#imagine being so incorrect
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so i was speaking to someone about tos and she said “yeah i always got a james bond vibe off the captain though, like ‘oooh i know i’m hot and everyone loves me’”
i’m sorry you mean my sweetheart, jim?
nay, my pretty, smart, self-sacrificial princess, captain james t kirk of the federation starship enterprise?
i do not believe she has ever seen star trek the original series
#i wish i was making this up but alas i am not#imagine being so incorrect#star trek tos#star trek#jim kirk#captain kirk
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people who draw rissa with a flat tummy… cowards
#imagine being so incorrect#SHE WOULD HAVE A CUTE SQUISHY TUMMY YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE#gwendoline christie#larissa weems#lesbian
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did you mean best?
#but what can you expect from reddit#raven#stevie richards#I'm too angry to click the link#imagine being so incorrect
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
#j.p speaks#another convo#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#ugh theres so..many- fuck#its their privilege and right to piss Dick off#dick around others: *cool and collected*#dick around his family: *close to shipping them all to a different country (lovingly)*#imagine being an only child now all you have is siblings id crash out 😮💨
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Ron: Are you sure about this?
Harry: Yeah! Bloody hell, I can’t believe this, I’m about to ask Malfoy out
Harry: Oh Merlin, he’s staring right at us. Quick, pretend like I was saying something else
Ron: Yes, Harry! You were young when you lost your virginity!
Harry: Thank you, Ron!
#drarry#yes thanks ron for being the best wingman ever…not so much on the improvising tho#harry potter#draco malfoy#incorrect drarry quotes#harry x draco#hpdm#harry potter x draco malfoy#incorrect harry potter quotes#ron weasley#daddiesdrarry on instagram#incorrect hp#hp#draco x harry#drarry squad#drarry gang#hp text post#incorrect hp quotes#hp ships#hp imagine#hp incorrect quotes#harry & ron#source: brooklyn 99
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I have a headcanon- (not in the actual comics but yknow the bat fam fandom)- that in his robin days Jason would wish that he'd get hurt on patrol so that Dick would come to the manor and comfort him.
He thought since Dick hated him, maybe if he got to be a big brother in an event where bruce was absent, they could bond.
The first time Jay got shot, he woke up in the cave infirmary and looked around to find Dick, who wasn't there. What he did hear was Dick yelling at Bruce over the comms.
That day, he also realized that Bruce didn't care if he got hurt, only that it could have been prevented. The only one who cared about Jason for Jason was Alfred. And thats why they have such a close bond.
Anyways. Enjoy some Jason todd pain
#started out being inspired by me#my sisters are so much older and i would imagine getting in a car crash or something horrific#hoping that it would make them care#or just give me attention#i feel like there would be a similar feeling for jay about dick cause of their relationship and age gap#batfam headcanons#bat family#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#bat brothers#dick grayson#red hood#tim drake#incorrect batfamily#jason todd incorrect quotes#incorrect jason todd#jason todd deserves better#jason and dick#jason todd headcanon#jason peter todd#dick greyson#dick grayson incorrect quotes#nightwing incorrect quotes#nightwing#incorrect nightwing#bruce wayne#batboys#batfam incorrect quotes#cardinalcrap
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pt.7
[MC passing by their Demon of the Week Board at HOL]
MC: Wait a second...
[Sees 'Diavolo' and 'Barbatos' added in crayon]
MC: Oh those guys...I'll allow it.
MC (looks around & places a star for both): These are freebies just for being cuties. Don't tell anyone!
Barbatos: Rest assured your secret is safe with me
Diavolo: We won't tell a soul! ♡
MC: AHHHH!!! Shouldn't you two be at the CASTLE!?
#DEMON OF THE WEEK#Lmao they get stars for being cute and the bros gotta do so much work#obey me diavolo#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me mc#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me humor#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me imagines#obey me barbatos#◇˖・゚— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer
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Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.
Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.
Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.
Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.
Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.
#THIS IS SATIRE#SATIRE#okay this is satire pls don’t take this seriously#I have the idea to write like cringy wattpad from Andrew pov but the more I write the more I’m like oh no I feel like Andrew’s inner#monologue is exactly like that and I could not differentiate and had to try so hard lmao#I literally just have to tone shit up and like use cringy words and summarise the books and boom wow bad boy billionaire mafia Neil#and y/n Andrew!!!#I was low-key laughing out loud at how accurate this is tho like wdym this is exactly what happens in the books#from now on if people ask me what’s aftg about I’ll show them this#and that’s why Nora has amazing writing skills because imagine being able to write this shit in such a poetic way#and actually adding layers and deep meanings and it’s not dumb or cringe#anyways I love aftg and Nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#the sunshine court#aftg thoughts#aftg reread#aftg shitpost#tfc shitpost#incorrect tfc#tfc textpost#aftg andreil
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Spencer: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Luke: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
#imagining like..#spencer being shy to ask luke that#so when he hears the first part of his answer#hes like :(#and about to leave#but when luke finishes his answer#hes all like 🫠🫠#ykwim..#cm incorrect quotes#criminal minds incorrect quotes#incorrect criminal minds#incorrect criminal minds quotes#criminal minds#spencer reid#luke alvez#ralvez#incorrect ralvez#spencer reid x luke alvez
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can you imagine katara and iroh teaming up to chastise the gaang for not remembering to take care of themselves?? (iroh fully scolds katara for it too just not as much)
cause i see it like
katara: the brain and the digestive system require a lot of energy and are connected. that’s why maybe you wouldn’t have the shakes, a bad attitude, and a headache if you fucking ATE LUNCH
sokka: bold of you to assume i don’t have all of those regularly. even when i eat lunch.
iroh: you’re not eating enough ??
sokka: wrong. i have adhd and my adderall is wearing off-
katara: ok fair, that’s an exception
sokka: -and i’m probably concussed
iroh: you’re probably WHAT??
katara: TOPH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU THREW ANOTHER ROCK AT SOKKA’S HEAD-
toph: he asked me if i could bend bone cause of the minerals in it so i hit him with a rock to see if i could fix his skull.
katara: yknow what. fair enough.
iroh: NO??
#atla#avatar the last airbender#natla#katara#uncle iroh#iroh#sokka#toph beifong#toph#katara is so mom friend cause she’s usually responsible but she’s also filled with annoyance#seriously though do you think earthbenders could bend bone#cause that would be sick#bones are really cool like imagine being able to just. pop your humerus back into place or smth#incorrect quotes#incorrect atla
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Yor: Loid, I'm. . . An assassin.
Loid, remembering the amount of times his wife had taken him down without a sweat and the willpower she wields: oh. That makes sense.
Yor: no, you don't understand. I KILL people.
Loid: same.
#as much as i can imagine the revelation being more angsty or has tension i cannot deny that this one would be accurate HAHA#he ends up being so chill abt it#and then there's yor acting so surprised and wondered if he had known it all along#spy x family#sxf#sxf yor#sxf loid#yor forger#loid forger#sxf twilight#sxf thorn princess#twilight#thorn princess#twiyor#sxf twiyor#spy x family incorrect quotes#sxf incorrect quotes
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Donald: How are we going to find Mickey in this crowd?
Minnie: Don't worry, I have a way... *ahem* So the 'Wright Flyer 1' first flew in 1905 in Kittyhawk, North Dakota-
Mickey (popping out of nowhere): -Actually it was in 1903 in Kittyhawk, North Carolina. Did you know that it had a wingspan of about...
Minnie and Donald: There he is.
#mickey mouse#minnie mouse#donald duck#disney memes#it is so fun imagining mickey being a nerd about stuff#incorrect disney quotes
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The small details
“Lip dentist monday”
“Pay electric today”
“Debbie!! Bring your jacket home from school!”
“Who eating all the frosted flake!”
“NOT ME 😠”
“yes you are ian”
“fuck off debbie 🖕🏻”
“QUIT SWEARING!”
#they’re so siblings#imagine how fun it must’ve been to be a set designer on this show#being allowed to make the set seem lived in#the mess and clothes strewn about#the visible life of a family#the incorrect grammar makes me think carl wrote it lol
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*the newest heroes campaign about safe seggs just dropped, a catchline says ‘now we can protect you even in your own bedroom’ and from now on every condom pack has a pro hero face on it*
*meanwhile the league (with hawks obviously) is chilling in their hideout*
toga: *throws all the heroes condoms at the table* guys! look what i bought!
hawks: oh no...
twice: i’d rather get hiv. THIS IS SO FUN!
shigaraki: do you have any with eraserhead? ...i’m asking for a friend
spinner: *looking at shigaraki* wtf dude?
dabi: *snatches a couple of packs from the table* lemme take a look at this shit...
dabi: *he picks the one with hawks’ face on it and shows it to his birb* nice babe, what’s the catchphrase? ‘too fast for your own good’?
hawks: *his cheeks burning* dabs, stop that
dabi: *still making fun of the whole thing* protect me hero hawks!
hawks: daaabiiii
shigaraki: you guys are disgusting...
dabi: *laughing* no, no, that’s fun! but when you told me you wanted to protect people, i imagined it a little bit differently, birdy
hawks: you know, it’s not like i had a choice. besides maybe it is fun. look, we should try out this one *he shows dabi a condom with endeavor’s face on the pack*
dabi: ...now all my desire for you is gone forever. that’s not funny. i don’t like it.
hawks: *laughs getting his hand with endeavor condoms closer to dabi* no? come ooon
dabi: ewwww! stop or i will throw up!
hawks: what? you don’t like it? endeavor is SO HOT tho
dabi: GROSS!!!
#just imagine this shit#so even villains have to buy hero condoms#hatefuck is more real than ever xD#dabi has been beaten by his own weapon#protect me keigo 😩😩😩#keigo surely protects dabi very often#being safe by all means#dabi is now traumatized#more than usually#dabi#hawks#hotwings#hotwings incorrect quotes#incorrect hotwings quotes#hotwingscore#shigaraki tomura#toga himiko#spinner#twice#league of villains#dabihawks#my hero academia#keigo takami#toya todoroki#incorrect bnha quotes#boku no hero academia#bnha dabi#bnha#mha
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I love making Asgard weird about sexism etc. just for the comedic value
#i imagine asgard was really good like 1200 years ago#and then when odin decided to be nice on imperialism he also tightened up asgard#which is funny because#the valkyrie certainly existed and hela herself was there so hashtag girlpower#but in loki and thor's time sif is pointed out to be an notably exceptional female warrior#as in not the normal#which is so funny#can you even imagine the brodinsons just being incredibly sexist and even tony is like hey guys. you cant. you cant say that#'i got a lawsuit for calling a woman's outfit skimpy and your brother keeps calling Natalia a ***** in public!!!'#'well he is not incorrect friend stark.'#steve nodding along still getting used to the intricacies of modern times and absorbing useful info from this
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I’d just like to say thank you for drawing Gavin and Chris being friends. Definitely an underrated pair and I’m so happy that art of them exists. Makes my day to see them honestly.
Also, please make more because this fandom definitely needs it 💕
OH HELL YEAH that's some of my favorite stuff to draw for DBH tbh! There is something so charming about unhinged coworker dynamics... I say this as someone who has been the unhinged coworker and someone who has heard unhinged coworkers.
Thank you so much though! I'm glad you've enjoyed what I have so far! I will say that while I didn't have the energy to draw it yesterday for Halloween, the idea that I had was them just alternating who got to wear the Ghostface mask. (I have never seen any of the Scream movies but I do know that there's not a Singular Ghostface, but multiple people)
Like someone would walk past Gavin's desk and he's just on his phone not looking up while Chris is making a work call - wearing the mask. Then five minutes later Chris tosses it over saying he needs some air and Gavin wears it. But the fact it was Halloween nobody really clocks the swap at first just "wow I am REALLY tired I thought it was the other one wearing it. I must really need coffee" and then half an hour passes and they've swapped who's wearing it again.
#moe talks a lot#not art#detroit become human#sorry im drawing an oc today but i definitely absolutely have more ideas for them in the future!#i feel like they deserve the attention too bc side characters...#bro isnt even the primary antagonist to connor like imagine being disliked by fans and youre a secondary antagonist#also i think about them a lot bc of their scenes together and how casual they are around each other like when in the interrogation#gavin pushes chris forward like you handle that guy dude you got this#and how even after gavin is rude to hank it falls to chris saying alright have a nice night .... truly the balance the world needs#also chris is just flat out one of my favorite characters so 100% looking forward to learning how to draw him better#there are so many fun dynamics to explore in dbh but i may have a chris miller bias#i feel like i might have lots of incorrect opinions due to biases and the fact they were born in 2002 and 2008 but like.... i have to shove#SOME of the current trends onto them as a past thing like the capri sun comic with chris#i have lots of thoughts about the game and the characters but since i figure most people dont really want those essays#i stick to my fun lil doodle comics bc i enjoy drawing them and it keeps my blog art oriented#while slowly pushing my headcanons and agendas
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