#imagine being so incorrect

[demitheweirdo]

so i was speaking to someone about tos and she said “yeah i always got a james bond vibe off the captain though, like ‘oooh i know i’m hot and everyone loves me’”

i’m sorry you mean my sweetheart, jim?

nay, my pretty, smart, self-sacrificial princess, captain james t kirk of the federation starship enterprise?

i do not believe she has ever seen star trek the original series

[crienneoftarth]

people who draw rissa with a flat tummy… cowards

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

did you mean best?

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Are you sure about this?

Harry: Yeah! Bloody hell, I can’t believe this, I’m about to ask Malfoy out

Harry: Oh Merlin, he’s staring right at us. Quick, pretend like I was saying something else

Ron: Yes, Harry! You were young when you lost your virginity!

Harry: Thank you, Ron!

[cardinalcheerio]

I have a headcanon- (not in the actual comics but yknow the bat fam fandom)- that in his robin days Jason would wish that he'd get hurt on patrol so that Dick would come to the manor and comfort him.

He thought since Dick hated him, maybe if he got to be a big brother in an event where bruce was absent, they could bond.

The first time Jay got shot, he woke up in the cave infirmary and looked around to find Dick, who wasn't there. What he did hear was Dick yelling at Bruce over the comms.

That day, he also realized that Bruce didn't care if he got hurt, only that it could have been prevented. The only one who cared about Jason for Jason was Alfred. And thats why they have such a close bond.

Anyways. Enjoy some Jason todd pain

[cosmicstarlatte]

pt.7

[MC passing by their Demon of the Week Board at HOL]

MC: Wait a second...

[Sees 'Diavolo' and 'Barbatos' added in crayon]

MC: Oh those guys...I'll allow it.

MC (looks around & places a star for both): These are freebies just for being cuties. Don't tell anyone!

Barbatos: Rest assured your secret is safe with me

Diavolo: We won't tell a soul! ♡

MC: AHHHH!!! Shouldn't you two be at the CASTLE!?

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Andrew Minyard puts on his black combat boots and black armbands. He wears his black hoodie because Andrew is not like other boys. His newest teammate Neil Josten has an aura of danger that Andrew knows he is better off not getting close. But Andrew cannot help it. He is like a moth drawn to a flame. Neil’s untamed auburn hair that is never styled yet it is messy in an effortless way and his big blue orbs that must have a lot of hidden secrets. Andrew knows he should not play with fire but with that toned body Andrew minyard can not stay away.

Whatever, not like Neil josten would notice him anyways. He is the outcast in his teams and no one likes him. Neil josten would not care about him.

Imagine Andrew’s surprise when Neil josten joins him on the roof and shares his secrets. Andrew is right, Neil has a very dark past that is even darker than Andrew’s. Neil is involved in the mafia! But because Andrew is not like other boys he does not care and promise to protect Neil even though Andrew probably cannot do anything if anything happens. Neil probably has to be the one to save Andrew.

Neil also turns out to be loaded and he buys Andrew a car when his was destroyed and Andrew cannot say no to a Maserati.

Everyone else on the team is so shock when super attractive good looking Neil josten will choose to be with someone like Andrew minyard but Neil does not care and growls at anyone that says anything bad about Andrew.

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Luke: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[bunthebreadboy]

can you imagine katara and iroh teaming up to chastise the gaang for not remembering to take care of themselves?? (iroh fully scolds katara for it too just not as much)

cause i see it like

katara: the brain and the digestive system require a lot of energy and are connected. that’s why maybe you wouldn’t have the shakes, a bad attitude, and a headache if you fucking ATE LUNCH

sokka: bold of you to assume i don’t have all of those regularly. even when i eat lunch.

iroh: you’re not eating enough ??

sokka: wrong. i have adhd and my adderall is wearing off-

katara: ok fair, that’s an exception

sokka: -and i’m probably concussed

iroh: you’re probably WHAT??

katara: TOPH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU THREW ANOTHER ROCK AT SOKKA’S HEAD-

toph: he asked me if i could bend bone cause of the minerals in it so i hit him with a rock to see if i could fix his skull.

katara: yknow what. fair enough.

iroh: NO??

[manawari]

Yor: Loid, I'm. . . An assassin.

Loid, remembering the amount of times his wife had taken him down without a sweat and the willpower she wields: oh. That makes sense.

Yor: no, you don't understand. I KILL people.

Loid: same.

[sweettjrose]

Donald: How are we going to find Mickey in this crowd?

Minnie: Don't worry, I have a way... *ahem* So the 'Wright Flyer 1' first flew in 1905 in Kittyhawk, North Dakota-

Mickey (popping out of nowhere): -Actually it was in 1903 in Kittyhawk, North Carolina. Did you know that it had a wingspan of about...

Minnie and Donald: There he is.

[iandarling]

The small details

“Lip dentist monday”

“Pay electric today”

“Debbie!! Bring your jacket home from school!”

“Who eating all the frosted flake!”

“NOT ME 😠”

“yes you are ian”

“fuck off debbie 🖕🏻”

“QUIT SWEARING!”

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*the newest heroes campaign about safe seggs just dropped, a catchline says ‘now we can protect you even in your own bedroom’ and from now on every condom pack has a pro hero face on it*

*meanwhile the league (with hawks obviously) is chilling in their hideout*

toga: *throws all the heroes condoms at the table* guys! look what i bought!

hawks: oh no...

twice: i’d rather get hiv. THIS IS SO FUN!

shigaraki: do you have any with eraserhead? ...i’m asking for a friend

spinner: *looking at shigaraki* wtf dude?

dabi: *snatches a couple of packs from the table* lemme take a look at this shit...

dabi: *he picks the one with hawks’ face on it and shows it to his birb* nice babe, what’s the catchphrase? ‘too fast for your own good’?

hawks: *his cheeks burning* dabs, stop that

dabi: *still making fun of the whole thing* protect me hero hawks!

hawks: daaabiiii

shigaraki: you guys are disgusting...

dabi: *laughing* no, no, that’s fun! but when you told me you wanted to protect people, i imagined it a little bit differently, birdy

hawks: you know, it’s not like i had a choice. besides maybe it is fun. look, we should try out this one *he shows dabi a condom with endeavor’s face on the pack*

dabi: ...now all my desire for you is gone forever. that’s not funny. i don’t like it.

hawks: *laughs getting his hand with endeavor condoms closer to dabi* no? come ooon

dabi: ewwww! stop or i will throw up!

hawks: what? you don’t like it? endeavor is SO HOT tho

dabi: GROSS!!!

[worstloki]

I love making Asgard weird about sexism etc. just for the comedic value

[starlooove]

ppl only pretend to care about Duke Thomas and read more than wfa online. Ppl irl who know his name prolly care about him. No I’m not coping with the fact that I’m WATCHING the breaking down and setting to the side of a potential if not already major black character not just in dc but in the batfam specifically AGAIN