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Derek: I have a question.
Spencer: Shoot.
Derek: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Garcia: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Spencer: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Derek: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Garcia: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Luke: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Spencer: Luke is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Emily: Reid can't be good at everything, I bet he's a bad kisser
Luke: No, he's good at that too
Emily: What?
Luke: What?
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luke, peeling a banana: may i take your coat for you, sir?
spencer: you know everyone else can hear you, right?
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luke: the stress from this case has been horrible for the baby
garcia: what baby?
luke: spencer.
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Emily:so how are you settling in
Luke: oh it's great everyone I meet so far is great
Penelope: listen I don't like you newbie but did it happen yet
Luke: did what happen?
Penelope: did you meet him ???
Luke: who?
Penelope: oh so you didn't I mean you would have known if you did
JJ: you talking about Reid?
Penelope: obviously, I mean he didn't get the Reid effect so obviously he didn't meet him?
Luke: the Reid effect?
Penelope: yeah like everyone that joins the team fall in love with him I mean unless they were already in a relationship
Luke*amused*: really?
JJ: yep
Emily: it's a universal thing you won't get it till you meet him
Luke: I don't think I'm gonna have this problem
Penelope: I bet you 10 bucks you will
Reid*from behind him*: hi, I missed you all oh you must be Luke Alvez it's nice to meet you*smiles*
Luke*stunned*: hi, it's nice to meet you too *hands Garcia her very well earned 10 bucks*
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LUKE: You know how the human brain is full of pipes?
SPENCER: I did not…
LUKE: You didn’t know about that?
SPENCER: I didn’t know about that.
LUKE: Okay, well the brain’s full of pipes. You know how philosophers have these thoughts, and they try and push these thoughts through these pipes? When you’re having a big idea, is it best to break it up into lots of little thoughts, about the size of peas, and squeeze them through in quick succession, or just bite the bullet and force it through your mind pipe in one huge clod? Like gritting your teeth and thinking for dear life?
SPENCER: …
SPENCER: Well, that’s a very interesting way of describing two general tendencies in philosophy. One, the more analytic style, which means cutting problems up into bite-sized portions—
LUKE: Peas.
SPENCER: Into… peas. And, the other a more synthetic approach which takes on a larger perspective. So, your characterization is, in fact, a rather intriguing delineation of two major strands in current philosophy.
LUKE: …
LUKE: Is that good?
SPENCER: Excellent.
LUKE: *fist pumps* Yessss.
(source: Cunk on Earth)
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The BAU in the beach
Emily: Hey, look, your boyfriend *points to a red flag*
Luke: Ha ha. Hey, look, your girlfriend *points to the same place*
Emily: Jokes on you, JJ doesn't have- OH MY GOD SHE'S DROWNING, JJ!!!
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It's just my opinion but Ralvez makes more sense than Jeid ever will. Do not fight me on this
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Spencer: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack, it's just that no one is hungry
Luke: *under his breath* I'm starving
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Luke, whispers: are you seeing anyone?
Reid, whispers back: you see them too?
Luke: what?
Reid: how’d you know i was seeing ghosts?
Luke: that’s not what i- wait you’re WHAT?
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Luke: Why doesn't Spencer find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Tara: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Luke: *bites lip*
Tara: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Spencer: Your smile? It makes my day.
Luke: Your happiness? I live for that.
Rossi: A room? Get one.
Penelope: Hotel? Trivago.
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Luke: So do I really have to invite you into my house or is that a myth too?
Vampire!Spencer: Oh no we can enter wherever we please, that's just because of my social anxiety!
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spencer & luke: let's both learn sign language so we can talk from our desks without anyone listening
spencer & luke across the bullpen at each other: 👉👌
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emily: how dumb does spencer think you are?
luke: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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CRIMINAL MINDS INCORRECT QUOTES #2
Spencer: we aren't dating Luke
Luke: according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is not true.
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