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lazyclumzycat-blog · 3 days ago
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criminalmindsfanantic · 2 days ago
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Emily, crying laughing: JJ was on a conference call and I just heard her say the words “which part of the ‘No’ did you not understand - the ‘nuh’ part or the ‘oh’ part?”
Emily: She’s out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way she tells Michael and Henry they can’t have snacks 😂
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months ago
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lilliejareau · 2 months ago
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spencer: you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?
emily: reid, i’d let him represent me in court
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spencestiel-michelle · 8 months ago
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 
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thedelusionalbitchgianna · 11 months ago
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*Spencer zoned out*
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.
Derek: What's wrong with you?
Spencer: Do you want a list?
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forhappysake · 1 year ago
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amandasmoviess · 2 years ago
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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties
JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments
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demonicbaby666 · 10 months ago
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Derek: How’d the doctors appointment go? Reid: Actually really well, she said I was super artistic. Derek: Kid… I think she meant- Garcia: Don’t you dare.
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dontsh0vethesun · 1 year ago
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[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]
y/n: can i help you?
Emily: I finished all my work
y/n:
Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want
y/n, sighing: which one?
Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail
[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]
y/n: snailed it
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crimimnal-mineds-part2 · 1 year ago
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Emily: when did you stop believing in Father Christmas?
Reid: I never believed in any fathers
Emily:
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lazyclumzycat-blog · 18 hours ago
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criminalmindsfanantic · 5 months ago
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*The BAU is at Home Depot*
JJ: *Falls in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*
Emily: *Spends the entire time picking up random stuff going, “what tf is this for?”*
Rossi: *Sitting on a display toilet waiting for everyone else to be done*
Derek: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*
Garcia: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*
Reid: *Gets lost from the group like 50 times*
Hotch: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 4 months ago
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Reid: *sneaks into the house late*
Hotch: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?
Reid: I was at a…foreign film festival with…uh…Y/N!
Reader: *also turns in swivel chair* Want to try again?
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lilliejareau · 20 days ago
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“we listen and we don’t judge.”
penelope: one time reid gave me a tiny potted plant but it turns out it was actually plastic and he didn’t know so i pretended to water it for three years.
bau: we listen and we don’t judge.
JJ: sometimes when Henry wakes me up by jumping on my back, I feel like throwing him across the room for a split second.
bau: we listen and we don’t judge.
emily: one time when I was mad at Morgan for not sticking up for me during a case, I dipped his travel toothbrush in the toilet and didn’t rinse it off after and he used it about an hour later.
morgan: bitch what?!?
emily: we listen and we don’t judge!
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spencestiel-michelle · 5 months ago
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Hotch: he’s our new agent? 
Gideon: he’s a genius with three phd’s, Aaron. very perceptive, very insightful, and very useful for our unit. 
*Hotch looks over at Spencer Reid* 
Hotch: he just knocked over all the coffee stirrers and i can see green dinosaur and pink striped socks sticking out his sneakers, Jason. 
Gideon: well, hey, he did fail his physical fitness exam and… you know, he wears socks, Hotch. 
Hotch: really? oh, great. that’s good. let’s hire him immediately, and give him a gun and budge right now. 
Gideon: excellent. 
Hotch: 
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