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Rossi after finding out about Hotchniss: Aaron I swear to god if you break my daughter’s heart, I’ll break your fucking kneecaps and shove strawberries down your throat.
Hotch (who is Allergic to strawberries): Y’know there was a time you used to refer to me as your son.
Rossi: I never once referred to you as my son. I referred to you as my hellion.
Hotch: That time you almost had a heart attack because I ate strawberry shortcake and you stabbed me with my epi-pen, smacked me upside the head and then you called me son.
Emily: bro just let me have a father, don’t ruin this for me.
Hotch: Emily. If you call me bro one more time I swear, I’m actually gonna dump you.
Garcia: am I the only one concerned about the fact he ate something he was allergic to?
Reid: he might’ve not known it was strawberry cheesecake?
Rossi: it had strawberry’s on top.
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Emily: *hiding something in her coat* I think we should adopt another kid.
Hotch: No.
Emily: Why not??
Hotch: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.
Emily: *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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officiant: now, repeat after me-
emily: after me
officiant, to hotch: are you sure you want to marry this one?
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Incorrect Hotchniss Quote:
Aaron: Emily, if you die, for real, do you want to be buried or cremated? If you get hit by a bus what do I do?
Emily: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me.
Aaron:…
Emily: Avenge me, Aaron. Avenge me.
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Emily : *nudges Hotch at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Hotch? Wake up, Hotch! Listen! They're sexless!
Hotch: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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EMILY: ( texting Hotch , sends a voice message )
HOTCH: ( texting back ) is it urgent ?
EMILY: ( texting back ) no it can wait :D
LATER ON
HOTCH: ( presses play )
EMILY: ( on the voice message ) SO UM THERES A FIRE ——
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HOTCH: Agent Prentiss here can run point on this. She’s quite the cunning linguist.
EMILY: Cunning linguist? More like cunniling-
JJ: Emily, don’t you dare.
HOTCH: …
HOTCH: So, where’s the victim’s body?
SHERIFF: Uh… right this way…
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Criminal Minds is wild cause they'll give Emily Prentiss insane chemistry with everyone except her boyfriend
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Hotch: please tell me you didn't drag Derek into this.
Emily: I did not drag Derek into this.
*aggressive banging on their door*
Hotch, sighing: who's that...?
Emily: I think you know :)
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Emily randomly on a night out w the team: It’s always Ily but never IwtmyIwthkwyIwtbuahIwtsdagowyIwtdwi110yoiyaIdw48uhIwal
JJ: What??
Morgan: Pretty-boy can you like. Translate that or something??
Reid: I-I have no idea what she said.
Rossi: what has my life come to?? I’m going home.
Hotch: I don’t want to know. I really don’t.
Garcia: OML!! Totally!!
Rossi:..you understood that??
Emily and Garcia with the same tone of voice: I want to marry you, I want to have kids with you, I want to build us a house, I want to settle down and grow old with you, I want to die when I’m 110 years old in your arms, I don’t want 48 Uninterrupted hours. I want a lifetime.
JJ: Oh! Greys anatomy!!
Hotch:…I’m too drunk to deal with this.
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emily: aaron and i have decided to bring a third person into our relationship
hotch, later: i warned her that was the worst way to announce the pregnancy
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Hotch: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her you'll kill me?
Rossi: No. If you hurt Emily, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself.
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Incorrect Hotchniss Quotes:
Emily: I think we should get this stroller.
Aaron: How much is it?
Emily: Only $500
Aaron: $500?? That’s more than my first car. We can’t afford that.
Emily: I can.
Aaron: Em…
Emily: *pouts*
Aaron:…
Emily:…
Aaron: You never used to be able to make that face before the baby. What did the baby do to you?
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JJ: Em, that pantsuit looks nice, not many people can pull those off.
Hotch: i’d like to pull it off.
Emily:
JJ:
Hotch:
Emily:
JJ:
Hotch: … did i say that out loud?
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HOTCH: I won’t be joining you for game night tonight. Garcia said you’re playing ‘Mein Kraft’, and I’d rather not.
EMILY: *laughing* Playing what?
HOTCH: Mein Kraft.
SPENCER: Do you mean ‘Minecraft’?
HOTCH: That’s what I said.
EMILY: No, you said ‘Mein Kraft.’ It’s ‘Minecraft,’ not ‘Mein Kraft,’ it wasn’t made by Hitler.
(Inspired by: ‘Motherland’)
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