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Emily: *hiding something in her coat* I think we should adopt another kid.
Hotch: No.
Emily: Why not??
Hotch: Because when you say âkidâ, you mean âcatâ, and we already have fifteen of those.
Emily: *unzips coat* Sixteen.
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officiant: now, repeat after me-
emily: after me
officiant, to hotch: are you sure you want to marry this one?
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Incorrect Hotchniss Quote:
Aaron: Emily, if you die, for real, do you want to be buried or cremated? If you get hit by a bus what do I do?
Emily: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me.
Aaron:âŚ
Emily: Avenge me, Aaron. Avenge me.
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Emily :Â *nudges Hotch at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Hotch? Wake up, Hotch! Listen! They're sexless!
Hotch:Â The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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EMILY: ( texting Hotch , sends a voice message )
HOTCH: ( texting back ) is it urgent ?
EMILY: ( texting back ) no it can wait :D
LATER ON
HOTCH: ( presses play )
EMILY: ( on the voice message ) SO UM THERES A FIRE ââ
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HOTCH: Agent Prentiss here can run point on this. Sheâs quite the cunning linguist.
EMILY: Cunning linguist? More like cunniling-
JJ: Emily, donât you dare.
HOTCH: âŚ
HOTCH: So, whereâs the victimâs body?
SHERIFF: Uh⌠right this wayâŚ
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Criminal Minds is wild cause they'll give Emily Prentiss insane chemistry with everyone except her boyfriend
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Hotch: please tell me you didn't drag Derek into this.
Emily: I did not drag Derek into this.
*aggressive banging on their door*
Hotch, sighing: who's that...?
Emily: I think you know :)
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emily: aaron and i have decided to bring a third person into our relationship
hotch, later: i warned her that was the worst way to announce the pregnancy
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Hotch: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her you'll kill me?
Rossi: No. If you hurt Emily, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself.
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Incorrect Hotchniss Quotes:
Emily: I think we should get this stroller.
Aaron: How much is it?
Emily: Only $500
Aaron: $500?? Thatâs more than my first car. We canât afford that.
Emily: I can.
Aaron: EmâŚ
Emily: *pouts*
Aaron:âŚ
Emily:âŚ
Aaron: You never used to be able to make that face before the baby. What did the baby do to you?
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JJ: Em, that pantsuit looks nice, not many people can pull those off.Â
Hotch: iâd like to pull it off.
Emily:
JJ:
Hotch:Â
Emily:Â
JJ:
Hotch: ⌠did i say that out loud?Â
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HOTCH: I wonât be joining you for game night tonight. Garcia said youâre playing âMein Kraftâ, and Iâd rather not.
EMILY: *laughing* Playing what?
HOTCH: Mein Kraft.
SPENCER: Do you mean âMinecraftâ?
HOTCH: Thatâs what I said.
EMILY: No, you said âMein Kraft.â Itâs âMinecraft,â not âMein Kraft,â it wasnât made by Hitler.
(Inspired by: âMotherlandâ)
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*emily comes running and arrives at Hotch out of breath*
emily: HELP ME!
hotch: what's going on?
emily: hmm, you know i was having a girls' night with jj and garcia, right?
hotch nods:
emily: well... jj asked me to do her eyebrows, you know, nothing major...
hotch: emily...
emily: i just forgot to mention that i don't know how to do eyebrows...
hotch: ... you didn't
emily: i did.
jj comes from behind, eyebrowless and with a furious look: EMILY PRENTISS
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Hotch: This is a bad idea.
Emily: You said that already.
Hotch: Well, it's worth saying again.
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