#criminal minds spoilers

[damnhotmsimmons]

possible sneak peek of 18x06

[elssbethtascioni]

Paget Brewster as Emily Prentiss Criminal Minds | 17x01 - Gold Star

[heehawheehawheehaw]

Literally nothing in the entire series will be funnier to me than the fact that Emily Prentiss resisted mind control bc she hallucinated dying, saw a heavenly glow, and was like “wait a minute. God isn’t real.” And then just snaps out it like okay back to girlbossing now

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

*Spencer zoned out*

Derek: What are you thinking about?

Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.

Derek: What's wrong with you?

Spencer: Do you want a list?

[shay-j-scribbles]

“Your boyfriend’s dead because you shot him, babe.”

Emily Prentiss, serving cunt in 2024

[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds | Jennifer Jareau | 17.04 'Kingdom of the Blind'

[jane-not-rizzoli]

Gay people don’t say I love you they say “this…this job takes a lot, but you know what it gives? It gives me you.”

[wistfulwatcher]

[emilyprentiss-ily]

My dumbass genuinely thought they were going to kiss…

[moonstruckme]

oooooo can i request reader getting jealous about spencer having to seduce the cinderella killer in 10x6 but being in complete denial and rossi, derek, etc are all like mmmmhmmmm sure ok 👀😏

At long last!! Thanks for requesting and for weathering the wait baby <3

cw: mention of weapons/guns (also I know she drops her shears in the actual episode but shhh) 

Spencer Reid x bau!reader ♡ 704 words

“Keep sucking your teeth like that, you’re gonna need braces,” Morgan teases. 

You roll your eyes but stop. “That’s not how that happens,” you say. 

(You don’t actually know how it happens, but neither does Morgan. You know from photo evidence Penelope had somehow gotten her hands on that he’s been genetically perfect since he tucked-and-rolled out of the womb.)

Reid’s hair has grown long enough to tuck behind his ears again, and he does it now, looking every inch the nervous admirer as he advances slowly, almost dazedly, toward the girl. 

“May I?” he asks, voice breathy and expression wide open. 

The girl—your unsub—looks just as smitten. She walks towards him as if in a dream, and you really wish Spencer had his gun out. You know JJ is covering him with her finger on the trigger, and Spencer has a knack for getting out of scrapes, but now he’s kneeling before a girl who’s killed several men, bending his head down as he slips a shoe onto her foot, and she has a pair of shears in her hand that she was just about to use to slit another man’s throat. 

You’re scared for him. That’s what this is. This is fear, just like you’d have for anyone else on your team. 

“What’re you so sour about?” Rossi asks, his tone lilting with intrigue. He looks away from the scene, the three of you leaned against the SUV while you wait for Spencer to bring her in, and studies your face. “Is there something about Spencer’s performance you don’t like?” 

Trust him to chip in. You swear, he and Morgan have to be the worst busybodies in the department. You start to kiss your teeth again, but stop when you catch Morgan smirking. 

“I just didn’t realize he was such a good actor,” you reply. 

And it’s true. Spencer’s performance is kind of astounding. There’s an indomitable sincerity about him that shines through even now, in the gentle way he looks up at the girl when the shoe fits. It makes your chest tighten slightly, and then something foul and warmish curdles in your gut when he takes her hand and presses his lips to it. 

Spencer’s a kind soul. He’s got a sweet voice to go with his sweet face, and the unsub trusts it just like you would, dropping the shears and following him towards where the rest of your team waits. He’s not afraid to touch her, brushing a guiding hand along her back to help her into the SUV. To maintain the ruse, you know. Still, knowing doesn’t help the irritated prickle that goes over your skin. 

Wordlessly (though not without communication, if you count Morgan’s smug look and your answering glare), the three of you peel off from the van, getting into your vehicles to drive back to the police station.

Spencer shuts the door behind the unsub, and you expect him to get in the front seat to help keep her calm on the way to the station, but to your surprise he walks in your direction, getting into the passenger seat of the SUV you’re driving. 

“Hey,” he says casually, like this is something he does every day. And this is a regular part of your job, but it’s not every day one of you pretends to be blindly in love with a violent serial killer while she holds garden shears over your head. 

“Hey.” You give him a little smile, putting the van in drive. “Nice job. She looked really enchanted with you.”

“Thanks, I’m glad Hotch thought to bring the shoe to complete the fantasy.” Spencer brushes off the compliment easily, more than used to excelling. “It’ll be good for her to finally get the help she needs.” 

“Well, you were awesome.” You glance at him in the passenger seat, and he’s got his head propped on his elbow, looking out at the rolling hills and vast greenery of Montana. You look back to the road. “You make a great prince charming.” 

Spencer turns his face towards you. “Thanks,” he says again, this time with more feeling, and that sweetness is in his voice again. You like it best when it’s for you. 

[aaronwhorechner]

Criminal Minds 17.02

[beep-beep-robin]

jennifer jareau in criminal minds: evolution 17x03

sp: jalvezpacks on insta

[dorelia23]

He knows they treat his meetings like a cinema lol

[hopefulatrocity]

Am I the only one who noticed the slip of Emily admitting she's been SA'd before? When Jade said "Do you know that feeling... when you're staring up at the ceiling and you're thinking, 'What if it's all bullshit?'. Maybe it's after a preacher's sermon, or your dad yelling at you or-"

Emily finishes her sentence for her and says, "Or some man is done holding you down."

She says it with so much empathy and the look on her face says she knows exactly what Jade went through. I know she had the undercover "relationship" with Ian Doyle, and that could be what she's referring to. (Her relationship with him wasn't consensual. She was playing a part, and even though they implied she did garner some feelings for him later down the line, she became physical with him because of her job and mission. They said it was her idea to become romantically involved with Doyle to get information but that doesn't mean she ever consented to sleeping with him. It was simply a part she had to endure as a means to an end.) I wonder if that's what's she is referring to or if something else happened.

Prentiss has always been my safe character and this just cements it even further. I hope we see Jade again. And Peter. They were victims in this and I can see Prentiss wants to help Jade.

[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds | Jennifer Jareau | 17.07 'Piranha'

[andmineisyellow]

✨Two very unserious people✨