#spencer reid incorrect

[spritehouse]

luke, peeling a banana: may i take your coat for you, sir?

spencer: you know everyone else can hear you, right?

[multi-fan-girlie]

At 2am

Emily, runs into Spencer’s room and turns on the light: Wake up sleepyhead!

Spencer, waking up: Emily!

Emily: *cackles*

Luke, sitting up from where he was sleeping behind Spencer: What the fuck, Emily?

Emily: Wait WHAT-

[patrickispinky]

Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

[whoisspence]

kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

[scarlettjemily]

The bau doing the trauma candy salad trend

JJ: hi i’m jj and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Emily: hi i’m emily and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Spencer: hi i’m spencer and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Hotch: hi i’m aaron and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Morgan: hi i’m derek and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Rossi: hi i’m david and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Garcia: hi i’m penelope and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms

Tara: … what the fuck

[lilliejareau]

“we listen and we don’t judge.”

penelope: one time reid gave me a tiny potted plant but it turns out it was actually plastic and he didn’t know so i pretended to water it for three years.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

JJ: sometimes when Henry wakes me up by jumping on my back, I feel like throwing him across the room for a split second.

bau: we listen and we don’t judge.

emily: one time when I was mad at Morgan for not sticking up for me during a case, I dipped his travel toothbrush in the toilet and didn’t rinse it off after and he used it about an hour later.

morgan: bitch what?!?

emily: we listen and we don’t judge!

[sweatervest-obsessed]

Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?

Prentiss: very thoughtful.

JJ: very demure.

Morgan: what the fuck—

*hotch arrives*

Garcia: see how Hotch was late?

Prentiss: not very mindful.

Reid: not demure.

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[annmaximoff18]

Spencer: did you know that pigs

Derek: no reid, no one wants to hear about pigs

Spencer: .....

Y/N: the pigs what?

Spencer: What?

Y/N: about the pigs, I want to listen to you

[spritehouse]

luke, on twitter: like for an indirect

luke after getting 1 like: i'm in love with you.

spencer who likes everything on his feed: ???

[multi-fan-girlie]

Hotch: Reid, can we talk in my office?

Spencer, already crying: yeah sure

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

EMILY: Is it a crime to throw sodium in someone’s face?

HOTCH: It’s assault.

EMILY: I know it’s a salt. But is it a crime?

HOTCH: …

HOTCH: You are not funny.

SPENCER: *Quietly chuckles*

HOTCH: Reid, don’t encourage her.

[whoisspence]

hotch: why is morgan crying in the corner?

prentiss: he did one of those "which bau profiler are you" quizzes

hotch: who did he get?

reid: ...me