#spencer reid incorrect
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spritehouse · 10 months ago
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luke, peeling a banana: may i take your coat for you, sir?
spencer: you know everyone else can hear you, right?
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multi-fan-girlie · 7 months ago
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At 2am
Emily, runs into Spencer’s room and turns on the light: Wake up sleepyhead!
Spencer, waking up: Emily!
Emily: *cackles*
Luke, sitting up from where he was sleeping behind Spencer: What the fuck, Emily?
Emily: Wait WHAT-
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patrickispinky · 1 year ago
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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
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whoisspence · 11 months ago
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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scarlettjemily · 5 months ago
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The bau doing the trauma candy salad trend
JJ: hi i’m jj and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Emily: hi i’m emily and i was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Spencer: hi i’m spencer and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Hotch: hi i’m aaron and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Morgan: hi i’m derek and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Rossi: hi i’m david and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Garcia: hi i’m penelope and I was kidnapped and tortured and i brought m&ms
Tara: … what the fuck
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welovelouisandbucky · 1 year ago
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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sweatervest-obsessed · 4 months ago
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Y/n: see how Garcia brought the shots back to the table?
Prentiss: very thoughtful.
JJ: very demure.
Morgan: what the fuck—
*hotch arrives*
Garcia: see how Hotch was late?
Prentiss: not very mindful.
Reid: not demure.
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UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.
HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 5 months ago
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ralvezfanatic · 1 year ago
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Y/N: I need someone to take me out already
Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper
Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?
Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:
Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:
Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???
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annmaximoff18 · 5 months ago
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Spencer: did you know that pigs
Derek: no reid, no one wants to hear about pigs
Spencer: .....
Y/N: the pigs what?
Spencer: What?
Y/N: about the pigs, I want to listen to you
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spritehouse · 9 months ago
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luke, on twitter: like for an indirect
luke after getting 1 like: i'm in love with you.
spencer who likes everything on his feed: ???
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multi-fan-girlie · 9 months ago
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Hotch: Reid, can we talk in my office?
Spencer, already crying: yeah sure
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lilliejareau · 2 months ago
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spencer: you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?
emily: reid, i’d let him represent me in court
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whoisspence · 5 months ago
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hotch: why is morgan crying in the corner?
prentiss: he did one of those "which bau profiler are you" quizzes
hotch: who did he get?
reid: ...me
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spencestiel-michelle · 8 months ago
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 
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