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people love to criticise the actions of someone under an extreme amount of stress as irrationally, irredeemably monstrous, and then you'll actually look at what they're talking about and see that not only is their behaviour entirely understandable given the circumstances, but they're actually demonstrating incredible restraint and will to endure beyond what you thought anyone was capable of
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It's actually so mean that Thor gets a super cool 'unstoppable' magical weapon while Loki doesn't like how did Odin even explain that to them to make it sound fair at all
#there's no way he was glazing Loki's magic like yes you obv dont need a magic weapon since your power is the same thing#there's absolutely no way mjolnir was to compensate Thor's lack of magical ability right#like what would thor do without the hammer ignoring the ragnarok plot of it being a conduit#can you imagine thor with regular swords doing half the destructive damage on Jotunheim#without the lightning
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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Commission for @goldberry-river of Loki practicing magic! Thank you so much again!! X3
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Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth on set and in ‘Thor: The Dark World’, (2013). Dir. Alan Taylor.
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Odin proudly calling Thor his only son while Loki stands in the same room is real to me
#odin like yes i have high hopes for him!!#and loki is nodding along like dw about it he foegets they had another kid after thor... mustve got used to only having 1 haha
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its back to loki posting for a bit bc the summer skin has captured me
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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).
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howdy, i just discovered your art recently and it feels made for me specifically. thank you for the bucky abuse! you're amazing! <3

Thank you sm 🖤
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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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Val: how old did you think I was?
Loki: I don't know!! I assumed you were my age!!!
Val: *evil cackle*
I love the concept of Loki knowing Val was Asgardian because he's seen her tattoo before. but he just assumed it was a tattoo referencing the Valkyrie, not one actually marking her as one
#Loki: it's not a tattoo marking your respect for the fallen women warriors of Asgard?#Val: Nah. *takes large sip of drink*
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I love the concept of Loki knowing Val was Asgardian because he's seen her tattoo before. but he just assumed it was a tattoo referencing the Valkyrie, not one actually marking her as one
#Loki the few times he's seen her on Sakaar: with the strength and pretty disctict tattoo of course she is Asgardian#Loki after fighting with her 1 time: SHE'S AN ACTUAL VALKYRIE?!?! WHAT THE--#meanwhile Val doesn't even know if he's Asgardian because strength is pretty common across species#and she hasn't had the opportunity see him use any anyway#GM: she's a strong girl! she picks up the best fighters including my champion...!~~#Loki: makes sense
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Theo or someone gets Loki a lenox spice village for his potion ingredients and he has to relabel them so Thor just coming into the kitchen one day to see a corner taken over with these little dainty colorful porcelain victorian houses labeled FOR POTIONS - DO NOT EAT and DANGER - POISONOUS and whatnot
#Thor: what rituals happen here#Loki: oh. you know. the usual...#Theo: *carefully sprinkling salt into a pot in the background*#I feel thor would have words with loki about his decoration sense after seeing a lineup of houses
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