#if this goes on

[zuzucatboy]

nobody's ever seen zianna and saiki's mom in the same room..

[crazydaymycrazyway]

He Xuan: You always say that I can't do anything without your help, so I'm going to prove you wrong.

Hua Cheng, with raised eyebrows: Oh?

He Xuan: Yeah, I just need one thing-

He Xuan: Your help

(An incorrect quote about the grandmaster of demonic cultivation by @fighterswriters in pintrest)

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[kuntniss]

actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. and i love that 12 year old btw

[knightofleo]

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[afterthelambs]

"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"

[pangur-and-grim]

season’s greasons

[charbroiledchicken]

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

[thankstothe]

!👏

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)