#honey is on crack

[chososcamgirl]

sjap bonus chapter where panda goes to the local zoo for speeddating, gets rejected by every other bear, and copes by mukbanging with toge and y/n on stream. ends with nikado avacado fatshaming panda on twitter and trisha paytas dming panda for a mukbang collab vid. thank you for coming to my ted talk

IM CRYING HONEY WHY ARE U WRTIJG SJAP CRACK RN😭😭😭😭 (keep doing it ily for this)

wait ur lowkey onto something… might feature this😍😍😍😍

[infinite-orangepeel]

[strawlessandbraless]

I sometimes wish Cas had gotten creative and fought back when Dean was upset and lashing out in anger

I headcanon that Cas would send a swarm of bees to follow Dean around until he chilled out or apologized

They would show up in the most inopportune places at the worst possible times, pumping gas, in a bathroom stall, on a case, whenever he starts flirting with a bartender or waitress

[saggitary]

Just a reminder that Echo, after being held as a POW for like a year, frozen in a cyro chamber, having just been disconnected from the mainframe by having a cable yanked out of his fucking spinal cord goes:

Echo: *raspy might be dying voice* Rex

Rex: What is it!??? *<- terrified that he is absolutely dying*

Echo: I’ve got a big head ache 😙

[greenleaf4stuff]

thinking about the scene of Halbrand in Adar's camp and I cannot help but imagine what would have gone on Halbrand's head if he *hadn't* been Sauron in disguise. Try to imagine being that poor guy-

you try to bargain with your enemy for the wellbeing of your own and *his* people only for said enemy to get super suspicious and aggressive at the mention of his ex (boss)

you immediately get antagonized and threatened with torture??? Like alright you attempted to kill him during battle before but you're hardly the first one right?

you remind said enemy of his toxic ex and/or the enemy suspects you actually might be that same toxic ex (while you are completely unaware and know none of this, so his behavior makes absolutely no fucking sense to you)

the guy then waxes a monologue about how he met the aforementioned toxic former boss through an equally toxic work environment seemingly unprompted and completely at random while you lie in chains, beaten and bruised, and have to listen to his life/relationship problems.

"I drank it all" great he is making all of this weird now - ever heard of TMI dude?

you randomly become the subject of some kind of humiliation kink??? Out of the blue?? Like did the others also have to put their heads at the guy's feet or...? Plus the same dude who makes you do this won't stop looking at you a certain way

you get branded and have to swear loyalty to him. which. somehow makes the most sense out of all the things happening in this fucked up situation??

after all that, you get to leave. Utterly confused. Like what just happened?!

Poor Halbrand would have been like "dude what the heck is this guy's problem?!" the whole time.

[fjordfolk]

If this doesn't help i don't know what will 🥰

[captain-mozzarella]

Anakin being haunted by his mother once he becomes Darth Vader and having an Azula from Atla style breakdown where Shmi tells him something along the lines of "this isn't the life I wished for you/you're back to being a slave" and Anakin smashing a mirror

[honeyxmonkey]

Baby’s first trip to McDonald’s

[maounteighn]

clay never learned how to hit back and bloberta played tennis. im guessing there was no domestic boxing bc honestly she would've twisted his spine with bare hands in 2 min. hes still walking solely bc of her choice to reserve to psychological torture only.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: The best way to not get murdered is to never light up the room with your smile, be the life and soul of the party nor have a night ‘just like any other night’

[vicioux]

random what if

[whumpbees]

Whumper who's whumpees future self who came back to try and stop them from doing stupid things, but the only solution they can think of is to keep whumpee locked up

[inncorrectwincestquotes]

Dean: you know I think I’ve actually grown in this relationship to stop hurting others and being an asshole all the time

Sam: you literally elbowed me in the stomach and slapped me across the face in your sleep all while screaming fuck off anytime I told you I needed blankets

Dean: I’m not responsible for sleep Dean he’s an asshole

[spirit-meets-the-b0ne]

Jacaerys having a Targaryen identity crisis but you know who wouldn’t be having this problem if she had a dragon? Sophie Sheridan:

That’s right, meanwhile, Rhaenyra just trying to win a war:

[infinite-orangepeel]

i just know eddie munson walked the mile in p.e.

(& stared at steve’s little jock ass in his green short-shorts while doing it)

[sweet-chimera]

"YE CANNAE BE HAVING OLD MAN SEX ON OUR DASH. WE HAVE A RESPECTABLE COMMUNITY."