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melis time

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This is my woolly pile of sticks, which appears to have some faulty wiring

This is my woolly pile of sticks

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This is my woolly pile of sticks

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my secret power is that i am deeply susceptible to the offgrid back-to-nature lo-fi cottagecore outdoor-toilet slo-mo tiktok wolfdog aesthetic. but I'm neither an egomaniac nor a liberatian, and not too keen on making a fucking fool of myself, so i have a regular ass dog and not even a difficult one

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this was my immediate thought also, but sometime on I'm even less optimistic than i was at the get-go. because what else are these guys good for

i hope to GOD (non-religious) that the Colossal "dire-wolves" are infertile bc so help us if the wealthy wolfdog breeders get their hands on them.

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i'm so glad this is the last reliable social platform

where you don't have to rely on some high-ground political exposé to reveal the problems of the industry because the userbase

will tell you.

sorry i'm late boss my dog was leaning on me and when i tried to move she made a little sigh

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And you said oh, of course, and thank you for your service I hope?

sorry i'm late boss my dog was leaning on me and when i tried to move she made a little sigh

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😊

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This is what a good day looks like

Weekending so hard rn

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Weekending so hard rn

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Weekending so hard rn

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Young man requires a pat-pat.

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It caught me off guard at first but it's actually pretty nice to have a dog whose textural poop trigger is not grass but concrete* because as a puppy she never went on a carpet and it makes it very easy to pick up when she doesnt insist on shoving her ass as far into a thorny bush as physically possible every time she has the option

But I wouldn't mind if she stopped hunching down midway through crosswalks

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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"but DID YOU KNOW the company that makes this dog food also makes SNICKERS BARS" okay but like... with the same spoon, or...

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me after running very conservatively for 3 weeks: wow we should really get into canicross (proceeds to never get into canicross)

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Oh and by the way, in case ya missed it, in February Håvard Okstad and Team Tuva made history by becoming the first to win Femundløpet 450 (and with it, the world championship) with a team of siberian huskies.