#trop crack

[valar-did-me-wrong]

This conversation with @between-pages-and-history needs to be shared with the masses imo :3 :D

Finrod defeated Sauron with Gen alpha slang 🎵

Part: 139/?

[deus-sema]

The final exchange between Frodo and Galadriel in RoTK is hilarious when merged with the context of TRoP because the look that he gives her just screams:

'I know what you did last summer on that raft. You owe me my therapy bills for all the trauma your ex put me through. Would it have killed you to just open the fucking door for two minutes?'

[daughterofthesunlands]

Oh.

[inkdusth]

The High King Diaries 👑💕

Full royal family dynamics... 🤗🫠 toooo adorable!

Gil-Galad, Elrond, and Celebrimbor, Middle-earth’s most unexpected sitcom! 😂 🏰

(From muscles to family portrait)

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: do not go gentle into that good night Galadriel: be a bit of a bitch about it

[gauntletgirlie]

Maybe in Season 3 she finally finds inner peace 😌

[askereiniongilgalad]

How do you like your steak done?

Let’s be honest, “technically,” I shouldn’t indulge in mortal pleasures like steak. As an Elf, my diet is supposed to consist of fruits, grains, and the finest offerings of Yavanna. 🌿✨ Yes, you guessed it right, my diet is also a constant topic of council debate. And while some advisors would love to crown me Lord of the Leaves 🥬👑, I’ll admit: on rare, highly supervised occasions, I’ve allowed myself a bit of indulgence. 🍷🥩✨ SHH… don’t make a fuss. (Just a feast here, a grand ceremony there…)

Having clarified this:

The art of the steak requires a balance of precision and patience, much like ruling a kingdom (except the kingdom doesn’t sizzle, and the council doesn’t come with a side of mashed potatoes… and dessert. Oh, dessert! 🔥👑). Now, back to the steak:

Rare? Too reckless. I prefer my battles well-thought-out, not my meals like an impromptu orc raid. 🍖💥

Well-done? I already have enough of that, thank you. Some things need to be tender (my meals and my patience included).

Medium-rare? Ah, perfection! Just the right amount of precision, like an expert spear wielder 😏… but significantly more delicious. 👑✨

But well, as long as half the court watches my plate like it’s the fate of Middle-earth itself. 🍽️✨ Veggies, legumes, couscous, and kale will determine my fate.

With warmth (and one salad to rule them all 🥬✨),

Gil-galad 👑✨

PS: But please DO send more pastries. 🍰🍪

[eye-of-mordor]

I'm tired of this flesh prison.

— Sauron

[galadrielaaa]

Obsessed with the scene where Adar explains to Galadriel that the danger of Sauron isn’t that he takes—it’s that he gives. He becomes what the person needs him to be, or provides them what they need.

To Adar he gave children.

To Celebrimbor he facilitated the ability to create and cement a legacy.

For Galadriel, he not only gave her an army, but he was her ally, her friend, when she’d been all but abandoned by her own people.

Even that warg in 2x01, he feeds him and gains his trust.

But don’t you see that he did the same thing to us? As Halbrand in S1, he became who the audience wanted him to be—drawing us into the deception.

Who was (arguably) the most beloved character in LOTR? The most fascinating? The one the story started to swirl around despite Frodo and the ring being elsewhere?

Aragorn.

We ate that reluctant-lost-king-sexy-grimy-mystery hero shit UP.

He became who and what we wanted him to be. It pulled a thread from the original story tied directly to our nostalgic, gullible souls.

That’s why it was as much a gut punch for us as everyone else to realize who he was.

The Great Deceiver, indeed.

[misty-slays-blog]

I made this while I'm anxiously waiting for the official confirmation that the third season is coming 🙏

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 159/?

[olessan]

Nobody:

The Dark Lord Sauron:

[crazyaboutto]

Sauron getting offended by the blast that interrupted his fashion walk

Sauron, internally: How dare they interrupt my catwalk?

[feastofchildermass]

genuinely the level of crack this fandom inspires in me is absurd. Anyway here is my chart. I know Galadriel doesn’t fit the definition of the initial meme, but she can be a little daddy if she wants, as a treat.

Additional TROP crack: Text posts and memes

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

It's been a slightly less difficult day so I made this bs

[caput-medusae]

“charlie vickers was actually crying in the celebrimbor death scene” is the “viggo mortensen yelled because he broke his toe on the orc helmet” of trop