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Some more of this random Monster Falls I’ve come up with in my head
#gravity falls#gravity falls au#monster falls#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls pacifica#pacifica northwest#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#the cervitaur is iconic tbh#i like gorgon pacifica but i think a dragon in some form could also work#bill cipher#he is a fungus#tell me the name of god you fungal piece of
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Eric Foreman in S2E21: Euphoria Part 1
#house md#house m.d.#housemdedit#eric foreman#tvedit#userbrigid#userhann#mialook#useraurore#pocfiction#cinemapix#tvandfilm#userblorbo#filmtvtoday#userblues#greenedit#gifs*#dramedy of all time this episode is so funny#between foreman's nonsense and house destroying the MRI machine fmskdfmks#euphoria pt 1 & 2 were his episodes he was so insane when his brain was getting eaten by fungus
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he's like a fungus to me
#legend of zelda#tulin#breath of the wild#botw#tears of the kingdom#totk#wafflesart#doodle#saw a comment on a video say he was a fungus and I agree
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I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.
And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???
#honkai star rail#ratiorine#aventio#dr. ratio#Aventurine#everyone makes such a big deal#of the bickering over Aventurine's backstory scene#and not enough deal over the fact that#Ratio is basically running his mouth#and nonsense is coming out every time he talks to Aventurine#Ratio dominates every other conversation he's been in#but Aventurine sasses him one time#and Ratio is suddenly channeling Alhaitham's fifth grade-level comebacks#I'm amazed he didn't hit Aventurine with the famous#“You're going to devolve into a fungus” line#“You dress like a peacock” is not the insult you think it is Ratio#plus#we have no evidence Aventurine has ever even seen a peacock#“Your clothes are highly reminiscent of this random alien creature from a planet you've never even been to”#Aventurine who just picked his fit because he likes teal: 🧍🏼
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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍
#genshin impact#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche#baizhu#qiqi#he's a robot right he can eat that#it's fine#changsheng#art#mine#ummy ummy#YUM YUM#i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things#his teapot line about the tea is just crazy#they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO#motor oil!#gasolina!#fuckin... swamp juice!#kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs#eating ROCKS#TT_TT#it would be really funny if he could digest it too#which brings me to#nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt?#like she eats human food too#BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast#water sunlight and soil baybeee#still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild#like what the fuck seriously
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Simple comfy X. Take good care of him for me thanks bye
Tag list: @fakezircon @tangy-soup @soup-guy @chelblue @12u3ie @darubyprincx @mimmit
#xisumavoid#xisuma#xisuma fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#station murals#a very Thinking Pose but nevertheless he slouches.#i'v decided to cover up his arms now because while the bare arms are more similar to og doomguy it just looks better for x#anyway. shoutout to eliyips and kikunai. always can count on them for xisuma inspo. xisumaspo? hmm#the brain fungus is thankfully infectious.
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What's wrong with cat??
What isn't wrong with him... he literally has some kind of cat mental illness. He's not right. His brain is working so hard to do behaviors. Not cat behaviors in particular just behaviors. His vibe is wrong. The sounds he make and the way he moves isn't right. And theres an evil behind his eyes. Clouds of filth pour off of him... He is constantly trembling and jiggling with unseen energy currents. He has wet lips and rubs them on my hands to communicate. He doesnt like to be petted like a cat if you pet him you HAVE to grab him and squeeze him and run your hands up and down his body aggressively and make his white talcum dust go everywhere and then when you stop he shakes his head and makes a cloud of aerosolized drool that of course smells like slightly rancid Purina... And yes he swallows alive bugs and then heaves and shakes and gags and opens his mouth and they fly back out. And he's just wrong... Deeply. I had him since he was a baby and he was always like that. I think he's part plasmodial slime mold.
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hannibal text posts pt 1
#starting strong with a lot of will#he was just on the mind a lot at the time#i hope i am doing this right i am merely a silly little jester trying to amuse the masses#hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands#sillies#fungus creates#hannibal textpost
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HI GUYS... my snake was allergic to his last bioactive setup! As a result, I'm currently trying to raise a little under $200 to remake it from scratch using stuff my boy is NOT allergic to!
He does the best on bioactive, and now that he's not on it anymore, he's having some pretty terrible sheds, even with me doing everything I can to raise his humidity!
I would like to get him back on bioactive before his next shed if possible! I'm getting a bit tired of having to help him with stuck shed 😭
If you like my idiot son, Butterbean, please considering buying a $10 flat color bust from my ko-fi commission shop! It's on sale from the usual $25! I'll do canon characters for fandom I'm familiar with, as well as ocs! I'll do both human and furries!
You'll get both a transparent version, and a version with a simple abstract background
v Said idiot son below v
If you'd just like to donate out of the kindness of your heart and love for Butterbean, my idiot son who tries to eat carpet, here's my ko-fi!
Thank you for reading! I look forward to drawing your guys for you!
EDIT!! THE SALE IS OVER!! BUTTERBEAN IS BACK ON BIOACTIVE! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! MY BOY IS DOING SO WELL NOW!!
#butterbean#snake#kenyan sand boa#commissions#for a bit of context for anyone curious! he was allergic to a usually completely harmless fungus that started growing in his tank#it made him refuse to eat! so i had to rip it all out and put him on carpet to monitor his health#now that i know he's completely healthy i would love to get him back on bioactive
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Short but somehow VERY eventful moon this time! Sorry to any Cinnamonpaw fans out there </3
#clangen#clan generator#warrior cats#warriors#sporeclan#i cannot tell you how conflicted i was when i saw the prompt about the cage. but hes young and playful so i had pick proceed#not that i blame the person here i too would want to catch and save the feral cat colony who decided to live in fungus land if i were them#also mushoom :((((((( my poor sweet baby angel </3</3#sc moons#sc:foxspeckle#sc:mushroompaw#sc:cinnamonpaw#sc:crowstar#sc:minklake#tw blood#tw injury
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Me: Hehe Sanlu!!!!
Fandom: Oh but Zoro? Where's Zoro? What about Zoro? Including Zoro in this. Adding Zoro here because. Zoro tho
Me: KICKING YOU IN THE SHINS STOP THAT
#NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ZOSAN!!! I'M BITING YOU!!!!#Some Zosan shippers out here are REALLY making me start to hate the ship#Bc they're everywhere. Like a fungus. I can't get rid of them#Remember that comic I drew where Luffy was flirting with Sanji and Nami was like :000000#ALL of the IG comments were like '🤓 Ackshually he was talking about Zoro' SHUT UP. SHUT UP I'M GONNA GET YOU#Me: How could you all have misinterpreted it THIS badly. Luffy LITERALLY says how cute he thinks Sanji is#Me: AND Y'ALL THINK THIS IS A ZOSAN POST?? OUT.#Can't I just ship Sanlu in peace without Zosan shippers busting down my door#If you want Zosan there are THOUSANDS of artists out there drawing them RIGHT NOW. JUST FOR YOU!!#If you want me to draw Zosan you can pay me. :)#Shima speaks#One Piece#Hahhhh man. Curate your own fandom experience Shima...don't get drawn into the toxic circles Shima...#Sanlu#Lusan
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Honestly the more I think about it the more I really think the sun and moon dew mushroom rlly should've been an amorphophallus instead
- extremely rare and take an immense amount of expertise and tedious care and special conditions to bloom (to the point where one blooming is an incredibly proud event for gardens and often publicized to draw visitors nationwide)
- on average take 5-7 years, sometimes even 10 for some varieties, to reach maturity
- human sized
- called the "corpse flower" (because it smells like rotting flesh)
- weird penis shape
- variety called amorphophallus yaoi
#prefacing this by saying i doubt teen mxtx was a big horticulture studier#and this is my own fanon exposed point or whatevr but ive always been kind of ? at how people call peerless cucumber a 'plant body'#when hes really a fungus#a fun guy even#if i had to scientifically explain id guess mushrooms were chosen because theyre decomposers#so it would make sense to feed it blood and qi. but also like everything about the growing process is very much plantlike#like they grow it from seed right ?? mushrooms dont have seeds ??#is it actually a plant thats just called a mushroom??#whatever stupid airplane stupid stallion novel logic * dies mad#svsss
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meow~
#OK I CAVED#I DREW THE CRINGEFAIL CAMBION#he is like a brain fungus to me#i just had the image of raphael with a collar in my head and it was sitting there#i never like how my fanart comes out but. whatever its done now#raphael#raphael bg3#cambion#baldurs gate 3#didnt even plan on making a cambion version but i had to#my art#nuka-rockit#fanart
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Resurrected the lab au for a second to make Lab Cesar look worse
#the mandela catalogue#mandela catalogue#tmc#tmc labrats au#patient 02 (cesar)#face horror#gore tw#eye contact tw#shmorps art#Sory for neglecting this au. I remembered it today and was like. “Oh yeah I should draw the characters again huh”#Anyway uh he looks older now! cause he's. 33 as of 2007.#Plus I just wanted the fungus to look worse and. be obviously. tearing apart his skin.#I should probably draw the other characters but I don't know how long my mind will focus on this au#before. throwing it into the depths once again.
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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.
I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#ororon#they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share#Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari#this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny#look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes#do I care?#no#insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here#okay here's how it happens#Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables#if he doesn't find a cure#so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky#he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus#but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people#and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert#Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City#Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”
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my favorite pokemon... 🌱🥺
#plushpon#our art#pokemon#started with sunkern#then oddish#then all the rest#sunkern looks directly into the sun and has no thoughts abt it#oddish likes to eat fungus...#tangela is afraid of everything#hoppip and jumpluff get carried away by the breeze#and shuckle is the oldest he sleeps a lot#and makes everyone juice#he keeps a log in one of his shell holes that grew a sprout cuz he wants to fit in#art
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