#he is a fungus
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scribf1nite · 2 months ago
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Some more of this random Monster Falls I’ve come up with in my head
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anyataylorjoys · 7 months ago
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Eric Foreman in S2E21: Euphoria Part 1
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mmmwafflesart · 1 year ago
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he's like a fungus to me
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starcurtain · 8 months ago
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I think the Ratiorine fandom really moved on too fast from the fact that Hoyo chose "charming audacity" and "dear gambler" as the first words players would hear from Ratio to Aventurine. Not the second scene. Not the third. The very first sentence players ever hear between those two.
And you know what, we also moved on much too quickly from the next scene too. Ratio was the one to start the whole "Aventurine is a peacock" thing. Why are you sitting around thinking about what alien animals your coworker reminds you of, Veritas? The joke is supposed to be that peacocks are noisy, but then they just drop that like a hot rock so the camera can do a slow pan on Aventurine's chest and Ratio can comment on Aventurine's clothing choices. Since when does Dr. Ratio care what people wear? Why were you looking?! Fellas, is it gay to compare your partner in crime to the symbol of male beauty???
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quesadilla-day · 7 months ago
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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍
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nightshadeowl · 10 months ago
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Simple comfy X. Take good care of him for me thanks bye
Tag list: @fakezircon @tangy-soup @soup-guy @chelblue @12u3ie @darubyprincx @mimmit
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girls--complex · 2 months ago
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What's wrong with cat??
What isn't wrong with him... he literally has some kind of cat mental illness. He's not right. His brain is working so hard to do behaviors. Not cat behaviors in particular just behaviors. His vibe is wrong. The sounds he make and the way he moves isn't right. And theres an evil behind his eyes. Clouds of filth pour off of him... He is constantly trembling and jiggling with unseen energy currents. He has wet lips and rubs them on my hands to communicate. He doesnt like to be petted like a cat if you pet him you HAVE to grab him and squeeze him and run your hands up and down his body aggressively and make his white talcum dust go everywhere and then when you stop he shakes his head and makes a cloud of aerosolized drool that of course smells like slightly rancid Purina... And yes he swallows alive bugs and then heaves and shakes and gags and opens his mouth and they fly back out. And he's just wrong... Deeply. I had him since he was a baby and he was always like that. I think he's part plasmodial slime mold.
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fung-fungus · 5 months ago
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hannibal text posts pt 1
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catboytenya · 2 months ago
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HI GUYS... my snake was allergic to his last bioactive setup! As a result, I'm currently trying to raise a little under $200 to remake it from scratch using stuff my boy is NOT allergic to!
He does the best on bioactive, and now that he's not on it anymore, he's having some pretty terrible sheds, even with me doing everything I can to raise his humidity!
I would like to get him back on bioactive before his next shed if possible! I'm getting a bit tired of having to help him with stuck shed 😭
If you like my idiot son, Butterbean, please considering buying a $10 flat color bust from my ko-fi commission shop! It's on sale from the usual $25! I'll do canon characters for fandom I'm familiar with, as well as ocs! I'll do both human and furries!
You'll get both a transparent version, and a version with a simple abstract background
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v Said idiot son below v
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If you'd just like to donate out of the kindness of your heart and love for Butterbean, my idiot son who tries to eat carpet, here's my ko-fi!
Thank you for reading! I look forward to drawing your guys for you!
EDIT!! THE SALE IS OVER!! BUTTERBEAN IS BACK ON BIOACTIVE! THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! MY BOY IS DOING SO WELL NOW!!
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sporeclan · 1 year ago
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< Previous | First | Next >
Short but somehow VERY eventful moon this time! Sorry to any Cinnamonpaw fans out there </3
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shima-draws · 8 months ago
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Me: Hehe Sanlu!!!!
Fandom: Oh but Zoro? Where's Zoro? What about Zoro? Including Zoro in this. Adding Zoro here because. Zoro tho
Me: KICKING YOU IN THE SHINS STOP THAT
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piosplayhouse · 9 months ago
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Honestly the more I think about it the more I really think the sun and moon dew mushroom rlly should've been an amorphophallus instead
- extremely rare and take an immense amount of expertise and tedious care and special conditions to bloom (to the point where one blooming is an incredibly proud event for gardens and often publicized to draw visitors nationwide)
- on average take 5-7 years, sometimes even 10 for some varieties, to reach maturity
- human sized
- called the "corpse flower" (because it smells like rotting flesh)
- weird penis shape
- variety called amorphophallus yaoi
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nuka-rockit · 11 months ago
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meow~
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shmorp-mcdurgen · 11 months ago
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Resurrected the lab au for a second to make Lab Cesar look worse
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starcurtain · 1 month ago
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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.
I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#ororon#they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share#Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari#this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny#look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes#do I care?#no#insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here#okay here's how it happens#Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables#if he doesn't find a cure#so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky#he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus#but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people#and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert#Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City#Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”
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chaoparty · 7 months ago
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my favorite pokemon... 🌱🥺
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