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starcurtain · 2 months ago

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Just caught up with Natlan's archon quest and lord help me, I have a burning need to see Alhaitham and Ororon interact.

I truly feel that they would vibe perfectly. Not in a ship way, but like, in the way of Kaveh quietly wailing: "For archons' sake, he's brought another tacky thing into the house. Traveler, please do something; they've been staring eye to eye over the coffee table for like an hour now but haven't said a single word. I don't know what to do. Send help."

#genshin impact #alhaitham #ororon #they can bond over being raised by their grandmas!!#Ororon will bring his best aphid to share #Alhaitham will get Ororon some gardening book recommendations from Tighnari #this is how I get Ororon some gay uncles to go with his granny #look do I fully understand that the lore says Natlanese people can't leave Natlan?#yes #do I care?#no #insert “People with incomplete souls can go where they want” lore apologia here #okay here's how it happens #Ororon learns that his garden is infected by a rare and dangerous fungus that will kill all his precious vegetables #if he doesn't find a cure #so even though he doesn't have the protection of the Wayob and it is very risky #he takes off (without telling his granny... oops...) to the land of dendro to search for a way to fight the fungus #but with an incomplete soul he's even more vulnerable to the abyss's effect on Natlanese people #and ends up pretty much face down in a sand dune in the desert #Alhaitham on a research trip ends up finding him and lugging him back to Sumeru City #Kaveh is screeching internally; “You can't just kidnap unconscious people Alhaitham!”#“This is a person not a stray dog!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE HIM TO THE BIMARSTAN!”#“I figured you'd handle it.”#“You figured I--you--that *I* would handle it?!”#“What am I going to do Alhaitham?? Draw blueprints on his face until he wakes up?!”#“That worked on me once.” “YOU'RE THE WORST--”#“Are you two arguing because of me? I'm sorry...”#“DON'T APOLOGIZE ON ALHAITHAM'S BEHALF RANDOM STRANGER!”#“Okay. I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry.”#“AUGH!!!”

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