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Someone clearly never seen Moonstruck.

Klaus, you philistine.

Look at Nicolas Cage. He made many horrible movies. Snake Eyes, 8mm, Gone in 60 Seconds, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Windtalkers, Ghost Rider, Family Man, Weather Man, Wicker Man, Bangkok Dangerous. But then he nailed it, with National Treasure 2, the greatest movie of all time!

Holy crap, someone besides me remembers 8mm, wasn't terrible iirc, disturbing though.

Can't forget Raising Arizona or ConAir either, whoever is writing for American Dad needs to get their stuff figured out better because those are bangers.

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I've been meaning to come up to stocking stuffer gifts.

My brother in law went to Australia and I asked him to find one of these

Genuine seamless roo scrotum pouch

But it can't fit too many coins so..

My Mississippi rifle's balls

Fits 15 of the .58 caliber balls pretty well

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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The Black Knight by Théodore Valerio (French, 1819–1879)

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Calvin: Any questions?

Hobbes: Yeah, like a million, but I'm not going to ask.

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Alara, texting Kelly: *sends a voice message*

Kelly, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Alara: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Kelly: *presses play*

Alara's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Ewer, early 17th century, Gujarat, India, mother-of-pearl with metal pins.

Courtesy Alain Truong

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https://instagram.com/bizarrt777

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Sven Jonson (Swedish, 1902-1981), Orion. Canvas, 90 x 55 cm.

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Joan Mitchell - untitled, 1955. 

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Broadchurch (2013-17) Episode 3.03

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a silt strider lows in the early morning fog

What piece of music immediately comes to mind when you think of TES?

No main themes!

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I will not stand for Gossamer slander, sir!

lmao

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“When you go home, tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow, we gave our today”

We will remember them.