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eggs-n-ham-sam · 2 days ago
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Someone clearly never seen Moonstruck.
Klaus, you philistine.
Look at Nicolas Cage. He made many horrible movies. Snake Eyes, 8mm, Gone in 60 Seconds, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Windtalkers, Ghost Rider, Family Man, Weather Man, Wicker Man, Bangkok Dangerous. But then he nailed it, with National Treasure 2, the greatest movie of all time!
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Holy crap, someone besides me remembers 8mm, wasn't terrible iirc, disturbing though.
Can't forget Raising Arizona or ConAir either, whoever is writing for American Dad needs to get their stuff figured out better because those are bangers.
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 4 days ago
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I've been meaning to come up to stocking stuffer gifts.
My brother in law went to Australia and I asked him to find one of these
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Genuine seamless roo scrotum pouch
But it can't fit too many coins so..
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My Mississippi rifle's balls
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Fits 15 of the .58 caliber balls pretty well
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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The Black Knight by Théodore Valerio (French, 1819–1879)
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Calvin: Any questions?
Hobbes: Yeah, like a million, but I'm not going to ask.
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Alara, texting Kelly: *sends a voice message*
Kelly, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Alara: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Kelly: *presses play*
Alara's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Ewer, early 17th century, Gujarat, India, mother-of-pearl with metal pins.
Courtesy Alain Truong
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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https://instagram.com/bizarrt777
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Sven Jonson (Swedish, 1902-1981), Orion. Canvas, 90 x 55 cm.
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Joan Mitchell - untitled, 1955. 
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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Broadchurch (2013-17) Episode 3.03
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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a silt strider lows in the early morning fog
What piece of music immediately comes to mind when you think of TES?
No main themes!
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 6 days ago
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I will not stand for Gossamer slander, sir!
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lmao
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eggs-n-ham-sam · 10 days ago
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“When you go home, tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow, we gave our today”
We will remember them. 
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