#finally decided to make incorrect quotes

[himeofshyness]

After SVE 2.0 Update...

Isaac: Look I'm not in love with Farmer. I like them just as much as that next monster I killed.

Lance: .... ಠ◡ಠ

Isaac: I mean, I clearly have feelings for them, but feelings don't mean love.

Jadu: .... ಠಿ_ಠ

Isaac: Do I have feelings for Farmer? Sure! But that doesn't mean that I.... I-! Oh mygawd! I'm inlove with Farmer!

Alesia: .... (눈‸눈)

Isaac: *slams desk* Why didn't you tell me!

Lance: *chuckles* We thought you knew.

Isaac: Wha-! WE!? (●__●)

Camilla: We all knew. We talk about it all the time. (๑¯◡¯๑)

[totally-correct-ducktales]

*John Williams' "Duel of the Fates" plays*

Scrooge: All women… *activates a blue Lightsaber blade from his cane* are queens!

Bradford: If she *activates a red Lightsaber blade from the Sword of Swanstantine* breathes… she's a THOT!

*The two engage in a Lightsaber battle*

[andrewmoocow]

Incorrect RWBY Quotes but it's Futurama

Cinder: I won't let you ruin my plans! How much do you want?!

Ruby: You might as well put that checkbook away, Cinder, because I've discovered something even more important: my friends.

Weiss, Blake, and Yang: Aw!

Ruby: And they aren't worth even a penny to me.

Weiss: Really?

Ruby: That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza, so I can share the food I love with the people I like.

Cinder: Holy hell, you're going to eat them?! Oh, well. Just make sure you eat them all, you're a growing girl. (tousles Ruby's hair before she turns and leaves) Toodle-oo! Dumbass.

Ruby: What do you know? Cinder can be pretty nice once you get to know her.

--

Oscar: Salem is zeroing in on the Relic of Destruction! If she destroys Vacuo and recovers it like the other Relics, Remnant is doomed! Doomed!

Jaune: Can I put my pants back on?

Oscar: DOOOOOOOMED!

--

Ruby: Wait, the Relic of Knowledge is supposed to know everything about everything, right?

Qrow: Yes, that's why you're supposed to ask Jinn about how we can beat Salem!

Ruby: Yeah yeah, but I can't pass up a chance to learn the answers to the greatest questions of all time. (clears her throat as she turns to Jinn) Is it true that postage stamp glue is made of-

Jinn: CORRECT, TOAD MUCUS! (croaks like a frog)

Qrow: You only get two more questions, don't screw this up, kid!

Ruby: Wait wait wait. What really killed the dinosaurs?

Jinn: ME!

--

Weiss: Don't you ever think ahead?

Ruby: Not that much. If I thought ahead more, I wouldn't be leader of the team, and I wouldn't have gotten into Beacon two years early. It's just like the story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus. All year long the Grasshopper worked hard, gathering acorns for winter, while the Octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

Weiss: (trying to comprehend Ruby's thought process)

Ruby: But then winter came and the Grasshopper died and the Octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

--

Weiss: That was the worst mission we've gone on yet.

Ruby: Yeah, I'm never going to fight Grimm at a place called Cannibalon.

Blake: Me neither.

Yang: Food was good though.

--

Lisa Lavender, no longer able to drink her stress away after escaping the destruction of Vale: I CAN NO LONGER FACE MY CHILDREN!

--

Cardin: I like your style, Yang. I find it very (whispering) erotic.

Yang: What?

Cardin: (out loud) EROTIC!

(meanwhile, with Dove)

Cardin: (echoing) EROTIC!

Dove: (puts down the book he was reading and angrily bangs the ceiling with a broom handle)

--

Barry the Talking Beringel: All I want out of life is to be a monkey-like monster of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!

Oobleck: NOOOOOOO!!!!

--

Penny: Salutations, Ruby! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Ruby: Doesn't look so shiny to me.

Penny: Shinier than yours, meatbag!

Ruby: Who even taught you to say that? (suspiciously glares at Yang and Nora, who are already midway through getting the hell out of dodge)

--

(Cardin, Jaune, and Ren are being held hostage by a tribe of sexy muscular Faunus women)

Faunus Leader: You wish to die like the last men who invaded our tribe?

Jaune: What did they die of?

Faunus Leader: Crushed pelvises. (points towards the skeletons of three men who were very happy to go out with a bang. One of them looks like he was holding a cigarette in his final moments)

Jaune: Yes!

Cardin: Oh thank you Brother Gods!

Ren: (trembling in fear as he struggles to escape)

Cardin: What are you, gay?

--

Forest: Pleased to meet you.

Ruby: Actually, we met once before.

Forest: WHAT?! (spontaneously combusts)

--

Nora: Don't be so hard on yourself, Jaune. Pyrrha may be dead, but you still have Nora! You all still have Nora!

--

Salem: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

--

Roman: Alright, that's the necessary number of times! That scab's gonna meet with a little on-the-job "accident".

Neo: (holds up a sign saying "All due respect, Roman, I don't think we should rely on an accident. Let's just kill him.")

Roman: Ugh.

--

Ironwood: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

Winter: (sighs in disgust)

[l3-800]

D:BH - Incorrect Quotes #2 (voiced)

If any of you original creators mentioned don't feel fine with me posting it in this video, please let me know and I will remove your part from it! ...And of course, also if you'd rather like me to add more of your quotes in a next video let me know as well :D It's been a far long time since the part 1 isn't it? :D But AIpril is here so I decided to finally finalize this!

❧ PART 1 link

I had so much fun working on this with a hope it will make you smile as well! There were so many amazing 'incorrect quotes' made by the DBH comunity and it was really hard to chose only few of them, but for now I can only make a voice of Connor/Sixty/Nines, Makus, Hank and Gavin/Kamski.

=Credits= #16 @chtoblin ✓consent #17, 19, 22, 24, 26 @julientel ✓consent #18, 28, @detroit39incorrectquotes ✓consent #20, 23, 25, 29 @nock-and-bolt ✓consent #21 @aurora-nerin #27 @kayla1507 #30 @kidrunaway The voices are AI modifiers of my performance. That means this video contains making a real person appear to say something they didn't say. Please, don't use it for further remixes or claims!

[phantominzie]

Ranting about TSS

I would like to start by saying, yes, I am fully aware I don't post fandom rants very often (ESPECIALLY SASI). However, I've been feeling rather upset over the fandom and Thomas.

I would also like to mention that in no way is this attacking Thomas or any of his writers, hell, not even the fandom itself. I just need to let all of this out.

You're always totally free to skip over this, I know ts crit isn't everyone's cup of tea <3

To start, I am so just...tired? It's been so frustrating waiting for a finale for four fucking years and getting the bait and switch every time Thomas makes a post about 'upcoming Sanders Sides content!'

I understand taking time to work on something so important to cannon, but four years? I can also give him a little leeway for having some staff issues, but it's almost painful to only keep getting the series we love get downgraded so harshly over the years.

Almost all of the sides have been made so two dimensional. At first they felt so fleshed out, so real, and fandom focused their character on one sole trait (not unforgivable but a bit frustrating). Then, I guess Thomas just picked up on fandom and decided 'yeah! I'll just make them two dimensional too!' That's not what we want. And frankly that's never what we wanted. Occasionally, he'll give us breadcrumbs of character development, or show us a sliver of light to what they once were, but it's never the same.

And frankly, I feel bad for having my hopes so high for the finale. Sure it's been taking four years, but that doesn't mean it will be perfect, hell, it might suck. Of course, I will watch it, but I won't be happy about it. About the lies, about the bait and switch, about the constant merch plugs over actual content, about the four incorrect quotes over working on the finale, about the prioritizing of under five minutes long videos that no one will watch anyways.

I love that Thomas is working on things that make him happy, and I don't think I'll ever stop being happy about that, but he needs to take into heart that without content, merch won't sell anyways.

He made a tweet recently that said that we would be getting the finale in an uncertain number of weeks, but based on the past four years I don't even think it will come out at all. If it does, I swear that if we get a merch plug in the finale I'm going to lose my shit.

I want him to see that fandom can't carry itself, and that if he doesn't have that finale have the actually well done makeup we've been begging for, or have our three dimensional characters back, then he won't have a fandom at all.

I'm almost angry that this is my special interest at this point, I'm so let down by the direction the series is probably headed.

I hope that no one takes this the wrong way, and if people leave death threats in my inbox (which has happened to people posting ts crit; no i'm not joking) then trust that you won't be answered. No one is to tag Thomas on this post, and if Thomas even finds this post then heed the words I've said. This isn't a threat to you, and frankly it never was. What is it is the frustrations of a tired and exasperated fan.

I'm sorry if this has rubbed anyone the wrong way, I apologize if it has. I hope this doesn't make people think I'm becoming some TSS hater, I'm really not. But I'm frustrated, and that's normal

Thank you for reading this all the way through if your here, I love you <3

[the-astrophel-system]

disclaimer that i have no access to the writers room on patreon.

but i hate hate hate that it feels like thomas lost one of his best writers (joan) and then decided to make up for it, by making the fandom write the script. we see it with the incorrect quotes, we see it with the 5 year special, we saw it with the lastest christmas asides, i know there are other examples too. and im sure we'll see it in the finale.

thomas has tried so hard to pander to what he thinks the audience wants, those fans who want their perfect little ideas to be canon. they've both ruined the series. i used to like the little cute moments that you could run with and make a ship from (e.g, first you take her by the hand (even tho i hated that one at the time, i gotta say its so funny now), elementary my dear daddy, the entire virgil and logan debate, etc etc). but now it is so goddamn obvious who the "canon" ships are. its exhausting.

this series would've been so much better if thomas had the confidence to write a story without feeling the need to cater everything to the audience. we loved the original videos where it was fun and lovely and tackled some hard conversations. not turning the sides into one dimensional innocent babies who make a mockery of the original videos. yes the conversations are going to be mature as the audience grows up, but you're still acting like "oh im logan and i like jam", "oh im janus and i like wine", and "oh im patton and im so innocent" is fucking funny. its not. (even though svs redux didn't necessarily have these examples, i still heavily disliked the episode because of how it played out).

i feel like too many ideas and wants have been pushed in thomas' face, and i dont blame him. if everyone was shouting at me that my original characters have to end up together, or they must fit these tight little boxes, id get overwhelmed and want to give up. obviously thomas doesn't want to do that (even though he pretty much has at this point) so instead hes dragging things out and effectively making everyone else write the episodes for him.

just some thoughts.

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #11 (aka Shit I Found On Pinterest That I Thought Was Funny)

*during secure transmission with Shepherd and Graves*

Graves, singing: 🎵 Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock… 🎵

Sherlock: …

Graves: 🎵 Are you finally single? 🎵

Sherlock: No.

Graves: 🎵 I respect that. 🎵

———

*in a hostage situation at a store*

Sherlock: Yeah, there’s four of them and only one of me, but I have a lighter. Okay, we get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers, and let’s fry these bitches!

Ghost, deadpan: No one is frying any bitches.

Sherlock: …

Ghost: I know, I’m disappointed in myself, too.

———

Yuri: I know Makarov, and you’re in far more danger than I. He’s coming for you. And I guarantee that his soldiers will find this place.

Sherlock: Not gonna happen. I rent it out under a shell corporation.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My mail goes to a P.O. box in Seattle.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My neighbors think my name is Rachel Fletcher.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: People I work with all think my name is Sherlock.

Nikolai: Yea-

Yuri:

Laswell:

141:

Roach: Wait what?

Sherlock: Don’t worry about it.

———

Price: Sanderson, you’re fine. Just be yourself.

Roach: “Be myself”? Captain, I have one day to win over Sherlock and Kyle. *gestures to everyone else* How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Soap: Couple weeks.

Ghost: Six months.

Laswell: Jury’s still out.

Roach: See, sir? “Be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

———

Makarov: Go to hell.

Soap: Already been. Didn’t agree with me.

———

Nikolai: We didn’t do it.

Price: Then why are you guys laughing?

Sherlock, grinning: Because whoever did it is an effing genius.

———

Graves: Just trust me.

Shepherd: The last time you said that my house burned down.

Graves: Yeah, but you didn’t die.

Shepherd: That’s not the point!

———

Alex: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Farah: It’s a dagger, actually. And no, you shouldn’t.

———

Krueger: Sir, we’re surrounded.

Nikolai: Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

Krueger: -_-

———

*Gaz beating some asshole up*

Sherlock: Oh, don’t blame them. They did their best to try to kill me.

Gaz:

Roach: O.O

———

Graves: If it wasn’t totally unethical, I would definitely blackmail you with this.

Alejandro: *eye twitching* Because you’re a shining beacon of ethics, right?

———

Nikolai: Oh, look at all the pretties!

Sherlock: *grabs his hand and pulls him away* Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way I talk about shoes?

———

*Ghost, Soap, and Rudy break into the old prison to free Los Vaqueros and Sherlock, only for Rudy to find the latter in the kitchen hunched over with a sandwich in her mouth*

Rudy: Camarada, what are you doing?

Sherlock: *muffled by the sandwich* …Eating.

Rudy: You’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?

Sherlock: They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.

———

Laswell: Is that blood?

Price: No?

Laswell: That is not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.

———

Gaz: Are you clinically insane, or incredibly annoying?

Sherlock: I don’t know, probably both.

———

Ghost: How are you feeling?

Soap: I think you broke my fingers.

Ghost: Better your fingers than your face.

———

*Sherlock and Alejandro detained in the same room*

Alejandro: What’s our exit strategy?

Sherlock: Our what?

Alejandro: Dios mío, we’re all going to die.

———

Roach: *swinging his legs back and forth * Sitting around, waiting to get kidnapped. This is the best day ever.

~Later~

Roach: This is the third time I’ve been kidnapped this WEEK. It’s getting old.

———

Price, about Roach: Look, he’s smiling. He’s totally fine.

Ghost: Sir, he’s smiling because he’s terrified.

Roach, “smiling”: 😬

———

Gaz: Did you bring us here to die?

Nikolai: Obviously.

Gaz:

Gaz: I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

———

Nikolai: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Sherlock: That’s called a threat.

Nikolai: Черт возьми.

(Черт возьми = Damn it)

———

Valeria: Nothing ever pleases you does it?

Alejandro: Nothing you do.

———

Graves: I know there was a compliment somewhere in there and I’ll take it.

Soap: You piece of shite.

Graves: Ah, there it is!

———

*talking about Valeria*

Alejandro: Oooh, she’s angry.

Rudy: How can you tell?

Alejandro: Well, you can see her mood by her hands. Like right now, she has a gun. I don’t think that she’s happy to see us.

Valeria: 🔫😡

———

Graves: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

141:

Laswell:

Nikolai:

Sherlock:

Alex:

Farah:

Graves: Farah, can we talk, one ten to another?

Farah: I’m an eleven, but continue.

[melishade]

Attack on Prime: Incorrect Quotes: The Final Hurrah!

Main Story

Incorrect Quotes 1 Incorrect Quotes 2

Incorrect Quotes Part 3 Sad Incorrect Quotes

Wheeljack and Hanji doing something stupid Megatron killing Zeke for a snickers bar Mikasa missing her mom AOP AU Incorrect Quotes DBZA Incorrect Quote

Megatron being a dangerous psychopath Maria getting into a fight: Peaceful Timeline Levi and Megatron at each other’s throats More Incorrect Quotes

The Marriage Incorrect Quote Part Whenever

The Saga Continues

300 followers incorrect quotes

Chapter 90 memes part 1

Chapter 90 memes part 2

Tiny meme from @mionkings

Most recent incorrect quotes

Megatron: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those.

==

Jean: They won't just give us that information!

Hanji: Well, that's why were going to break in!

Megatron: And kill anyone who gets in our way!

Optimus: Not kill anyone.

Megatron: Kill a few people.

Optimus: Kill no one, Megatron!

Megatron: Kill one person. One stupid person that no one loves.

Hanji: Now you're just making it sad!

====

Megatron picking up the comm link: Hello?

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Alright….but you can’t be mad at me.

Hanji: What did you do?

Megatron: Okay, first!…I was minding my own business.

Levi: BULLSHIT!

Megatron: I was!

====

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Peaceful Timeline

Optimus: Megatron, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Megatron: *whispers* Firelight, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Maria: *whispers* Because I have little hands.

Megatron: *turning back to Optimus* Because she has little hands.

====

Levi: You're in danger and need help, who do you call?

Eren: Optimus.

Levi: And if he can't help?

Sasha: If Optimus can't help we're all doomed.

===

Optimus: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Eren: Mine just says "EREN, NO"

Optimus: And I want you to apply that to every possible situation.

=====

Eren: I hate being a child of divorce.

Zeke: Oh, I didn't know your parents were separated.

Eren: What? No, I'm talking about Optimus and Megatron.

=====

Hanji gawking at Megatron in chapter 12 as he rips Reiner's heart out: YOU! ME! BEAUTIFUL EGG! NOW!

Megatron: You? Me? crushes heart Fat chance.

Hanji: I HAVE A CHANCE! AND IT'S FAT!

=====

Optimus, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The 104th: …

Jean: .. only one?

====

Hanji dead serious: Wanna get married?

Megatron deciding to bite: Okay, become a Cybertronian.

Hanji: Okay, what do I do? Do I have to sign up or make an account or what do I do? Do I call your god cause I might have him on speed dial?

Megatron: Excuse you?!

====

Survey Corps Movie night

Hanji: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Rafael: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Revenge Timeline

RID2015 Starscream: It’s illegal to look better than me.

Levi: I guess we’re all going to jail then.

=====

War Timeline

Ratchet: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Hanji: What’s the difference then?

Ratchet: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Connie: Note to self; never get shot.

====

Optimus staring at the spot where he killed Eren: We always think we will have more time. And then time runs out.

====

Willy: Is Megatron always like this when he loses?

Armin: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 864.

Megatron: You bumped that table and you know it!

====

That headcanon about Megatron's death post AOP

Megatron: Would you still love me, even after years have passed?

Optimus: I would love you until my last atom.

=====

Optimus: Have you eaten today?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

Optimus: Have you drank any water?

Hanji: ...I had a Monster—

======

Megatron: Here's some advice.

Armin: I didn't ask for any.

Megatron: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

=================

Regarding Bertholdt's death

Gabi: Marley said we're not to cry.

Megatron: That is because Marley is incapable of human emotion. You are 10. Cry if you feel like it.

========

Optimus: What have I told you about making bad decisions?

Hanji: Don’t?

Optimus: Okay, and what did you just do?

Hanji: My best!

=======

Armin: It sounds really, really dangerous.

Arcee: It could be very dangerous.

Wheeljack: Or it could be a lot of fun.

====

Levi: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Arcee: Sleeping is nice.

Levi: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

===

Willy: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Optimus: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Willy... I lie to myself. Every day, when I wake up, I say "Everything's gonna be okay," but I'm lying! And I don't know how much longer I can do it…Have a swell night.

===

Optimus to the modern day trio about Ymir (Peaceful Timeline)

Optimus: Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I’m still here. I wonder what would she would think of me?

Eren, Armin, and Mikasa hugging Optimus: Well, we think you’re pretty great.

====

If Optimus and Eren ever got a moment to speak to each other once more.

Optimus: Wait!...You are a suicidal bastard.

Eren: What?!

Optimus: And no matter how many lesson I had given you, you always seemed to ignore every single thing I've taught you. You only come to me when you need something! And it's out of desperation! And you cut off your leg and eye and destroyed the world! I don't care if it was for our sake! You know I don't condone the loss of life! Out of all of the places I could be, why would I want to be here with you?! You are right. It doesn't make sense!

Hanji: Optimus, wait-!

Eren: Let him finish.

Optimus: Maybe it's like you said, maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that'll make us feel like even smaller pieces of scrap. Something that explains why even after seeing everything, and giving up, you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always want to be here with you.

Eren: So… what?! You're just going to ignore everything else? You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your son is more than just… this? Here, all we’ll get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes sense.

Optimus:...Then I will cherish...these few specks of time.

[toriisasimp]

Chapter 1 of ?: Just Ask

An Egon Spengler x fem!reader Mini Series

Prompt: Yet another Ghostbusters press event is nearing, and once the secret is spilled of a certain scientist who wants to take you as a date, you decide to investigate for yourself.

Warnings: None!

A/N: First chapter of a mini series I’m working on. Not sure if it’s actually going to be a mini series or a full fic, but we’ll see! Egon and reader have already kind of been flirting with each other. You’ve also been working at the firehouse for a few months now. Enjoy! <3

-

It was nearing dinner time, and Janine had clocked out early for a date with Louis. You bid her goodnight with a warm smile and wave, and settled yourself behind the receptionist desk, propping up your feet and opening up one of the books you sneaked from Egon’s collection in the lab.

Finally, some peace and quiet..

You hear your name shouted by Peter, who comes stomping down the staircase with Ray hot on his tail.

“Go cool your boyfriend! He won’t listen to us!”

“..He’s not my boyfriend, Venkman.” You specify blankly, only briefly peeking over the top of your book to eye him coming around the corner and walking up to the desk.

“It sure seems like he thinks so.” Ray pipes up, folding his arms.

“What did you guys do to upset him now?” You flip the page, ignoring Ray’s comment.

“We didn’t do anything. He’s just throwing one of those dramatic fits of his where he shuts completely down and doesn’t speak to anyone, other than snapping at Ray for eating all the Cheez-Its.”

“Valid reason to be upset.” You shrug it off. You and Egon are both extremely territorial over your snacks. So much so that you end up labeling them with a permanent marker so the other boys know what they can and can’t touch.

“Not the point. The point is, you need to go up there and work your..” Venkman wiggles his fingers. “Womanly magic to get him to break. It’s getting annoying.”

“What? Not having him correct your incorrect scientific so-called ‘knowledge’,” you throw up some air quotes, “That you just spew out on a whim is annoying?”

“YES.” Ray and Peter both speak at the same time.

You huff and slide the bookmark back into your book before shutting it, pulling your legs off the desk and setting the book down before you rise up.

“It could be that he’s upset because of the gala.” Ray murmurs, more in Peter’s direction.

You pause halfway to the steps, turning your head back around.

“What gala?”

The two of them look at you like they’re a deer in the headlights.

“Whoops.” Ray grits his teeth.

“The gala at the Museum of Natural History? The one you guys got invited to? What about it?”

“You see, he was going to-” Peter starts talking, before Ray sends a fist to his gut from the side.

“Peter!”

“What?” He throws his hands up. “She’s gonna find out soon enough!”

Ray rolls his eyes and grumbles, looking away as Peter rubs the spot on his stomach before continuing.

“He was going to,” His voice lowered a few notches. “He was going to ask you to be his date. But I’m convinced he’s having some emotional conflict and mood swings because he doesn’t think you want to go with him.”

You stand there, in slight shock. “He told you this?” You perk a brow.

“He tells us a lot, kid.” Ray speaks up again, folding his arms once more and leaning against the desk with a slight tilt of his head.

“Of course, ‘bro-code’ or whatever. I get it. I’ll ask him about it-”

“NO!” They both stand swiftly.

“Why?” You stop again, at the bottom of the steps.

“That man will literally, and I mean literally, have our heads if he finds out we told you about that.” Peter pleads.

You go back and forth glaring at both of them, rolling your eyes before sighing.

“Fine, fine. I won’t ask about it.” You slowly start making your way up the steps to the next floor. “But please, give us some privacy. Do not eavesdrop.”

“That’s the spirit, go rub one out for your man!” Peter whoops, and you shake your head.

“You’re disgusting, Venkman.”

-

At the top of the steps, the soft music from a boombox on the kitchen table grows louder, and you spot Egon, with his back facing you. He’s at the corner workbench, hunched over a microscope.

You slowly approach, tugging your shirt sleeves over your hands and folding your arms. You admire him for a moment, how he’s so focused, his hands subtly turning the knobs of the machine to scope in on the slide he’s examining.

“Spengler,” You speak up, and Egon doesn’t even jump, he just murmurs your name in acknowledgement as he stays put in his hunched position.

“Are you doing alright?” You walk up to the bench, leaning against the corner, tilting your head slightly.

“Of course, why wouldn’t I be alright?” He speaks again, finally rising up and turning to scribble down some notes in a nearby open notebook.

“Just checking in..” You murmured defensively, approaching even further to stand next to him. “What are you working on?”

“Logging ectoplasm samples,” He turns back from the notebook, catching your gaze for a short moment before hunching back down over the microscope. “Could you help me put them into the system?”

Egon knows how much you genuinely enjoy assisting him in the lab, and you’ve told him to always ask if he wants help.. Or just wants some company.

“Can I see it first?” You motion to the microscope.

“Sure.” He nods, stepping back and giving you space to see the slide for yourself.

You step up to the microscope, squinting one eye so you can see into the scope. The plasm is moving on the slide, the cells wiggling ever so slightly. You stand alone for a moment, before you feel Egon’s hand come to gently rest on your waist.

“What can you see?” He asks, a bit softer.

“Well, it looks like it’s doing a little dance!” You giggle, still intrigued by the slime.

“It’s Psychomagnotheric, which means it responds to human emotional states around it. Positive and negative.”

“You must be pissed or something, cause it’s moving a lot-”

“Aaaand that’s enough of that.” You feel both of his hands on your waist now, pulling you back from the microscope.

“Maan, I was just kidding!” You pout, throwing your hands up and laughing.

“Grab the computer, please.” He shoos you away, and you put a hand up, shaking your head before you spin around and snatch the chunky laptop off the workbench across from you, turning and sliding into one of the swivel chairs at the table before opening the laptop. Egon slides over his open notebook, full of listings and observations of the slime you had looked at.

You immediately get to work putting in the notes into the logging system. You feel an itch in your head to bring up the gala.

“I heard that gala at the museum is in a few days. Are you going?” You ask. Start vague.

Egon freezes at the microscope, rising up to look at you.

“Are you?” He asks in return, not answering your question.

“That depends, are you?” You shoot back, perking a brow and pausing your typing.

You swear you see a slight tint of pink on Egon’s cheeks, as he shifts and leans against the workbench.

“I’ll go if you go.” He states as casually as possible, even though his discomfort is visible.

“I was gonna go if you went.” You shrug, trying to making it as relaxed as possible.

“We could go together.” He adds, his eyes not leaving yours.

You glance down at the computer for a brief moment before looking back up at him, taking your turn for the heat to creep up to your cheeks. You silently nod.

“Are you going to wear a tux?” You ask before your brain can stop you.

Egon tilts his head, a subtle smirk playing at his lips.

“Why? Does it matter to you?”

“No, no! I’m just.. curious. If it’s black tie, then I’m just.. just curious!”

“Curious.. right. Well, I don’t go to many social events, but perhaps I’ll make an exception and see what I can find.” He keeps his eyes on you, folding his arms across his chest- the smirk still stamped to his face.

An exception?

You nod. “Sounds good. We’ll go together.” You state again, setting it in stone- sending him a smirk of your own before looking back down at the computer, returning back to your work.

Egon eyes you for a few more seconds, noticing how the light of the desk lamp hit your face.. Jesus.

He quickly turned back to the microscope before he could get caught gawking over you, returning to the task at hand as well.

Both of you continued your work, and you were first to call it a night- around 2 AM. Egon’s hand brushed over yours as you handed him back his notebook, and he bid you goodnight- watching you walk away and disappear into the sleeping quarters.

Little did you know, he was sharing your same thoughts that night- imagining what the other was going to look like at the gala. But another thought teased your mind as you fell asleep.

If the slime reacted to positive and negative emotions from humans..

What else would it react to?

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<3

[lovely-rants-alot]

LA LAL LAALOOOVELYYYYY

i have no excuse to talk to you I just wanna talk to you <3

hi!

How are you doing?

I also WILL be infodumping to you about my book <3

For now, you can have two snippets that are most definitely NOT getting kept in

I wake up in {name}'s comforting embrace. What happened this time?

"Gracie! You're back!" {name} says. I bury my face into their neck. "Fun fact, gracie, you've never really tasted the rainbow unless you've eaten a gay person."

"are you suggesting I self cannibalize?" I mumble tiredly.

"No, I'm saying you should eat me." {name} says.

That is NOT getting kept in. But despite the connotations there is no sex in my book. Which is why I did not keep it in. Also there is no context for that. It was just a random dialogue line I came up with and decided to put my blorbos names in. I however, am proud of coming up with that by myself. It was at like... very late at night if you cant tell. Anyways I am rambling, sorry. I just wanted to provide an explanaton

This next excerpt is how Cotton Eyed Joe became Cotton Eyed Joe

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!" I said. Where there was a sheep before, my eyes now found a being. Wings jutted out of their back, and a cold smile was carefully maintained on their lips. I stared in shock at the figure that towers over me. They had hwhite curly hair that surrounds their head, flowing down to their waist and blowing all around their head. The former sheep had horns in their human form, curling over to their ears with spirals on them. There are carved designs in the horns. How much must that have hurt? Their eyes are colorless, with light outlines of red. Pale skin with no blemishes, and a mole above their lip. Maybe this personofication is due to my bringing human traits upon this being. am i to blame for the unnatural creation that stands before me, a monster from my own thoughts. Where did it come from? Where does it go? Where did it come from…

"Cotton eyed joe. " I said. "it is a pleasure to finally meet you, and I hope you can answer fome questions."

I did slightly change the design of cotton eyed joe (i.e. the hair). And yeah don't judge the writing please this was a direct copy paste

And idk thoughts?

Anyways i wanna know how you are lovely <3

JERRYYYYYYYY (I also had a mini heart attack I read that as my actual name for a second)

YIPPEEE

hello!

I'm alright. Kinda tired but it's the last day of school before break!

Only sad thing is that it meaning we probably won't talk as much cause by the time I wake up you'll be asleep

idk maybe I'll wake up earlier tho

how are you?

YIPPPEE

HAHA THAT'S FUNNY AS SHIT

ah yeah that's understandable. It would make a fire incorrect quote tho

MMMMM ATEEEEE

you slayed with it tho, changes and all

very slay, I wanna know more thanks gimmme the book now/j

[xiao-zhen]

LMK Incorrect Quotes (plus RFR)

but as stuff that happened irl in my group chat

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Xiaozhen: Coward. face. the. smile.

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Wukong: With all due respect

Xiaozhen: - Which is none

Macaque: You saying I don't deserve respect, Xiaozhen?

Xiaozhen: From Wukong? Highly unlikely

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Wukong, trying to make a point: Wanna see my search history?

Mei: Yes

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: Forgot I have it on not to save. . .

Mei: Sketchy

Wukong: When I look up how to make a grenade. I don't want people seeing it.

Mei: . . .

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Wukong: I'm setting Tang up with an Amish chick.

Tang: Please don't

Wukong: Why? you racist or smth

Tang: Technically the Amish aren't a race, they're more of a religion.

Wukong: Religion-ist

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Xiaozhen, wearing a shirt Macaque got her:

Shirt says: I talk big game for someone whose feet don't touch the ground when I sit in a chair

Wukong: You do

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Xiaozhen: Bruh. . . I'm outside eating dunkin' Donuts avocado toast in the car and a girl comes out and gives me the most judgemental look ever.

Wukong: Because you look 11.

Xiaozhen, ignores him: I just stared her down looking at her with no expression and slowly took a bite in front of her. I chose violence.

Wukong: Doesn't change the fact you look 11.

Xiaozhen, finally decides to acknowledge it: I see. So you chose violence today too.

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Wukong: Icant read :'{ (yes I added in the typo)

Macaque: We know

Wukong: You could've just ignored me

Macaque: I know I could've but I chose not to

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Wukong: - I was told that's rude

Xiaozhen: By what

Xiaozhen: Your conscience?

Xiaozhen: That doesn't talk to you very often

Xiaozhen: Or the other "conscience" either Mk or Tang Sanzhang in the back of your mind.

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: . . . I was told it's rude

Wukong: You calling me incapable of right vs wrong

Xiaozhen: You saying I'm saying that

Wukong: Yes

Wukong: And you are right

Wukong: . . . Probably

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Wukong: I would never hit a woman

Mk and Mei: That's highly questionable

Wukong: Unless I feel like it

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Sandy: I have this habit tracking app you can share with people to keep you accountable

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Mk: What's everyone dressing up as today?

Wukong: A sad lonely depressed man

Xiaozhen, Nezha and Macaque in synch: You don't need to dress up for that

Wukong: You don't need to rub it in

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Mei: I just ran with a sharp knife

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For those wondering. Xiaozhen is literally me in the gc

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes #1 HAVE A NICE DAY~

Dragons In Beastars

...That...for dragons to be accepted into society opted to take a more...meek soft form...that they called "human", To dragons being human is like...You're still having your baby teeth...but once you reach the age of teenage 15-16...thats when things start to get puberty...instead of growing hair...your growing scales/feathers...your nails grow longer and sharper...For Females periods legit feels like there is a hot spikey rode claw in your stomach-thats your body finally changing to breath fire-

The secret of their existence can only be known by the Beastars, Usually, dragons kept to their own ...but you" Yeah I dont wanna live in a "cave" all my life so imma just taking a year off before I decide anything" So you decided to take one year abroad to Japan before returning home and deciding what to do with you life

...so here you are...in Cherryton Academy...still getting used to the changes in your body, being held by the generic bullies when your knight in dashin' suspenders comes to your supposed rescue-

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Legoshi*Sees a couple of his classmates teasing the new transfer student who is human* Pardon me, my good, classmates uh, uh, I'll have to ask you to release that young...

Dragon!Y/n*Glares at him *Keep movin', junior.

Legoshi*Eyes widen and his ears dropped*-lady. But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress?

Dragon!Y/n*Rolls eyes and tries to get free from the grip the bully has on your uniform collar*I'm a damsel*Grunts* I'm in distress*Side eyes him*I can handle this!*Smiles at him with a mocking seductive tone* Have a nice day~

Legoshi: Uh...

If people like this I may consider making more...to be honest, I mostly posted this cuz I couldn't get this outta my head since last night and it was driving me crazy-

Besides who DOESNT wanna be a dragon in a beast world...who doesn't wanna be a mythical beast PERIOD.

[misfitclassismyfreetherapy]

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

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The long-awaited, the sequel of a sequel, ✨ Mairuma Incorrect Quotes ✨Get ready..*finger guns* to be disappointed!

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Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #1

Purson: Lied? Ah hell no he's definitely not straight.

Camui: As much as I agree he doesn't really look like a demon who only has one gender attraction however, he never really shown any other type of gender other than the wonderful females.

Purson: Fine. Bet.

Moments later

Purson pointing in a random direction: Lied! Look it's Opera-sensei being shirtless!

Lied immediately whips his head around: Where?!

Camui:

( Yes, how did Lied-kun realize he isn't only bisexual? Opera. No need I say more.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2

Kerori, literally not getting any sleep because of her akudol career: My fucking mixed complex is so weird and a pain in the ass too, like I could literally be bawling my eyes out on the floor and writing depressing inferiority lyrics, and the next second I could be boasting about my cuteness being as superior as Delkila.

Agares, just trying to get some sleep because it's fucking 3 AM but not wanting to be a prick to his best friend finally opening up: Uh-huh.

Kerori, unconciously pining over a girl she often rejects: Also Gyari, she is such an unbelievable asshole. Like she says she wants to give me some of her company's Vill because she said 'you should rest, Kerori. My beautiful gem must be at her very best for me to be happy making you mine.' like fuck you, that shit you just said made my brain turn into mush and now I can't stop thinking about it you rockhead bastard.

Agares, covering his ears with his pillow not wanting to hear the hopeless pining for the hundredth time: Uh-huh.

( 💫 Agares and Kerori, the tsundere duo because it's literally my drug 💫 )

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #3

Asmodeus, speaking to himself : Listen here, Alice. You don't want to have a stain on your honored position as Iruma-sama's soulmate. So you shall NOT allow your insufferable feelings get the better of you.

Iruma, does something Iruma-like:

Asmodeus, being incredibly in love: Fuck.

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #4

Ronove: You're just like me!

Zeze: Oh I can see~

Ronove and Zeze singing together dramatically: We take responsibilties~

Vine, mumbling in a corner about shiny people being way too sparkling: Oh derkila, TWO of these types now?

The rest of the student council except Ameri, realizing that they're gonna have another version of Ronove: Aw fuck.

( Student council shenanigans because I can.)

Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #5

Misfit Class: We finally have a plan.

Balam: As long as it doesn't get you illegally in trouble

Misfit Class:

Balam:

Lied: FUCK! We planned this shit for two hours already!

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So yeah that's all. I decided to be nice and give them a break on the dark humor and trauma thing. Don't expect this to be your usual. This is one-in a life time sorta thing. Anyways I hope you enjoyed my post and have a good day or night guys, gals and non-binary pals!

[nobody-nexus]

EVEN MORE TADC INCORRECT QUOTES

CW: Some will be suggestive in nature- so be warned!

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Pomni: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Zooble finally snaps and commits murder? Ragatha: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them

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Gangle: Caine ain’t the problem this year Pomni: When are you gonna get it? Caine is ALWAYS the problem!

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Ragatha: I hate you sometimes Gangle: Well according to this picture Bubble drew of us holding hands that's not true Ragatha: Gangle, you drew that Gangle: It doesn't matter

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Kinger: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favor

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Zooble: What do people in relationships even do? Pomni: Uh- Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy? Zooble: Okay. Didn't ask. Jax: Asks question Jax: "Didn't ask" Zooble: Thanks for the play by play, Captain F##k.

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Jax: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff Gangle: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE F##KING STAIRS!

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Gangle: Shh, here comes Caine! Jax: Quick, Pomni, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Pomni: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist Jax: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that

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Gangle: Kinger said I was his second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then he said Ragatha is third. He HAS no favorite person. He's holding the position open

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Zooble: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower

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Jax: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

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Gangle: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel

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Zooble: Good news- Caine: You found where I hid your phone? Zooble: … Caine: You found your phone?

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Jax, to Pomni: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable Pomni: … Jax: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend

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Zooble: You know what I’ve realized? Gangle: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Zooble: Nice try, anyways-

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NPC Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet! Ragatha: Cool! It’ll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I’ll get out more!

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Pomni: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk Pomni: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now Caine: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home

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Ragatha: And now for a gay update with Gangle and Pomni Gangle: Getting gayer Ragatha: Thank you, Gangle

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Caine: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

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Ragatha: Truth or dare? Jax: Truth! Ragatha: Do you- Zooble: I dare you to kiss me. Jax: kisses Zooble Ragatha, to Caine: He- He said “truth”, right?

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Pomni to Caine: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are Jax, shouting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Pomni: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought

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Jax: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence Ragatha: …Don’t you mean benevolence? Jax: No.

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Caine: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff! Pomni: Oh, that was all real Caine: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Pomni: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right

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Ragatha: I CAN'T DO IT! Jax, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Ragatha: I CANT F##KING DO IT ANYMORE Pomni: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Ragatha: I appreciate it, Ragatha: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Gangle: Ragatha- Ragatha: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Zooble: Ragatha we gotta- Ragatha: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F##KING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Ragatha: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Ragatha, motioning to Caine: NOT F##KING THIS!

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Zooble: I wish I was a dinosaur Pomni: Why? Cause they're big and scary? Zooble: Because they're dead.

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Pomni: Why doesn’t Gangle find me sexy when I bite my lip? Ragatha: What do you look like when you bite your lip? Pomni: bites lip Ragatha: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Zooble: We’ll get back into there or die trying Gangle: No one’s dying Zooble: Not with that attitude

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Caine: What's worse than a heartbreak? Gangle: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Pomni: Waking up in the morning. Zooble: Waking up. Jax: Waking up in the morning… Jax: And seeing dollface Ragatha: Hey! Rude!!

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Bubble: Can I ask a dumb question? Caine: Better than anyone I know

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Ragatha: Did you wash the dishes? Jax: I thought you wanted to do that… Ragatha: chuckles You were WRONG.

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Zooble: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry

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Ragatha, gently nudging Bubble aside with their foot: Bubble, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Bubble, their eyes enormous: You kick Bubble? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Ragatha! Jail for Ragatha for one thousand years!

[firesmokeandashes]

Greetings, Tumblr dwellers. I am here today with a bunch of bkdk/mha incorrect/correct quotes. Because I, unfortunately, am lacking inspiration to write anything else at the moment :[

Please enjoy.

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Izuku and Katsuki: *arguing about something*

Katsuki: "Stop yelling at me, nerd!"

Izuku: "IM NOT YELLING AT YOU! IM SIMPLY... PROJECTING MY VOICE TO MAKE A POINT!"

Katsuki: "OTHERWISE KNOWN AS YELLING!!"

Izuku: "BUT NOW, YOU'RE YELLING!!"

Katsuki: "ONLY BECAUSE YOU YELLED AT ME FIRST!"

Izuku: *starts powering up one for all and charges at Katsuki* "AHHHHHHHH!!!"

Katsuki: *powers up his explosions and charges at Izuku* "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Izuku and Katsuki: *catches each others fists and begin making out aggressively instead*

Denki: "...."

Todoroki: *sipping coffee tiredly*

Denki: "So.... why were they fighting again..."

Todoroki: "Deku said he thought Bakugou was the better hero out of the both of them. Which made Bakugou extremely angry because he thinks Deku is the better hero out of both them, and it kind of escalated from there."

Denki: "...."

Izuku and Katsuki: *intense angry making out noises*

Todoroki: *continues sipping coffee out of his '#No.1 Wonder Duo Supporter' mug*

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Katsuki: "...."

Izuku: *standing in a slightly burnt looking pile of paper towles and plates covered in hot chocolate and feathers*

Katsuki: *watches as a featherless and slightly disoriented duck imerges from the pile*

Izuku: "I may have made a mistake..."

Katsuki: "Actually, it seems you've made several mistakes all within the past 5 minutes while I was changing my clothes"

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Katsuki: "Hey, Izuku! What'd ya say about coming with me on a road trip to the mountains for some hiking?"

Izuku: "I would say 'yes', but Im still recovering from the last road trip we went on"

Katsuki: "Izuku, that was ten years ago, and we were in high school!"

Izuku: "And you got kidnapped! And we had to come and rescue you!"

Katsuki: "That was one time, Izuku. ONE. TIME."

Izuku: "Yes, and I would very much not like to repeat the experience!"

Katsuki: "We're full grown-ass adults Izuku!"

Izuku: "I don't care! It was a traumatic experience that could still happen now that we're adults!"

Katsuki: "We're two of the highest ranking pro-heroes in Japan! WE FUCKING BEAT ALL FOR ONE! I highly doubt anyone is going to try kidnap either one of us!"

Izuku: "...."

Katsuki: *incredulous annoyed silence*

Izuku: "I'll go pack my bags..."

Katsuki: *silent contemplating look of disappointment at his boyfriend's ridiculousness*

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Katsuki: "You have to make a decision."

Izuku: "I did. I've decided not to decide."

Katsuki: "We're in the fucking drive-through Izuku! You have to choose something to eat!"

Izuku: "I can't! It's too much pressure!"

Katsuki: "You're the fucking number one hero you live under pressure! And you can't decide what to eat at a drive-through!?"

Izuku: "That's different!"

Katsuki: "How is saving people from birning buildings less stressful than choosing a meal at a fucking fast food joint!?"

Izuku: "Because saving people doesn't involve having to choose between chicken nuggets shapped like dinosaurs or chicken nuggets shapped like space ships!"

Katsuki: "....."

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Katsuki and Izuku: *staring at horribly disfigured homemade clay All Might figure with a hand(??) sticking out of his head and four legs 3 of which look like tree stumps, that they made the night before while partially drunk*

Izuku: "So.... Do you think we can fix it?"

Katsuki: "No. And Im not even going to try"

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Katsuki: *walking around a hero gala, his PR agent dragged him to*

Izuku: *walking slightly behind Kacchan, following him*

Izuku: "Where are you going, Kacchan?"

Katsuki: "Towards the answer of all my problems"

Izuku: But Kacchan, you're walking towards the exit"

Katsuki: "Exactly."

Izuku: "...."

Izuku: "Can I tag along with you, then? Because I really want to go home and finish watching the final episode of Sasaki to Miyano, but my ride won't be leaving for a while."

Katsuki: "Sure. We can pick up some ramen on the way to your place so we can eat it while we watch those two idiots finally get together."

Izuku: "Yay! Thanks, Kacchan! You're the best!"

Katsuki: "I know, I know. Now, let's get going before my PR agent catches me and makes me go talk to more people."

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Welp! That's all I got for now! I hope you guys liked them!

[professoruber]

Incorrect Quotes: Bruce giving money to the Bat-Family | Part 2

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Stephanie: You're trying to give me... money?

Bruce: Yes. With your growing responsibilities, I've decided you should receive a fund to help support your vigilante activities.

Stephanie: ...Is this because you're finally feeling guilt for all the times you've treated me unfairly?

Bruce: What? Name one time I hav-

Stephanie: Ahem. <Clears throats and takes out a long lost which rolls out to the edge of the room, title; 'All the times Batman has wrongfully wronged the amazing Stephanie Brown'>

Stephanie: It all began long ago when we first met, and you sicked your unreasonably handsome sidekick onto my innocent self.

Bruce: <;Tired sigh> Is this really necessary Steph?

Stephanie: Absolutely. In every conceivable way. Now where was I? Oh right, all the times you've wronged me.

Bruce: How long is this going to take?

Stephanie: At least all day, might have to come back tomorrow though.

Bruce: ...I'm leaving.

Alfred: Now, now, Master Bruce. It's little Miss Stephanie has put quite a bit of effort into her itinerary of grievances against you. The two of you have had an undoubtedly rather turbulent working relationship, perhaps granting her some catharise will do her some good.

Bruce: Ugh...

Stephanie: Thanks Alfred! Now back to the list... oh right, the first of many times you tried to order me to quit like you're the Bat-God of Vigilantes.

Bruce: If I double your budget will you just skip to the end?

Stephanie: No way, Bruce. This is long overdue.

<4 Hours Later>

Stephanie: Do you know how weird it was dating a dude I didn't even know the name of because you didn't let him? FYI Alvin Draper is almost as bad as Drake when it comes to Tim's aliases. I mean Draper? Way to be on the nose that it's a fake identity. The Alvin wasn't the best way to disguise his rich kid status either.

<Another 14 Hours Later>

Stephanie: Seriously! I was like the only Robin until Damian who had actual prior experience you %(#$@!

<Another 10 Hours Later>

Stephanie: ...and last but definitely not least, you dissed my favourite jacket. Uncool dude.

Bruce: Are you finally done?

Stephanie: ...

Stephanie: I guess I am. Man, that felt good to get that off my chest.

Bruce: While most of those were clearly just petty complaints you added solely for the purpose of making the list longer for dramatic effect, I do admit you have some... legitimate grievances.

Stephanie: Wait? You're... actually admitting that?

Bruce: Yes. And that's all I'll say today.

Stephanie: Works for me! I'll let you go brood on your totally unfair treatment of me... I'm still getting the funds right, by the way?

Bruce: ...

Stephanie: ...Bruce?

Bruce: Fine. But only because Alfred will stare at me disapprovingly if I back out now.

Stephanie: Yes! <Heads off to get suited up for her patrol>

Bruce: And Steph?

Stephanie: Hm?

Bruce: Keep giving them hell out there.

Stephanie: Don't need to remind me twice!

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Honestly this kinda went on for a bit longer than I intended. Was neat just going with the flow. Still am getting into comics and stuff so my apologies if I'm not too good yet with their dynamic.