#my group chat

[xiao-zhen]

LMK Incorrect Quotes (plus RFR)

but as stuff that happened irl in my group chat

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Xiaozhen: Coward. face. the. smile.

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Wukong: With all due respect

Xiaozhen: - Which is none

Macaque: You saying I don't deserve respect, Xiaozhen?

Xiaozhen: From Wukong? Highly unlikely

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Wukong, trying to make a point: Wanna see my search history?

Mei: Yes

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: Forgot I have it on not to save. . .

Mei: Sketchy

Wukong: When I look up how to make a grenade. I don't want people seeing it.

Mei: . . .

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Wukong: I'm setting Tang up with an Amish chick.

Tang: Please don't

Wukong: Why? you racist or smth

Tang: Technically the Amish aren't a race, they're more of a religion.

Wukong: Religion-ist

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Xiaozhen, wearing a shirt Macaque got her:

Shirt says: I talk big game for someone whose feet don't touch the ground when I sit in a chair

Wukong: You do

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Xiaozhen: Bruh. . . I'm outside eating dunkin' Donuts avocado toast in the car and a girl comes out and gives me the most judgemental look ever.

Wukong: Because you look 11.

Xiaozhen, ignores him: I just stared her down looking at her with no expression and slowly took a bite in front of her. I chose violence.

Wukong: Doesn't change the fact you look 11.

Xiaozhen, finally decides to acknowledge it: I see. So you chose violence today too.

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Wukong: Icant read :'{ (yes I added in the typo)

Macaque: We know

Wukong: You could've just ignored me

Macaque: I know I could've but I chose not to

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Wukong: - I was told that's rude

Xiaozhen: By what

Xiaozhen: Your conscience?

Xiaozhen: That doesn't talk to you very often

Xiaozhen: Or the other "conscience" either Mk or Tang Sanzhang in the back of your mind.

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: . . . I was told it's rude

Wukong: You calling me incapable of right vs wrong

Xiaozhen: You saying I'm saying that

Wukong: Yes

Wukong: And you are right

Wukong: . . . Probably

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Wukong: I would never hit a woman

Mk and Mei: That's highly questionable

Wukong: Unless I feel like it

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Sandy: I have this habit tracking app you can share with people to keep you accountable

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Mk: What's everyone dressing up as today?

Wukong: A sad lonely depressed man

Xiaozhen, Nezha and Macaque in synch: You don't need to dress up for that

Wukong: You don't need to rub it in

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Mei: I just ran with a sharp knife

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For those wondering. Xiaozhen is literally me in the gc

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier

[surlifen]

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Do you think Sonic would snap a picture of the first time tails went super. Like a proud parent showing off their kid’s first steps?

the group chat went crazy

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: I'm bi

Jason: Cool. I hooked up with Roy once. Don't tell Dick.

Tim: Jason this is the batfamily group chat

[clownowo]

I felt like i needed to express this thing i noticed again in another form

[teaboot]

Remember that time I accidentally signed up for a couple's shibari seminar and had to find a partner last-minute?

Im trying to sign up for an intro to sculpture class and every single track is fully booked except the couples one

[bestgreatestdestiny]

Saw a text convo on here the other day and I could only see these three idiots having this interaction

[falafels]

pt.52!! <pt.51 pt.53>

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @kaleidoskuls @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @jeanmoreausautismstickers @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @oneandonlystarshine @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg

[rassebers]

What the eff guys... lets just go around

[tinderbox210]

Noa and Mae + others noticing

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

The key characteristic of Holmes and Watson is how judgemental they are. Judging other people is their favourite pastime. Judging each other is their love language. Aloud or silently, openly or passive-agressively, publicly or privately, together or separately, they're judging everything and everyone. You exist? They're judging you.

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Average making plans in a group chat experience

[solasisms]

solas sketch dump part ii featuring professor!solas + glasses + henleys