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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

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Yeah they got him spot on

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

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PLEASE HE'S SO EXTRA

it is in character, but it's too much fabulous diva and not enough fall flat on the face because of a table.

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oh arthur aguefort never change

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The nerve to present me with such a beautiful Ashley Johnson song in this devastating time

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Gotta call my dad after the ep of TLOU s2 tn

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Icon, legend and amazing dad.

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THE LAST OF US 2.01 "Future Days" (2025) | THE LAST OF US PART II (2020)

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love when something is about something else

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Fuck man, this doomed underground city doesn’t have any good kebab joints

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No little German boy, don't accept a gift from Heinrich Unheimlich!

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Someone make the meme format im too lazy. But ep 38 is very eh close enough, welcome back monster pig

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Do you think that Chester read out that statement to Alice because he wanted to warn her against going after Heinrich Unheimlich or because he wanted her to find him?

I'd like to think it's the first one because it'd be so funny if he was like DONT MEET UP WITH THE GERMAN CRYPTID and it had the opposite effect because Alice was like "well obviously I need to find that dude now"