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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

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everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

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He approves, alright?

(Born out of discussion whether or not Astarion would support abortion, but I feel like it has wider application)

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Yooo new Tumblr Sexyman just dropped 🤖

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i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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The Magnus Archives is like the SCP Foundation if they didn't Secure. Or Contain. Or Protect for that matter. So really they're like if you went to the SCP Foundation begging for help with the monster that had been tormenting you and some tired British academic just sort of nodded and said "Fucked If True." And then proceeded to Kubrick stare at you every night in your sleep for the rest of your life.

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i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everybody knew you

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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

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Reconnecting <2020>

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hey do you wanna play doomed exploration together. it wont go like last time

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I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.

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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.