mayflora-18

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD #16

Alejandro: Hey, Rudy? Rudy: Yes? Alejandro: When I die, donate my entire body to science. Rudy: Alejandro: Except for my middle finger, give that to Graves. Rudy: Rudy: Okay. ---- Roach: If you add 'uwu' at the end of a sentence, it makes it cute. Gaz: You're right uwu. Price: I agree uwu. Ghost: I'm going to kill all of you uwu. Soap: Don't uwu. Ghost: Fuck you uwu. ---- Sherlock, apologizing: .. .--. - / ... - .-. .-. -.- Nikolai: What's that? Sherlock: Remorse code. Nikolai: I'm even angrier now. ---- Laswell: I expected better from you. Price: Well, that was your fault. I got nothing to do with that. ---- Sherlock: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked? Gaz: Even better! Sherlock: ...What did you do? Roach, holding up a chicken: Here! Gaz: Her name is Kyle Junior! ---- Roach: You amaze me and scare me. Roach: I can't tell if I'm attracted to it or want to run away. Sherlock: I'm hoping it's the former. But I like when people are scared of me. Roach: Yeah it's definitely both. ---- Soap: Wanna come over and watch some Marvel movies? Ghost: Ehh. I'm more of a Disney kinda guy. Soap: Ghost: Soap: Big Hero 6? Ghost: Big Hero 6. ---- Laswell: You're on thin ice. Price: I'm on the floor. Laswell: It's a metaphor. Price: It's a carpet. ---- Alex: How did he die? Farah: Natural causes. Alex: You pushed him off the roof. Farah: Gravity is natural on this planet. ---- Alejandro: Crushes are the worst. Rudy: Yeah, whenever I'm around someone I have a crush on I always acting nervous and super fidgety. Alejandro: You're always acting nervous and super fidgety. Rudy: Yeah you don't wanna think on that too hard. ---- Soap: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for 1 minute. Sherlock: No, that's not how you make cookies. Ghost: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?

Sherlock: yOU’RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN-

Roach: WE’RE GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Gaz: DO IT!

Sherlock: NO-

————

Nikolai: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Farah: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Krueger: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Sherlock: My life is too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

————

Price: Did you have to stab him?

*Graves, bleeding on the ground*

Ghost: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Price: What did he say?

Ghost, in a mocking American accent: “What are you gonna do? Stab me?”

Price:

Task Force 141:

Chimera:

Nikolai, nodding: That’s fair.

————

Laswell: Are you guys high?

Price: Are we what?

Laswell: High.

Nikolai: Hello.

————

Sherlock: You were drunk last night.

Roach: No I wasn’t.

Sherlock: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling “Stop hiding, SpongeBob! I know you’re in there!”

Roach:

Roach: But did I find him, though?

————

Graves: I’m an idiot.

Task Force 141:

Chimera:

Laswell:

Los Vaqueros:

Soap: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Please like, reblog, and feel free to comment and ask questions in the ask box!

[mayflora-18]

This was fun!

how pinterest sees you

thanks for the tags @eru-vande & @ldydeath <3

On Pinterest search the following topics and post the first pin that will show up in each category

Sports

Hobby

Animal

Instrument

Song lyrics

Famous painting

taglist: @maskedcrawford @jxmieoleksiaks @bohnerrific69 @strawb3rrystar @decaf-mother @marchsfreakshow (everyone else id tag has been tagged i think) + anyone else that wants to <3

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #15

Sherlock: Unlike some people, I'm a very mature person. I apologize when I'm wrong. Gaz: But I've never heard you apologize??? Sherlock: Are you saying there's times when I'm wrong? ---- Price: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons... Roach: Put them in a face mask. Soap: Use them in a battery. Gaz: Throw them at people. Ghost: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet. Price: ...make lemonade, guys. The answer was lemonade. ---- Soap: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Gaz: What? Soap: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Gaz: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"? ---- Graves: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Soap and Ghost, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Graves: Graves: I was actually gonna hunt you down for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is. ---- Alejandro: I wish we could block people in real life. Rudy: Restraining order. Valeria: Murder. ---- Gaz: Truth or dare? Roach: Truth. Gaz: How many hours of sleep have you gotten in the past week? Roach: Dare. Gaz: Go to sleep. Roach: I no longer enjoy this game. ---- (CW: suggestive) Sherlock: The food is too cute, I can't eat it! Price: Gaz: Nikolai: Ghost: Soap: Roach: You're cute, but I'd still eat y- Laswell: ONE DINNER. Farah: *sighs* Here we go again... Laswell: ONE NORMAL DINNER, THAT'S ALL I ASK! ---- Sherlock: Time for plan G. Nikolai: Don't you mean plan B? Sherlock: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Krueger: What about plan D? Sherlock: Plan D was that desperate attempt half an hour ago. Farah: What about plan E? Sherlock: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E. Nikolai: I don't like plan E. ---- Ghost: Why are you standing on the sofa? Soap: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba. Ghost: Okay... and? Soap: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since. (Five minutes later) Gaz: Why are you both standing on the couch? Ghost: RUN AWAY GAZ, RUN AWAY! IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD! ---- [Soap and Graves texting] Graves: where are you Soap: turn around Soap: no the other way Soap: wrong way again Graves: soap where exactly are you?? Soap: at home, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me ---- Price: Do you seriously think you're above the rules? Soap: The stupid ones, yeah. Ghost: If you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. This isn't a difficult concept to grasp. ---- Farah: Never have I ever... been grounded by my parents. Gaz, exasperated: Every time. She makes orphan jokes every time and she always wins. Alex, horrified: I- ---- Roach: I like your dress. Sherlock: Thanks, it was 50% off. Roach: I'd like it 100% off. Sherlock: Sherlock: The store can't just give out free stuff. Roach: That's not what I- Sherlock: That's a terrible way to run a business, Gary. ---- Soap: *is carrying all the groceries* Ghost: *holds out hand to help* Soap: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Ghost's hand* ---- Sherlock: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Sherlock: And I started thinking... Sherlock: Like it was just trying to get food. Sherlock: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck. Sherlock: How would I feel? Krueger: Are you okay? ---- Price: Are you sure you're alright? Ghost, crying: Yeah, i-it's these onions. Price: Ghost: Price: Those are potatoes. ----

[mayflora-18]

Fact Drop #4

If she got into a throuple with Gaz and Roach, Sherlock would wear a shirt that says “MY BOYFRIEND | HAS A BOYFRIEND | WHO’S MY BOYFRIEND | (and it’s great)” And they almost cried 

Sherlock is openly demiaroace, meaning she “only develop sexual or romantic attraction towards someone after forming a strong emotional connection with them, essentially experiencing both aspects of "demi" identity at once” (Google AI)

She has three older brothers from her dad’s previous marriage, the younger two being twins

Eldest brother = straight, 2nd eldest = homosexual, 3rd eldest = bisexual + gender non-conforming

Considers herself a “practicing Buddhist”

If flirting between Nik and Price goes on for too long she will whistle the Jeopardy theme song until they stop

Nik cannot resist her puppy-dog eyes

Sherlock became very important to all of Chimera, so when she’s not with Nik on the field, she’ll be at her desk being guarded by Krueger

Appears to be unfazed by whatever chaotic situation she’s in whether it’s being held at gunpoint or a natural disaster

Gives Soap all of her attention when he talks

Has extensive knowledge on chemistry and explosives much to Soap’s delight

TF141 is both confused and impressed at how long they can discuss demolitions (record is four hours)

In @cod-dump ’s au where Nik is Soap’s bio dad, Nik + Soap + Sherlock = Grunkle Stan and Pines Twins energy

Favorite songs are “Beautiful Crazy” by Luke Combs and “Horror Movies” by Neoni

DnD!Sherlock would be a wild witch

Roach took Sherlock out ~December 2019 possibly mid-January 2020

Die-hard Rick Riordan fan; Harry Potter is a close second

Sherlock uses Nik’s full name when he’s in trouble

Her tone was so disappointed

His heart dropped to his stomach the first time he heard it

He tried doing back to her and all he got was a look up-and-down and *click tongue* “Ah!” Fluffy style

Nik does everything possible to stay on her good side after that

Sherlock = literal mini-Nik

Nik is insistent that Sherlock’s wants are actually needs, especially when it comes to her workspace

Nik legit cried when Sherlock gave him a “Happy Father’s Day” card

Good cook, great baker

Can cry on command 

Only Sherlock can refer to Nik as “Uncle Nikky”

Sherlock and Nik bond over punk rock covers of pop songs

Any man that watches Sherlock do her workout routine (yoga in the morning and evening, followed by jogging or power walking, and then powerlifting) will feel their own bodies hurting

Ghost once told Sherlock he didn’t remember the last time he got rizzed so she just goes, “Guess what? I’m a hunter…and it’s you season.”

Ghost went beet red under his mask and stumbled away from her

In my SherGazRoach AU, Gaz would Sherlock’s better half while Roach would be her bitter half

Roach took a while to take his relationship with Sherlock further out of fear of Nik

Sherlock is one of the few (if not only) people to be unbothered by how Ghost drives

In fact, she would 100% nap while he’s at the wheel

Same can be said for flying in turbulence

It drives everyone insane, as well as her indifference to explosions

One of Sherlock’s brothers accidentally backed into her with his car when she was younger and has since lost almost all feeling from below her waist

Nik wanted to “talk” with her brother when he found out

Soap called her “Cos” once and she never corrected him

THE FACT DROPS ARE BACK, BABY!!

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #14

[This takes place in the 2009 CoD universe.] Roach, from the air vents: LUKE- Soap, reflexively: I AM YOUR FATHER. Ghost, holding his phone up: 😱 Roach: Soap: Roach: I can explai- Soap: Did you just- Roach: No- Soap: Did you just record me saying I'm you father? -------- Soap: I just electrocuted myself. Ghost: How shocking. Sherlock: How do you feel currently? Soap: I feel kinda amped. Gaz: Watt I can't hear you?? Roach: He said it hertz a lot. Kate: Are they okay? Nikolai: This is normal, they are fine. Kate: But he was jus- Price: He's fine. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making puns. -------- Alejandro, to the Vaqueros: Ok, listen here you little shits! Alejandro: Not you, Rudy. You're an angel. We love you. -------- Roach: I picked up a chick today. Soap: Nice. What's her name? Roach: Soap: Roach: Roach, ignoring the soft clucking coming from his backpack: Fluff Monster. -------- Kate: What's your blood type? Price, bleeding out: How would I know? Kate: How would you not? Price: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups? Kate: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!?! -------- Roach: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everybody* Price: Hey Roach, how was your day? Roach: *picks up an onion and bites into it staring at Price* Hell. Gaz, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you? -------- Roach: Can I be frank with you guys? Ghost: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help. Soap: Can I still be Soap? Gaz: Shh let Frank speak. -------- Gaz: Captain? Price: Yeah, Gaz? Gaz: I'm... I'm bah- bise- bahsex- Price: Take your time. Gaz: *points at Sherlock and Roach* Gaz: Both. -------- Price: Is that a hickey? Gaz: No, it's just a mosquito bite. Roach: *enters room* Roach: Hey guys. Price: hI MoSQuiTo. -------- Price: How was the camping trip? Roach, panting and visibly distraught: HE TRIED TO KILL ME. Ghost: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM SO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG SPRAY. Roach: A S S A U L T. -------- Graves: *tries to flirt with Sherlock* Roach: *stares at them silently* Soap: You're really quiet today, Gary. Roach: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud. -------- Random mugger: Give me your money. Sherlock: *holds up a reverse UNO card* Bitch, give me your money. Random mugger: The fuck! Sherlock: *runs away* [Later] Sherlock: And that's how I avoided getting mugged. Nikolai: From the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Sherlock. -------- Ghost: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me. Price: How did you get in my house? Ghost: Exactly. -------- Gaz: Why are you lying on the floor? Roach: I have depression. Roach: Also, I was stabbed six or seven times, could you get Sherlock? -------- Sherlock, at the 141's base for the 1st time: Can you tell me where I can find Captain Price? Ghost: Yeah, for sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, stressed-out middle-aged man looking like he's functioning on two hours of sleep and one working brain cell, and you follow him. Sherlock: And he'll take me to Captain Price? Ghost: That is Captain Price.

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #13 (aka Keep It Coming, Pinterest)

Nikolai: Sherlock, why are you wearing my jacket? I said you have to ask permission first!

Sherlock: I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: *choked up* I-I have NEVER been so proud!

————— Price, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Roach: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Ghost, with the tone of someone who is used to Roach: Outstanding.

Price: This is what I'm talking about, people.

--------

Sherlock, playing with something in Nikolai's workshop: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Price, used to Sherlock: Sure they are, kid.

Gaz: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Price, not used to Gaz: Okay?

Roach: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.

Price:

Ghost, smirking under his mask: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Price: *crying* Kids, please stop.

Nikolai, fascinated: No, continue, please.

Soap, next to Nikolai: *furiously taking notes*

--------

[on a mission somewhere]

Sherlock: I...I've been here before.

Nikolai: Oh my god how do you know??

Sherlock: My phone automatically connected to the WiFi.

--------

Sherlock, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gaz: Hi.

Ghost: Hello.

Soap: Hey.

Roach: *waves*

Sherlock: I gave you a key for emergencies.

Nikolai, also has a key: We were all out of Doritos.

Sherlock: And what do you have there, Nik?

Nikolai: Price, currently on Nik's lap: O_O

Nikolai: A smoothie.

Sherlock:

Sherlock: *dialing on her phone* Laswell, come pick up your idiots. -------- Price: Hey, Ghost. What's your favorite insect?

Ghost: *looks at Roach* :)

Roach: *looks at Ghost* :)

Price: Am I missing something here?

Ghost: I like butterfly.

Price: You mean butterflies?

Ghost: I did not.

Roach: *chucks butter across the room at Price* He did not.

Price: *sigh* Of course you didn't. -------- [at 3am]

Ghost: You can say, "Have a nice day!" without a problem.

Ghost: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

Soap: How did you get into my apartment? -------- Graves: *holding his phone and recording* Okay, I am home alone and I just heard a thud upstairs, there's something in my house.

Graves: *walks to the steps of the Shadow Company base* 🎵If you're to murder me, clap your hands🎵

Ghost: *clap clap*

Graves: *bolts out of the base and into the woods, screaming* -------- Alex, kidnapped and strapped to a metal table: Do you know...the muffin man?

Farah, also kidnapped: Alex, I swear-

Kidnapper: The muffin man?? What the-

Alex: YES! THE MUFFIN MAN!

Kidnapper: The...one who lives on Drury- wait is this a Shrek reference?

Alex: FINALLY! You owe me five bucks, Farah. I told you a bad guy would get it one day! -------- Soap: psst LT.

Ghost: What?

Soap: I made this friendship bracelet for you!!

Ghost: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Soap, dejected: Oh. Well you don't have to wear it-

Ghost: No I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

Soap: 😊 -------- Kate: JOHN WHEN I FIND YOU YOU'RE DEAD!

Soap: *pops his head into the room, visibly shaking*

Kate: Of course it's not you, sweetie, you're perfect, keep doing what you're doing, live your life.

Soap: *nods and smiles* -------- Price: I made tea.

Gaz: I don't want tea.

Price: I didn't make tea for you...This is my tea.

Gaz: Then why are you telling me?

Price: It's a conversation starter.

Gaz: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Price: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. -------- Price, a tired dad trying his best to train the sergeants: Okay, let's try this one more time. Collapsing building, simultaneous terrorist attack. What do you do? Soap: Gaz: Roach: Call the mili- Price: YOU ARE THE MILITARY! --------

[mayflora-18]

Fact Drop #3.5

Me, 2024: My OC got made fun of as a kid for looking Asian-American despite actually being 100% Caucasian.

Also my partially Asian ass realizing my OC started out as a self-insert: O.o

Present day me, on the record: Sherlock is Malay-Russian, coming from a Russian mom and a Malay immigrant dad.

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #12 (aka more Pinterest 💩)

Gaz: *walking down the stairs in a flannel hoodie*

Price: Hey Gaz, the 90’s called-

Gaz: Yeah, because they couldn’t fucking text!

Price: Goddamn it! I’m getting tired of my men owning me.

Ghost: What did you expect? We’re YOUR men!

————

Price: You’re done, Simon. You’ve broken 68 bones.

Ghost: Boss for my dying wish-

Price: -You’re not dying-

Ghost: -Please break one more bone for me.

Price: Absolutely not.

————

*when Sherlock first met Los Vaqueros*

Sherlock: Hi! I’m Sherlock! Your base’s really cool! Not to say that you guys aren’t cool, Colonel Vargas. Thank you for letting us borrow it.

Rudy: Ale.

Alejandro:

Rudy: Can we…

Alejandro:

Rudy: Can we adopt her?

Alejandro:

-Bonus-

Nikolai: She’s already taken.

————

Soap: I know you said not to call you unless it was an emergency, ma’am. But it is and we need your help.

Laswell: Is the house on fire?

Soap: No but-

Laswell: Then it’s not an emergency. Leave me and John alone and have Ghost take care of it.

*she hangs up*

Gaz: What did she say?

Soap: Idk she said it wasn’t an emergency.

Ghost, struggling to push an oak bookshelf off of himself: NOT AN EMERGENCY?!!

————

Sherlock: It’s rather muggy today, don’t you think? Sherlock: *sips coffee from a bowl* Roach: *looks outside, sees all the mugs in the lawn* Roach: It is... Roach: *sips coffee from a bigger bowl* ----- Gaz: *texting Laswell* Laswell! Help, I'm being kidnapped! Laswell: *replying* Where are you? Gaz: I'm with some strange person! In a car. Help! Laswell: I'll call John. Price: *answering his cell* 'ello? Laswell: Where's Kyle? He told me that he's being kidnapped. Price: Gaz? Whaddya mean, he's sitting in the back seat right her- Price: Price: I'll call you back. *hangs up* Price: *turns around in his seat to be facing Gaz* GARRICK! MY BEARD WILL GROW BACK! Gaz: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?! ----- [Soap opens the door to his room to find Ghost standing there with a bag of snacks in his hand] Soap: What are you doing here? Ghost: I'm here to babysit you. Soap: Babysit?! I don't need a babysitter, I'm a grown man! Soap: *opens the bag of snacks* Soap: Oooh, a juice box. ----- Soap, after the Channel Tunnel: Am I in hell? Shepherd: No, if you were down here, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be panicking. ----- Nikolai: Sherlock! Get away from Ghost, he's dangerous! Price: It's OK, Ghost could never hurt a woman! Ghost drawing knives: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! Sherlock: omg Ghost, your knives are so shiny and cool!

Ghost:

Nikolai:

Price:

Ghost: I require a different woman!

—————

Price: What is wrong with you?

Graves: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

—————

Price: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

Gaz: Maybe you’re pregnant.

Price:

Gaz:

Price: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me because I just had a heart attack.

—————

[mayflora-18]

(Trollhunters spoilers!)

Angor Rot really did deserve better.

His soul was stolen and he was basically a slave for who even knows how long, and then every time he died (except the last) he was forcefully brought right back to serve again.

He tried to work with Jim, made a deal that would benifit both of them greatly- and sure, we can't know for sure if he would have honored his end of things, but I do believe he would've. Like. At this point, he has nothing really personal against Jim- maybe Claire after she took the staff but that's not quite important here. He does have VERY personal problems with Strickler and Morgana (who Gunmar serves and is going to free if he gets out, which Strickler's plans were leading to)- so severing the soulbond with Barbara and killing Strickler would be easy, bring justice to Strickler and prevent Morgana's return. Also, it is a very good "thanks for my soul back (sort of), sorry for trying to slaughter you and your friends, lets never interact again" gift for Jim.

He flipped out and attacked Jim but 1) in his perspective Jim just suddenly appeared in his cave and that's not cool. 2) Jim was very clearly going to try and put the ring on, so I am not going to be blaming Angor for trying to stop/kill him before he could. The man just wants to be free.

He very clearly hates everything Morgana and Gunmar do, though he does stay with them- and sure, he can't be controlled anymore but what was he meant to do? Morgana would have dragged him back if he left and killed/imprisoned/controlled him if he fought against them. I'm sure about this. But he still voices disagreements, he still calls them out, he still saves Draal after empathizing with him.

And then there's the final battle with Morgana, and Angor betrays her. At this point he does have solid reason to hate Jim and all his friends, but stopping Morgana is leagues more important. I don't think he would've turned on them if he'd survived after she was defeated either, I think he'd want to rest. To finally, for once, rest.

But he doesn't survive. Instead, Jim kills him- or at least starts the process. Sure, Angor was restraining Morgana and it was an opportunity that they could not miss, but. Did he have to impale them both? Did he really? Angor isn't even mad, he accepts it, gives a last line, "well played, trollhunter", he might even approve. But did it have to happen? Morgana may finish the job, but he was already dying. The pieces of his statue are, if I remember correctly, sent into the shadow realm.

And then. They don't even kill Morgana. Not because they didn't want to, it's because they couldn't, and I accept that, but. It feels so bitter. It's unfair.

And what happened to Morgana? She's trapped in the shadow realm, imprisoned in the very same place where Angor now lays dead, in pieces. The Witch and her Champion, inseparable even now. (and if she managed to revive him again? a nightmare.)

And maybe the worst thing is what we see in Wizards; they go back in time, Morgana begins her descent into villainy, and she's cast off a cliff into the water below. Dead. And Angor finds her. In this time of war and hate and bloodshed, in this time humans and magic are at each others throats, when Angor has no reason to sympathize with a human... he carries her body to shore.

Angor cares. Angor is kind. Angor doesn't see a fallen enemy or collateral damage- and also, trolls eat humans, Gunmar talks about this, but Angor doesn't fish Morgana's body from the water to eat as if she were some fish or something. Not even close.

He takes her because even if she's dead already she should be shown this respect at least. He lays her on the bank, he prays for her in death, and then he leaves. And the Arcane Order take her body, so easy to find and reach thanks to Angor, and they bring her back to life.

They bring her back and she rises to power and eventually Angor comes to her for help, and we all know how that ends.

Angor cared for the soul of a stranger, and so got his taken away.

[mayflora-18]

This is who I got 👇

I agree with the lover and the first kiss, but the first time? 🤢

Screenshot and reblog with who you got!

I got this idea from this post by @/shyeehaw

Who I got 👇

I mean... I think I'd change my best friend but I'm cool with this 😅

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #11 (aka Shit I Found On Pinterest That I Thought Was Funny)

*during secure transmission with Shepherd and Graves*

Graves, singing: 🎵 Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock… 🎵

Sherlock: …

Graves: 🎵 Are you finally single? 🎵

Sherlock: No.

Graves: 🎵 I respect that. 🎵

———

*in a hostage situation at a store*

Sherlock: Yeah, there’s four of them and only one of me, but I have a lighter. Okay, we get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers, and let’s fry these bitches!

Ghost, deadpan: No one is frying any bitches.

Sherlock: …

Ghost: I know, I’m disappointed in myself, too.

———

Yuri: I know Makarov, and you’re in far more danger than I. He’s coming for you. And I guarantee that his soldiers will find this place.

Sherlock: Not gonna happen. I rent it out under a shell corporation.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My mail goes to a P.O. box in Seattle.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: My neighbors think my name is Rachel Fletcher.

Nikolai: Yeah.

Sherlock: People I work with all think my name is Sherlock.

Nikolai: Yea-

Yuri:

Laswell:

141:

Roach: Wait what?

Sherlock: Don’t worry about it.

———

Price: Sanderson, you’re fine. Just be yourself.

Roach: “Be myself”? Captain, I have one day to win over Sherlock and Kyle. *gestures to everyone else* How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Soap: Couple weeks.

Ghost: Six months.

Laswell: Jury’s still out.

Roach: See, sir? “Be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?

———

Makarov: Go to hell.

Soap: Already been. Didn’t agree with me.

———

Nikolai: We didn’t do it.

Price: Then why are you guys laughing?

Sherlock, grinning: Because whoever did it is an effing genius.

———

Graves: Just trust me.

Shepherd: The last time you said that my house burned down.

Graves: Yeah, but you didn’t die.

Shepherd: That’s not the point!

———

Alex: Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?

Farah: It’s a dagger, actually. And no, you shouldn’t.

———

Krueger: Sir, we’re surrounded.

Nikolai: Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

Krueger: -_-

———

*Gaz beating some asshole up*

Sherlock: Oh, don’t blame them. They did their best to try to kill me.

Gaz:

Roach: O.O

———

Graves: If it wasn’t totally unethical, I would definitely blackmail you with this.

Alejandro: *eye twitching* Because you’re a shining beacon of ethics, right?

———

Nikolai: Oh, look at all the pretties!

Sherlock: *grabs his hand and pulls him away* Can you please stop talking about assault rifles the same way I talk about shoes?

———

*Ghost, Soap, and Rudy break into the old prison to free Los Vaqueros and Sherlock, only for Rudy to find the latter in the kitchen hunched over with a sandwich in her mouth*

Rudy: Camarada, what are you doing?

Sherlock: *muffled by the sandwich* …Eating.

Rudy: You’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?

Sherlock: They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.

———

Laswell: Is that blood?

Price: No?

Laswell: That is not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.

———

Gaz: Are you clinically insane, or incredibly annoying?

Sherlock: I don’t know, probably both.

———

Ghost: How are you feeling?

Soap: I think you broke my fingers.

Ghost: Better your fingers than your face.

———

*Sherlock and Alejandro detained in the same room*

Alejandro: What’s our exit strategy?

Sherlock: Our what?

Alejandro: Dios mío, we’re all going to die.

———

Roach: *swinging his legs back and forth * Sitting around, waiting to get kidnapped. This is the best day ever.

~Later~

Roach: This is the third time I’ve been kidnapped this WEEK. It’s getting old.

———

Price, about Roach: Look, he’s smiling. He’s totally fine.

Ghost: Sir, he’s smiling because he’s terrified.

Roach, “smiling”: 😬

———

Gaz: Did you bring us here to die?

Nikolai: Obviously.

Gaz:

Gaz: I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

———

Nikolai: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?

Sherlock: That’s called a threat.

Nikolai: Черт возьми.

(Черт возьми = Damn it)

———

Valeria: Nothing ever pleases you does it?

Alejandro: Nothing you do.

———

Graves: I know there was a compliment somewhere in there and I’ll take it.

Soap: You piece of shite.

Graves: Ah, there it is!

———

*talking about Valeria*

Alejandro: Oooh, she’s angry.

Rudy: How can you tell?

Alejandro: Well, you can see her mood by her hands. Like right now, she has a gun. I don’t think that she’s happy to see us.

Valeria: 🔫😡

———

Graves: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

141:

Laswell:

Nikolai:

Sherlock:

Alex:

Farah:

Graves: Farah, can we talk, one ten to another?

Farah: I’m an eleven, but continue.

[mayflora-18]

I’ve been thinking about Gaz.

Gaz, who is used to rough treatement. Not in the sexual way, just in general. I mean, he’s part of one of the most dangerous military compounds, he IS dangerous, he surrounds himself by dangerous people because that is his job, and not many of them care too much about being gentle and sound when treating people, including Gaz.

Gaz, who was the only one in his class to escape the facility during RTI training; not sure if everyone else was incompetent, or if he was too advanced, he did not allow anything to get to him.

Gaz, who is usually overshadowed by Price who is their leader, by Soap who somehow always brings attention to himself, by Ghost who is a 9foot 7 silent giant with a mask, but he knows his worth, his team knows his worth.

Gaz, who is and always will be loyal; he’s the kind to never let someone down, and feel the worst if he ever does.

Gaz, who holds grudges, Gaz, who never forgives—even if it was a person that did not hurt him, that hurt someone else he cares about, Gaz, who never forgets what they did.

Gaz, who even with all his imperfections (mental and physical, whatever they are), could most definitedly be the prettiest person you will meet in a lifetime. It takes one look at him.

Gaz, who cares about the mental health of his loved ones the way he should care about his own, Gaz, who is the type to stay on a call half-asleep at three am listening to his sister or his best friend or his significant other cry to him after an event that left them worried or shaken. It’s unhealthy for him, he knows, but he wants to make sure they’re alright first.

Gaz, who fell of a moving helicopter and hanging by a rope he was shooting people like some kind of black James Bond. Yeah he still uses that story to flirt sometimes.

Gaz, who has the best kind of humor—a perfect mix between sarcastic and wholesome that only makes him more approachable. He’s the kind to give all his plans to break havoc to someone else and then sit and laugh whilst the world burns with his ideas.

That’s it, that’s what I’ve been thinking about Gaz. (idk if I misspelled something because I have not proof read it, so pls correct me if I did)

[mayflora-18]

*Roach giggles at something on his phone*

Gaz and Sherlock nearby: 😍😍

Gaz, to Sherlock: I know we’re in a committed and loving relationship already, but- *gestures to Roach* are you in love?

Sherlock: I am in love. Are you in love?

Gaz: I am in love, too.

Sherlock, nodding: I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree!

Roach, whose usually self conscious of his giggle and can hear them gushing over it: 😳

Btw I think Roach’s giggle would sound like this (0:50):

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #10

Sherlock: Sarge, I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Gaz: -_-

---

Soap: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.

Ghost: Then, I should drive.

Soap: Why you?

Ghost: I've got nothing to live for and I drive like it.

Soap: Okay, let's do it.

[Later]

Ghost and Soap in the car: AAAAAAHHHH!!!

---

Sherlock: What if…

*Sherlock frowns in concentration*

Roach: Ooh, Sherlock's wheels are turning. Your brain baby is crowning.

Gaz:: Roach, please, that's disgusting.

Sherlock: No, it's helping, I am having a brain baby.

Gaz: Then push, babe, push.

Roach: *lets out deep breaths* Breathe.

Gaz: You can do this, you are so strong.

Sherlock: I got it!

---

Price: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Nikolai: Smart, brunette, British, you-

Price: Your blood type, Nik.

Nikolai: Oh! Red.

---

Nikolai: Sherlock is taking the day off so I'm gonna light something on fire.

Laswell: ...Why?

Nikolai: She's like 80% of my impulse control.

---

Price: Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty.

Gaz: You just said, "naw, bitch."

---

Roach: Okay, here are the ground rules: you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are ON the table. You CAN use fire.

Soap: 😰 These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?

Sherlock and Gaz: 🤨🤨

Roach: Damn, man. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh?

Soap: What- Uh-

Roach: Oh, you little pervert. Alright, I like it. Don’t tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun!

Ghost: 🤦‍♂️

———

Sherlock: Did you just eat all of the powdered donuts?

Nikolai: …No.

Sherlock: Дядя, I can see the powder on your pants.

Nikolai, brushing off his pants: That’s cocaine.

(Дядя = Uncle in Russian)

———

*Sherlock’s phone rings*

Sherlock: Sherlock’s authentic stolen military police badges. How can I help?

Gaz: Hey, it’s Garrick.

Sherlock: Oh, hey Kyle.

Gaz: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Sherlock: Of course, I’m not an animal.

Gaz, on the other end: Told you! You owe me 20!

Farah: …

———

*Graves escapes from the 141*

Price: This isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the Earth!

Graves: I love you, too! 😘

———

Ghost: All right, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Price, paying attention to something else: Tell me about it.

Ghost: I murdered Johnny this weekend.

Price: I feel you.

Ghost: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.

Price: Been there.

———

Gaz: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the base?

Price: You burned down the base?

Gaz: No! I had the fire put out immediately. This is a success story.

Price: …

———

Alejandro: I need some 141 drama, stat!

Ghost: I don’t think we’re that dramatic.

Alejandro: We’ve been gone for one week. Gaz and Sherlock are dating, and they’ve killed a person.

———

Sherlock: This is where we came the night that I won our bet and you fell in love with me.

Gaz: Sherlock.

Sherlock: The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

———

*preparing to infiltrate on a mission with Ghost zip lining through a window*

Soap, over the comms: Is the equipment secure?

Ghost: Check.

Soap: Weapon loaded?

Ghost: Check.

Soap: Did you have breakfast?

Ghost: What? That’s not on the checklist!

Soap: I added it because I care about you.

Ghost: No, I did not have breakfast.

Soap: Unacceptable! Look in your pocket.

*Ghost fumbles through his pockets until he finds a granola bar and unwraps it*

Ghost: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.

Soap: Yeah, I’m not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

———

I’m posting again! 🥳 Still working on the other fact drop, but I will post it ASAP. On a different note…

🎵Tomorrow, tomorrow! I’m 21, tomorrow! It’s only a day away!!! 🎵

[mayflora-18]

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

[mayflora-18]

Notes from a concerned medical professional who reads too much hurt/comfort:

(These are all things I've seen in Hazbin/Helluva fanfics)

(Tw: for injury, illness, gore, drug use, overdose, a lot of other things)

You cannot drug someone to sleep by overdosing them on melatonin. It will not work

Don't submerge an open wound or stitches in a bathtub/pool/etc it will introduce bacteria to the wound (taking a shower is usually fine, just skip the romantic bath)

On that note, stitches do not immediately stop a wound from bleeding and should not be used to solve every problem (never give yourself stitches unless you have absolutely no other choice they can trap infection inside the body when done incorrectly)

And, if the wound is extremely deep, a person may need several layers of stitches to piece together the skin, muscle, and viscera

You absolutely cannot get high on tylenol or ibuprofen even if you mix it with alcohol.

If you do mix tylenol or ibuprofen with alcohol it can cause internal bleeding/kidney damage/liver failure, so please don't do that

If someone is shivering from a high fever, don't cover them in blankets it will raise their body temperature even more (please try correctly dosed tylenol or ibuprofen for this)

Don't submerge someone with a high fever in ice water, they might go into shock (they also might panic and hurt themselves) in a pinch lukewarm water will do

Don't put ice on burns, run them under lukewarm or cool water instead

If someone overdoses on an opoid (heroin, morphine, various pain medications), there is a medicine called nalaxone (Narcan) that can reverse the effects of opioids

If someone is bleeding profusely, don't just hold their head and whisper sweet nothings, put pressure on the wound!!!

If a bullet remains in a person’s body after being shot it most likely should not be dug out unless it's blocking something vital, the bullet is not the problem the damage it made in it's path is

This isn't a criticism of authors who have written things like this. A lot of it isn't common knowledge, and DIY healthcare is absolutely steeped in myth and misinformation. I just worry about disinformation being perpetuated (and I really enjoy accurate hurt/comfort)

If I got anything wrong, please let me know, and I'll edit the post. I'm far from perfect and appreciate good advice

Let me know if you guys want a fic rec list of my favorite Hazbin Hotel whump fics

[mayflora-18]

non-comprehensive list of potential reasons Sgt Sanderson was dubbed "Roach" and it stuck

extremely difficult to kill

undeterred by loss of limb (once lost a finger but they sewed it back on and it was mostly fine)

undeterred by attempted drowning (lung capacity go brr) (surprisingly good swimmer for a guy who doesn't like the water)

Fast and Sneaky When He Wants To Be

steals bites of any food left unprotected during meals

gets into other people's lunches left in the fridge/cabinets

drawn to booze

southern

thrives in the heat, miserable in the cold

personal space is a mess

common cause of jumpstartles on base (round a corner/turn around/look up and he's suddenly there in the corner)

voted must likely to survive the apocalypse (not for prepper reasons. bit of a survivalist though)

often seems like he could have just crawled out from under a gas station chest freezer

general indestructible insect vibes

brought to you in accordance with stuff I know about roaches