#family puns

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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter

Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into “Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.”

These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.

From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If you’re all about keeping the mood light and funny, you’ll find these puns simply irresistible.

Check out more hilarious puns that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!

Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:

My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod — except one is a little nuttier. 🥜

I told my cousin a joke, and now we’re both in stitches — talk about thread-y humor! 🧵

What do you call your cousin who’s always hungry? A snack-relative! 🍪

I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now we’re both grounded in knowledge. 📚

My cousin is my partner in crime — no bail money needed! 🚔

My cousin is a great listener, especially when it’s gossip — call them the tea-ler! ☕️

We didn’t choose each other, but we sure cousin’t have it any other way! 🥰

Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. 😂

My cousin says I’m annoying — I say we’re just annoy-twined! 🤪

Cousins are like the stars of the family — they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. ✨

Read: Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

[greenglowinspooks]

Alright, since it’s no longer 2 in the morning and my head’s a bit clearer, I present to you:

Liminal Riddler

So, not everyone in the DC fandom knows about this, and I’d bet that even less people in the Phandom do, but at one point, the Riddler had cancer. Had, past-tense, because he cured it. With the Lazarus pits.

And yeah, not everyone who gets dipped in the pits has to be liminal, but one would assume that the sudden replacement of a large number of malignant cells throughout the body is gonna do something.

The Riddler already acts quite a lot like a DP ghost in some interpretations anyways. He’s got a strict gimmick that he genuinely can’t part ways with, he’s campy and fun, he’s incredibly violent, etc.

Also, the way that he would react to this whole thing would be funny as hell.

Do I think the Riddler would really care if the GiW was after him? No. This is Gotham, the government is constantly going after him anyways.

Do I think he would care if Danny was being hunted down by the same people, and his parents were involved? Somewhat. He probably wouldn’t care about Danny specifically, at least not right away, but a young boy running terrified from his own parents would definitely bring back some bad memories, and he would probably give him a hand (if for no other reason than to get back to plotting crimes instead of dealing with childhood trauma).

Do I think the Riddler, whose entire thing is being smarter than everyone else, would care if the GiW somehow let slip that they thought he didn’t have human intelligence? That they believed him to be nothing but an echo of human life?

It’s not even a question. He would be the most insufferable person in Gotham within the hour. Genuinely nothing could stop him, especially not if Danny was helping jailbreak him from Arkham every time he got caught.

Almost every major road is closed. Every warehouse on the Docks is on fire. Somehow, they managed to color the clouds and smog a bright green.

The natives of Gotham would probably get those anti-ghost laws and acts overturned faster than the Justice League, if only to make the Riddler stop. His traps and games aren’t even lethal at this point (due to Danny’s insistence), but they’re so genuinely annoying that the general population is about to beat the GiW agents to death themselves just to get the Riddler to quit it already.

Also, I think that during this whirl of chaos, the Riddler would become quite fond of Danny.

He’s a bright young boy who’s very fond of wordplay, and inventive enough to keep up with him. Aside from the inevitable crisis of “oh god I’m becoming the bat,” he’d probably be happy to take on Danny as his protégé. Even if the boy won’t let him kill anyone (rude), he’s a terrifying getaway driver and can turn the both of them invisible and intangible, making Arkham escapes a breeze.

Hell, the Riddler would probably be willing to make a false identity for the two of them, just so he could get the boy proper schooling.

(Yes, he thinks that the entire education system is a sham and that he could do much better, but Danny wants to go into aerospace engineering, and the Riddler isn’t one to squander someone’s interest in learning.)

(Also, Echo and Query would find the whole thing hilarious)

[nattikay]

feliz na'vi dad :)

[ratatatastic]

you dont think day 1 cup celebrations cant get any better than dumping the tin can into the atlantic but then erod and senko fill the bowl with apple juice and feed it to the kids together so they can experience the joys of drinking out of the cup so

6.25.24

[the-pest1lence]

Shoutout to my therapist who, after one session, let me rant about tma/tmagp and looked at me dead in the eye and asked, “Do you relate to Jon bc you also feel like everything that happened since x was your fault?”

Miss, I know it’s your job to analyse me but whyyyyyyy

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

[ambeauty]

Contrary to popular belief, I think s4 being the final season is not necessarily a bad thing. The first season was 8 episodes and they told a complete story. Through their success, they have gotten to expand on that story and the characters throughout the past two seasons, mileage may vary.

For me, next season the important things to touch on is Sydney’s backstory, all of Carmy’s conflict resolutions, and whatever they decide lies ahead for Sydney and Carmy as business partners and hopefully a realization that everything they have felt for each other is on a deeper level than just professional admiration. There is a lot to wrap up but I trust Chris and Joanna will be able to carry this very complex and dynamic story home and stick the landing as they say.

I will forever be grateful to Chris Storer specifically for seeing Ayo, and giving her this star making opportunity. Not only has she been given the opportunity to show range, not just comedic, but dramatic, introspective, ambitious, anxious, talented, intelligent, and discerning. Something we rarely get from Black women leads on television. Also providing her the opportunity to flex her creativity and mentoring her through direction was beautiful to watch and she flourished. Her episode was one of the most highly rated in s3.

What I love about the creatives behind the bear, including (og) cast and crew is that they all recognize the greatness in everyone. They have a genuine respect for each other and what their show represents and what it means to people. I feel they will go to the ends of the earth to support each other and they work they have done together and individually. They really seem like a family despite any perceived mess and drama. I look forward to supporting what they all do when this era comes to an end, celebrating their wins or losses, and how this wild ride concludes.

[lightbulb-warning]

im shaking, im cackli g so much at the artwork

caesar NOT BORINB

fence SHUICHISCUTE

spiral YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

*triumphant trumpet noises*

🎊🎊🎊 !!we have a winner!! 🎊🎊🎊

*there is now confetti everywhere. you'll be finding confetti stuck to your socks for the next few weeks. confetti is what your life has become.*

solved the codes in the draw- here's the prize!

[aspiringwriter1111]

It plagues me that no one has realized Spy x Family comes out every second-son day.

[soullessjack]

I think another funny aspect of putting spn/gravity falls together is that the Pines family is from a blatantly sci-fi genre setting, tormented by an extra-dimensional entity and living in a town created/affected by a UFO crash.. whereas the Winchesters are just straight up targeted by the actual biblical Christian God. no theories, no other dimensions, nothing.

instead of other dimensions, they coexist with other versions of their own world that got scrapped for low entertainment value because their actual biblical Christian God is a megalomaniacal paperback author who writes meta fan fiction about his own OC’s instead of raising his children—one of which betrayed him, became an honorary Winchester, and took custody of his brother The Actual Biblical Devil’s son, who is also an honorary Winchester now,

and also the majority of them are functionally immortal or at the very least cannot stay dead after dying because multiple personifications of The Powers That Be need them to do grunt work for cosmic political battle. which the Pines do not have unfortunately.

I’m losing it but we understand the point I’m making right. Like they are from such fundamentally opposite worlds it’s so funny to put them together

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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl

Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? “200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!”

is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.

Whether you’re looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!

10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You Giggle Together

Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at “kneading” some dough! 🥐

My daughter said she’s a magician — I didn’t believe her, but she “disappears” every time there are chores! 🎩

Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the “up and up”! 📚

My daughter said she’s going to be famous. I said, “Go ahead, you’re a ‘star-ter’ already!” 🌟

Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has “acute” angle on life! 📐

My daughter told me she’s feeling “punderful” today — I guess she’s really embracing the family “wordplay”! 😊

Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to “grow” her circle of friends! 🌷

My daughter’s favorite color is blue — because she says it’s the color of “pun-sky” days! 🌈

Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because she’s my “pun-kid” at heart! 🥇

I asked my daughter if she’s ready for a great day. She said, “I’m ‘pun-sitive’ I am!” ☀️

Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!

[onearthwerebrieflygorgons]

[spacebubblehomebase]

(5/6) "R is for Revolutio- No. It's a Reminder." 🧡

Duke Thomas was a Robin. Though never an official one. He was part of a movement that aimed to better their city in the absence of their Caped Crusader. During his time with the other birds however, he learned exactly how the shared title could change countless lives in meaningful ways. Just as he realized that not just ANYONE could BE a Robin, but also that Robin could truly BE there for ANYONE. -Bubbly💙

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny and dick being pun-pals

So after danny meets the batfam he's put on a mission with nightwing

By the time they got back they only spoke in puns

Damian was there to greet them when they got back and tried to stab danny resulting in the loss of his sword and one more pun, less than 10 minutes later damian stormed out of the cave ranting

Tim went down to the batcave to avoid alfred forcing him to sleep and came upon they mid pun battle, took 1 look amd decided the wrath of alfred was batter that this

Jason came by to check the newby and by the end of it he was stooting them while danny went intangible and dick showed off his acrobatics

Batman and jazz come to pick the 2 of them up to see 2 pissed of vigilantes

They went down to the batcave where wjen dick and danny saw them looked at eachother screamed "pun police" and ran in separate directions

Jazz proceeded to attempt to coax danny out of the wall

While batman, damian and jason chase dick through the mannor

[musiluci]

My favorite part of episode 123 of wayne family adventures:

🎶A bat can come up with a way to beat

Superman like 1, 2, 3!🎶