#family puns

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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter

Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into “Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.”

These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.

From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If you’re all about keeping the mood light and funny, you’ll find these puns simply irresistible.

Check out more hilarious puns that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!

Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:

My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod — except one is a little nuttier. 🥜

I told my cousin a joke, and now we’re both in stitches — talk about thread-y humor! 🧵

What do you call your cousin who’s always hungry? A snack-relative! 🍪

I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now we’re both grounded in knowledge. 📚

My cousin is my partner in crime — no bail money needed! 🚔

My cousin is a great listener, especially when it’s gossip — call them the tea-ler! ☕️

We didn’t choose each other, but we sure cousin’t have it any other way! 🥰

Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. 😂

My cousin says I’m annoying — I say we’re just annoy-twined! 🤪

Cousins are like the stars of the family — they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. ✨

Read: Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.

[arkangelo-7]

The reason Conner Kent and Tim Drake make such a cute couple is because Tim is a freak and Conner just vibes with it. Tim might be a whacko that occasionally dabbles in stalking, who also has a habit of going absolute batshit crazy when someone he loves dies, and who’s also missing a spleen—but he’s Conner’s whacko so it’s totally fine.

[greenglowinspooks]

Alright, since it’s no longer 2 in the morning and my head’s a bit clearer, I present to you:

Liminal Riddler

So, not everyone in the DC fandom knows about this, and I’d bet that even less people in the Phandom do, but at one point, the Riddler had cancer. Had, past-tense, because he cured it. With the Lazarus pits.

And yeah, not everyone who gets dipped in the pits has to be liminal, but one would assume that the sudden replacement of a large number of malignant cells throughout the body is gonna do something.

The Riddler already acts quite a lot like a DP ghost in some interpretations anyways. He’s got a strict gimmick that he genuinely can’t part ways with, he’s campy and fun, he’s incredibly violent, etc.

Also, the way that he would react to this whole thing would be funny as hell.

Do I think the Riddler would really care if the GiW was after him? No. This is Gotham, the government is constantly going after him anyways.

Do I think he would care if Danny was being hunted down by the same people, and his parents were involved? Somewhat. He probably wouldn’t care about Danny specifically, at least not right away, but a young boy running terrified from his own parents would definitely bring back some bad memories, and he would probably give him a hand (if for no other reason than to get back to plotting crimes instead of dealing with childhood trauma).

Do I think the Riddler, whose entire thing is being smarter than everyone else, would care if the GiW somehow let slip that they thought he didn’t have human intelligence? That they believed him to be nothing but an echo of human life?

It’s not even a question. He would be the most insufferable person in Gotham within the hour. Genuinely nothing could stop him, especially not if Danny was helping jailbreak him from Arkham every time he got caught.

Almost every major road is closed. Every warehouse on the Docks is on fire. Somehow, they managed to color the clouds and smog a bright green.

The natives of Gotham would probably get those anti-ghost laws and acts overturned faster than the Justice League, if only to make the Riddler stop. His traps and games aren’t even lethal at this point (due to Danny’s insistence), but they’re so genuinely annoying that the general population is about to beat the GiW agents to death themselves just to get the Riddler to quit it already.

Also, I think that during this whirl of chaos, the Riddler would become quite fond of Danny.

He’s a bright young boy who’s very fond of wordplay, and inventive enough to keep up with him. Aside from the inevitable crisis of “oh god I’m becoming the bat,” he’d probably be happy to take on Danny as his protégé. Even if the boy won’t let him kill anyone (rude), he’s a terrifying getaway driver and can turn the both of them invisible and intangible, making Arkham escapes a breeze.

Hell, the Riddler would probably be willing to make a false identity for the two of them, just so he could get the boy proper schooling.

(Yes, he thinks that the entire education system is a sham and that he could do much better, but Danny wants to go into aerospace engineering, and the Riddler isn’t one to squander someone’s interest in learning.)

(Also, Echo and Query would find the whole thing hilarious)

[achromatophoric]

Two girls sit around an Ouija board, fingers waiting upon a still planchette.

Bianca: Why is it taking so long to contact one goddamn ghost? It’s not like it’s rocket science!

Wednesday: Wrong.

Bianca: Excuse me?

Enid: *runs up* Babe, Pugsley says we’re clear for launch!

Wednesday: *glares at Ouija board* Hear that? Answer us now—or we fire your remains into low earth orbit.

In response, the planchette snaps into motion, trembling as it begins spelling a reply.

Bianca: 😧

Bianca: What the Hell just happened?

Enid: Rocket séance. Duh!

Bianca:

Bianca: 🤬

[nattikay]

feliz na'vi dad :)

[ratatatastic]

you dont think day 1 cup celebrations cant get any better than dumping the tin can into the atlantic but then erod and senko fill the bowl with apple juice and feed it to the kids together so they can experience the joys of drinking out of the cup so

6.25.24

[the-pest1lence]

Shoutout to my therapist who, after one session, let me rant about tma/tmagp and looked at me dead in the eye and asked, “Do you relate to Jon bc you also feel like everything that happened since x was your fault?”

Miss, I know it’s your job to analyse me but whyyyyyyy

[leapdayowo]

Angst!

Close up and process pieces:

It’s bizarre to think that Loop went from ‘yeah they’re a pretty neat character but not my fav’ to I NEED-I NEED TO SEE THEM IN FICS AND ART! I have a few paintings now of them I’ve done, but have also started a short (ish) comic about them, Siffrin, and the King (post isat)

soooooo, if that sounds neat and if you like my art and want to see behind the scenes stuff, check out my Ko-fi :3 anyone who leaves a tip will see some WIPs and sneak peaks of projects before they get posted

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

[blueteller]

It is finally here~! "Trash Prince and Slacker Pauper" AU!

Story Description:

"In a world where the Red Dragon hatched before Cale Barrow ever had the chance to kill him, a lot of things are different. King Deruth Henituse sits on the throne of the Roan Kingdom, with his firstborn son as the Crown Prince. One day Prince Cale meets Kris, a slightly younger boy nearly identical in appearance to him. So when Cale suddenly vanishes barely three days before he's about to meet his intended finacee, Princess Rosalyn of the Breck Kingdom – with their countries on the brink of war, what is the royal butler Ron to do but hire a doppelganger to pose as the Prince?

(An AU loosely inspired by the Barbie movie "Princess and the Pauper". No ships.)"

@lcfbigbang2024

@ciancy-an @scribbled-fox

[creativenicocorner]

...lately I've been thinking a lot about Susan Sto Helit. Specifically her introduction and farewell in the Discworld series.

About how her introduction in Soul Music is through the eyes of Miss Butts who goes on describing this recently orphaned girl as:

"something frankly unloveable about the child. Academically brilliant in the things she liked doing, of course. But that was just it. She was brilliant in the same way that a diamond is brilliant, all edges and chilliness." *

And then the very last we see of Susan within the Discworld series, is in Thief of Time, ending with... well no matter one's personal opinion of Susan and Lobsang Ludd... the Death series ends with love. ( I could go on a tangent about how each Death book is about some version of Love but thats for another time)

ANYWAY the last we read of Susan is:

"She put the chocolate in her mouth, and shut her eyes. A faint cardboard-y sound made her open them. The lids were lifting on the boxes of stars. They spilled out, and whirled up into the shadows of the cupboard, brilliant against the darkness, a galaxy in miniature. Susan watched them for a while, and then said: "Alright, you have my full attention, whoever you are." At least, that is what she meant to say. The peculiar stickiness of the nougat caused it to come out as: "au-rite ou av my full at-em-ntion." Damn. The stars spiraled around her head, and the cupboard's interior darkened into interstellar black. "If this is you Death of Rats," she began. "It's me," said Lobsang. Tick! Even with nougat, you can have a perfect moment."

It ends with love!! Love for a girl who was described as "something frankly unlovable" we bid farewell to Susan in the series with a Perfect Moment!!

Does this mean anything? Do you see the glimpses of what I'm feeling and barely managing to articulate?!

*Please forgive me if the quotes aren't entirely accurate in terms of punctuation etc, I only have the audio form and transcribed it while listening.

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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl

Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? “200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!”

is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.

Whether you’re looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!

10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You Giggle Together

Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at “kneading” some dough! 🥐

My daughter said she’s a magician — I didn’t believe her, but she “disappears” every time there are chores! ���

Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the “up and up”! 📚

My daughter said she’s going to be famous. I said, “Go ahead, you’re a ‘star-ter’ already!” 🌟

Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has “acute” angle on life! 📐

My daughter told me she’s feeling “punderful” today — I guess she’s really embracing the family “wordplay”! 😊

Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to “grow” her circle of friends! 🌷

My daughter’s favorite color is blue — because she says it’s the color of “pun-sky” days! 🌈

Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because she’s my “pun-kid” at heart! 🥇

I asked my daughter if she’s ready for a great day. She said, “I’m ‘pun-sitive’ I am!” ☀️

Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!

[ambeauty]

Contrary to popular belief, I think s4 being the final season is not necessarily a bad thing. The first season was 8 episodes and they told a complete story. Through their success, they have gotten to expand on that story and the characters throughout the past two seasons, mileage may vary.

For me, next season the important things to touch on is Sydney’s backstory, all of Carmy’s conflict resolutions, and whatever they decide lies ahead for Sydney and Carmy as business partners and hopefully a realization that everything they have felt for each other is on a deeper level than just professional admiration. There is a lot to wrap up but I trust Chris and Joanna will be able to carry this very complex and dynamic story home and stick the landing as they say.

I will forever be grateful to Chris Storer specifically for seeing Ayo, and giving her this star making opportunity. Not only has she been given the opportunity to show range, not just comedic, but dramatic, introspective, ambitious, anxious, talented, intelligent, and discerning. Something we rarely get from Black women leads on television. Also providing her the opportunity to flex her creativity and mentoring her through direction was beautiful to watch and she flourished. Her episode was one of the most highly rated in s3.

What I love about the creatives behind the bear, including (og) cast and crew is that they all recognize the greatness in everyone. They have a genuine respect for each other and what their show represents and what it means to people. I feel they will go to the ends of the earth to support each other and the work they have done together and individually. They really seem like a family despite any perceived mess and drama. I look forward to supporting what they all do when this era comes to an end, celebrating their wins or losses, and how this wild ride concludes.

[knight-of-the-graces]

At about 6:30 this morning I Had A Thought. I am not going to reread this before I post it so I hope it makes sense.

So, we’ve all kind of agreed that superheroes would be celebrities, right? And from my understanding people on the Internet tend to freak out when they see celebrities just out and about, living normal lives.

I propose that there are social media accounts entirely dedicated to sightings of particular superheroes. Like, you send in a photo or an encounter with that superhero and they post/reblog/talk about it, whatever.

(Because DC —and specifically the Batfamily— is my current hyperfixation, I’m imagining it being DC superheroes, but this probably works for Marvel too.)

And the amount of these accounts vary based on the amount of superheroes in that city/area and their popularity, right? So there’s like a hundred accounts with only slight variations for Metropolis all focused on Superman, because he’s Their Only Superhero and they love him for that (usually).

I imagine that these guys are the weirdos of social media, and get made fun of a lot. Nobody really thinks that these sightings are real.

However. There is a guy who canonically stalked his city’s superheroes for most of his life.

Tim definitely had one of these accounts and posted pictures of the Bats, like all the time. And it was when one of these pictures ended up on the news that people outside of these specific communities discovers that these exist and some of them are genuinely accurate about sightings.

They explode in popularity. There are hundreds of these accounts now, all about tracking their city’s superheroes (and occasionally villains).

There are, however, always those that are deemed more reliable. BatWatch has long gone inactive, but there are others like it, and the really good ones can make good money off it, but they’re usually just hobbyists and superfans.

Because he’s my favourite, I’m going to take this opportunity to talk about Red Hood. He was, during his stint as a villain, Gotham’s favourite villain. He doesn’t do the huge schemes designed to kill the whole city to get the Bats’ attention, and he genuinely improves the city and protects the common people, so people generally like him. There’s like a hundred dedicated to his activity, both criminal and not.

There is, like with every other superhero watch, a most reliable one. It’s run by about half an apartment building down in the Narrows, and they always seem to know everything about Red Hood before anybody else.

They call themselves TheNeighborHoodWatch.

[spacebubblehomebase]

(5/6) "R is for Revolutio- No. It's a Reminder." 🧡

Duke Thomas was a Robin. Though never an official one. He was part of a movement that aimed to better their city in the absence of their Caped Crusader. During his time with the other birds however, he learned exactly how the shared title could change countless lives in meaningful ways. Just as he realized that not just ANYONE could BE a Robin, but also that Robin could truly BE there for ANYONE. -Bubbly💙

[lightbulb-warning]

im shaking, im cackli g so much at the artwork

caesar NOT BORINB

fence SHUICHISCUTE

spiral YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

*triumphant trumpet noises*

🎊🎊🎊 !!we have a winner!! 🎊🎊🎊

*there is now confetti everywhere. you'll be finding confetti stuck to your socks for the next few weeks. confetti is what your life has become.*

solved the codes in the draw- here's the prize!