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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter
Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into āCousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousināt Breathe.ā
These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.
From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If youāre all about keeping the mood light and funny, youāll find these puns simply irresistible.
Check out more hilariousĀ punsĀ that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!
Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:
My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ except one is a little nuttier. š„
I told my cousin a joke, and now weāre both in stitches ā talk about thread-y humor! š§µ
What do you call your cousin whoās always hungry? A snack-relative! šŖ
I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now weāre both grounded in knowledge. š
My cousin is my partner in crime ā no bail money needed! š
My cousin is a great listener, especially when itās gossip ā call them the tea-ler! āļø
We didnāt choose each other, but we sure cousināt have it any other way! š„°
Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. š
My cousin says Iām annoying ā I say weāre just annoy-twined! š¤Ŗ
Cousins are like the stars of the family ā they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. āØ
Read:Ā Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousināt Breathe.
#cousin humor#family puns#silly cousin jokes#cousin quotes funny#family gathering puns#cousin love sayings#family joke time#cousin captions#funny family sayings#cousin bonding humor
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Alright, since itās no longer 2 in the morning and my headās a bit clearer, I present to you:
Liminal Riddler
So, not everyone in the DC fandom knows about this, and Iād bet that even less people in the Phandom do, but at one point, the Riddler had cancer. Had, past-tense, because he cured it. With the Lazarus pits.
And yeah, not everyone who gets dipped in the pits has to be liminal, but one would assume that the sudden replacement of a large number of malignant cells throughout the body is gonna do something.
The Riddler already acts quite a lot like a DP ghost in some interpretations anyways. Heās got a strict gimmick that he genuinely canāt part ways with, heās campy and fun, heās incredibly violent, etc.
Also, the way that he would react to this whole thing would be funny as hell.
Do I think the Riddler would really care if the GiW was after him? No. This is Gotham, the government is constantly going after him anyways.
Do I think he would care if Danny was being hunted down by the same people, and his parents were involved? Somewhat. He probably wouldnāt care about Danny specifically, at least not right away, but a young boy running terrified from his own parents would definitely bring back some bad memories, and he would probably give him a hand (if for no other reason than to get back to plotting crimes instead of dealing with childhood trauma).
Do I think the Riddler, whose entire thing is being smarter than everyone else, would care if the GiW somehow let slip that they thought he didnāt have human intelligence? That they believed him to be nothing but an echo of human life?
Itās not even a question. He would be the most insufferable person in Gotham within the hour. Genuinely nothing could stop him, especially not if Danny was helping jailbreak him from Arkham every time he got caught.
Almost every major road is closed. Every warehouse on the Docks is on fire. Somehow, they managed to color the clouds and smog a bright green.
The natives of Gotham would probably get those anti-ghost laws and acts overturned faster than the Justice League, if only to make the Riddler stop. His traps and games arenāt even lethal at this point (due to Dannyās insistence), but theyāre so genuinely annoying that the general population is about to beat the GiW agents to death themselves just to get the Riddler to quit it already.
Also, I think that during this whirl of chaos, the Riddler would become quite fond of Danny.
Heās a bright young boy whoās very fond of wordplay, and inventive enough to keep up with him. Aside from the inevitable crisis of āoh god Iām becoming the bat,ā heād probably be happy to take on Danny as his protĆ©gĆ©. Even if the boy wonāt let him kill anyone (rude), heās a terrifying getaway driver and can turn the both of them invisible and intangible, making Arkham escapes a breeze.
Hell, the Riddler would probably be willing to make a false identity for the two of them, just so he could get the boy proper schooling.
(Yes, he thinks that the entire education system is a sham and that he could do much better, but Danny wants to go into aerospace engineering, and the Riddler isnāt one to squander someoneās interest in learning.)
(Also, Echo and Query would find the whole thing hilarious)
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc prompt#dc x dp prompt#liminal riddler#most annoying mf alive meets entire government agency who decides to insult him within 5 minutes of meeting him#he would rip the GiW to shreds in a week tops#also he didnāt even ask to use the Lazarus pits. very important detail#he found out he was dying and immediately broke into the LOA to dunk himself into the glowing Mountain Dew#the gamer ghost bath water if you will#sometimes a family is a pedantic asshole and his two lesbian henchmen taking care of a half-dead teenager whoās a fan of puns
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feliz na'vi dad :)
#......yeah i'll see myself out#avatar#avatar 2#sully family#jake sully#neytiri#neteyam#kiri#lo'ak#tuktirey#jeytiri#my art#this was originally just gonna be jake and the kids because of the dad pun#but i figured since this was basically my Christmas Artā¢ for the year i should go ahead and add neytiri too#so we got the whole family :)
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you dont think day 1 cup celebrations cant get any better than dumping the tin can into the atlantic but then erod and senko fill the bowl with apple juice and feed it to the kids together so they can experience the joys of drinking out of the cup so
6.25.24
#evan rodrigues#vladimir tarasenko#florida panthers#the family men orchestrating the apple juice cup drinking...#OFC ITS THEM RIGHT#1st cup and this is what we're doing oh hockey gods how do you like em apples pun intended#thing is 130ish years old and its being used a sippy cup#YEAH BABEY#oh we're never getting this thing again are we lmaoooo
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Shoutout to my therapist who, after one session, let me rant about tma/tmagp and looked at me dead in the eye and asked, āDo you relate to Jon bc you also feel like everything that happened since x was your fault?ā
Miss, I know itās your job to analyse me but whyyyyyyy
#she also asked if I relate to Martin#bc of the whole family issues#Iām not gonna tell her about Malevolent yet#I will soon but holy shit-#the magnus archives#tma#magpod#the magnus pod#jon tma#jon sims#jonathan sims#jon the archivist#pest rants#I may talk more about her so I wanna make a tag#but also pun#SO I shall tag this:#therapest#(Iām so sorry)
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Donāt think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#donnie and leoās sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well#same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident#anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesnāt care about physical appearance just if you fight lol#Mikeyās more than happy with friends and family#Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them#leo meanwhile isnāt keen on romance unless itās with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust#I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha#turtle art tag#curious as to what everyone else headcanons#the only one of these Iāll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo#all the others can change over time but I really like where theyāre sitting right now#I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them#went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldnāt find a solid agreed upon version š#ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun#my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT#note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think heās prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum#if that makes sense#headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas#I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd#I drew them all from memory so if thereās anything wrongā¦shhh#and if youāre wondering for April and Splinter#Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic#I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mamaās betrayal hits just a bit harder
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The reason Conner Kent and Tim Drake make such a cute couple is because Tim is a freak and Conner just vibes with it. Tim might be a whacko that occasionally dabbles in stalking, who also has a habit of going absolute batshit crazy when someone he loves dies, and whoās also missing a spleenābut heās Connerās whacko so itās totally fine.
#and you know Konās like so proud of him too#like hell he at family dinner with Kentās and say like wow my boyfriend tried to genetically replicate me in a lab isnāt he smart#or heāll be talking to clark and be like yeah by bf once brought down a global assassin organization and killed thousands isnāt he the best#everyone else is like so caught off guard by how legitimately insane Tim can be but Kon just thinks heās rad#dc#dc comics#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake#tim drake x conner kent#Red Robin#Red Robin x superboy#Red Robin comics#justice league
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It is finally here~! "Trash Prince and Slacker Pauper" AU!
Story Description:
"In a world where the Red Dragon hatched before Cale Barrow ever had the chance to kill him, a lot of things are different. King Deruth Henituse sits on the throne of the Roan Kingdom, with his firstborn son as the Crown Prince. One day Prince Cale meets Kris, a slightly younger boy nearly identical in appearance to him. So when Cale suddenly vanishes barely three days before he's about to meet his intended finacee, Princess Rosalyn of the Breck Kingdom ā with their countries on the brink of war, what is the royal butler Ron to do but hire a doppelganger to pose as the Prince?
(An AU loosely inspired by the Barbie movie "Princess and the Pauper". No ships.)"
@lcfbigbang2024
@ciancy-an @scribbled-fox
#lcfbb#lcfbb24#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf#lout of count's family#tcf fanfic#my writng#barbie princess and the pauper#expect a lot of references and puns based on that old movie
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Contrary to popular belief, I think s4 being the final season is not necessarily a bad thing. The first season was 8 episodes and they told a complete story. Through their success, they have gotten to expand on that story and the characters throughout the past two seasons, mileage may vary.
For me, next season the important things to touch on is Sydneyās backstory, all of Carmyās conflict resolutions, and whatever they decide lies ahead for Sydney and Carmy as business partners and hopefully a realization that everything they have felt for each other is on a deeper level than just professional admiration. There is a lot to wrap up but I trust Chris and Joanna will be able to carry this very complex and dynamic story home and stick the landing as they say.
I will forever be grateful to Chris Storer specifically for seeing Ayo, and giving her this star making opportunity. Not only has she been given the opportunity to show range, not just comedic, but dramatic, introspective, ambitious, anxious, talented, intelligent, and discerning. Something we rarely get from Black women leads on television. Also providing her the opportunity to flex her creativity and mentoring her through direction was beautiful to watch and she flourished. Her episode was one of the most highly rated in s3.
What I love about the creatives behind the bear, including (og) cast and crew is that they all recognize the greatness in everyone. They have a genuine respect for each other and what their show represents and what it means to people. I feel they will go to the ends of the earth to support each other and they work they have done together and individually. They really seem like a family despite any perceived mess and drama. I look forward to supporting what they all do when this era comes to an end, celebrating their wins or losses, and how this wild ride concludes.
#the Bear#sydcarmy#ayo edebiri#Chris storer#I seen some of the wildest takes about this show in the last 24 hours and honestly Iām flabbergasted#Chris is the reason you love the bear#joanna only expanded upon the vision she was provided by him#she adds a heartbeat to a story that could be rather cold#pun intended#but that coldness doesnāt make it a bad thing#it is apart of the story and necessarily to full grasp everything going on with the characters#the Bear is a comedy because life is funny even in its darkest moments#the bear is a love story#the Bear is about family#the Bear is about surviving as a creative in a capitalistic society#itās so many things#what it is not is a cw rom drama with a love triangle at the center and two female characters who are nothing without the male lead#unfortunately we gotta put those swords down it was never that and never gonna be it so sorry
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(5/6) "R is for Revolutio- No. It's a Reminder." š§”
Duke Thomas was a Robin. Though never an official one. He was part of a movement that aimed to better their city in the absence of their Caped Crusader. During his time with the other birds however, he learned exactly how the shared title could change countless lives in meaningful ways. Just as he realized that not just ANYONE could BE a Robin, but also that Robin could truly BE there for ANYONE. -Bubblyš
#spacebubblearts#dc#my art#fanart#robin#duke thomas#signal#dcu#color#practice#hue challenge#orange palette#batfam#bat family#wayne family adventures#webtoon#meta#we are robin#robin wars#comics#this guy was so unhinged#tried to out riddle The Riddler fr#plus that he has these really underrated light powers which is cool as heck in my opinion#gotham#batman#vigilante#superhero#the daylight savior#obscure pun intended#Next Robin is our last so look forward to the complete set! =)
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im shaking, im cackli g so much at the artwork
caesar NOT BORINB
fence SHUICHISCUTE
spiral YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
*triumphant trumpet noises*
ššš !!we have a winner!! ššš
*there is now confetti everywhere. you'll be finding confetti stuck to your socks for the next few weeks. confetti is what your life has become.*
solved the codes in the draw- here's the prize!
#a doodle for thee....#ask maiora#kokichi ouma#drv3 DICE#saiouma#maiora draws#my ācypers are funā agenda is working *rubs evil mittens together*#dice found family#<- that's the hill im dying on#anyway ive decided his name is big red and he has a 7 gimmick because dice puns#i do love how you doubled down on it being āborinbā it made me double check my own code and got me giggling/pos#congrats on being to read shit on tumbr compression quality#ouma kokichi
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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl
Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? ā200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!ā
is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.
Whether youāre looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!
10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You GiggleĀ Together
Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at ākneadingā some dough! š„
My daughter said sheās a magicianāāāI didnāt believe her, but she ādisappearsā every time there are chores! š©
Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the āup and upā! š
My daughter said sheās going to be famous. I said, āGo ahead, youāre a āstar-terā already!ā š
Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has āacuteā angle on life! š
My daughter told me sheās feeling āpunderfulā todayāāāI guess sheās really embracing the family āwordplayā! š
Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to āgrowā her circle of friends! š·
My daughterās favorite color is blueāāābecause she says itās the color of āpun-skyā days! š
Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because sheās my āpun-kidā at heart! š„
I asked my daughter if sheās ready for a great day. She said, āIām āpun-sitiveā I am!ā āļø
Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!
#daughter puns#family jokes#parenting humor#funny daughter jokes#girl puns#family puns#parenting puns#girl jokes#daughter humor#punny parenting
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It plagues me that no one has realized Spy x Family comes out every second-son day.
#am I reading into this too much#maybe#maybe not#you'll never know#spy x family#damian desmond#sxf#anya forger#puns
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I think another funny aspect of putting spn/gravity falls together is that the Pines family is from a blatantly sci-fi genre setting, tormented by an extra-dimensional entity and living in a town created/affected by a UFO crash.. whereas the Winchesters are just straight up targeted by the actual biblical Christian God. no theories, no other dimensions, nothing.
instead of other dimensions, they coexist with other versions of their own world that got scrapped for low entertainment value because their actual biblical Christian God is a megalomaniacal paperback author who writes meta fan fiction about his own OCās instead of raising his childrenāone of which betrayed him, became an honorary Winchester, and took custody of his brother The Actual Biblical Devilās son, who is also an honorary Winchester now,
and also the majority of them are functionally immortal or at the very least cannot stay dead after dying because multiple personifications of The Powers That Be need them to do grunt work for cosmic political battle. which the Pines do not have unfortunately.
Iām losing it but we understand the point Iām making right. Like they are from such fundamentally opposite worlds itās so funny to put them together
#cal.txt#spn#supernatural#gravity falls#tfw2.0#team free will#team free will 2.0#the pines family#jack kline#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#dipper and mabel#stan and ford#media parallels#honestly I think Mabel would have a one sided crush on jack#she cannot stop making Devil puns about it either and he just endures
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#jokes#bad jokes#puns#rainbows#tw prison#incarceration#dad jokes#but my mom sent this in the family group chat so#mom jokes
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Danny and dick being pun-pals
So after danny meets the batfam he's put on a mission with nightwing
By the time they got back they only spoke in puns
Damian was there to greet them when they got back and tried to stab danny resulting in the loss of his sword and one more pun, less than 10 minutes later damian stormed out of the cave ranting
Tim went down to the batcave to avoid alfred forcing him to sleep and came upon they mid pun battle, took 1 look amd decided the wrath of alfred was batter that this
Jason came by to check the newby and by the end of it he was stooting them while danny went intangible and dick showed off his acrobatics
Batman and jazz come to pick the 2 of them up to see 2 pissed of vigilantes
They went down to the batcave where wjen dick and danny saw them looked at eachother screamed "pun police" and ran in separate directions
Jazz proceeded to attempt to coax danny out of the wall
While batman, damian and jason chase dick through the mannor
#danny phantom#fic prompt#daily prompt#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#funny#batman#dc#jazz fenton#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#danny and dick love puns#both their familys hate them for it
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