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punsify1 · 2 months ago
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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl
Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? “200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!”
is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.
Whether you’re looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!
10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You Giggle Together
Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at “kneading” some dough! 🥐
My daughter said she’s a magician — I didn’t believe her, but she “disappears” every time there are chores! 🎩
Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the “up and up”! 📚
My daughter said she’s going to be famous. I said, “Go ahead, you’re a ‘star-ter’ already!” 🌟
Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has “acute” angle on life! 📐
My daughter told me she’s feeling “punderful” today — I guess she’s really embracing the family “wordplay”! 😊
Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to “grow” her circle of friends! 🌷
My daughter’s favorite color is blue — because she says it’s the color of “pun-sky” days! 🌈
Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because she’s my “pun-kid” at heart! 🥇
I asked my daughter if she’s ready for a great day. She said, “I’m ‘pun-sitive’ I am!” ☀️
Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!
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dangeroustaintedflawed · 7 months ago
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pussy from a girl who feeds off of symbolic cannibalism in media
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revelisms · 1 year ago
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These two don't do well in rain 🐀
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ohraicodoll · 2 years ago
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I love that in the Podcast they specifically said they wanted to frame the hospital fight not as this action packed scene, but as sad. Because Joel has completely disassociated. He’s checked out because trauma can do that to a person, let’s you separate what’s happening. They said this is him burning his soul for this one girl. He’s doing what needs to be done in the same way Marlene did but while her focus was humanity, his focus is just Ellie. It’s tunnel vision. He kills anyone who is a threat and even if they drop their weapon, they could change their mind and still shoot him and then Ellie dies. He doesn’t kill the doctor until he becomes a threat by wielding the scalpel.  And them saying Marlene actually signed her death warrant the moment she said “let me go” because it meant she planned to try and survive her wound. There would be a tomorrow and in that tomorrow, she would try and come after them. So of course she had to die because her living meant Ellie wouldn’t be safe. 
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apolloskazoo · 1 year ago
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words cannot express how much I love this photo. they both look so confused,, disgruntled even. I don’t even know why they just have the same look on their faces and I love it. I love that they’re walking around together looking as if the mere existence of everything in their general vicinity is bothering them. they are so father-daughter
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justanintrovertedweirdo · 6 months ago
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Spoilers for the new digital circus episode
THE NEW EPISODE WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! They totally teased us with that Jax angst, but it was still amazing! They better bring back Gumigoo in a future adventure. Man did not deserve what happened to him. He had his entire reality crushed and just when things were going well for him again, he got deleted. And of course it was Pomni who had to get close to him. My poor girl just can't catch a break. ALSO, THEY HAD A FUNERAL FOR KAUFO. THEY HAVE FUNERALS. I AM NOT OKAY. THE ENDING WAS SO FUCKING SWEET MY GOD!!!! POMNI HAS FRIENDS NOW AAUGDKDVAJSG!!! All it took was for her to get trapped in a digital hell hole. Good for her! Also there's a Kinger plush. I must have it. I need to cuddle him.
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fjb-blurbs · 1 year ago
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Kizashi, shocked: I just electrocuted myself...
Kizashi: how shocking.
Sakura: ohm my, how do you feel currently?
Kizashi, grinning: I feel kind of amped.
Sakira, giggling: watt, I can’t hear you.
Kizashi: I said it hertz a lot.
Sasuke: ...are they ok?
Mebuki, calmly: this is normal, they’re fine.
Sasuke, bewildered: but he was jus-
Mebuki: he’s fine. i’d be more concerned if they weren’t making puns.
Source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes
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juliart-107 · 1 year ago
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the fact that juanaflippa and gegg have similar-looking aboveground memorials is weirdly poetic; when juanaflippa died q! charlie lost a part of himself mentally, and when gegg died q! charlie lost a part of himself physically.
what's left? a broken (egg)shell of a man.
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bearsbeetsbeskar · 2 years ago
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Joel this entire episode:
How can I make my daughter laugh, how can I make my daughter happy, is my daughter okay, WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
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rosetyler42 · 2 months ago
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XD Here's an old funny one. Ericka wants to get into Drac and Vlad's punny fun despite being a human, and wants to impress Vlad with her "BAMF" or "Bad-Ass Monsterfucker" pun.
Much to her dismay, Vlad thinks it needs work. XD
@lovelylivelyv @black-ak9 @hotelt-resurrection @serial-serializednovelreader @deathfangirl9 @heartsong1994 @wingingfromthezing @kittyball23 @ebevkisk
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cryptidwithacopiccollection · 11 months ago
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY @original-character-chaos!
Here's the art :D
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+a sketch of the Payne family
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Have awesome day, you are a wonderful friend and an amazing artist! I couldn't ask for a better co-author :]]]]
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thekillingmoonmoon · 4 months ago
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my Roman empire
(credit to Yuji Kaku ofc)
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coffee-cait · 1 year ago
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🐱🍎
sometimes you just gotta draw your oc blorbos for the mental health
[EDIT] lmao i goofed and forgot a few things the first time
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alexiskk · 2 years ago
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Hiiii tlou anon here!! Your works are sooo good and since u asked for Tlou suggestions, I was wondering if you could do a fic where Tommy and Ellie are talking and Tommy reveals that Joel’s ticklish. Which leads to Ellie trying it out of course, and Joel getting revenge on the both of them for messing with him! I look forward to seeing what you’ll write and I’ll probably end up giving you more suggestions in the future. :) -tlou anon
hi anon! this is such a good suggestion, im so glad tlou has brought me back in the mood to write, definitely send more if you have em! Also I backed off on lee!tommy a bit but I hope u still enjoy🫶
word count: uhhh kinda long
❗️tw: shoot/killing a deer, slight mention of blood
also all Joel and Ellie pairings in any of my fics are in a parental/child relationship anything else is gross so pls don’t think I ever mean to cross that boundary. ok thx
Not so Funny Now
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“Damnn El” Tommy blew out an impressed sigh as he looked over in proud amazement at the girl posted with her barrel rested on the tree trunk beside him.
“I guess my brother is good for something, he taught you howda’ shoot like a bat outta hell”
Ellie smirked as she stood up and rested the rifle on her shoulder, almost knocking herself over in the process, but she seemed to play it off successfully. They were both watching the deer Ellie had shot about 20 yards in front of them struggle to regain it’s footing, after all, she had shot it square in it’s neck, so it was only a matter of time before it was down for the count. Lucky for them, the deer only managed to make it a few more yards before not so gracefully plumping back into the snow.
Ellie had found some of her time in Jackson to be restless, as she hadn’t quite found anyone her age that she clicked with quite yet. Tommy especially picked up on this restless energy due to numerous nights of listening to Joel’s complaints about “Too many godamn questions”. So, Tommy thought inviting her on some of the hunting trips would help her blow off some steam, and more importantly, tire her out. Although, he was especially fond of days like today, where the rest of the crew was too busy off with the cattle and stable duties, so he and Ellie had the day left to themselves.
The pair had made their way over to the deer as Tommy began sizing up their catch.
“A buck Ellie not too shabby” He gestured to the pedicles on top of the deer’s head.
“Hey, what can I say, I’m a natural” Ellie had a sarcastic tone as she awkwardly threw up one of her hands while the other stayed securely on the rifle. It was only her 6th or 7th trip out here but she learned to pull her weight, although she couldn’t help but hide a smug smile as she realized this was the biggest deer she’d ever shot.
“No seriously, you gotta great shot kid”
“Awh quit fawnin’ over me Tommy” Ellie held her breath as Tommy paused and slowly looked up at her, to her surprise, he bursted out a chuckled laugh in response to her pun before even she could. He shook his head and looked back to the buck.
“You duhumass help me pull”
Ellie let some of her own laughter escape as she walked towards and placed her hand around an antler while Tommy grabbed the other. They both began dragging it through the snow, leaving a trail of dirt and blood behind them.
“Hey you know what a deers favorite bread is right?” Ellie had her eyes down at the snow in front of her, slightly out of breath from the trek they were making back to the horses.
Tommy smiled as he continued to entertain her gimmicks “Now what might that be?”
“Dude, it’s Sour doe, duh”
While less caught off guard, Tommy still found himself breathing out a few chuckles in response to the teenager’s terrible puns. Ellie of course had a huge grin plastered across her face, this wasn’t the audience she was typically used to.
“What, so you’ve got these memorized?”
“Nah these are my own, but I have plenty memorized from the book if that’s what your looking for.”
The pair dropped the buck as they had finally made it back to their horses. Tommy began preparing one of the horses to carry the load from the day.
“Ah is this that famous joke book i’ve heard so much about?”
“Whatt Joel mentioned the book to you?” Ellie still slightly out of breath looked up from the snow. She knew Joel cared about her, but there were very few days he actually enjoyed the joke book coming out of her pack.
“Just a few times” Tommy smiled with his back to Ellie. He was extremely caught off guard a few weeks ago when Joel had repeated one of the jokes Ellie had told him earlier in the day, he didn’t think he knew how to joke like that anymore.
“Did he also mention he fucking hates joy because I can barely get him to crack with it”
“What he wouldn’t laugh?”
“Barely”
“Yeahh that sounds like my brother”
Tommy gesture for Ellie to help him in loading the buck up onto the horse. They struggled getting it off the ground due to its size, but finally got it up and secured it before they both hopped on to the other horse they brought with them. Tommy gave Ellie the reins of the other horse to lead from the seat behind him and they began their trek back into town.
“ Was he always like that? ya know, all ‘ugh im joel, im tough and grumpy and i hate laughter’” Ellie had he arms flexed inward as she lowered her voice to imitate Joel.
“U-Uh he’s kinda been that way since i can remember kid, although Sarah was one to remind me of how ticklish the bastard is”
Tommy didn’t seem to bat an eye at the statement he just uttered, while Ellie sat in shock behind him.
“W-what did you say?” an astonished grin stayed on her face, this was the best yet most unexpected piece of news she could have asked for. If that asshole won’t laugh at her jokes, she’d just have to find other ways to make him laugh.
“Huh? Oh yeah Joel’s terrible, if he wasn’t so goddamn strong i’d torture em’ everyday just to see the old fucker squirm.” Tommy chuckled as memories of him and his older brother during childhood flooded in n out of his memory.
He then turned around to see a plotting expression on Ellie’s face.
“Hey if your thinkin what I think your thinkin, leave me out of it, heaven forbid he found out I told you”
“Hmm fair enough” Ellie replied and seemed to let it go as her and Tommy mostly sat in silence for the rest of the ride back, but despite his warnings, she couldn’t help but imagine his older brother in stitches, and strength be dammed she was eager to make the old man laugh, any way she could.
With a week an a half gone by, Ellie had practically forgotten her whole plans to make Joel laugh. Between hunting trips, chores around the stables, and helping out Maria, there was no real time for her to even think about it. But, it happen to be a rare lazy Sunday for both her and Joel, with neither of the having duties to attend to today. Although in the Miller house, there was no such thing as a “lazy day”, as Joel found himself up underneath the kitchen sink while Ellie, of course, found herself perpetually bothering him.
“So what is it your trying to do?”
Joel sighed, “ For the 4th time kid, the pipe is leakin’ and I can’t figure out why it ain’t workin’ when I fixed this shit 2 weeks ago.” Joel let out a frustrated grunt as he attempted to turn a wrench on the pipe letting out a perpetual drip every few seconds. Although the frustration in his voice was mostly from annoyance from Ellie’s constant pestering.
“I thought contractors were supposed to be good at this kinda stuff.” Ellie stood with her arms crossed, onlooking Joel as he had himself wedged up with most of his upper body underneath the sink and head lamp on to light his view of the pipe.
Joel sighed once again. “This is plumbing, not contractor stuff”
“Oh, so you just suck at plumbing?”
“Would you just—just go find something else to do” Joel didn’t even break eye contact with the pipe, he was just done with Ellie’s constant nagging, especially on what was supposed to be his day off.
Ellie rocked back and forth on her heels.
“Alright, but just remember you asked for this” she rushed over to her backpack that laid on the couch to pull out a beaten up copy of No Pun Intended: Volume Too. She then rapidly flipped the pages as she walked back into the kitchen to join Joel once again.
“Hey Joel, why shouldn’t you trust stairs?”
Joel muttered under his breath “Here we fucking go again”
Ellie didn’t dare wait for a proper response.
“Because their always, up to something!” Ellies over exaggerated response to the joke left her with a huge grin on her face, but she was getting nothing from Joel except grunts from his fight with the kitchen sink, so her attempts must continue.
“Ok ok, you’ll like this one. I used to hate facial hair. But thennnnnn it grew on me!” She once again ended in her iconic cheeky grin, but Joel was already exhausted of her none sense two jokes in.
“Ellie, this is actually worse than torture, just-please go make yourself busy elsewhere” His half joking half absolutely serious tone seemed to discourage Ellie’s spirit a bit, but something clicked in her as he spoke, and that devious plotting expression returned to her face.
Ellie, being the spitfire that she is, took no consideration into what the consequences of her actions would be, but as she inched closer and closer to Joel, the only thoughts in her head was how much fun she was about to have.
“Geez talk about torture Joel, i think you might onto something”
She had finally positioned her self right next to Joel’s body underneath the sink and that’s when she attacked.
“Ellie what the hell are yoUOHC-”
She dove her hands around the thighs of the man wedged up underneath the sink. She could barely get a good grip with his thick work jeans getting in the way, but she managed her best to squeeze right above both of his kneecaps as hard as she could. Joel caught his words and incoming laughter in his mouth and managed to swallow them all, leaving only awkward grunts to escape him. His legs began to twitch, trying to fight off the teen with her hands wrenched around his legs. He began to attempt to scoot out from underneath the sink to properly defend himself when Ellie decide to switch her tactics.
“You lihitle sHiHIHIT DOHONT-”
Panicking after seeing Joel’s initial response, Ellie dove her hands into his sides and she soon began to smile. With his head in close proximity to the pipe, Joel couldn’t risk any aggressive moves escaping from underneath the sink, but luckily for Ellie this also meant he could escape the onslaught of tickles she was dealing him at the moment. Ellie’s smile only grew as she now realized just how ticklish Joel was, watching as his stiffened grunted outbursts began to turn into actual resentful laughter under her touch. He even attempted to push Ellie away with what little strength he had at this point, but Ellie was quite quick, repositioning herself up and around the man to never get caught. From what Tommy had told her, she knew there was no one way she could give Joel a break without him retaliating, so she had her hands digging into the old man at super sonic speed, probably only worsening the experience for Joel himself.
“You motherfucker why don’t you laugh at my jokes like this?”
“Y-YoHoUH ASAHASS”
“That’s nhot an answer Joel!”
Joel could simply not handle the torment from Ellie. Being pinned as well as completely caught off guard caused the man to begin to succumb to the electrified touch of Ellie, each poke and kneed into the man’s sides causing a wheezing laugh that would occasionally break out into genuine giggles when he couldn’t tough it out any longer.
Ellie found herself giggling along side him, she had never seen Joel quiet this joyful, and there was no way in hell she’d ever let him forget this.
Joel in his fight against his sensitivity took a calculated swipe at Ellie, in a panicked response she threw her hands underneath the man’s arms to which his body responded with jerks and jolts as he-
Dung
“Oho shihitttt”
Ellie’s smile slowly faded as put an abrupt stop to her torture and scooted a few feet back on the floor as the man underneath the sink was now completely vertical and rubbing the side of his head with his hand after obliterating it into the pipe he was working on, which unfortunately, was still dripping in a rhythm. They both sat in a tense silence. Ellie unaware how badly she might have hurt Joel, didn’t know how to comfort or even help him at this point.
After what felt like years, Joel began to slowly pull himself up and out from underneath the sink, scoffing or grunting with pain with each heavy movement until finally slumping his upper body up against the lower cabinets. With his hand burying his face, even though Ellie was facing him their was no way to tell just how hurt, or more importantly for Ellie, just how angry he was. The pair sat facing each other on the kitchen floor, continuing their tense silence until Ellie just couldn’t take it any longer.
“Hey, Joel i-i’m real sorry I didn-”
“Could y-you j-just grab some ice” Joel cut her off more gruffly than usual, but he didn’t look up or move his hand.
“Y-yeah of course ” Ellie had a doe-like expression on her face as she scurried to her feet and grabbed a pack of ice from the freezer. She feared she may have pushed too far.
She knelt down next to him and he gestured for her to place it against the right side of his head and she obliged. Ellie watch as Joel went to take it from her hand when all of a sudden, he jerked to grab her wrist instead.
“hEYA-UH!”
Im what seemed like miliseconds, Joel whipped the teen by her wrist around him, grabbing her other arm and whipping himself around in order to place her firmly up against the cabinets where he once sat. He then grabbed her upper biceps as if he was to hold her in place there.
“ WHAt the fuck Joel I thought you were fucking hurt!” Ellie’s genuinely shocked and angry tone was followed by kicking and attempts at squirming away but Tommy was unfortunately right, that asshole is way too strong.
“What the hell do you think your doing-g-gettin’ on me like that?” Joels tone was stern but he seemed to stumble over his words a bit, almost as if he was a bit embarrassed over his vulnerability with Ellie just minutes prior.
Ellie still frustratedly trying to shake Joel’s hands off her to no avail replied.
“Well you’re such a grump how the hell else am I supposed to get you to- i dunno have fucking joy?” After she finished her sentence she slowly brought her struggles to a stop and look up with that memorable cheeky grin.
“You gotta admitttttt it was prehettty fuhunny Johoel ” She sillily shook her shoulders back and forth as she giggled at the recent memories of Joel in stitches underneath the sink.
For some reason, it never registered in Ellie’s silly little brain that Joel would try to get her back somehow. The pair didn’t have much of a history of physical touch in their relationship so Ellie was half expecting a lecture on how just how unsafe what she just did was. After all, other than that one incident in the bunks with Riley, she couldn’t even remember the last time she was tickled.
At this point in time however, Joel’s embarrassment was currently being used for fueling his rage towards the rascal he was holding up against the cabinets, and a disapproving frown began to slip at the edges as Joel developed his own plotting expression. Ellie watched him, still giggling but an inherent sense of panic began flooding her senses, for she knew nothing good could come of this look.
Joel sighed and shook his head.
“Yeahh kid maybe it was, but not nearly as funny as this is about to be.”
Joel let go of his grip on Ellie’s arms to dig his hands into her stomach, to which she responded with a flurry of giggles pouring out of her mouth.
“jOHOHEHEHEL”.
Ellie doubled over as Joel’s hands kneeded at her stomach and sides, there was little strength in her to push the oaf’s hands away and even if their was, Joel had no plans of stopping anytime soon.
“OkOKAHOKAAHAY NOHO ENOUGAHA YOUHU DIHIHICK”
There was constant routine of Sarah ending arguements or fights by leaping onto her father and tickling him until he gave in, it was one of the only things she could hold over his head. Joel obviously let her, he saw how happy it make her to see him loose his mind over her hands squeezing into his ribs. But in the Miller household, revenge is always in order, and just like Sarah giggling absurdly on the couch from Joel’s attacks, Ellie now found herself doing the same on the kitchen floor.
“ IHI CAHAHNAHT” She could barely get the words out in between the laughter as she was curling herself up into a ball on the floor. Joel’s hands were now squeezing at rapid speeds, all the way up to her armpits and all the way down to her hipbones. Ellie’s eyes where glued shut and snickers and snorts began escaping her as all her strength had run out.
“Nohot so funny now kid huh?” Joel’s grin was cheekier than ever, he loved to see Ellie this giggly, this was her childishness at 100%.
“IHIHI DIHE AHAHA JOEHEHAEL”
Ellie was almost wheezing at this point, Joel had began attacking her knees the same way she did him, where she felt each squeeze jolt throughout her-
Creakkkk-Slam
Tommy looked with wide eyes at the pair on the floor as shut the front door behind him. He had brought over beers for Boggle night at the Miller household when he saw the sight of a giggly Ellie still curled up in a ball as well as his brother, who had stopped his torture and was now giving his brother a stern look.
“You got somethin’ to say to me?” Joel asked his brother with a knowing look at Ellie and then back to him. He was also rubbing Ellies back at this point as she continued to sputter out a few stray giggles, but he had a slight inclination that Ellie didn’t just decide to attack him on her own terms.
Tommy gulped as he walked in slowly and placed the drinks on the table. He took a step back, never breaking eye contact with his brother.
“Uhh Nope”
In blur, Tommy bolted out of the kitchen and sprinted up the stairs. Joel red with anger immediately got to his feet and followed close after.
“GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE”
Ellie finally pulled herself up from the floor as she heard a thud, followed by muffled manly giggles from upstairs.
So much for a lazy Sunday.
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lovecolibri · 8 months ago
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Awwww, Chirp's daughter is named Phillipa, but she calls her "Peep"? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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irregularbillcipher · 1 year ago
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woe! cringy absolutely-not-canon-to-my-fic fankid be upon ye
(aka, i'm still going through old art files, found a character design experiment from like a year back and decided to touch her up)
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