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Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Daughter Puns That Show Just How Much You Adore Your Girl

Looking for a way to celebrate the joy of having a daughter with a side of laughter? “200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!”

is just what you need. From sweet and sassy wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection will capture the heart of any proud parent or daughter.

Whether you’re looking to brighten her day, share a giggle, or just enjoy some light-hearted humor, these puns are the perfect pick-me-up. Check out more clever puns that will have you laughing together in no time!

10 Daughter Puns That Will Make You Giggle Together

Why did the daughter get a job at the bakery? She was great at “kneading” some dough! 🥐

My daughter said she’s a magician — I didn’t believe her, but she “disappears” every time there are chores! 🎩

Why did the daughter bring a ladder to school? She heard her grades were on the “up and up”! 📚

My daughter said she’s going to be famous. I said, “Go ahead, you’re a ‘star-ter’ already!” 🌟

Why does my daughter love math class? Because she always has “acute” angle on life! 📐

My daughter told me she’s feeling “punderful” today — I guess she’s really embracing the family “wordplay”! 😊

Why did the daughter start a gardening club? She wanted to “grow” her circle of friends! 🌷

My daughter’s favorite color is blue — because she says it’s the color of “pun-sky” days! 🌈

Why does my daughter always laugh at my jokes? Because she’s my “pun-kid” at heart! 🥇

I asked my daughter if she’s ready for a great day. She said, “I’m ‘pun-sitive’ I am!” ☀️

Read: 200+ Daughter Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Call Her Your Best Pun!

[cicadako]

Reading etiquette

[arttsuka]

augustus gets transferred to the new york museum

augustus: (wearing a shirt saying "New York Or Bust!") "get it? because i'm a bust?"

jed and octavius: *groans*

Jed is rubbing off on him

[bibbumblebee]

I know we’ll probably never get any information on Phoenix’s parents, but I refuse to believe his mom is named anything other than Miranda.

Miranda Wright.

[glitterfiasco]

"There was a boy called Eustace Winner, and he almost deserved it. His parents called him Eustace and masters called him Winner. I can’t tell you how his friends spoke to him, for he had none." 

[bob-artist]

Y'all, meet my new friend Jabba the Butt 🎉

And what does that make his lady friend?

Princess Leia Couple Eggs

[xshrimpcake]

Nearl is Zima’s instructor but she makes terrible dad jokes.

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 30

Ellie has been vibing in Gotham with the bats. She knows their identity and they know hers. She’s been unofficially adopted. She won’t give up her last name and seemingly doesn’t exist so he can’t do it legally.. yet.

All of them think she ran away from her family. They are very concerned with her relationship with her brother. She’s saying things about how he forced her to leave, taunting foes about how her brother hits harder, called her unstable and so forth. Not to mention the lack of education and lack of social knowledge. She didn’t even know about stranger danger. They just have a bad view on the whole family.

She never explained he sent her away after a close call with the GIW (she remembers getting dragged into the van unable to escape), he trained her to fight better, he gave up a part of his core to stabilize her, and did everything he could to keep her safe. Ellie had not disclosed she’s a clone and has no intention of it.

One day when she’s out on patrol she spots Danny. As he’s human she detransforms to tackle hugs him properly. It’s dark out and she doesn’t notice the bags or pain in his eyes until she’s on him.

The way he stumbled back and the dried blood on his shirt didn’t bode well. Danny just kinda smiles at her and snaps a bracelet on her. She can feel the sudden loss of her powers.

Danny tells her while she had a close call he had the full call. The Giw had found a way to trace his core and it was leading them to Gotham despite having him locked up. The GIW naturally assumed they didn’t have the real phantom.

Danny explains everything too quickly for her to process. It’s not even until her feet are frozen to the ground in an alley hidden away does she realize what’s going on.

She can’t see it but hears the GIW catch him. Hears them call his scum and the shots. Hears the cheer when he was shot down and the engine of a vehicle zooming away.

All while the bats have been looking for Ellie. She just keeps turning invisible on patrol and ditching them. Not to mention they haven’t gotten any com/tracker to work due to her ghostliness. By the time they do she’s sitting in an alley in a puddle of water seemingly in shock.

It’s only then do they get the full story.

When Danny wakes up he expected to be stranded to a table again. Not in a room attached to medical equipment with freshly treated wounds and Ellie sitting besides him.

[bamsara]

does lamb have an actual name? does YOUR lamb have a name?

Canonically the lamb is just called 'The Lamb' but everyone and their mother was calling them 'Lambert' and "Lambi' and "Lamboo' on the steam forums so I picked one of those

I think it'd be pretty funny if Lamb had an actual name at some point but either forgot it, was never given one in the first place, or those plus people started calling them Lambert/Lambi/Lamboo and they just never stopped others and started responding to it

[shawolsos]

[yelling wildly from a raised platform]: ALICENT HIGHTOWER HAD EVERY RIGHT TO GO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING APESHIT WHEN SOMEONE CUT OUT HER SON'S EYE

[mxwhore]

family doodles from the lab ♡

[a-flaming-idiot]

Chat Noir ordering in the Dupain-Cheng Bakery: "Could I get an apple FURitter? Your baking is just too PURfect to resist, mouse~" Multimouse, balancing the to-go-bag on her head: "For you, it's on the mouse."

[witchzvamp]

for this week's episode i don't have a lot to say, but let's fucking go:

toey and q need to talk, actually talk; and toey should respect q's time, give the man a break jesus!!! not just bc he took the initiative to ask you to eat with him means everything is fine...

i hat show the only feeling toey though that q could possibly have is anger, bc he can't be hurt about what happened, he can't feel betrayed about it, right?

they made my boy matt pay for six (or seven?) drinks, and they didn't even take a sip of it, that pissed me off

i liked how fang described liking someone, how and why he likes tan (this was to shut up those who were criticizing my and tan's man last week, a bunch of idiots);

oh phum need to use words, he's making everything to read and act on his little crush on peem, but he need to use words... while he's has this ability to read people and show how he feels through acts (taking pictures of peen because he's looks adorable, he is so loser omg), peem seems like he needs a verbal affirmation to finally act how his own feelings (he asking to phum repeat what he said)

OH!!! phum goes to his house, where are their father??? since last week i can't stop thinking about heir father, where is he? their mother died? where is she? have a behind photo that maybe is phumpeem eating with phum's parents but i could be wrong, could be peem's parents too

the photo in question 👆

i want more chainpun! i so want to see more of their story!!

pun is so beautiful my baby boy who could never do any wrong (yeah he signed up his friends to a camp without their consent but look at his face, he can do whatever he wants)

THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED LOOK AT THEM 🥺

are you jealous sir?

i love my boys and will defend them of everything!! i literally cried with this entire scene like what do you mean they're all just good friend 🥺

i particularly think the best scenes are the ones where they are all together being happy!! also the way peek talked about how he feels when he's with his friends oh god i couldn't read the subtitles because i was crying 🥺🥺

a visual representation of me watching (most of) this week's episode

i will not talk about kluen bc i don't want to and i still want to see what my boy have going on (besides falling in love at first sight with the boy you smacked in the head thinking it was your friend and him making you pay for his drink of course)

i'm going to end this post by saying that: pun is so beautiful! like look at him he's my beautiful beautiful baby

[mooniety]

the hc that susie & bandana dee have this parent-child dynamic will never die in my heart, i imagine that ever since they met for the kirby battle royale trailer they've just had this sort of friendship

like i imagine susie would cut & peel him apple slices, pack him lunch with all his favorite foods, provide him spare change in case of an emergency, celebrate his successes no matter the size, excessively worry about whether he's wearing enough/had enough sleep/eating well, or provide him guidance if he's struggling with something --generally things that are similar to how a parent would care for their child (this is from the perspective of someone from an east asian cultural context where some of these actions that appear odd are very conventional ways of displaying affection from parents)

it's cute & she does these things because she can see a lot of herself in bandana dee (the girlfailure) & wants him to have the opportunity for, if not a normal, then at least a happy & safe(r) childhood unlike the one she got

god forbid she watch him fight some newly arisen ancient godly entity with kirby the third time today.

[deus-ex-mona]

sena 🤝 yujiro

older siblings (who see themselves as unreliable) who look out for and love their (relatively aloof) younger siblings unconditionally

[bamboo-bees]

I guess Samatoki just doesn’t spa-ghet-ti it 🤷‍♀️🍝