#schnozmo cosma

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Their Christmas family dinners are probably a blast

[edergtz]

Based on a Gravity Falls scene

I HC that Papa Cosmo is the type of dad that is just nervous all the time and ended up being kinda traumatized thanks to Cosmo’s weird baby magic. He also had like thousands of baby books that he tried to consult and never worked (kinda how Peri always checks Da Rules)

Extra: other HC, his name is Orion, and Mama Cosma's is Mint (i'm not original sorry)

[lovelywayniac]

Some more suggestions!

PLEASE WATCH THE NEW SERIES WHEN ITS AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING, THE FINALE KILLED ME AN I NEED MORE 💗😭💗😭💗

[oatliker]

been drawing him a lot these days

[spoiledmiyilk]

This ship is so random but I ended up loving it 😔

[curi0uscreature]

* Duality of my Swaps

[myehm228]

пов когда уауауа

[butchlesbiancosmo]

the family drama between the Cosmas and the Fairywinkles is a disaster in general but I think out of all of them, Schnozmo has the healthiest relationship by far with Cosmo and Wanda which is kind of funny since he’s most likely the only convicted felon. he’s the only one getting invited on the holidays, ugly homemade sweater and everything

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

it’s a shame we didn’t get to see more Schnozmo I want to know more about that fucker

is. is this anything. I bet he and Mama Cosma had a very strained relationship.

[nalooksthrough]

Something that always suck out to me about Schnozmo that I have yet to see anyone mention is just how much of a glutton the man is.

He dine and dashed at a sushi restaurant. Hiding out at his brother's godkid's house to avoid paying.

He than raided said Godkid's fridge. Eating a sandwich and a donut before taking a bunch of junk and leaving.

And then only a few minutes later he started roasting a whole ass pig for himself. To eat.

Cosmo was literally going to give him a whole ham leg before he found out he was lying.

Literally insane. Why do you need that much food my guy??

[renumuro]

Happy Birthday Green Dove

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

I made family dynamics idk

I just think their family is unique okay

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

I don’t know how to explain it, but I had this in a vision. Anyways Blonda is a lesbian and Schnozmo is a gay man and they totally gossip to each other about their past relationships and/or hookups. They go to gay clubs together and just get into sibling like high jinx. Idk I just need headcanons of them. okay bye!!

[passionmaterial]

Yall I cannot wait for yall to see My Design For ANW Schnozmo he.looks. amazing.

[starlover2]

More HCS because my FOP hyperfixation kicked into overdrive

Re-names Schnozmo's actual name is Sagittarius in my au, Anti-Schnozmo's name is Oberon(No way in hell am I typing out the name backwards) Blonda's actual name is Wendy Bc Wendy and Wanda sound great together Goldie Goldenglow's new name is Amber Sunsprite, I don't like the og name so

More Orion/Omsoc

Orion and Oberon's relationship is like Mufasa and Scar, like "Oh I should practice my curtsy.." "Do not turn your back on me, Oberon!" "OH no Orion. Maybe you shouldn't your back on me" Furious cat growling and hissing "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" "Temper, temper.. I wouldn't dream of challenging you"

Since regular Schnoz/Sagittarius is an evil conman with a fake nemesis, I pretty much went: What if Oberon is also an evil conman but is actually a threat and has enemies Oberon actually tried to kill Orion via hitmen multiple times and Orion has scars bc of them. And he knows its his brother behind them Oberon thinks Irep is the only good thing to come from Orion bc the little shit caused so much chaos the day he was born Irep on the other hand hates him

Orion is not only the king of the dark fae but also a historian. And he searched every nook and cranny to restore any dark fae history that was unbiased and thought to be lost to time Once he was able to restore enough of it, he decided to teach the next generation of dark fae himself, and it obviously includes his son And unlike Ms. Powers, Orion makes sure his son feels included Irep He eventually warmed up to the idea of taking over the Realm of the Fae as a family, and his father making him feel included contributed to that

[heloflor]

Out of curiosity, do you have any headcanons on Cosmo’s father before he died? I think in one of your posts, you said he was kind of an enabler? I haven’t seen that in other people’s works, so I found that interesting

While I do have headcanons about his relationships with his family (so wife and sons) which I’m going to share here, I unfortunately don’t really have any ideas about more personal stuff, as in what kind of person he was, what was his job if he had one etc. Papa Cosma as I call him is a character I simply don’t care enough to put much thoughts on. I’m basically fridging this man.

That being said yeah I do have some ideas for his relationships with his family so here it is! (1.2k words below)

Starting with Mama Cosma, as you say I did mention him being an enabler. Thing is, I see the two of them as remaining married up until Papa Cosma’s death. And given the kind of person Mama Cosma is I don’t see ways for them to be “happily” married unless Papa Cosma tried to justify his wife’s behavior.

Now there could be other ways to look at it but I’m not the biggest fan of those. For example you could say Mama Cosma hid her true nature until his death but given they were possibly together for thousands of years, and since she has no issues showing who she is to everybody else, I don’t see this happening.

Likewise there’s the possibility of him being scared of her and only staying for the kids, with Mama Cosma possibility threatening him due to having the strongest magic and the means to take everything in the divorce, but this idea makes me a bit uncomfortable. Also I don’t really see why he would still accept to sleep with her enough times to have a second child if he hated her/was afraid of her.

So yeah, the way I see it Papa Cosma genuinely loved his wife and as a result had a tendency to excuse her behavior, even if he himself often had to walk on eggshells around her. He would for example say that her angry outbursts aren’t that bad, that maybe Schnozmo should make less noise if he wants to avoid getting yelled at, that she’s a sweetheart when she’s in a good mood. Basically the usual enabler stuff.

Tbh the fact Papa Cosma doesn’t realize just how bad the situation is would very likely be indicative that he didn’t grow up in the healthiest environment, so I guess you could add this to how his personal life was? Maybe he had abusive parents which led him to normalize this kind of behavior, hence why he married someone like Mama Cosma? 🤔

So overall, the relationship between the Cosma parents wasn’t exactly healthy, with Mama Cosma running the show with very limited push-back from her husband. Hell maybe Papa Cosma would draw the line at physical abuse (including using magic for physical abuse), which Mama Cosma barely uses anyways, hence why she could get away with the verbal abuse her husband didn’t call her out for. And if she did physically abuse Schnozmo, she’d do it behind Papa Cosma’s back, and if the kid says something she’d justify/downplay her actions, which her husband would buy.

Now Papa Cosma’s relationship with Schnozmo would be a bit more complicated. Thing is, I see Papa Cosma as the more involved parent and I could definitely see him as a very loving father, but also he lets his wife get the final say in a lot of things including their son being grounded for trivial reasons. The most he could do would maybe be to shorten some of those groundings, or if some of said groundings have to do with Schnozmo being forced to skip a meal, he’d still bring his son some food “in secret” (not sure how secretive it would be, maybe Mama Cosma just wouldn’t care that much about whether or not the kid eats when grounded, just as long as she doesn’t have to see his face at the moment).

So I think their relationship would be a mixed bag. Papa Cosma is the more involved and loving parent so Schnozmo would be closer to him, but at the same time he’d be frustrated by the way his father lets his mom get away with everything. Though at a younger age Schnozmo would probably blame his mom for it, thinking his dad’s just a happy idiot for not noticing anything’s wrong. But had Papa Cosma lived longer, Schnozmo probably would have still ended up acting out for attention as a teen, becoming a con artist and cutting contact with both of his parents. He was definitely more forgiving of his father’s shortcomings as a child due to seeking out any form of affection from a parental figure, but as an adult he wouldn’t let it slide.

Also writing this down is making me realize that I’m basically making Schnozmo be more like his mom, having her wit and manipulation, while Cosmo is more like his dad, having a bigger heart and being naive. Not sure how Cosmo having more in common with his dad would play out in how his mom and brother treat him though. Like this could definitely be one of the reasons why Mama Cosma is like thatTM, but I don’t know how Schnozmo would be influenced by it when interacting with Cosmo. At the very least Schnozmo would have a similar “happy idiot” mentality towards Cosmo growing up, given what we see in his episode.

Speaking of Cosmo, I feel like the main thing Papa Cosma felt about him was concern. He was not expecting an overpowered baby, and being the magically weakest member of this family didn’t help. This man was just not equipped to deal with such a powerful baby, which could explain why the one flashback we have of him in the show features both him and Mama Cosma looking after Cosmo.

On that note, Mama Cosma seems like someone who loves babies so from Cosmo’s birth she likely was the one mainly taking care of him, as in she wanted to take care of him and was being possessive about him so her husband kept his mouth shut and let her have it. That doesn’t mean Papa Cosma didn’t bond with Cosmo, he absolutely did and loved his baby, it’s just that Mama Cosma was spending more time with Cosmo, and the fact she was slightly more able to handle the kid (not by much tough) helped.

Tbh maybe during that short time between Cosmo’s birth and the fly incident, Papa Cosma was spending more time with Schnozmo since Mama Cosma was basically ignoring him to focus on her new baby, both because baby and because op magic. This could be a reason why Papa Cosma’s death impacted Schnozmo, as he felt like he lost the one adult he could rely on just as said adult was being a better parent.

But yeah, in the end Papa Cosma loved Cosmo and spent time with him whenever he could, preferably with his wife around to help with Cosmo’s unstable magic, but his time with his baby was short-lived. Had he been around longer, I feel like Mama Cosma would have been less clingy of Cosmo since she had her husband for that, especially given that Cosmo was able to put some boundaries (ditching her to get married).

I do wonder if maybe Cosmo’s childhood might have been a bit easier, if only because Papa Cosma would be better at comforting him (and meaning it) than his wife. Like Papa Cosma would have wanted to help Cosmo with his magic but unlike his wife wouldn’t see his son as the problem.

On top of that Cosmo probably wouldn’t have cut contact with his mom, if only so he can still interact with his dad. Idk I feel like once married Cosmo might try to hint to his dad that maybe staying with Mama Cosma isn’t the smartest choice. Schnozmo maybe tried to tell him as well but gave up quickly enough. Then again Cosmo can be pretty naive and not realize just how bad his mom is, and who knows maybe Mama Cosma would have been more fine with Cosmo getting married, though she’d probably still make a lot of passive-aggressive comments.

So yeah, that’s all I’ve got for Papa Cosma. Hope it’s enough!