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lethality-of-dual-strike · 12 hours ago

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something silly to help me cope with cramping

#fairly oddparents #fop hp #fop head pixie #oc art #don't take this too seriously I'm having fun #is HP cis? trans? depends on my mood #ANYWAY here's Neo i forgot i haven't posted him here just twitter #neo is my sona who's half pixie - Cup1d and S@nderson are my dads and i occasionally self ship with ir3p and p3ri #the rumor come out: does HP is PREGNANT?!?!?!!#my art #HP doesnt need to know that i desire him carnally (for SOME inexplicable reason)#twitter doesnt need to know that either that's just for ME and BESTIE to know

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 1 day ago

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period has been kicking my fucking ASS today I’m gonna project my cramps onto juandissimo

#I need to CARVE OUT MY UTERUS #GET IT OUT OF HERE #KILLING MYSELF #I didn’t ASK FOR THIS #I DIDNT ASK TO BE MADE #cosmo wanda I wish for you to trans my gender #real shit it’s like getting my insides scraped by Wolverine #or a melon baller #just depends on the day

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IM SCREAMING IM YELLING IM ABIHT TO EXPLODE 🎉 IM SOBBING PLEASE OLEASE PLEASE IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

HAIIII @lethality-of-dual-strike I have pixie postings for a few of your freaks ‼️‼️

((Ur freaks and 2 of mine self indulgently HEHEHEHE

I was gonna just scribble out Neo a warmup but I got carried away I LOVE ALL UR GUYS SO MUCHHH THWYRW ALL SO CUTIE PATOOTIE TO ME 🩷🩷🩷

My fatass lizard Norm is also in approval of neo 👍🩷

#JORTS PLEASE YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY #HELP ME HELPPPPPOO #YOU DREW THEM ALL SO WELL IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW #THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!!!! MY GUYS!!!! IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!#THNAK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUU #did you know that I would DIE FOR YOU #you art style is EVERYTHING TO ME #THIS IS BEST THING EVER IM GONNA EXPLODE #DUDE #DUDE DUDE DUDE #I would DIE and KILL FOR YOU #the pixies have a PROBLEM they can’t stop having gay sex in the office #AUGH IM STILL FREAKING IUT #LOOK AT MY LITTLE GUYS (and my big guy) AAAAAAAAA #how did you know that Pearce and Rossi were my favs of my pixies #THE WAY YOU DREW NEO HAS ME WEEPING #you NAILED IT DUDE #DUDE IM GONNA BE GEEKING OUT OVER THIS ALL DAY #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa #((Neo is like his other dad Cupid he doesn’t like to wear shoes HEGSHSJDJJE))#he looks PERFECT #IM GONA CRY #AUAGAGSGSHSHSJSJJD #I can’t get over this you NAILED THEM PERFECTLY #THATS EXACTLY HOW NEO LOOKS IN MY MIND AUGH YOU GOT HIS BODY TYPE PERFECTLY #excuse me gonna go EXPLODE now #MY PIXIESSSSSS #THOSE ARE MY PIXIES ‼️‼️‼️‼️#how can I ever repay you I’m WEEPING

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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good things will happen ��

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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you know if you think about it, fairies, anti-fairies, and pixies are all just on different parts of the autism spectrum

#fairly oddparents #fop #fop fairies #fop pixies #fop anti fairies #I’m saying this as an autistic person this is not meant to be mean #it just makes sense #no i will not elaborate #if you know you know #hsdfgshsjdhd

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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Dream blunt rotation

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Nightmare blunt rotation

#these are all SO accurate it’s insane #I’m cackling #I was between negaduck and mark beaks but I chose negaduck

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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also after rewatching Fairy Idol I was still considering that HP isn’t a full pixie. before I thought it would be funny if he was part fairy (even distantly) but then the lawn gnomes appeared and rapped about not being pixie. and those guys have the exact same body type as HP

#fairly oddparents #fop hp #fop head pixie #what is bro yappin about #I don’t know but I had a great time watching the episode regardless #it would be so funny to me if he wasn’t a full pixie #no i will not elaborate #not in a mean way though. my sona is half-pixie cause I’m mixed #that’s why I blast cup1d with the pinoy beam to make him Filipino like me #it IS funny how square pixies are even the guards #and then you have HP aka mf CONE DOME over here #wait are the lawn gnomes fucking RACIST?!#I’m baked don’t take me seriously #we Already know that jorgen and a lot of fairies totally ARE racist to other magical beings like anti-fairies #lawn gnomes said we don’t species mix fuck the pixies we are NOT those guys

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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the pixies in Fairy Idol for some reason: aaawwww I was hoping that the gay fairies would win if our boy Sanderson couldn’t :(

#fairly oddparents #fop sanderson #fop pixies #fop cupid #fop juandissimo #I’m dying why did they react like this #personally like cupid and Sanderson’s performance #Juandissimo just made me go ‘put those AWAY’ when he was singing and ripping his shirt off #I GENUINELY LOVED SANDERSONS RAP OKAY #he should have WON #the judges for this fairy idol thing piss me off #what do you MEAN you’re scared after Sanderson rapped FUCK YOU #he whipped out some serious beats you COWARDS #no shade to norm of course I love ‘gimme the wand’#this episode has everything! Cupid! Sanderson! Norm!#what more could i ask for?#ALSO forgot that the April fool was in this episode so bonus #do the pixies ship cupidissimo #or did some of the pixies just also really like their goofy ass songs #either way. delightful. so glad I watched this rewatched this episode I had a blast

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 2 days ago

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Normin’ around 🧞

These are all from like October / November but I still identify with these heavy so they’re getting tossed out like birdseed 🩷

My boyfriend’s norm posting inspired me to add mine 🔥🔥🔥 go look at my boyfriend @elliot-programming and his crorm posting ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#NORM NORM NORM ITS NORM!!!!!#HES BEAUTIFUL #EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM #he’s so babygirl #oh no I’m in love with him

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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Dream blunt rotation

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Nightmare blunt rotation

#ducktales 2017 #Della duck #gandra dee #goldie o'gilt #three caballeros #negaduck #magica de spell #black heron #steelbeak #mark beaks #want to read about ducks (and other birds) smoking weed? check out my sibling’s ao3 #seriously go read writebackatya’s ducktales fics they’re fantastic

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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OH YEAH I posted my Sanderson pinups on my twt alt last night 😂 I don’t know if they’re too spicy for here, there’s no wang or anything he’s clothed (mostly, just not naked) I’m just embarrassed

this specific shot with him and HP makes it look like he’s either got long black socks OR black boots. okay Mr Sanderson you ate that up

#using my big brain to imagine him in thigh highs #boots or socks either way #ugh he’s so fine #<- a literal square #on another note it makes me laugh to call him ‘Mr Sanderson’ specifically because whenever I make Cupid call him that it’s to tease him #makes him feel old even though Cupid is probably older #WHAT am I talking about #I’m a loser who loves cheesy nicknames so you BET all of my ships have at least two silly nicknames for each other #my go-to for Sanderson and Cupid is Suit and Pink but they have a few others for each other #suit and pink is just especially satisfying to my brain because it’s a quick description of them and they’re both 4 letters. they match #what I need to do is think of nicknames for Sanderson from HP though #usually I make Sanderson call him just HP boss or sir but that’s all business #which could work cause pixies. but part of me also wants to give them cheesy nicknames for each other #LOOK AT HIS LEGS THOUGH #Kermit the frog lookin ass #I say with love

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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every now and then I’m reminded of my South Park phase (inevitable, it was a long one in high schoo that spawned an insane amount of artl) but recently my sibling mentioned they were playing the fractured but whole - THEN i remembered the full on character sheet I did for Pip 😭 I put so much thought into all of his attacks and for WHAT. I posted it here at some point hsggsdhdjdj I’m too lazy to take my South Park art down. I also made a design for Jason but that was self indulgent cause I crack shipped him with Tweek. Professor Chaos and General Disarray needed more loser friends to play with 😔

#like PLEASE #let’s appreciate the villain name ‘general disarray’ props to YOU Dougie #pip was viscount havoc #and Jason was Doctor Maelstrom #the crack ship for Jason and Tweek spawned from the metrosexual episode if you can believe it or not #was also a creek shipper BUT multishipper blood pumps through my veins #melancholy sigh #I haven’t thought about all this stuff in a long ass time though #I’m a loser who gets attached to side characters who have barely any lines or screen time it was inevitable #I haven’t even watched South Park in years but it came across my tl recently #sorry for the rambly ramble

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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Crorm peanits on twt pls 😄

🤨 Norm with the hunchback of never dated a dame, aka the beautiful bride and the ugly ass groom

#kidding I do like crorm #they’re on my to-draw list I’m just doing a big digital piece currently #but excellent I’m always looking for suggestions for my alt account #otherwise it’d be filled with just sanders0n cup1d and hp for me and me alone #well. me and the one other hp truther on twt #BUT I promise you I WILL draw them soon

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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well well well if it isn’t the fankid that started it all

clearly going through lots of style changes (the last two were me trying to stay as close to the actual show’s artstyle) but anywayyy, I first designed Milan as a joke! fankids for crack ships are funny, but then they somehow spawned my TPT universe and now HP/Cupid is something I actually ship now 😔 they’ve only interacted in the Fairy Oddlympics but shhhh let me be silly

#fairly oddparents #fop head pixie #fop hp #fop Cupid #fop sanderson #my art #ignore all the errors in the earlier sketches they are GLARINGLY obvious to me #crack ship #fankid #also the joke is on YOU Milan because Sanderson likes HP AND Cupid (no one understands the twisted labyrinth that is my mind)#imagine a joke sketch turning into an au where you make dozens of drawings and write soooo much for it #because THATS WHAT HAPPENED #I have no self control #funny thing I noticed anytime I make a fankid for Cupid they end up being somewhere on the aro spectrum and trans #for my sona its self explanatory (I’m trans bi demiromantic)#but I have like 5 other Cupid fankids who are in some way or another trans and arospec #I also have an hp/sanderson fankid but I haven’t drawn her in a hot minute (she is also trans. and a lesbian)#test tube lab baby but I could have mpregnated Sanderson hgegsjjddj #DONT LOOK AT ME #I need to make a big post with all of my fop fankids cause there’s a lot of them I’ve never shared #one of my favs is the ac/sanderson one. she’s also a lesbian #but hybrid characters are so fun to make for fop I wish more people did it #fop fanart #milan’s personality looks so wildly different in all of the pics here #they’re a complicated magical being #imagine Cupid and HP’s Worst personality traits smushed into one and there you have it #it’s more than just drawings though. I have so many thoughts about every fankid I design I need to be muzzled or I yap too much

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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I LIVE to serve fellow pixie appreciators

I drew pinups up the mf last night I need to be publicly executed

#I am SEATED waiting patiently for pixie posting hour bro ❤️‍🔥#grateful that only a few moots from twt see me here I dont think they could handle how unhinged I get about pixies #unrelated but that shot of Norm had me CHOKING #and this pic of cupid. sitting so gayly.#if you ever want to see my ‘other’ HP just DM me #I have. a problem #that reminds me I need to draw more norm I think I’ve only drawn him like 2-3 times #if twt moots are here uhhhh don’t look at me I’m acting unwise #guarantee someone is like 🤨 BUT I LOVE THE PIXIES #UGH they make me SICK

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lethality-of-dual-strike · 3 days ago

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NO WAYYY PIXIE TRUTHER HIVE MIND we love to see it!!!

my twt alt is @/LatenightXavs (my main account is also linked) but be warned I’m unhinged there sometimes sahgdjsksn my recent HP stuff has him with Sanderson, AC, and Cupid. ALSO there’s another hp appreciator I’ve rt recently their art makes me go feral you’ll see what I mean

“ah…he’s so handsome 💜” *balding old cone-dome*

I drew pinups up the mf last night I need to be publicly executed

#I’m still figuring out what style I draw them in tbh I go from vaguely show to semi show blended with my old style #I’m a mess #also there’s freak shit but I have warnings on everything #the most embarrassing part? I have. loads more art of them I’ve never posted #mostly HP with Sanderson or Cupid #I’ll have to add Juandissimo to my to-draw list next #the other embarrassing thing I never posted anywhere was my sona seeing hp and Sanderson in the hot tub #and then later being like ‘I’d love to use the hot tub sometime but I can’t because I’m pretty sure you and HP FUCKED IN IT LAST NIGHT’#I thought I was normal again but my goblin brain is going ‘draw more hp draw more hp’#at some point I’ll have to post my old sketches or I’ll digitize them first then post #that bald old pixie makes me act unwise it’s not normal #like gRRR BARK BADK BARK GRAAAGHH #I want that fat old man #WHAT who said that #Cupid and HP crackship started AS A JOKE but now they plague my mind it’s insane #ALSO I THINK ILL GO BERSERK IF I SEE MORE OF YOUR HP AND SANDERSON ART #they make me SICK /pos

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