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mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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He just like me fr <cane user

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it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

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please. please. do you see my vision

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two doms working the same sub at the same time call that a sub sandwich

no tumblr i don't think i'll add tags this will either find its true home naturally or die in the gutter with my other dad jokes

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anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

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My son egg n his brother cheese

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Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!