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If I ever wrote a superhero story I’d want there to be a recurring shitty C-list supervillain in the background whose power was changing something’s colour and all her villainous plots would be colour-themed things like ��If the city council doesn’t give me a million dollars, I will turn the city of GREEN Bay into the city of RED Bay!” and she’d turn the Golden Gate Bridge magenta or whatever.

So it’s all low-stakes villainy, but everyone absolutely hates fighting her because her very shitty superpower works really really well, and there are dozens of background characters who’ve fought her that are just permanently green now

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OP made a mooncake sofa for the Mid-Autumn Festival (cr 闲人祝幸福)

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your life is not an optimization problem

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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Okami Amaterasu inspired by Mucha's style

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

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most devastating plot twist in videogame history

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bed covered in plushies is a wonderful idea until you have to change the sheets and then you'll discover true pain

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dog's loyalty or whatever

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Belgium Chase Tag Compilation

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

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