#ADHD things

[theladydothtalktoomuch]

Gordon

So my ADHD ass was doomscrolling on Tumblr and I saw this post titled 'Gordon x Grayson' and I have no idea why the first thing that came to my head was Dick Grayson with Gordon RAMSEY instead of BARBARA Gordon and I know while that sounds messed up I now need someone to write an imagine with the Batfam taking a Gordon Ramsey class.

So Batfam writers, that's your prompt - Batfam at Gordon Ramsey's cooking class / Batfam with Gordon Ramsey / Batfam at Gordon's restaurant - pick whichever you want. Any others on similar tones are welcome as well. But please repost this so that I can see all of them. Pleaseeeee

XOXO

[brightorangelover]

the butchness in me want to start exercising to be buff, but the adhd and the nerdy-ness is begging me to forget about it😞

[bipolarmango]

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

[ralzei1997]

how it feels having adhd and executive dysfunction

[theadhdgoblin]

[turns-out-its-adhd]

living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it

[angelsonthesideline]

[sugareimon]

As someone with ADHD: absolutely! Symptoms can be managed once the trauma of disability is processed, and that’s healthy!

(Tone indicators: /sincere, /genuine, /advice, /not mad)

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[animentality]

[anxietyproblem]

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

"adhd isn't a disability"

breaks down over trying to start tasks until he deadline is stupidly close

unable to do basic chores unless it's like 4am and then the whole damn house gets cleaned

speaks too fast

tangent and tangent and tangent. makes social situations hard

literally unable to stop themselves from interrupting people mid sentence (and the constant "*interrupts*- sorry, please continue")

knows what they want to say, cannot find the words, even if it's something basic

auditory processing disorder (pretty common with adhd), like how do you explain that you can hear but your brain has minecraft server lag and the chat will appear soon

hyperfixations, and people thinking they are special interests when they are not (they are short term, literally stops you from basic care like eating and drinking when in) edit: it was brought to my attention this comes across like special interests are easier to live with which is not the case, please do not take that away from this post!!!

impulse purchases making bank accounts cry

all or nothing. not hungry to pain. don't need to pee until pain. you get the picture

cannot sit still, like actually can't, constant moving and shuffling which people think would be cute but actually just pisses people off

doesn't have a fidget toy, not bc they are popular but bc they would have to put it away bc dylan over there got a fidget spinner and has been loudly playing with it (dylan is neurotypical)

cannot do anything if there is something else to do that day, must wait

just stfu it is a disability

[letsventstuff]

No no no no no, you don't understand. I can't keep going on like this. It's draining me and I can't take it anymore. No more, please.

[crush-echoes]

sometimes i just get hit with the feeling

i wasnt supposed to make it this far

also what do i do now

[cookthepenguin]

The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[marlenacantswim]

shawn's little "i have adhd and i am currently bored at a function i'm not allowed to leave" wine-bottle-cork house held together by toothpicks from s2 e11 "there's something about mira" you will always be famous. and soul-piercingly relatable.