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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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