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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

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the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

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to me it's a trolley opportunity

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seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out

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AFFIRMATIONS:

my painting can not harm me

i have control over where the paint goes on the canvas

i understand basic color theory

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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blood bood blood death blood destruction violence violence blood

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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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mood

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are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

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