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Hey hello! For anyone who only follows me here, this is a backup blog for @yappacadaver which I just regained access to! I’ll probably not be on here much at all unless something happens to that blog, so go follow me there if you like!

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Hey hello! For anyone who only follows me here, this is a backup blog for @yappacadaver which I just regained access to! I’ll probably not be on here much at all unless something happens to that blog, so go follow me there if you like!

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Hey hello! For anyone who only follows me here, this is a backup blog for @yappacadaver which I just regained access to! I’ll probably not be on here much at all unless something happens to that blog, so go follow me there if you like!

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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Anyone ever tried making lipstick out of the wax on a bottle of makers mark whiskey

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I’m doxxing myself so hard rn but imagine the biggest professor in your degree says this abt your school. And it wasn’t even a real fire it was something shady and financial that we still don’t have the full story for.

It is so beyond heartbreaking to see my professors in these articles about my school shutting down.

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It is so beyond heartbreaking to see my professors in these articles about my school shutting down.

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Imagine what life could be like if he were giving me some sloppy toppy rn

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Like his breasts are so round and the way they’re modeled makes him look like he has reduction scars so basically what I’m saying is detrans Raymond once again

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Joey, this is what happens when half your cards rely on chance!!

Hope you enjoy this silly animation, and have an AWESOME day!

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How tf are we out of hot dogs

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Stand-alone naked Raymond just so y’all have to see his wrinkly self in higher def

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I could give him that 70s bush of his dreams

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Ugh I’m so boredt at work

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Nothing but disgusting losers I see