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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter

Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into “Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.”

These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.

From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If you’re all about keeping the mood light and funny, you’ll find these puns simply irresistible.

Check out more hilarious puns that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!

Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:

My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod — except one is a little nuttier. 🥜

I told my cousin a joke, and now we’re both in stitches — talk about thread-y humor! 🧵

What do you call your cousin who’s always hungry? A snack-relative! 🍪

I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now we’re both grounded in knowledge. 📚

My cousin is my partner in crime — no bail money needed! 🚔

My cousin is a great listener, especially when it’s gossip — call them the tea-ler! ☕️

We didn’t choose each other, but we sure cousin’t have it any other way! 🥰

Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. 😂

My cousin says I’m annoying — I say we’re just annoy-twined! 🤪

Cousins are like the stars of the family — they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. ✨

Read: Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.

[teh-inggris]

aw seriously

[silusvesuius]

ur Basic

[sailor-egg]

they’re girls and cousins too

[definitelynotshouting]

something something "scarian fans when someone mentions that cactus ring." is this anything

[hedgehog-moss]

I’m not late to send my New Year cards for once! And Poldine gets to be all by herself because unlike Pyrgus she didn’t get a birth announcement card, so it seemed fair. I started out writing “Poldine wishes you a happy new year” but then realised the shrub was more centered in the photo and more important-looking so the rest of the cards featured a happy new year message from Poldine & The Shrub.

[chiropteracupola]

This was courtiers’ garb, rich and soft, though evidently cut for the use of another. Beautiful garments with little purpose, and, Montjoy thought, unlikely to hold together long if they were called upon to face the wear of the road. Henry did not intend to dress him as a servant, even one who acted as prince among messengers, but as a lord — the finely woven linen was terribly soft against his skin, and the hands that secured each lacing were careful indeed.

1418 - With his own hands.

[dnpbeats]

cornelia active on insta again… she’s gearing up for the phan hard launch

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Regulus’ letters to Draco always break my heart

[socialiseisnotinmyname]

🌟👀🌟

I'm not letting my research go to waste...

I used google translate for the text please don't come for me @ninadove (you're the only french person I know)

As literally no one asked for...I present to you my fem!adrien

[loserfunzies]

[toontownportraits]

i don't get a choice in the matter / why would i? it's only the death of me

[tomwambsgays]

✌️💔

[icedteaandoldlace]

Lol my brother-in-law is TikTok famous now.

[coldpaperwasteland]

Your cousins were supposed to babysit you.

But it seems that the food was strange

Everybody needed to use their respective bathrooms

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[itsmecourtneyk]

so we've made it halfway through the year, and i'm starting summer in serious burnout (perhaps not helped that i turned 35 this month, although the matching numbers between my age and latest video 🤌🏻). the plan right now is to take off at least july and august to give myself some time to figure things out - both for myself and future videos. i'm going to attempt to still create during the downtime but without deadlines or the need to share online.

i've been really struggling to keep up with my planner/journal in general as well (since the beginning of the year, if i'm really honest with my self). idk if it's the preprinted layout, a5 size getting to me, or what, but i'm going to try a b6 common planner for july that i was graciously gifted by @jules.journaling. if things end up going better, i'll probably offer up my second half hobonichi avec in a similar fashion.

try to stay cool (or warm if you're on the other side), everyone.