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punsify1 · 5 months ago

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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter

Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into “Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.”

These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.

From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If you’re all about keeping the mood light and funny, you’ll find these puns simply irresistible.

Check out more hilarious puns that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!

Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:

My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod — except one is a little nuttier. 🥜

I told my cousin a joke, and now we’re both in stitches — talk about thread-y humor! 🧵

What do you call your cousin who’s always hungry? A snack-relative! 🍪

I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now we’re both grounded in knowledge. 📚

My cousin is my partner in crime — no bail money needed! 🚔

My cousin is a great listener, especially when it’s gossip — call them the tea-ler! ☕️

We didn’t choose each other, but we sure cousin’t have it any other way! 🥰

Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. 😂

My cousin says I’m annoying — I say we’re just annoy-twined! 🤪

Cousins are like the stars of the family — they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. ✨

Read: Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.

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teh-inggris · 7 months ago

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aw seriously

#senart #Im trying to think of a witty caption but i cant sorry lmao #i was gonna say some corny shit like 'whats worse than alien invasion? An algebraic alien invasion' like tf is that naw #anyways ermm im aware rhis is like idk my 3rd slash 4th time in a row drawing earth n luna i cant help it theyre just so silly #this is random but i think there should be more solarballs n object shows crossovers like. show type (? wise #theyre literally cousins if not siblings yk (sentient talking objects with limbs - sentient talking planets)#ok anyway tag time #solarballs #solarballs earth #solarballs luna #bfb #bfb four #bfb x #battle for bfdi #battle for bfb #battle for dream island

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silusvesuius · 3 months ago

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ur Basic

#my art #skyrim #neloth #talvas fathryon #elenwen #general tullius #and nazir astrid babette and cicero #as lilo&&stitch experiments lols #i am obsessed with angel and stitch actually (hence the caption) but all of the cousins' designs r rly good too #i'm gonna draw more of them they're fun to think up 😝😝😝☀🍀💕💛#i wish talvas was real for actual so i could date him and buy us cute angel && stitch keychains like Omg that's so usss baby!! 🤗 and -#- when i go to our shared apartment to gift them to him i catch him cheating on me with my pop pop or something #that's not what this is about tho #Sorry.

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beheadedcousins · 2 months ago

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the WICKEDLY talented beheaded cousins 💚🩷

#six the musical #six broadway #didi romero #storm lever #guys they are actually my fave duo for the cousins #ive watched this so much today #i want yall to know the caption is what didi put on tiktok and i fopied it for this

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sailor-egg · 5 months ago

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they’re girls and cousins too

#sailor moon #sailor neptune #sailor uranus #cousins #I added captions

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definitelynotshouting · 2 years ago

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something something "scarian fans when someone mentions that cactus ring." is this anything

#shouting speaks #cats #scarian #goodtimeswithscar #grian #3rd life #two VERY important photos my cousin sent me of our cat this morning. oh my gods. im choking with laughter #caption courtesy of raichett being the funniest mf alive #anarchy become meme edition #anarchybeast #ph

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loserfunzies · 3 months ago

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#Wank over your cousin captions #loser captions #loser humiliation #pathetic loser #friends and family

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chiropteracupola · 8 months ago

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This was courtiers’ garb, rich and soft, though evidently cut for the use of another. Beautiful garments with little purpose, and, Montjoy thought, unlikely to hold together long if they were called upon to face the wear of the road. Henry did not intend to dress him as a servant, even one who acted as prince among messengers, but as a lord — the finely woven linen was terribly soft against his skin, and the hands that secured each lacing were careful indeed.

1418 - With his own hands.

#em draws stuff #h5 #henry v 1989 #le roy d'armes des françois (dit montjoye)#no tag for hal because I have. Complex feelings about the way people who are here for medieval history on this website look at my work #anyway here's that darn picture which required a dozen tabs' worth of research on 15th century chairs #(and you can't even really see the chair in the end...)#also I think I want to draw more stained glass. THAT was fun even though the process on this one was not the most pleasant.#not my finest christopher ravenscroft likeness but weirdly enough a fairly spot-on match for my cousin's profile. huh.#well! such is art. on to the next thing (job stuff I've been procrastinating far too long)#caption is a section from a fic which I do not have any plans about finishing (the rest is disjointed sentences I wrote in 2022)

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socialiseisnotinmyname · 7 months ago

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