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200+ Funny Cousin Puns And Jokes That Celebrate Family Bonds And Bring On The Laughter
Looking for a way to bond with your favorite cousin over some laughs? Get ready to dive into “Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.”
These puns are perfect for family gatherings, text exchanges, or just when you need a chuckle to brighten your day.
From playful jabs to heartfelt giggles, our collection will have you and your cousin rolling on the floor with laughter. If you’re all about keeping the mood light and funny, you’ll find these puns simply irresistible.
Check out more hilarious puns that will keep the family fun rolling and your bond stronger than ever!
Here are 10 puns that perfectly capture the joy and chaos of cousinhood:
My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod — except one is a little nuttier. 🥜
I told my cousin a joke, and now we’re both in stitches — talk about thread-y humor! 🧵
What do you call your cousin who’s always hungry? A snack-relative! 🍪
I asked my cousin to help me with my homework; now we’re both grounded in knowledge. 📚
My cousin is my partner in crime — no bail money needed! 🚔
My cousin is a great listener, especially when it’s gossip — call them the tea-ler! ☕️
We didn’t choose each other, but we sure cousin’t have it any other way! 🥰
Cousins: proof that you can love family and still laugh at their ridiculousness. 😂
My cousin says I’m annoying — I say we’re just annoy-twined! 🤪
Cousins are like the stars of the family — they shine the brightest when everyone else is dim. ✨
Read: Cousin Puns 200+ Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cousin’t Breathe.
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aw seriously
#senart#Im trying to think of a witty caption but i cant sorry lmao#i was gonna say some corny shit like 'whats worse than alien invasion? An algebraic alien invasion' like tf is that naw#anyways ermm im aware rhis is like idk my 3rd slash 4th time in a row drawing earth n luna i cant help it theyre just so silly#this is random but i think there should be more solarballs n object shows crossovers like. show type (? wise#theyre literally cousins if not siblings yk (sentient talking objects with limbs - sentient talking planets)#ok anyway tag time#solarballs#solarballs earth#solarballs luna#bfb#bfb four#bfb x#battle for bfdi#battle for bfb#battle for dream island
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#my art#skyrim#neloth#talvas fathryon#elenwen#general tullius#and nazir astrid babette and cicero#as lilo&&stitch experiments lols#i am obsessed with angel and stitch actually (hence the caption) but all of the cousins' designs r rly good too#i'm gonna draw more of them they're fun to think up 😝😝😝☀🍀💕💛#i wish talvas was real for actual so i could date him and buy us cute angel && stitch keychains like Omg that's so usss baby!! 🤗 and -#- when i go to our shared apartment to gift them to him i catch him cheating on me with my pop pop or something#that's not what this is about tho#Sorry.
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they’re girls and cousins too
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something something "scarian fans when someone mentions that cactus ring." is this anything
#shouting speaks#cats#scarian#goodtimeswithscar#grian#3rd life#two VERY important photos my cousin sent me of our cat this morning. oh my gods. im choking with laughter#caption courtesy of raichett being the funniest mf alive#anarchy become meme edition#anarchybeast#ph
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I’m not late to send my New Year cards for once! And Poldine gets to be all by herself because unlike Pyrgus she didn’t get a birth announcement card, so it seemed fair. I started out writing “Poldine wishes you a happy new year” but then realised the shrub was more centered in the photo and more important-looking so the rest of the cards featured a happy new year message from Poldine & The Shrub.
#i know the deadline is the 31st but i wanted to post them in the first week of january for a change. it's 11pm and i am done!! i did it!#everyone got a personalised drawing this year to fill the blank spaces on the card and they were all terrible#except one of my cousins who got a squirrel. i'm good at squirrels#i can draw pandolf (sort of) but llamas are so hard#i had to add a santa hat on pampy's head because i had drawn her ears all wrong#also a friend sent me an assortment of sweets for christmas and i tried to draw my favourite sweet from the box on her card#i failed this very simple assignment and had to add a caption saying it was a nice rock i found in the woods this week
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This was courtiers’ garb, rich and soft, though evidently cut for the use of another. Beautiful garments with little purpose, and, Montjoy thought, unlikely to hold together long if they were called upon to face the wear of the road. Henry did not intend to dress him as a servant, even one who acted as prince among messengers, but as a lord — the finely woven linen was terribly soft against his skin, and the hands that secured each lacing were careful indeed.
1418 - With his own hands.
#em draws stuff#h5#henry v 1989#le roy d'armes des françois (dit montjoye)#no tag for hal because I have. Complex feelings about the way people who are here for medieval history on this website look at my work#anyway here's that darn picture which required a dozen tabs' worth of research on 15th century chairs#(and you can't even really see the chair in the end...)#also I think I want to draw more stained glass. THAT was fun even though the process on this one was not the most pleasant.#not my finest christopher ravenscroft likeness but weirdly enough a fairly spot-on match for my cousin's profile. huh.#well! such is art. on to the next thing (job stuff I've been procrastinating far too long)#caption is a section from a fic which I do not have any plans about finishing (the rest is disjointed sentences I wrote in 2022)
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cornelia active on insta again… she’s gearing up for the phan hard launch
#she’s ready to repost that shit with some caption like ‘🏳️🌈👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 so proud of my two favorite in-laws 😍 can’t wait for freja to have#cousins in a few years 👨👨👧👦👶🏻🌈’#phan#d&p#wordvom.txt
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Regulus’ letters to Draco always break my heart
#regulus black#draco malfoy#drarry#dear cousin love regulus#i’m back on my bullshit#where I reread this story#for the millionth time#link is in the caption
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I'm not letting my research go to waste...
I used google translate for the text please don't come for me @ninadove (you're the only french person I know)
As literally no one asked for...I present to you my fem!adrien
#not me struggling with the name for a couple hours(only like one and a half but shh)#AND THEN struggling with the caption for me to only put emojis ;-;#i PROMISE sentitwin week day 6 is coming there just been some difficulties :')#Abigail my child...#my baby...#Should i do a Fiona(fem!felix) one?#yea...but not now#have fun with this like my brain have fun thinking about the cousins( the genderbent version ofc)#ok yap session over#adrien agreste#miraculous adrien#genderbend#miraculous au#genderbend au
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i don't get a choice in the matter / why would i? it's only the death of me
#the lyrics in caption is from doomsday by lizzie mcalphine#the bagel draws#fanart#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal tv series#hannibal fanart#hannibal lecter#blood#eye contact#(s2 spoilers from this point)#i hope its not too grainy i ran it through a remove background thang bc i drew it on a canvas with other doodles so#lol! hannibal writers you're sooo funny!!! mizumono you're soooo funny!!!! (tears in my eyes snot dripping face red)#me and my cousin got to aboutttt. season 3 episode 3 before we had to stop and im watching the rest of s3 except the finale on my own#and im rlly excited......#she said that s3 is kinda boring but it has chiyoh in it so. i disagree!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO. i find it incredibly interesting how hannibal handled everything. beat the shit outta jack chased alana.#the implication of him making abigail almost kill alana :( and then will coming and seeing her only to lose her AGAIN#hannibal really likes stabbing doesnt he... freak#he wanted to run away with will and abigail. there was room for abigail in will's world. fuuuuuck man#i wish abigail had been given the same ''mercy'' that will had been given of the surgical cut.#well. it's not truly mercy he quite literally gutted him but thats why im putting it in quotes isnt it#OK IM DONE YAPPING. HEART. REBLOG MY POST BOY
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Lol my brother-in-law is TikTok famous now.
#he's a cop#he pulled over some kids for speeding#and they got searched for weed because they'd been smoking it#kid in the backseat filmed the initial interaction and said in the caption that he had a glock switch#there was no switch#kid claims he hid it in his girlfriend's purse but the purse was searched too#which got a bunch of commenters all mad because how dare he put her at risk of being charged with carrying that#none of the kids got arrested#backseat kid posted another video hours later claiming to have been bailed out by his cousin#made up the whole thing to garner street cred#video has 13 million + views
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Your cousins were supposed to babysit you.
But it seems that the food was strange
Everybody needed to use their respective bathrooms
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so we've made it halfway through the year, and i'm starting summer in serious burnout (perhaps not helped that i turned 35 this month, although the matching numbers between my age and latest video 🤌🏻). the plan right now is to take off at least july and august to give myself some time to figure things out - both for myself and future videos. i'm going to attempt to still create during the downtime but without deadlines or the need to share online.
i've been really struggling to keep up with my planner/journal in general as well (since the beginning of the year, if i'm really honest with my self). idk if it's the preprinted layout, a5 size getting to me, or what, but i'm going to try a b6 common planner for july that i was graciously gifted by @jules.journaling. if things end up going better, i'll probably offer up my second half hobonichi avec in a similar fashion.
try to stay cool (or warm if you're on the other side), everyone.
#edited/expanded from my latest video caption#my journals#a5#hobonichi#cousin avec#b6#common planner#2024
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tara strong was off the shits in 2013
#posting a pictuee of ben 10 and his cousin kissing she captioned it with#hashtag newyearsresolution i vow to stop making out with my cousin
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