chiropteracupola
chiropteracupola
a jester unemployed is nobody's fool but his own...
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out here making stuff and thinking about ships*, salmon, storytelling, and other weird things... 𓆝 *by which I mean those big things that you go and sail in 𓆟 the reviews are in: 'questionable but delightful' 𓆜 [store] 𓆝 [ko-fi]
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chiropteracupola · 36 minutes ago
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chiropteracupola · 43 minutes ago
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frankly insulting and infuriating that in addition to 1) being oozingly sick 2) being in so much pain for other reasons 3) having to do schoolwork whilst sick and achy, I am 4) having the worst hair day imaginable it is making me look like MARTIN VAN BUREN
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chiropteracupola · 1 hour ago
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When you are high on laudanum and its the Napoleonic wars and you have to smuggle your very noticeable 6 ft 3 british bear of a best friend through the French countryside...so logically... Bear costume.
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chiropteracupola · 1 hour ago
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in the first half of the 20th century (and probably before, but that's when this music started being recorded in audio) there were quite different "rules" around switching pronouns when playing songs originally from the perspective of another gender. it was not inherently queer to sing songs from a cross-gender perspective, but it might have given people a way to express themselves or to feel seen
i yap about this a lot but finally made some playlists
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chiropteracupola · 3 hours ago
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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
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chiropteracupola · 5 hours ago
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Rainbow, brown, and brook trout photography
Charlene N Simmons, 2013--via Flickr
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chiropteracupola · 7 hours ago
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chiropteracupola · 9 hours ago
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the clouds become even more beautiful through small button eyes
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chiropteracupola · 13 hours ago
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being nonbinary is weird because you’re like “hello, I know this makes things difficult, but I would like to opt out of all the social and cultural customs tied to my genitals,” and all the mean people are like “no.” and all the kind people are like “alright, just to be polite we’ll pretend you can opt out, but you can’t actually opt out and, in our heads, we’re opting you in.”
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chiropteracupola · 13 hours ago
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I hate when british sailors lost in artic are like "we need to kill this bear" first it's not a bear it's like some other shit. Second the officers havent even discovered the ramifications of its hazards yet
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chiropteracupola · 14 hours ago
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur
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chiropteracupola · 16 hours ago
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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes
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chiropteracupola · 18 hours ago
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hmm
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chiropteracupola · 18 hours ago
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ficlet that goes with this (only two years late)
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wouldn't it be grand (ain't exactly what you planned!)
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chiropteracupola · 20 hours ago
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In the year of our Lord 1422, he walked south from Bois de Vincennes, intending to reach the cathedral at Compostela. But he tired of this, as he had tired of all the world, and stayed at Conques-en-Aveyron, and was Brother Jehan henceforth. That is all I know of him.
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chiropteracupola · 20 hours ago
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color study of just some cool ass fish. Original image sourced from @ meenmeen_0 on tik tok!
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chiropteracupola · 22 hours ago
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run squirrel run, construction paper with paint and ink
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