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[thatmexisaurusrex]

Totally My Boyfriend

Okay, this is for @cliophilyra for a holiday gift exchange. This is a "What if Eddie and Ali all happened in season 1 and this is an end of season 1/start of season 2 Buck meeting Tommy because Ali dumped him right before his parents came to town and Buck needs a perfect partner to show off just how far he's gotten in life" fic with a holiday twist. Enjoy! 🥰

Totally My Boyfriend

| Pairing: BuckTommy | Rated: M | WC: 25.5K | Chapter: 5/5 |

Summary: Evan "Buck" Buckley wanted to show off to his parents during the holidays - great life, great job, great girlfriend. But when his recently moved-in girlfriend of eight months dumps him before the holiday season, he decides to take Chimney up on his offer to find him a fake partner for when his parents visit. He just didn't know that the partner would be a fake boyfriend by the name of Thomas "Tommy" Kinard. And Buck didn't expect that he might want to keep Tommy as his actual boyfriend.

Excerpt:

“Hi. I’m Tommy Kinard. The partner,” said Tommy as he extended the flowers to Evan, “Do you need any help with preparing for the parents? I’m great at cleaning up. I’m admittedly an okay cook too, but I do take direction well, if that helps.” Tommy. Might have. Winked. Because, fuck it, the man was handsome. This might be his last conversation with the man. Why not put on a bit of the charm? Evan. Blushed. Crimson. It seemed to spread to his neck; his chest a bit. He swallowed hard. Oh. Well. Maybe this wouldn’t be the last conversation. Or. Maybe it would at least be more than a five-minute conversation.

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[mamawasatesttube]

So I know you’ve mentioned it before but I just wanted to hear again your thoughts on Tim x Ives

ooohohohooo timives the gently doomed romance of it all ♥

in robin '93 and even briefly in rr09 ives is just always kind of there. he drifts out of tim's life sometimes, but he always drifts back in, later. and he's been tim's civilian best friend for so long, and tim knows so many of his secrets. they click. they don't judge each other. they make each other laugh. if tim's gonna fall for anyone he knows in his civilian life, of course it would be ives. who else has been there, been a constant, the way ives has? of course it's ives. but at the same time there's something so tasty about their contrast - the way tim runs headlong towards danger every time, while ives describes himself as a coward. the way tim feels like he has to protect him.

to me, ives is tim's first m/m relationship. it happens in a manner so cliché they both laugh at it: after taking a gap year or two, to wrangle his depression and his ptsd and his Everything, tim decides to get his ged and maybe try college (lucius tells him he'd make a great engineer at waynetech r&d, but he needs a degree for it, and he figures, okay, what the hell, he's already good at tinkering, how hard can getting a bachelor's degree in engineering be?). and then he remembers the difficult thing about being a vigilante and having a full courseload at the same time and goes AUGH. and ives, a year or two ahead of him in university classes (and majoring in something else, but still there) laughs at him. and offers to tutor him. and tim goes yeah fuck okay fine sure yeah. what the Fuck is a free body diagram. and ives laughs at him some more but also really does help him out. (when he gets really stuck and confused, especially on his second semester of chemistry, he phones up zoanne, but that's neither here nor there.)

so tim and ives have this cute little romance over study dates at cozy cafes, over accidentally running into each other at a queer student association meeting and going "oh!" about it, over movie nights at ives's apartment where they squabble over a bowl of popcorn and tim pretends he didn't sleep through the last half of the two towers, disc 2. and it feels nice, and easy, and simple...

...until it doesn't. because tim shows up to a study date with a black eye that even his best attempts at makeup can't fully hide. tim has to miss dinner, and then their rain check dinner, and only comes to the third attempt half an hour late and limping. tim is tired all the time. and he's always been sleepy all the time, but now ives is wondering. and they're making out one day and ives's hand curls over the back of tim's neck and then he recoils, because tim, what is all this scarring, what happened, holy shit is this why you grew out your hair and keep wearing turtlenecks?!

and tim goes. ah. fuck.

and it's only a matter of time. it has only ever been a matter of time. because ives knows him. but he's been lying to ives the entire time they've known each other. the other shoe has always been going to drop. it was only ever a question of when. never if.

so ives finds him out. and he's shocked, and hurt, and betrayed, but then he's even more distraught to realize that he's not that shocked. it makes sense - why tim's always tired, why tim has always been kind of flaky, why tim has always had weird injuries now and then, why tim is so unbothered in the face of things that terrify ives. but what gets him is that these are things he's thought were always just... tim. because tim has been lying to him the entire time they've known each other.

so they break up, but it's softer than it could've been. because ives gets it, he swears. he gets why tim lied. but this is... a lot, and he needs some time to process all of it, and how he feels about it, and about tim. because it's hard to reconcile his goofy gearhead (ex-)boyfriend with a caped crusader who patrols the city by night, fighting crime and solving mysteries. hard to realize just how much tim has boxed up his own life and taken care to only ever let ives see part of it. he gets it - he's not angry, after the initial outburst - but it's hard, and he needs some time. he needs some space.

and so tim's secrets eat away at one more person he cherishes. it was inevitable. they were doomed from the start. but they made each other happy anyways, for a time.

(the coda, to me: tim and ives reconnect and start working on their friendship again a few months later, and tim promises to try not to lie to him anymore, and in an effort to actually show ives the other half of his life, he introduces him to kon. so we have tim sitting there struggling with feelings and complications of feelings and what it means to be honest and to be seen. meanwhile kon says something about his opinions on star wars and ives goes "BRO i am going to KISS YOU on the MOUTH" and tim goes wait. WHAT?)

[doveywovy]

squid games tobiizu......the uchiha brothers are running the game. tobirama is competing in it in the hopes of covering the costs of hashirama's severe gambling debt (hashirama has no idea).

to ensure the games stay interesting, izuna pretends to be a player as well. (obviously, while there are some risks to it still, he won't get shot like the other players and he can leave at any time.) izuna's cover identity is...an extremely effeminate, flirty gay man. it means he's not viewed as a threat in the games, and explains why he's clingy with various contestants (so he can manipulate them towards particular end goals.)

very quickly he attaches himself to tobirama's side, mostly because the guy is great entertainment. despite himself he starts to develop real feelings for tobirama, and tobirama seems to really respect him and his abilities.

eventually...he tries to talk tobirama into sex. he's willing to bottom just this once if it means he can fuck tobirama before the poor sexy man dies. tobirama turns him down, izuna wheedles and begs and pleads, tobirama turns him down, izuna pouts and prods and eventually- tobirama snaps.

he's gay! he's romantically interested in izuna, certainly! and yes, the man is very nice to look at! but he's simply not tobirama's type, sexually speaking!

izuna: what

tobirama: i bottom. exclusively.

izuna: BROTHER GET US OUT OF THIS GAME NOW

[puckpocketed]

[ID: Monochromatic digital painting. A fake Yu-Gi-Oh card design for San Jose Barracuda/Sharks player Daniil Gushchin. It consists of three boxes; one for the title, the card art, and the card description.

The card name reads “GOOSH”, the card type is denoted by a tiny San Jose Sharks logo. It is a 6-star card, indicated by the stars stacked between the title and art boxes. The art box is an anime-style bust portrait of Gushchin in his Barracuda jersey holding a knife in his teeth. An anime starburst obscures his right eye. He makes a mischievous expression at the viewer. The card background is a tiled pattern of goose silhouettes, a reference to “Untitled Goose Game”, a video game in which the player takes control of a goose and causes problems on purpose.

The card description box reads: [SHARKUDA / EFFECT] This card cannot be Normal Summoned unless the [PRESEASON] or [TRADE DEADLINE] spell cards are in play. If there are seven or more [SHARK] cards in your graveyard, this card may be Call Up Summoned.

*Once per turn activate one of three effects:

CHOOSE VIOLENCE: create and play the [SCRUM] spell card.

PUCK LUCK: create one [SCORING CHANCE] spell card in your hand and one [HIT THE POST/ CROSSBAR] trap card in your opponent’s hand.

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE: automatically activate this effect after five turns. Play your heart out. Work and work and work to get your shot. Your opponent gains a [REASSIGN] trap card.

The card description box is divided with a line near the bottom. Text reads: SKILL / 5000 - WILL / 8000 - SIZE / 900. /. End ID.]

my piece for @18minutemajor for the Sharkudablr Gift Exchange <3 Your art inspires me every single day and particularly gave me the kick I needed to start practicing my ink/line art + anime style again. The rationale behind this piece was I remember you had a giggle at my Wekky trap card doodle + we both appreciate Goosh very much. I hope you like this, I had so much fun designing and writing it!

GLOSSARY:

[PRESEASON] Spell card: Given to the player who takes their turn first. No units may engage in battle until this card has been played. For six turns, Prospect/Hybrid units may be Normal Summoned.

[TRADE DEADLINE] Spell card: This card is mandatory for every deck in the [STANDARD NHL FORMAT]. This card must be played within 10 turns of being drawn. For the rest of the game, all [TRADE] effects can no longer be activated. Prospect units may be Call Up Summoned. Once played, all [TRADE DEADLINE] cards transform into [SHIFT CHANGE] cards.

[SHIFT CHANGE] spell card: exchange any unit in play for a unit in hand. Units in hand recalled by [SHIFT CHANGE] may not be Normal Summoned for 3 turns.

[SCRUM] Spell card: all units in play attack the nearest opposing unit.

[SCORING CHANCE] Spell card: attack the opponent’s net directly.

[HIT THE POST/CROSSBAR] Trap card: any unit attacking your net has their Attack Power reduced to 0 at no cost to your Goalie unit in play.

[REASSIGN] Trap card: send one of the opponent’s units in play to the bottom of their deck.

[verfound]

FIC: Paris's Favorite Not-a-Couple (MLB; Lukanette; LBSC Valentine 2025; 1/8)

...good Lord that's a mouthful 😂

Rating: Mature

Characters/Pairings: Alya Césaire, Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rose Lavillant; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, minor Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Summary: If you ask anybody in the world — at least anyone who follows celebrity gossip and cares — Luke Stone and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are totally in love.  If you ask Marinette, they’re just really close, really old friends.  If you ask Luke…totally the same.  There is absolutely no truth to the rumors, none at all, not…not even a bit…

(Or: the one where everyone but Marinette and Luka realize they’re totally dating, so why don’t we get on that already, huh?)

Author’s Notes/Warnings: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLES!!!! Who's ready for another @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers Valentine's Exchange? 😁

@omnoramayday asked for a Famous AU (where fans can’t believe they’re NOT dating), posing with each other (like as an art ref), or pirates (any way you sail it).  Somehow I think I twisted all of it together to get you a Fake/Assumed Dating Celebrity AU with Wardrobe Malfunctions and a smidge of sea shanties?  I also may have kidnapped Quick’s Angie again.  And Rose is unhinged as ever.  And I was screaming at them to JUST KISS before I even hit 2k.  So…happy Valentine’s, I think?  I was your secret admirer.  😁

Chapter One: A Favor Between Just Friends

“What?  No way.”

The microwave dinged, and Alya kicked back from her desk, hopped up from her swivel chair, and walked across her flat to the kitchen to retrieve her dinner.  Her mom had sent her home with leftovers when she had visited a few days ago, and she’d been saving them for a deadline night.

It wasn’t actually a deadline night, but she had been too busy staking out her latest story to remember to do the shopping this week, and it was raining, and who wanted to go grocery shopping in the rain, anyway?

So, mom’s leftovers it was!

“Because I’d know,” she laughed, rolling her eyes as she stirred the stew to distribute the heat.  It was steaming, but she’d been fooled by steam and a frozen center before.  Kimi, a friend from another publication she was currently on the phone with, said something else into the bud Alya had popped in her ears.  “Girl!  She’s, like, my best friend.  I would know if she was dating Luke Stone.”

[milowren29]

I'm a little late sharing this here, but I contributed a little early festive cheer to the @anywhere-with-you-event!

Fake It Till We Make It

Prompt - Starter Line: The first time Henry got on his knees for Alex, it was an accident.

Bonus Prompt - Antlers!

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The first time Henry got on his knees for Alex, it was an accident.

It never would have happened if it weren’t for the strict “partners only” rule that Alex’s company had for its annual holiday party. One of the biggest perks of working in the legal department for a major entertainment company was the huge fancy party they put on each year, and Alex had been planning to bring his best friend, Henry, since practically the day he was hired. The two of them had already been talking about it for months by that point.

So, really, the only option Alex was left with was subterfuge.

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For @orchidscript whose prompts inspired me to write this fluffy holiday fake dating adventure! Thank you to you and the AWY mods for putting this event together! :)

[festivetopgun2024]

(un)wanted advances by winterbucky (@spacewinter)

for wordsonamission (@wordsonamission)

Ship: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

Rating: E

Word Count: 5,053

Summary: 

It's not exactly rare for men to hit up on Mav while in a queer bar, and it's not exactly rare for those men not to take 'no' for an answer. Thankfully, Maverick can always count on his wingman to come to his rescue - even if the 'rescue' is pretending to be Mav's boyfriend and doing his best to sell the act. Only, somewhere along the way, it stops being an act, as very real feelings finally come to light. And well - all's well that ends well, right? or fake dating to save mav from a creep turned getting together after years of pining

[See previous Fake Dating Fic.]

[Top Gun 🌞Secret 🎅Fake Dating Fic Exchange Collection]

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[julia-loves-cupcakes]

The TSL musical event looks different than I remember 🤔

Now playing: Shadows of friendship

My second @obeymeholidayexchange piece for @aspiringtrashpanda ! I had soooo many ideas for this prompt but nothing looked right X'DD so in the end I thought a fake screenshot would be a fun lil second gift ^^

Version without my tablet's UI after the cut:

The background I got from the game, cause there was no way I could remake it hkdhfk but I did redraw Levi cause I'm a masochist I guess

[practicecourts]

Written for the @jilymicrofics Valentine's gift exchange for the lovely, talented @annabtg

Anna is a proper planner, so it's a bit ironic your gift is all vibes ;-) and on top of that is still not completely finished...but I got a lot done today, and also did a bit of housekeeping and editing, and finally created a banner (all those important things ;-)

Castles Made of Sand is of course a tribute to @annabtg's Magical Jimi Hendrix jily fic 'Are You Experienced' (haven't read it, go go go).

Listen to the playlist for Castles Made of Sand on Spotify

Chapter 1. Revolution Snippet under the cut

“I never, ever, EVER want to go to another of my family’s celebrations,” Sirius groaned, tossing the thick envelope with his name in gold-embossed letters precariously close to the fire.

“Why don’t you just skip it, say you can’t make it?” Peter’s voice squeaked up, he sat closest to the fire and his eyes stared at the letter. He took it, and traced the Lestrange and Black crests with his fingers, almost reverently...

[fake-hollie]

My gift for @calilk for the @mcytblrholidayexchange

Also bonus playlist.

[scoriarose]

So there's this weevil that now thinks it's an isopod and has been living with them the past few months.

His straw is too short.

[kalincka]

Assane letting Youssef keep the Avisto suit is so devilishly vicious to me. To anyone it'd just be a silly jab before storming out of the building but Assane knows how much Youssef is obsessed with him at this point. He's seen how the man has kept every single clue regarding him. “Hey I know you can't stop thinking about me and I've just betrayed you but don't worry you can keep the disguise that I specifically crafted for you for that one secret time you've been closest to me. Yes you can keep it. As a souvenir. You'll never forget how it felt being created by me :)"

[pucellerie]

i'm glad i'm gay because i don't think i've ever felt the maternal instinct for even one singular second so i doubt i'll be able to love one... & i don't hate babies i just feel nothing when i see them like i'm fascinated but that's sort of where it ends for me

[sixbynine-da]

Chapters: 1/9 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Monty (Dead Boy Detectives)/Charles Rowland (DCU), Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland Characters: Charles Rowland (DCU), Monty (Dead Boy Detectives), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Crystal Palace (DCU) Additional Tags: Charles Rowland Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Charles Rowland, Monty loves Edwin Paine, Monty loves Charles Rowland, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - College/University, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne and Crystal Palace are Like Siblings, Pining, Mutual Pining, Crystal Palace has the brain cell, Fake/Pretend Relationship, mild homophobia, Misunderstandings, Charles Rowland is a Labrador, fight me, Idiots in Love, Light Angst, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Charles Rowland and his ongoing Bi Sexual Denial Summary:

How to get yourself a boyfriend in six easy steps, Charles Rowland style!

After realising he's in love with Edwin, Charles does what /any/ normal person would do upon the realisation they have feelings for their bestie - who also loves them.

He sets up an elaborate fake dating scheme.

It's foolproof! Gift fic for @b-chrno !! Who’s ask included Fake dating and pining  and boy oh boy am i on board for those things.