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[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Totally My Boyfriend

Okay, this is for @cliophilyra for a holiday gift exchange. This is a "What if Eddie and Ali all happened in season 1 and this is an end of season 1/start of season 2 Buck meeting Tommy because Ali dumped him right before his parents came to town and Buck needs a perfect partner to show off just how far he's gotten in life" fic with a holiday twist. Enjoy! 🥰

Totally My Boyfriend

| Pairing: BuckTommy | Rated: M | WC: 25.5K | Chapter: 5/5 |

Summary: Evan "Buck" Buckley wanted to show off to his parents during the holidays - great life, great job, great girlfriend. But when his recently moved-in girlfriend of eight months dumps him before the holiday season, he decides to take Chimney up on his offer to find him a fake partner for when his parents visit. He just didn't know that the partner would be a fake boyfriend by the name of Thomas "Tommy" Kinard. And Buck didn't expect that he might want to keep Tommy as his actual boyfriend.

Excerpt:

“Hi. I’m Tommy Kinard. The partner,” said Tommy as he extended the flowers to Evan, “Do you need any help with preparing for the parents? I’m great at cleaning up. I’m admittedly an okay cook too, but I do take direction well, if that helps.” Tommy. Might have. Winked. Because, fuck it, the man was handsome. This might be his last conversation with the man. Why not put on a bit of the charm? Evan. Blushed. Crimson. It seemed to spread to his neck; his chest a bit. He swallowed hard. Oh. Well. Maybe this wouldn’t be the last conversation. Or. Maybe it would at least be more than a five-minute conversation.

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[mamawasatesttube]

So I know you’ve mentioned it before but I just wanted to hear again your thoughts on Tim x Ives

ooohohohooo timives the gently doomed romance of it all ♥

in robin '93 and even briefly in rr09 ives is just always kind of there. he drifts out of tim's life sometimes, but he always drifts back in, later. and he's been tim's civilian best friend for so long, and tim knows so many of his secrets. they click. they don't judge each other. they make each other laugh. if tim's gonna fall for anyone he knows in his civilian life, of course it would be ives. who else has been there, been a constant, the way ives has? of course it's ives. but at the same time there's something so tasty about their contrast - the way tim runs headlong towards danger every time, while ives describes himself as a coward. the way tim feels like he has to protect him.

to me, ives is tim's first m/m relationship. it happens in a manner so cliché they both laugh at it: after taking a gap year or two, to wrangle his depression and his ptsd and his Everything, tim decides to get his ged and maybe try college (lucius tells him he'd make a great engineer at waynetech r&d, but he needs a degree for it, and he figures, okay, what the hell, he's already good at tinkering, how hard can getting a bachelor's degree in engineering be?). and then he remembers the difficult thing about being a vigilante and having a full courseload at the same time and goes AUGH. and ives, a year or two ahead of him in university classes (and majoring in something else, but still there) laughs at him. and offers to tutor him. and tim goes yeah fuck okay fine sure yeah. what the Fuck is a free body diagram. and ives laughs at him some more but also really does help him out. (when he gets really stuck and confused, especially on his second semester of chemistry, he phones up zoanne, but that's neither here nor there.)

so tim and ives have this cute little romance over study dates at cozy cafes, over accidentally running into each other at a queer student association meeting and going "oh!" about it, over movie nights at ives's apartment where they squabble over a bowl of popcorn and tim pretends he didn't sleep through the last half of the two towers, disc 2. and it feels nice, and easy, and simple...

...until it doesn't. because tim shows up to a study date with a black eye that even his best attempts at makeup can't fully hide. tim has to miss dinner, and then their rain check dinner, and only comes to the third attempt half an hour late and limping. tim is tired all the time. and he's always been sleepy all the time, but now ives is wondering. and they're making out one day and ives's hand curls over the back of tim's neck and then he recoils, because tim, what is all this scarring, what happened, holy shit is this why you grew out your hair and keep wearing turtlenecks?!

and tim goes. ah. fuck.

and it's only a matter of time. it has only ever been a matter of time. because ives knows him. but he's been lying to ives the entire time they've known each other. the other shoe has always been going to drop. it was only ever a question of when. never if.

so ives finds him out. and he's shocked, and hurt, and betrayed, but then he's even more distraught to realize that he's not that shocked. it makes sense - why tim's always tired, why tim has always been kind of flaky, why tim has always had weird injuries now and then, why tim is so unbothered in the face of things that terrify ives. but what gets him is that these are things he's thought were always just... tim. because tim has been lying to him the entire time they've known each other.

so they break up, but it's softer than it could've been. because ives gets it, he swears. he gets why tim lied. but this is... a lot, and he needs some time to process all of it, and how he feels about it, and about tim. because it's hard to reconcile his goofy gearhead (ex-)boyfriend with a caped crusader who patrols the city by night, fighting crime and solving mysteries. hard to realize just how much tim has boxed up his own life and taken care to only ever let ives see part of it. he gets it - he's not angry, after the initial outburst - but it's hard, and he needs some time. he needs some space.

and so tim's secrets eat away at one more person he cherishes. it was inevitable. they were doomed from the start. but they made each other happy anyways, for a time.

(the coda, to me: tim and ives reconnect and start working on their friendship again a few months later, and tim promises to try not to lie to him anymore, and in an effort to actually show ives the other half of his life, he introduces him to kon. so we have tim sitting there struggling with feelings and complications of feelings and what it means to be honest and to be seen. meanwhile kon says something about his opinions on star wars and ives goes "BRO i am going to KISS YOU on the MOUTH" and tim goes wait. WHAT?)

[justaphantomhuman]

DP Valentine's Core Exchange

For @murcielagatito! I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed drawing them!!!

Thanks to @valentines-core-exchange for hosting this event :D!!

[milowren29]

I'm a little late sharing this here, but I contributed a little early festive cheer to the @anywhere-with-you-event!

Fake It Till We Make It

Prompt - Starter Line: The first time Henry got on his knees for Alex, it was an accident.

Bonus Prompt - Antlers!

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The first time Henry got on his knees for Alex, it was an accident.

It never would have happened if it weren’t for the strict “partners only” rule that Alex’s company had for its annual holiday party. One of the biggest perks of working in the legal department for a major entertainment company was the huge fancy party they put on each year, and Alex had been planning to bring his best friend, Henry, since practically the day he was hired. The two of them had already been talking about it for months by that point.

So, really, the only option Alex was left with was subterfuge.

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For @orchidscript whose prompts inspired me to write this fluffy holiday fake dating adventure! Thank you to you and the AWY mods for putting this event together! :)

[festivetopgun2024]

(un)wanted advances by winterbucky (@spacewinter)

for wordsonamission (@wordsonamission)

Ship: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

Rating: E

Word Count: 5,053

Summary: 

It's not exactly rare for men to hit up on Mav while in a queer bar, and it's not exactly rare for those men not to take 'no' for an answer. Thankfully, Maverick can always count on his wingman to come to his rescue - even if the 'rescue' is pretending to be Mav's boyfriend and doing his best to sell the act. Only, somewhere along the way, it stops being an act, as very real feelings finally come to light. And well - all's well that ends well, right? or fake dating to save mav from a creep turned getting together after years of pining

[See previous Fake Dating Fic.]

[Top Gun 🌞Secret 🎅Fake Dating Fic Exchange Collection]

[julia-loves-cupcakes]

The TSL musical event looks different than I remember 🤔

Now playing: Shadows of friendship

My second @obeymeholidayexchange piece for @aspiringtrashpanda ! I had soooo many ideas for this prompt but nothing looked right X'DD so in the end I thought a fake screenshot would be a fun lil second gift ^^

Version without my tablet's UI after the cut:

The background I got from the game, cause there was no way I could remake it hkdhfk but I did redraw Levi cause I'm a masochist I guess

[fake-hollie]

My gift for @calilk for the @mcytblrholidayexchange

Also bonus playlist.

[scoriarose]

So there's this weevil that now thinks it's an isopod and has been living with them the past few months.

His straw is too short.

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[kalincka]

Assane letting Youssef keep the Avisto suit is so devilishly vicious to me. To anyone it'd just be a silly jab before storming out of the building but Assane knows how much Youssef is obsessed with him at this point. He's seen how the man has kept every single clue regarding him. “Hey I know you can't stop thinking about me and I've just betrayed you but don't worry you can keep the disguise that I specifically crafted for you for that one secret time you've been closest to me. Yes you can keep it. As a souvenir. You'll never forget how it felt being created by me :)"

[sixbynine-da]

Chapters: 1/9 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Monty (Dead Boy Detectives)/Charles Rowland (DCU), Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Monty/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland Characters: Charles Rowland (DCU), Monty (Dead Boy Detectives), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Crystal Palace (DCU) Additional Tags: Charles Rowland Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Charles Rowland, Monty loves Edwin Paine, Monty loves Charles Rowland, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - College/University, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne and Crystal Palace are Like Siblings, Pining, Mutual Pining, Crystal Palace has the brain cell, Fake/Pretend Relationship, mild homophobia, Misunderstandings, Charles Rowland is a Labrador, fight me, Idiots in Love, Light Angst, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Charles Rowland and his ongoing Bi Sexual Denial Summary:

How to get yourself a boyfriend in six easy steps, Charles Rowland style!

After realising he's in love with Edwin, Charles does what /any/ normal person would do upon the realisation they have feelings for their bestie - who also loves them.

He sets up an elaborate fake dating scheme.

It's foolproof! Gift fic for @b-chrno !! Who’s ask included Fake dating and pining  and boy oh boy am i on board for those things.

[raineandsky]

#34

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

The villain can see the hero, just about, crossing the dingy basement car park. The lacklustre lighting throws them into silhouette, only recognisable by the stupid gait they always carry themself with, undeservedly confident.

“[Villain],” they open, their voice raised slightly to echo across the empty space, but the villain doesn’t give them the time of day. They shove their arm into the bag at their side, yanking their trusty pistol from the side pocket.

“Unlike you to wanna meet here. Figured you’d be scared of me keying your car.”

“I am, but my car’s not here.” They’re almost in front of the villain, and the barrel raises slightly to follow them. “I just wanted to talk.”

“You wanted to talk,” they echo disbelievingly. “What the hell would you want to talk about that doesn’t end with us both trying to kill each other?”

“Put the gun down, [Villain], jeez.” The hero finally pauses in front of them, letting out the deepest sigh the villain has ever heard from them. There’s a moment of deliberation, but they lower it slightly, just enough so that it’s not pointing in their nemesis’s face. “I would understand if you hated this idea and tried to kill me afterwards, though.”

The villain raises their eyebrows. “You’re coming to me with an idea that will make me want to kill you? Do tell.”

“It’s… it’s my parents.” The hero avoids the villain’s gaze to ignore the incredulous expression blatantly adorning their face. “I was stupid. They keep asking if I’m dating anyone, and it’s been incessant, and in the heat of the moment I just said I was. They know all the heroes—they’d know immediately I’m not actually with any of them.”

“Please don’t say what I think you’re going to say.”

“I just need you to work with me for one evening. Come to my parents house, say hi, have a civil dinner with them. We can get back to kicking each other’s asses next day.”

The villain crosses their arms, careful not to accidentally pull the trigger on themself. “And I would do this for you because…?”

“Ach, I don’t know,” the hero says quietly as if they hadn’t considered this. “I guess free food? I’ve seen you in the back of the restaurant before, and–”

“Okay!” the villain cuts across them suddenly. “Okay, stop talking. I will come, only for the free food, and I will go straight back to trying to kill you the moment it’s over, alright?”

The hero practically beams. “That’s perfect. You do have to be civil to my parents if you want the food, though. They’ll just kick us out if you’re an ass.”

The villain tsks in annoyance. “Typical.”

-

“Okay, if they ask what you do, you’re just as normal as any civilian.”

The two of them are sitting in the hero’s car on the driveway. The villain hadn’t been particularly set on the idea of voluntarily getting into a hero’s car, but they’d insisted. Their parents would doubt their relationship if they didn’t turn up in the same car, apparently.

“Did you bring your gun?”

The villain shifts so that the back of their jacket sits more smoothly over the top of their jeans. “No.”

“[Villain].”

“Okay, fine, jeez.” They pull their pistol out with an annoyed tut, shoving it into the glovebox. “Happy now?”

“Yeah. I don’t need you trying to shoot up my parents, thanks.” The hero pushes their door open, stepping into the cool evening air. “Come on then.”

The villain mirrors them on the other side as they go to the front door. The house is nice, very nice, much nicer than they could afford. A nice house must have some nice possessions. Maybe they can get something out of this trip.

They join the hero as they ring the doorbell. “Now, please remember to be nice.” They turn to give the villain a smile. “My parents are getting on now, and the last thing they need is a heart attack caused by you.”

“Sure thing.” The villain smirks a little evilly, and the hero’s smile decidedly turns less confident.

Both of them drop the act as the door swings open. “[Hero]!” the man at the door greets cheerfully, wrapping the hero in a tight hug before giving the villain a once over. “Oh, you must be the one they’ve been talking about. Please, come inside, we’re so excited to meet you.”

The villain flashes the hero a grin as they step inside, and they get an expression that screams regret in return.

The dinner is impossible to lie about—it’s delicious. The hero’s mother’s entrance is accompanied by a tray of potatoes as she lays it amongst the other vegetables for the roast she’s made. The three of them make light small talk until she sits down, and then it’s into the deep water.

The two of them probe as subtly as they can about the villain’s life. The hero pushes them in the right direction by giving them a light kick here and there, which the villain delightedly rewards them for by saying completely the wrong thing, much to the hero’s dismay. Their parents share surprised glances every-so-often, but they do a grand job of feigning neutral interest. 

Eventually the villain decides they need their payment for this evening. “Excuse me, everyone,” they say innocently as they get to their feet. “I just need to use the bathroom.”

The hero’s father points them down the hall, and with a grateful smile they’re out of the dining room and off into the house.

(Part 2)

[caterjunes]

reeeaaally really empathizing hard w/ rots anakin right now. like. oh yeah ok i get it. he's been sleep-deprived & running w/ a high level of stress hormones nonstop for months. he keeps asking for advice and help and the jedi just say "what does yr heart tell you?" and "try not worrying about it. 🧘‍♂️" and the only person who actually seems to care about him is.... evil? but. that can't be right... what?

but there's no time to think about it because he did what he were supposed to do and told the jedi and now events are moving very fast and oops he got in the way and did something very impulsive and now mace windu is dead and it's anakin's fault, actually. and he still hasn't processed anything that's happened in the last... week? two months? ever in his life? but his friend palpatine is there and telling him that it's okay. that he did the right thing, that he did good. and guess what anakin? you don't have to worry about making any more hard decisions, because palpatine is gonna make them for you and you just have to do them. isn't that better? isn't that easier? isn't it?

[apparitionism]

Hi! I'm your warehouse 13 gift exchange gifter! I mainly write fanfic, any ratings, I'd prefer writing shippy fluff or humor to angst but feel free to give me any prompts you're interested in and I can see whether I can do something with them :) if you have several ideas to pick from that would be great! I also make moodboards and edits if you'd prefer something like that, maybe headers to your own fics? Or I could make a podfic of your fic. Just let me know! :)

Greetings of the season to you, gift exchange gifter, as well as huge thanks to you for hanging in there with this small but mighty fandom! I’m delighted to hear that you prefer writing humor to angst, because I’m a huge fan of comedy; anything screwball and/or slapstick is likely to put a smile on my face. In that vein, here are a few B&W questions that might spark funny (or possibly tragicomic) answers: Would there ever be a situation in which one or both of them would be compelled to herd peacocks, or maybe to perform a stand-up routine? Does one or both have a fear of puppets? Might one or both feel supremely confident in having deduced the working of an artifact, yet have to face the consequences of having been completely wrong? Might they have to crash a wedding, or a funeral, or both in rapid succession? Could one or the other get trapped in a completely incongruous location... the overhead compartment of an airplane, say, or the case for an upright bass?

No pressure on you to respond to anything I’ve burbled out here. Whatever inspiration strikes you, I hope you’ll pursue it, because the creation of more Bering and Wells stuff to hang out there in the world is by definition an excellent gift.