#spoof

[robin-writes-and-such]

Haven’t read the Book of Bill but this is what I think the general premise is based off of all the Tumblr posts about it

[doofazoid]

Branch meeting his niece and nephews

[godwantsit]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot - The Weird World of Dr. Goldfoot (1965)

[bretzkysbs]

[nalem]

Guardian of the Earth or That's No MOON?!

[videoreligion]

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

[kuuttituutti]

Aw nuts /Hereditary

We can all agree that this song slaps right?

[shinobi-illuminator]

Jinx and Viktor together have the same energy as Peanut and Jose Jalapeño

[smile-files]

object show dashboard simulator

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🛒shop-png Follow

i swear to cart if one more object tries to use me to buy their groceries i will explode

✂️ i-beat-paper Follow

um well maybe if you stop hanging out in the grocery store 24/7 folks won't use you like you're a regular shopping cart???

🛒shop-png Follow

dude i work at the grocery store. go outside and cut some grass

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🧩 fuzzypuzzle Follow

this week was soooo fun!!!

sunday: sat in a field

monday: sat in a field

tuesday: smiled at a bug

wednesday: sat in a field

thursday: sat in a field

friday: died :P

saturday: sat in a field

i hope all of you had a good week too <33

🪀 yay-for-yo-yo Follow

OMY same!!!! but i smiled at 2 bugs, not 1.

soooo happy to see you happy, puzzle piece!!!!!! :D

🪵 logrot23 Follow

hey sorry is this a mutuals only thing? or can i also talk about my week

🧩 fuzzypuzzle Follow

oh no worries, go ahead!!! :)

🪵 logrot23 Follow

i killed 17 people

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🍰 cake-at-stake Follow

lol you bfdi lovers WISH you had my url

🔥 fireyfan1 Follow

UGH

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❄️ fragile-snowflake Follow

what the flake is wrong with you people making thirst posts about fan. you know he's on here right?? he can see that

🥨 pretzelboy2008 Follow

who said i don't want him to see it? ;)

❄️ fragile-snowflake Follow

i will eat you

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🧍‍♂️theguy9348 Follow

Hey guys, I hope you're ready for my face reveal...

What do you think? I hope I don't look too ugly...

⚙️ machines-in-love Follow

EWWWW what's this thing doing on the object website???? for cog's sake, sending this guy to the TLC right now

💀 flamingskull Follow

haha op isn't it so funny that i'm a sentient version of your bones

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☢️ rad-positivity Follow

friends, remember that it's always okay to ask for a hug when you need one. you are valid and you are seen <3

🪥 toothteller Follow

okay maybe for me but if anyone gave you a hug they'd die. you're literally a biohazard

☢️ rad-positivity Follow

there's always recovery centers :) i'm just prioritizing my mental health <3

🪥 toothteller Follow

what is wrong with you? can we make out?

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🪭 inanimateinsanityfan Follow

now i know what it feels like to have... obsessive fans...

for totally unrelated reasons i won't be active on this blog for an unspecified amount of time :D

🌡fantubeshipper4life Follow

omga i bet it's cuz he's getting married!!!!!

🪭 inanimateinsanityfan Follow

kill yourself

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🧲 pozitive Follow

is it just me, or am i always drawn to pessimists?

[other positive charges DNI. i will block you]

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🍀 ii3clover Follow

tee hee :)

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:) ?

🙂 smile-files Follow

oh my goodness

[neptunes-sol-angel]

Exorcising the unseriousness from my body before taking another leap at content creating ✨️

Pile One

"What do people say behind your back? 😱😵🔮"

They're saying that you're a bad bitch

Pile Two

"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you"

Pile Three

Cheer up, you got this. Just think of it as another day where you're the hot person who people are obsessed with.

[joules-per-second]

I'd like to direct your attention to a passion project that dropped 4 days ago, but looks like something straight out of 2010 YouTube: Harry Potter and the Stone, a shot-for-shot (2 hour 30 minute long) spoof remake by someone called Doggie House.

Featuring:

A fully-bearded 11-year-old (the baby version was also played by him),

Two Dumbledores for no stated reason,

This guy as the snake in the zoo (and many other animals portrayed similarly),

The greatest portrait gallery of all time,

and Hagrid on a tricycle.

Many of their locations are handmade miniatures with actors greenscreened in front, and the way the editing ensures that absolutely NOBODY looks like they're actually walking around (rather, just...slithering in place, and somehow being propelled forward regardless) makes for some of the funniest and most engaging crowd shots I've ever seen.

The dedication to the amount of editing, set-building, and sheer commitment to the utterly bizarre makes me so happy to see; I love grand-scale passion projects!

[doofazoid]

recently rewatched shark tale

[czgif]

Miloš Kopecký in Adela Has Not Had Supper Yet AKA Dinner For Adele (Adéla ještě nevečeřela) 1978, dir. Oldřich Lipský IMDB

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

For context, Dr. Goldfoot (in this film) builds anatomically correct girl robots. He has planted a bomb in each one, and whomever she kisses, they explode into smithereens. He's plotting to exterminate the leader of each country in order to take over the world.

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Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot////

Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

[radicalfantastical]