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When he calls you a gay slur but immediately blushes when you grab him :|

This idea happened bc of that one book passage that describes Tedesco as having broken his nose in his youth... What if- what if it was Bellini ;-;

here are all the discarded versions of the panels… idk what happened, at a certain point i gave up

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he walka da turtle

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professional tedesco yapper aldo bellini

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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mon conclaveurs sûrs francophones laissez-moi vous prendre la main et vous expliquer comment jvlivs (sch) et goffredo tedesco sont en réalité à la croisée des chemins

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heart shaped forget-me-nots

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lien

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Sergio Castellitto as Goffredo Tedesco Conclave (2024)

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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those violins in conclave are the vine boom sound effect of the film

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DUDE I LOVE YOUR CONCLAVE FICS SO MUCH. I just caught up with the last chapter from the Exorcist of Venice and oh my days, I absolutely love the way you characterise Bellini and Tedesco it’s fantastic. I’m just sending you an ask because I was wondering if you have any recommendations for Conclave fanfiction on ao3? I’m open to anything, as long as it’s well written! I hope you have a fantastic day

thank you so much!! 💖

oh my, there's so many to choose from! but here are some of my personal favourite fics/series/authors (in no particular order):

machiavelli's room by harpernovakaine

Did you know it could be così? by Moonfishgirl

Crown Of Thorns by @rodamned

Labor omnia vincit by rodamned

Eros (ἔρως) by rodamned

Algo, Bellini by @incurablenecromantic

italian lessons by fuckityfardisgetinthetardis

veniat ad me et bibat by @kalincka

Enjoy the Silence by @yuhlena

So Pure In Thought by yuhlena

PLEASE keep an eye on the tags! most of these are explicit and/or violent and/or dddne!

out of the hundreds of fics i've read these have, for one reason or other, touched my soul in a way i find hard to describe.

but there are so so so many more brilliant and creative and fun fics on ao3! we just passed 500 fics in the conclave (2024) tag, so there's something for everybody out there!

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this came to me in a vision during my linguistics lecture and now you have to see this

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The Patriarch of Venice is asked to perform an exorcism.

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„We are going to TALK.“

I love when in fanart they get yanked by their cross, so I propose the special backwards yank (only available during special occasions!).

A very effective way to shut Tedesco up, even if for the briefest of moments :)

Wider image crop (+sketch) below:

And matching pfps for you and your worstie

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I don't normally post my fanfics here (mostly because I never finish anything, but I digress), but this one I must. I wrote it as part of a multifandom drabble challenge and I was so stressed about publishing it, because the challenge crowd is very much not a tumblr crowd... And after all that stress, noone read it lol. So, let's see if I can get like 4 people to read it here:

Biblically (A Conclave drabble) : Tedesco/Bellini

not explicit, but very much sexual, also, blasphemy ♥

All of this is inherently erotic – is something he should not think. But he is. There is sex dripping from the walls of the Sistine Chapel. It’s in the paintings, the statues, the elaborate windows, in the pillars and columns, in the eyes of Jesus on the cross, in the hands of a rough Italian man blowing smoke in his face, devouring him, taking him, touching him. His hands! Oh God, oh God, oh God!

„Same time next week, sì?“ Tedesco says matter-of-factly when he’s finished dressing. „For our little massage session?“ „Yes,“ Aldo breathes out, almost like a prayer.