#everyone is fair game
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
December 5th
Four: *rubs hands together* okay line up!
Legend: oh fuck off!
Four: have you not forgotten āthrow short people day?ā
Everyone: y-yesss.
Four: now itās karma
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#time doesnāt get slapped#nor does twilight#heās all ready been through enough#he slaps sky for taking throw short people day literally#everyone is fair game#and when they least expect it
148 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
Yuesya I'm sure as a loving author you wouldn't give Kiyohira his arm back just to kill him off, right? He can sit pretty as the Tobiume branch elder and not get killed on a mission. My trust in you is totally absolute after last chapter.
:D
#QA#i'm kidding#maybe#kiyohira's fate is undecided atm#we'll see where it goes!#everyone is fair game#(nods)
57 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
My tolerance for stupid ass people and their stupid ass opinions is growing thin.
1 note
Ā·
View note
Text
Doodles and Tifa š¤
#The gym pals are Tifa Zack and Cloud because they are the only one in game that i saw getting compliments on their physique by experts#I like to think Cloud does like to stay in shape and exercise regularly but gym isnāt his thing per se#Zack and Tifa on the other hand does#Give me modren Au where nothing wrong happens and everyone is happy give me life#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#just tiny hc#zack fair#Ffvii r#final fantasy vii#ffvii rebirth#Cloti#sorry cloud i only colored your head here lol#I donāt know anything about motorcycles#Zack have best ass and you canāt negotiate#Bye#My art
1K notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
I put wayyyy too much effort in such a silly joke and I miss the person I was before I discovered fan fiction.
Criston and Alicent represent my last two braincells that have not been corrupted by the internet, silently asking themselves where it all went wrong.
#house of the dragon#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#hod memes#hod shitpost#everyone is fair game in the Targaryen family#alicent should start knocking before entering her children's rooms#honestly how many times has this woman walked in on Aegon naked or playing with his sword (and i don't mean blackfire)#hiiiiiiiii...#and they were castle mates
647 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Yet another jewish privilege: Stores putting sales on holiday items because (apparently) management has no clue when "those people's" holidays are.
They put chanukah candles on sale for $0.71 a box the week before chanukah
#jumblr#meme#personal thoughts tag#those stores wouldn't DREAM about putting xmas stuff on sale which makes this extra funny#look if stores keep doing this then... i hope they never look up when the holidays are frankly#i am a COLLEGE STUDENT. let me be cheap ššš#tbf thaose stores have notoriously cheap judaica#i got my shabbos candles for a couple bucks and i'm good for like... six weeks now#honestly if i were a manager i'd do that on purpose#just make everyone think that nobody'll buy them anyway so we should just put a sale on it#when all along.... it was THE WEEK OF CHANUKAH THE WHOLE TIME (evil laughter commences)#edit for the first tag: i meant putting xmas stuff on sale DURING the xmas season. the day after xmas is fair game ofc#and i respect that. get those sales. jews apparently get them 24/7 unless it's a jewish store (because they know better)
210 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
*in the lab*
Tony: Hey Pete could you stand up for a sec?
Peter: yeah, sure
Tony: *takes chair* thanks
#Tony has done this to everyone in the compound at least 3 times before#except for natasha#she fell for it once#and only once#now they have a new rule#no smacking people in the face with a chair while theyre doing a crossword#any other time is fair game though#Tony stark#irondad#peter parker#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#tony stark#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#mcu
503 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
MANLYBADASSHERO LOVERS WE WINNN
#THANK GOD HE DID MARRIED IN RED#I was firm on waiting until he played I was not gonna go to anyone else!!#AND WHEN IT STARTED POPPING UP ON MY FEED??? BRO#I was begging for manly to play it#'PLEASE SIR!! EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT. I BELIEVE IN YOU!!'#and then... it happened#I can't watch it rn cause I'm a bit busy but when I'm free I'm gonna tear into this video#now manly just needs to play the last 2 or studio investigraves games and then we'll be goodš#he only has cold front dead plate and now married in red rn#honestly fair for elevator hitch cause that gane has like 17 different endingsš#manlybadasshero#studio investigraves#racheldrawsthis#married in red
227 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
one of those days i wake up devastatingly hungry btw šš
#i have food i can microwave but it aināt the same#also im kinda mad at my friend now#we planned to go to a nearby city today but she wanted to reschedule for tomorrow#(we are in middle nowhere rn)#but that means we donāt rlly have food for today bc we planned to go to the city for that :((#and now weāll probably waste more gas on getting that done today#compared to if we just stuck to the plan#ughghghg#i hate taking leftovers back to my place bc they immediately become fair game for everyone i live with#talk
89 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#Shadowheart#Gale of Waterdeep#The Underdark is Going Well#When I finally managed to get there because the game wouldn't let me fast travel out of the Mountain Pass until I'd had another long rest#Also I keep seeing pictures of Early Access Gale and it freaks me out#Early Access Gale isn't real and he can't hurt me#I find him very upsetting#He is not as friend-shaped#My current mission is actually to find a way to get Astarion's approval up at least a little bit#He's the only companion still in Neutral#I've got 3 exceptional#2 fair#and the vampire still doesn't gaf#I am determined that he will be my friend#whether he likes it or not#He's right on the cusp of fair#I will get him there#Without brutally murdering everyone#I think I misstepped in a couple of conversations where I could have got approval and instead just didn't get anything#I might never get him to exceptional#But I will get him to good at least
681 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
rip to people who wanted rat grinder redemption arcs. I understand you and I have been in your place but also. fuck them kids.
#mostly. I hated them and wanted them to die#well. not Mary Ann or Buddy.#but everyone else is fair game#if you weren't cheering and clapping when fabian said he was gonna skin ivy alive idk what to tell you#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fhjy
250 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Sometimes I think about how 999 has Hongou live at the end while the rest of Cradle dies by his handā¦ Like, he is a vile person. Zero, the people explicitly trying to get revenge on him for Akane's murder, they left him alive. Vulnerable and in the trunk of a car driven by people who hate him, sure, but still alive, even knowing that he'd never regret his actions!!! He showed us that he wouldn't!! Zero gave him the MISSION to confess to his crimes or else deal with the Nonary Game, and he refused to confess, and killed people to avoid the crimes coming to light!!! He decided that he'd rather dig himself deeper than ever repent!!! And then Zero forces him to have his crimes exposed anyways. While ALIVE. While having the blood of the people he killed on his hands, with Zero avoiding getting her hands dirty.
#zero escape#zero escape spoilers#999 spoilers#999#gentarou hongou#ace 999#and like...#compare to ztd's ending question i guess. are you going to let the person who did this to you live?#even if it never happened in this timeline?#but in 999 the entire game puts hongou in a position where he ends up murdering MORE people. so yeah.#the narrative could've killed him easily and we'd all have gone ''yeah this is fair'' but instead he has to LIVE. WITH EVERYONE KNOWING IT#fucking WILD. drag this man through the mud some more (cheering)
83 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Just saw Sonic Movie 3.
This is a spoiler free, vibes only review:
LOVED IT. I have some objective, movie-making-perspective quirks about it, but itās once again another love letter to this franchise. If you have the ability to see it, I hope you do!
Last thing Iāll say is to the group of girls sitting behind me who held my hands and cheered at our victory, if you happen to see this, you are my people š
#Iām grateful theatres are back#sitting in a room of people who love things just as much as you do is absolutely magical#and let the record state that everyone was properly respectful during the movie itself#but we all know that during and beyond the credits is fair game#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgheog
62 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
would Tumblr the website/app be a manifestation of the Spiral?
Is this website driving us all mad? Yeah, probably.
#tumblr#from real life#the magnus archives#tma#polls#manifestation polls#the spiral#mod Moth š¦#certainly is for me anyway#now I can't watch anything without searching for homoerotic tension#I also keep comparing daily situations to meme formats#I referenced the snapewives like it was common knowledge and horrified everyone with the explanation#and I was out with a few people and they started playing the āhear me outā game#and someone said helen parr and shego from kim possible#and I was like ābut they're just conventionally attractive ladies how is that a hear me out?ā#and it wasn't until someone else pointed out that they're animated that I remembered that to many people#being attracted to cartoon characters is a little weird#to be fair part of this is more the neurodivergency#and the asexuality#but still#tumblr certainly isn't helping#i am cringe but i am free
62 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
disco elysium au where everything is the same but you can just take random npcs into your party. like, you're investigating the murder as normal, but the smoker on the balcony is there
#posts by me#inspired by garte nation. what if you could grab almost everyone and take them along#i think some characters should stay in a fixed place like joyce and evrart but most of them should be fair game for this
712 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Finished AC Unity. RIP Arno Dorian you wouldāve loved Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)
#assassinās creed#ac unity#arno dorian#arno victor dorian#elise de la serre#babblingbrook babbles#NO BC I DONT LIKE ELISE BUT I DID CRY WHEN SHE DIED#NOT BC SHE DIED BUT BC I WAS SO UPSET FOR ARNO#BRO COULD N O T CATCH A BREAK#heās on the baby girl list now btw I will be making art of him tonight#I felt so bad for Arno the whole game#also heās such a fucking smartass šš#I ALSO SEE WHY EVERYONE HAS THE FATTEST ASS#heās second for me I think Connor has the fattest but#Arno is close second#hey guys Iām unwell someone pls talk to me abt this game (im 10 years late)#to be fair I was also. 10 when this game came out.#adding a tag thatās supposed to say why everyone says Arno has the fattest ass#whoops
79 notes
Ā·
View notes