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If you were sufficiently determined and sufficiently morally bankrupt, do you think you could start a cult?

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do you own anything that's older than you?

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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I'm doing some book bingos and one of the categories is "book perfect for the current season" but I don't understand what that means. I don't really have that association with books. And how do you even find a book like that on purpose? I don't understand how to do this.

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i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

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Alright, so I'm enjoying Wednesday, but the thing I don't get is why Wednesday Addams found out that the guy she was into was a ravening monster and that was somehow a turn off. Like, she's an Addams. All her favourite people are mad, murderous criminals.

Ideal ending is Wednesday and Tyler being in a situationship where he murders people who get in her way and leaves them on her doorstep like a cat. She tases him and threatens him with knives, then they make out about it over the dead body while threatening to kill each other. They're not together. She sees other people. If they can't survive the Hyde that's stalking her, they're not cut out for a relationship with an Addams.

Her family are all very supportive of her relationship ("It's not a relationship, mother. I will kill him.") and they give her romantic ideas for how to try to kill him. Tyler thinks that he and Fester are mortal enemies, but actually Fester just impaled him in that spike trap as a family bonding activity. Tyler has thrown Pugsley through seven walls so far, and counting.

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Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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Me reading Rhythm of War: Oh, so Moash is just a dramatic little emo gay. The toxic yaoi enjoyers ate well with this one.

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That was a mistake.

But it was a delicious mistake so I will definitely not be learning from it.

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16 bunnies

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Experimental lime and coconut squares... Probably cooked? Hopefully cooked? The skewer came out clean, so I guess we have to trust that.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀