#but still

[rystiel]

au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2)

[razziecat]

My dude, I feel ya. It once took me four hours to realize that someone had asked me out.

I know (well, I know now) that my inability to date like a normal person is very likely down at least in part to the ADHD, and armed with that knowledge I am using my not inconsiderable intelligence (heretofore the reason the ADHD was not detected) to try and be a little less awkward in affairs of the heart. It's like job interviews, if I can get past the resume-reading system I can usually ace the interviews. I am clinically diagnosed as very charming! I do my best not to be a creep!

And I know that the person I'm chatting with in this dating app, having accepted the resume as it were, is making increasingly unsubtle sexual overtures. That's not even unwelcome in this case. Thank you for persevering in the face of my initial obliviousness. It's been a while and this is a nice ego boost.

But we started out talking about a date at an art museum and while I am in fact adept at sexting, I am much better at discussing Magritte's artistic influences and Chagall's use of light, and what they might like to see when we go to the museum. I want to know what they like! You know....in the Modern Wing.

None of which is getting either of us laid, but sex is better when you've recently seen Paris Street, Rainy Day by Gustave Caillebotte, it just is. You're so hot I want to see your face when I show you Brancusi's Two Penguins! You don't even have to buy me dinner first, you just have to put up with the worst wingman ever: Pablo Picasso.

Why am I like this.

[verysadlesbian]

Y'all think I care about canon????!!!! I was out here, in the motherfuckin' trenches, shipping Destiel!!! I don't fucking care about such unimportant things as "canon".

[polarprude]

eye SEE eye am SEEING things

[apurpledust]

guys I was reading this book written in the 1950s, which is basically a fictionized retelling of Napoleon's life, but it really reads more like a romantic biography. The author includes this Napjuno crumb,,,,

oh my goddddd someone sedate me also there's this scene with Napoleon sort of joking with Murat before revealing his displeasure of Junot's "indiscreet disclosures"

the part mentioning Junot's death😭

[subculture-deep-dive]

fun story: my grandpa did this and IT WORKED

there was a roundabout right outside of town that had trees planted in it that died immediately. He complained about them for a solid six months.

one day he gets back from work, tells me he needs to go do something, and disappears for a few hours

turns out he had grabbed his hardhat and high-vis vest and just "pulled those suckers out" (his words)

this was a fairly busy roundabout, mind you. And he was pretty well-known in the area, so easy to recognize.

no one so much as stopped to ask what he was up to. Said his heart was racing the entire time (which was not ideal as he was prone to heart attacks -- maybe don't do this if you have a heart condition)

Listen I’m not saying that *I* have the balls to buy a reflective vest and go off on a roadside or retention pond somewhere and start fucking around guerrilla gardening

But I am saying that the past week I’ve driven past many MANY people in reflective vests either doing roadwork or maintaining roadside shrubbery or whatever and the amount of times I considered questioning what the fuck they were doing is zero and the amount of times I would’ve even had the TIME to question what the fuck they were doing is zero

I saw groups of people I saw someone solo I didn’t question it I just figured ‘eh they’re doing SOMETHING and carried on. Depending on the location you pick, anyone who WOULD Karen up and interrogate you won’t even have the time space or ability to

[flamingoprincess25]

Y'all realize that these motherfuckers are the same age and height?

The more you know 🙃

[god-syndicate-if]

ngl when I saw that we'd be Ares I lowkey hoped Hephaestus would be an RO 👀 like where are they and how did you choose which gods to include as romance options (and why not hades 😩)?

I have plans for like 99% of the gods really. A lot of them are ones that aren't really heard about and I hope in the next few chapters you'll see. So Hephaestus, Athena, Hera, etc all the main goddies, I have put thought into where they are and what they're doing and why and how. As for Hades well... Casey ride an electric bike so can you really blame me for not making him a RO?

[polaris-likethestar]

okay and what if i said lorna dane x emma frost what then

[foxx-queen]

the lore inconsistencies with the blight in this game are actually exhausting. 'the rules have changed the blight has changed' okay but make it make sense within the changes please like

the blight is the titans dreams gone mad with rage okay. red lyrium is lyrium infected with the blight. except that section of red lyrium in harding's quest which is... angry... but somehow not infected with the blight... even though we know what red lyrium is from inquisition

the calling eventually kills you but there's a bunch of super blighted wardens who've been alive for ages underground. isseya has been alive since the 4th blight. these wardens aren't even proper darkspawn they're just Really Corrupted

there's that ominous 'theres something in the blight' quest you do in the wetlands that just turns out to be a giant blight growth. darkspawn appear from blight pools now. also apparently in the wetlands there's just a bunch of flowers happily thriving beneath the blight that are fine once the blight is removed. did we forget the western approach. that the land is barren after it's infected with the blight.

it's super easy to become infected with the blight, except if you're rook and co apparently because that blighted status sure doesn't really have any consequences. spEAKING OF which neve/bellara become super duper infected by the blight to the point they can control it and yet afterwards... they're fine?? they're fine!! there's no cure for the blight except apparently you can just shake it off. the hero of fereldan has been searching for a cure for decades but could've just shrugged it off apparently!

[everl0v3r]

dear burning spice owners. how does it feel to dominate arena

[pippindot]

I am going to hurl myself into the sun

We tried some master signs in class today. There was a sendaway to cone. I gave her the Charge cue I used in our Utility foundations, which means Go Out To That Thing and Slap It (which had only ever been a blue stanchion, never a cone). Pip is perfect and a genius so she went right out to the cone and slapped it. I asked her for a Sit while she was out there and she was like ?? And did sit but

HOWWWWWW COULD I BE SO EVIL AS TO NOT PAY THAT PERFECT REP OF WHAT I ASKED FOR RIGHT AWAY???? SHE INNOVATED FOR ME IM SO MAD AT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[a-timely-problem]

back in 2021, my mom and I watched Wanda vision together. And right now we're both sick so I was like: "hey, let's watch Agatha all along!" And my mom definitely likes the show but do y'all wanna know the issue? She has the memory of a literal goldfish. Everything surprises her. Including that Agatha ain't a good guy BC she remembers absolute nothing😭👍

[pellucid-constellations]

The next part of Fable is pretty heavy with injury and angst so remember to read those warnings <3 It'll be posted either later today or early tomorrow!

[bellcza]

the qatar world cup started 2 years ago today and i am not joking when i say that month changed the trajectory of my life.