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December 5th
Four: *rubs hands together* okay line up!
Legend: oh fuck off!
Four: have you not forgotten “throw short people day?”
Everyone: y-yesss.
Four: now it’s karma
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#time doesn’t get slapped#nor does twilight#he’s all ready been through enough#he slaps sky for taking throw short people day literally#everyone is fair game#and when they least expect it
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i kinda don’t get people who characterize maccready as like… secretly generous, or having a heart of gold or anything. like don’t get me wrong i don’t think he’s downright malicious or anything, but the dude is absolutely a selfish jerk once you get past the charming facade. that’s the part that’s compelling!
like, he’s nice enough and open enough with the player once you get high enough affinity with him, but his reactions to player actions still point to him being a jerk overall. the sosu just happens to be in His Circle of people he can be vulnerable with. that includes you, his son, and maybe daisy. everyone else can kick rocks, the same way it was in little lamplight
he HAD to grow up with that kind of “us vs the world, every man for himself” mentality in the capitol wasteland. doing so otherwise gets you killed or taken advantage of, which is just protracted death anyways. having grown up in a place where slavers run rampant, people are all pushing each other further down just to boost themselves up and live one more day, and it’s literally impossible to make renewable food sources because the ground is so poisoned i genuinely don’t blame him for ending up a little tight fisted. the fact that he was the mayor of little lamplight just meant that he ended up being able to accept a few people as His To Protect instead of being a total lone wolf.
the way he reacts to the players open generosity isn’t just for show, he Actually Dislikes when you give stuff away without expecting anything in return. you might need that thing and now its just gone!! that person might see you as a sucker! you give an inch and they’ll take a mile! and it makes sense for his character to be like that considering everything. i don’t get why people want to change that into him just being kind of tsundere.
i understand that having your babygirl blorbo comfort character be a canonical asshole in ways that aren’t just kinda charming can be offputting, but like…. the way he treats the sosu is a very notable exception to the rest of his life & it’s a much more interesting dynamic imo. especially if you’re playing a goody two shoes martyr. but that’s just me
#robert joseph maccready#i also have come to the realization that him disliking when you give austin the cure in v88 is in character#he doesn’t know shit about how medicine works#he just sees some magical cure being used on a random sheltered vault kid who got himself into this mess anyways#meanwhile *his son* is suffering#i also think his disdain towards being generous is because of the ‘if i can’t have it no one can’ mentality#similar to how astarion acts in bg3#maccready didn’t have any help as a kid. he went through it all by himself. he had to suffer alone#seeing someone get treated with kindness after spending his whole life getting beat down#to the point where he just convinced himself that good people were made up entirely#it’s like a slap to the face#‘you mean this existed the whole time? people like YOU have been out here the whole time? and i was just unlucky?’ etc#idk i took two benadryls and now im cooking#not art
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Dick: Look. I know why you’re here. You don’t want Bludhaven’s problems spreading into your precious Gotham. And you don’t trust me to contain this. But the Haven is my personal crusade. Just like Gotham is yours. And I’ve been doing all right so far.
Bruce: I never means to intrude. I’m surprised to hear you talk about Gotham that way.
Dick: it’s not my hometown. I was born in a trailer by the big top. I never really had a hometown. Until now.
Bruce: I didn’t know you felt like that. But I understand. Well. That’s it then.
Dick: Damn.
Nightwing Vol.2. #14
#dick and Bruce#god it’s like they’re having three different conversations and neither of them hear what the other is saying#like Bruce just popped up to solve a crime with you babe#what if he just wanted to spend time with his son the way you two have always spent time together 😭#and what if Bruce thinks dick is rejecting Bruce as a father and the manor as being his home because he said Gotham wasn’t his hometown#because I know dick doesn’t want to screw up in front of Bruce and have Bruce trust him to handle himself so Bruce showing up feels is#like a slap to the face#and he’s saying that#but it SOUNDS like he’s kicking Bruce out of the haven rejecting Gotham as a place of any significance to him#while Bruce sounds like he’s saying he’s surprised to hear dick talk about Gotham like he resents it for being what matters to Bruce#and that he understands why dick doesn’t consider Gotham a home regardless#no doubt as a call back to what he said to dick in prodigal and about not having the right to ask dick for anything because of how he#screwed up with him#they would rip their own hearts out for eachother and break through their rib cages to get to it but still struggle with this#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#nightwing comics#I’m so ill about them#I need to translate this conversation as what they mean vs what the other hears#it’s tragic#Lonely dick
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I believe it’s true,
‘Cause nothing matters when I’m all wrapped up in you.
(Made a Boat Boys playlist the other day. It’s not quite done & ready to post yet, but I’ve decided I want to go through it & do paintings for a few lyrics from each song on it. Here’s the first one. ^^ )
#boat boys#SmallEtho#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#verdant art#Part-time soulmate Full-time problem#<— gonna be using that tag for this series so people can find it on my blog.#also that’s the playlist’s name on Spotify if you want to listen to the WIP#just remember it’s subject to change & some songs might get swapped out#Spotify#fuck it I’m gonna slap this in their individual tags as well#I hope that’s okay#afaik Etho doesn’t go on tumblr & Joel seems to know exactly what kinda shit’s going on here.#anyway.#Joel SmallishBeans#Etho#Ethoslab
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Some more headcanon-drawings…things…i have doodles
I actually had these done for a while now, just…never posted them. Idk why. Im trying to get some drawing done today, though for whichever project it’s for, I don’t know
#the others are kind funny#and then i slap on the last one#GET TOUCH-STARVED ANT#boy has it rough in this story#i promise i make it better#Kari and Ruffnuts relationship was really important to me to figure out cause they’re the only girls for so long#no lady allies until they run into the defenders. which isn’t for a minute after getting exiled#figuring their dynamic out was super important to me cause they’re surrounded by BOYS#let the girls learn to be girls in the chaos of it all#ruffnuts idea of girl talk is a little unconventional. but they ride dragons so they’re all about unconventional#Ruffnut is determined to make sur Kari doesn’t end up like Astrid. rejecting all feminity and being super angry all the time#i also make sure to remind the other riders every once in a while that Ant was raised by Gobber until they were exiled#you know Ants love for the supernatural and mythology? yeah he gets that from Gobber here#(Gobber raising Ant in this story started as Ant filling Hiccups role. and then it made so much sense)#(they actually have genuine common interests it’s PERFECT)#i still make it angsty though#i’m sorry ant. it will happen again#the deep 2015#the deep cartoon#httyd#httyd/the deep crossover#ant nekton#antaeus nekton#snotlout jorgenson#fishlegs ingerman#ruffnut thorston#no Tuffnut in these ones. sorry tuff#httyd Eret#the deep oc
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help im getting emotional over satoru gojo again
#may or may not be crying#thinking about him and his found family#thinking about how he views his time with suguru as the blue spring of his life#a place he cant return to — only in dreams…#but he can regain that sense of happiness even now and i think that’s something he might not realize#because he’s silly and stupid and he doesn’t understand how loved he is#by his students and by shoko and by yaga and by everyone he’s helped and saved#he’s soooo loved and the idea of him feeling that love through his precious students — feeling even a smidge of that blue spring again…#it just gets to me :((((( your life isn’t over gojo!! the blue spring you miss is still right in front of you!!!!!!!#the shinjuku fight will always be so special to me… all of them slapping his back while he puts his infinity down and grins happily#wanting to show off in front of those beloved students when he fights sukuna….#sobbing crying throwing up he loves them so much he cherishes them he wants them to be happy he wants them to be proud of him :((((((#the papa of all time. the only Father ever#canon gojo will always be my favorite at the end of the day. no fandom variant comes even close to being Him u just cant copy that ……#feeling very sniffly tonight :(( very vulnerable trying to avoid leaks and worrying abt what’ll happen#ari noises ✩
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here’s janette and milo with actual colors. for your references if you choose to draw them
#kirby’s oc tag#janette speagle#milo speagle#their other refs didn’t look good bc i just slapped colors on without thinking. so here they are in accurate color#well semi accurate i know the aquaberry sweater isn’t colored right but idc#also that’s a wrist brace around milo’s arm. he gets hurt like all of the time#he doesn’t really think about what he does. he just does it. that’s what he gets
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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.
#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the#one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best#friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly#and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a#monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who#amy pond#rory williams#<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember#the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au
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The funniest possible universe IS the one where they all dye their hair those colors
#so it goes#Luffy doesn’t#Usopp will do a funsies little highlight on occasion bc it’s hanging time w the besties#Nami is a strawberry blonde going reder#Sanji bleaches but does not know how to tone it so it’s That Color#zoro buzzes it and then slaps green dye on to his bare scalp drunk#pre ts robin was dying dark brown into black#but post ts Robin’s sort of into getting like a few grey hairs so she’s lessened up#pre ts franky dyed it regularly I believe in both natural blond and natural brunette franky#post ts franky does NOT it’s synthetic now oops#Brook has a lot of hair chalks and waxes but wouldn’t put bleach to the fro#they dye chopper pink with beetroot juice or whatever tf they do with dogs#sometimes Jinbei lets them dye his sideburns but that’s it
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hmmm but that moment when you’re lonely when you suddenly remember there’s hundreds of other lonely people in this world and suddenly it feels just a little easier to breathe
#when you sit alone in your room thinking about everyone else sitting alone in their rooms#when you know inherently that they’re out there getting through their lives just the same as you#when you’re lying on your bed and realize someone out there is lying the exact same way as you thinking the same thoughts#idk im feeling a way rn#because im so lonely but so so NOT at the same time#because i have a whole world around me#lying in bed thinking the same thoughts i had at 13 and the world has changed so MUCH and it’s only going to change more#and it’s going to be so BAD and so GOOD and so TERRIFYING and so EXCITING#ughhhhh ignore me this doesn’t make sense or it does i dont know#you’re all out there so so many of you#and how can i be lonely when i know at least one of you will read this and intimately know what it means#im going crazy#someone needs to take my phone away when i wake up from naps so i can’t make these posts anymore#which - by the way - the nap slapped#and the pondering of the world just so happens to also slap#apparently
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Hi hi! Omg I just saw the post where you mentioned vicky teaching bluebelle the jellicle ball choreo and I am not normal abt it. Bellebelle got pranked 😔
TRULY‼️‼️‼️ YOU GET IT‼️‼️‼️
no but I had the idea appear in my head and it’s so sodding funny n cute I’m glad it infected you too :D
Because I can just imagine all the pre-jellicle dance nonsense happening (with all the misto and bomba and Alonzo ballet) and Bluebelle’s just like okay okay okay. This is chill. This is dignified. I am calm.
And then the amp music builds and she’s just like “WHAT THE FUCK” and scurries away, (like to the back where Deuteronomy is lolll)
And THEN when it finally starts and the music is playing and all the tension is released and it’s just FUN now, Bluebelle squints and is like. Hey wait a minute 🤨. I know what’s going on.
*flashback to like three months ago*
Bluebelle: Wow Victoria this new choreography you’ve been teaching me is so cool :) who’d you learn it from?
Victoria, who learned the choreo exactly one(1) hour ago: haha. Just. Somewhere.
#munkustrap: wow this is crazy. how does she know all this?#victoria: well it’s kind of a funny story#WHEEEEEEE TEE HEE#cilly if you see this you like single-handedly rekindled my obsession with cats and bluebelle <3#also the jellicle ball fucking SLAPS#everytime i listen to it i get injected with so much adrenaline it stops my heart but in a fun way#it’s SO fucking good#anyway uh!!!! Bluebelle in the back of the junkyard with Deut just watching in awe as stuff starts to unfold#and she’s just. sparkle eyes. yk the cat thing where their eyes dart around following a laser or something? yeah her eyes are doing that#and Deut just goes ‘well? aren’t you going to dance?’#Bluebelle’s like ‘wuh’ and he’s like ‘it’s. the jellicle ball. you’re meant to have a good time. go dance :)’#AND SHE JUST#GAH#COMMUNITY AND FAMILY#SHES JUST LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE#and she doesn’t think about Bluebeard the entire fucking night. she’s too busy just like. dancing#and hanging out and. and. *explodes*#im sorry i took your ask as an excuse to rant about this but i started thinking about it and I couldn’t stop#EEEEEEEE HER. THEM.#thank you so much for sending this in I gasped out loud when I saw it like#tears in my eyes grinning so big#man . just. *hugs you*#🫶🫶🫶🫶#cats the musical#cats man#cats oc#jellicle oc#bluebelle cats#asks!!!!!!!
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Why do all the Shining Nikki event plot lines always have to be so tragic?? Do they want my tears this much??
This dress-up game is always so dark LET THEM BE HAPPY SOMETIMES PLEASE!
Every event makes me want to go immediately write fix-it fics so they don’t have to be sad anymore but I also don’t want to undo the development they’ve had so I just sit here like 😭😭😭
#this is about the current event right now#but SO MANY EVENTS get me like this#I felt more sad about the sad queer elves plot line I think#but that’s just because I kind of expected some horrors this time?#AND STILL#SO SAD#I’m gonna end up pulling a Nikki and dreaming myself into Miraland#just to grab everyone’s collars and shake them til they stop putting so many people through mind manipulation to extreme degrees#whoever it is pulling all this manipulation stuff#old god or just some royal mentor dude doesn’t matter#they can all get shaken up! or slapped silly! maybe subjected to Yexiao’s spiciest weirdest treats!#I want to protect all the characters from this manipulative memory shit even when we only just met them 😭#anyways Nikki is amazing for holding it together with all this#shining nikki#nikkiverse#delayed devotion
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do you believe Bruce is emotionally abusive? ik fans prioritise physical abuse and ultimately ignore emotional abuse tactics like parentification etc because it’s not “that bad”. I don’t believe Dick ever resents Bruce for letting him be robin (he’s grateful for it) , but in ntt he mostly resents him for being emotionally closed off, and rejecting him as a partner. Bruce worries for his kids safety so he pushes the whole “if you’re not perfect you’re dead” mentality onto Dick which ultimately is harmful to him. He’ll never regret being a hero but the rift between the two isn’t just a “we want different things” scenario but more that they’re incapable of giving the other what they want.
bruce being emotionally closed off from dick is what’s revisionist about that version of canon though. i think bruce can be bad at communicating sometimes esp when he’s deeply pained (like in knightfall, for example) but for the most part he and dick are shown to have great communication for decades before new teen titans and the adjacent post crisis starlin canon starts to rewrite that dynamic into something else entirely. per that version of canon i do believe he’s emotionally abusive but it’s not a version of canon i particularly appreciate bc it requires overriding the dynamic they had previously where they could certainly be prone to disagree at times but bruce was nonetheless willing to have an open and understanding conversation with dick about whatever the disagreement was. even the whole idea that bruce is responsible for dick believing that he has to be perfect or he has to be dead is one that new teen titans cements (or that issue of batman where bruce makes dick quit and jason is introduced thereafter)
i get that it’s easy to take new teen titans as gospel bc it is in essence the textbook source for dick but i think there should be some awareness too of how it twists that relationship between them and not necessarily for the better. i’m not opposed to bruce having faults he has to answer for. i absolutely agree he’s not cognizant enough of the complexes dick develops as a result of wanting to be seen as an equal, and thereby can’t realize the effect it has on dick for him to still be protective and fearful even if it’s ultimately out of goodwill and love. and there’s also the fact that even if he gives dick the space he desires to lead his own life it doesn’t mean he should be hesitant to reach out bc he’s afraid he’ll overstep by doing so, as a parent he should reaffirm his love for dick regularly regardless of knowing he might get some pushback bc dick is growing into his own (again, knightfall is a really superb example of this). but i also think those are tensions you can wholeheartedly explore without rendering bruce into a controlling and abusive figure, and i’m not sure who it benefits to write bruce as such in the long run
some of dick’s problems have to be his own, and he’ll never escape bruce’s shadow if the only source point of issues in his life is his relationship with bruce. that’s something i would actually apply to the robins at large. hardly any of them are allowed to explore problems entirely unique to themselves and i think that’s in large part bc writers simultaneously portray a mildly to explicitly abusive bruce at their leisure while refusing to ever actually address the elephant in the room that is literally of their own creation. a lot of people believe the bruce shouldn’t be an abuser argument is framed entirely as a resistance to bruce’s character assassination and for me i can admit that’s part of it, but a more pertinent part of it should also be the fact that bruce being written as an abuser is what truly chains his children to him forever to the point that they can never grow beyond that abuse bc writers refuse to allow them to. imagine the problems the robins could be addressing individually in their lives if not everything came down to them being fucked up bc that’s the way bruce raised them or failed to thereby. there’s a lot about the robins as individuals that’s deeply interesting and i think it’s not just a disservice to bruce but to them as well to write the relationships this way bc it obscures their own agency and ability to be explored for more than a haunted legacy narrative
#sry this is so very long. please know it is not me venting at you i simply have many thoughts 😭#but yeah like i think something that gets lost in translation is like. i absolutely do think those portrayals of bruce are abusive#i simply don’t think he should have been portrayed as such to begin with#starlin era bruce is very bewildering for me in all honesty i dislike it deeply#the issue where dick meets jason is one of my least favorite for the way it portrays bruce it feels so out of character for me#considering bruce was more than happy for dick to go off to college or to find his own place with the titans#and even with that famous issue where dick meets bruce after learning jason has died the writing is quite odd to me#i think bruce is very much someone who directs blame and frustration inward as opposed to outward#he’ll let himself get dog walked if he thinks he deserves it. which i think knightfall illustrates fabulously#the beginning of no man’s land as well#what i don’t think he would ever do is lash out at others when he knows the blame lies with himself. bruce is very self critical#so honestly that whole scene in the cave with him and dick. doesn’t exist to me i would literally rewrite it 😭#and i think it is very significant that wolfman chose to recreate that slap three times if memory serves while every other write in bat#editorial at the time straight up ignored it and acted like it never happened. like idk that plus the way bruce was characterized during#knightfall to me says a lot about how that was not supposed to be the status quo at all#anyway. sorry this has devolved into a whole other rant please do not mind me 😔#outbox
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Occasionally going through 1950s music (and earlier) to add things to the playlist that functions as the shuffle bag from which I pull chapter names for this fanfiction and I am constantly reminded that I am a big stupid slut for 1950s rock music, despite myself, why did nobody ever tell me that Dale Hawkins’ “Susie Q” fucked so hard
#I’ve only ever heard the credence Clearwater revival version until today#how a band that is ostensibly considered More Rock than 1950s rock toned down the sound is beyond me#actually no it’s not#fuck CCR#it’s not a good band#the only one of them whose post-CCR music doesn’t make me die inside is Bob Seger#and even him!! he only gets a pass once or thrice#night moves was good until everyone in my family learned to play acoustic guitars and tried to all play the song together at once#on their acoustic guitars#at which point I had to acknowledge that they sounded like the eagles#turn the page is good#better than the Metallica version by a large margin#old time rock and roll also#otherwise no thank you#hey while you’re here with me under the floorboards you should consider listening to old Johnny cash#I was under the impression that the majority of his hits came out in the sixties but no#he’s a 1950s man through and through#and boy howdy now that I know that the chapter titles are about to be chockablock with his music#I got real into Johnny cash in high school#not the weirdly Christian songs because gross#but my dad was deployed and all I had was his music collection and there was a lot of Johnny cash#and man has like four songs but all the songs slap#love that shit#did you know that shel Silverstein wrote the song a boy named Sue#anyway good morning#I am supposed to be sending out faxes
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in a heap of eyrie and estinien feelings don’t mind me
#sick as a dog over them both being soaked in blood both metaphorically and physically#how eyrie saved him on the final steps of faith ;—;#how they could not forsake him ;—; how easy it would be to do that#how much eyrie gave him by choosing life and love and the belief that he could be saved#it means so much to me that after the bloody banquet and the loss of haurchefant and ysalye that there is this chance here to save someone#rotating Estinien as a narrative device and metaphor of a character in my head but that’s for a different time#I’m thinking bout his time away from Ishgard#how much he heard of eyrie in ala mhigo and the far east#how their bow was broken and an axe filled that space#the trails of blood they left behind#me shaking my desk I am no longer normal about them I am staring directly at the parallels of their arcs#sobbing crying and throwing up they should have stayed at shepherd boys but! shit happens!#I promise I didn’t intended for them to have these parallels I just slapped stuff on eyrie and watched to see if it stuck or not#To Be Fair eyrie doesn’t grapple with the same hatred and vengeance that Estinien does#no they get the guilt and shame of it all <3#they get to be Mr Frodo Baggins at the end of return of the king about everything#and that they are old. like 150 years old#ANYWAU good night tristate area I will be back later to be obssessed w my funny lil guy
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Since I’m writing her now I’m combing through more of her scenes and man, the part of BL3 where Tyreen tells Typhon that the Raiders killed Troy, with a tone that she obviously expects him to react negatively to that, and then he basically has no reaction except to say yeah my son sucked anyway 🤷♂️ at that point I’d kill my dad too
#borderlands#bl3#tyreen calypso#just like. thinking about how Tyreen is grieving all alone bc she can’t really talk to anyone who will get it#and she’s angry at the Raiders AND angry at Troy for being stupid#there’s ONE other person in the entire world who might begin to understand how she’s feeling and even tho she doesn’t want to talk to him-#-she can’t resist telling him bc it’s eating at her#and then he doesn’t even care#she’s slapping herself for thinking he would. for thinking maybe Troy’s DEATH would conjure some degree of caring from their father#and then nope#it’s exactly as she expected but somehow a hundred times worse
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