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December 5th
Four: *rubs hands together* okay line up!
Legend: oh fuck off!
Four: have you not forgotten “throw short people day?”
Everyone: y-yesss.
Four: now it’s karma
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#time doesn’t get slapped#nor does twilight#he’s all ready been through enough#he slaps sky for taking throw short people day literally#everyone is fair game#and when they least expect it
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i kinda don’t get people who characterize maccready as like… secretly generous, or having a heart of gold or anything. like don’t get me wrong i don’t think he’s downright malicious or anything, but the dude is absolutely a selfish jerk once you get past the charming facade. that’s the part that’s compelling!
like, he’s nice enough and open enough with the player once you get high enough affinity with him, but his reactions to player actions still point to him being a jerk overall. the sosu just happens to be in His Circle of people he can be vulnerable with. that includes you, his son, and maybe daisy. everyone else can kick rocks, the same way it was in little lamplight
he HAD to grow up with that kind of “us vs the world, every man for himself” mentality in the capitol wasteland. doing so otherwise gets you killed or taken advantage of, which is just protracted death anyways. having grown up in a place where slavers run rampant, people are all pushing each other further down just to boost themselves up and live one more day, and it’s literally impossible to make renewable food sources because the ground is so poisoned i genuinely don’t blame him for ending up a little tight fisted. the fact that he was the mayor of little lamplight just meant that he ended up being able to accept a few people as His To Protect instead of being a total lone wolf.
the way he reacts to the players open generosity isn’t just for show, he Actually Dislikes when you give stuff away without expecting anything in return. you might need that thing and now its just gone!! that person might see you as a sucker! you give an inch and they’ll take a mile! and it makes sense for his character to be like that considering everything. i don’t get why people want to change that into him just being kind of tsundere.
i understand that having your babygirl blorbo comfort character be a canonical asshole in ways that aren’t just kinda charming can be offputting, but like…. the way he treats the sosu is a very notable exception to the rest of his life & it’s a much more interesting dynamic imo. especially if you’re playing a goody two shoes martyr. but that’s just me
#robert joseph maccready#i also have come to the realization that him disliking when you give austin the cure in v88 is in character#he doesn’t know shit about how medicine works#he just sees some magical cure being used on a random sheltered vault kid who got himself into this mess anyways#meanwhile *his son* is suffering#i also think his disdain towards being generous is because of the ‘if i can’t have it no one can’ mentality#similar to how astarion acts in bg3#maccready didn’t have any help as a kid. he went through it all by himself. he had to suffer alone#seeing someone get treated with kindness after spending his whole life getting beat down#to the point where he just convinced himself that good people were made up entirely#it’s like a slap to the face#‘you mean this existed the whole time? people like YOU have been out here the whole time? and i was just unlucky?’ etc#idk i took two benadryls and now im cooking#not art
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Dick: Look. I know why you’re here. You don’t want Bludhaven’s problems spreading into your precious Gotham. And you don’t trust me to contain this. But the Haven is my personal crusade. Just like Gotham is yours. And I’ve been doing all right so far.
Bruce: I never means to intrude. I’m surprised to hear you talk about Gotham that way.
Dick: it’s not my hometown. I was born in a trailer by the big top. I never really had a hometown. Until now.
Bruce: I didn’t know you felt like that. But I understand. Well. That’s it then.
Dick: Damn.
Nightwing Vol.2. #14
#dick and Bruce#god it’s like they’re having three different conversations and neither of them hear what the other is saying#like Bruce just popped up to solve a crime with you babe#what if he just wanted to spend time with his son the way you two have always spent time together 😭#and what if Bruce thinks dick is rejecting Bruce as a father and the manor as being his home because he said Gotham wasn’t his hometown#because I know dick doesn’t want to screw up in front of Bruce and have Bruce trust him to handle himself so Bruce showing up feels is#like a slap to the face#and he’s saying that#but it SOUNDS like he’s kicking Bruce out of the haven rejecting Gotham as a place of any significance to him#while Bruce sounds like he’s saying he’s surprised to hear dick talk about Gotham like he resents it for being what matters to Bruce#and that he understands why dick doesn’t consider Gotham a home regardless#no doubt as a call back to what he said to dick in prodigal and about not having the right to ask dick for anything because of how he#screwed up with him#they would rip their own hearts out for eachother and break through their rib cages to get to it but still struggle with this#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#nightwing comics#I’m so ill about them#I need to translate this conversation as what they mean vs what the other hears#it’s tragic#Lonely dick
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Some more headcanon-drawings…things…i have doodles
I actually had these done for a while now, just…never posted them. Idk why. Im trying to get some drawing done today, though for whichever project it’s for, I don’t know
#the others are kind funny#and then i slap on the last one#GET TOUCH-STARVED ANT#boy has it rough in this story#i promise i make it better#Kari and Ruffnuts relationship was really important to me to figure out cause they’re the only girls for so long#no lady allies until they run into the defenders. which isn’t for a minute after getting exiled#figuring their dynamic out was super important to me cause they’re surrounded by BOYS#let the girls learn to be girls in the chaos of it all#ruffnuts idea of girl talk is a little unconventional. but they ride dragons so they’re all about unconventional#Ruffnut is determined to make sur Kari doesn’t end up like Astrid. rejecting all feminity and being super angry all the time#i also make sure to remind the other riders every once in a while that Ant was raised by Gobber until they were exiled#you know Ants love for the supernatural and mythology? yeah he gets that from Gobber here#(Gobber raising Ant in this story started as Ant filling Hiccups role. and then it made so much sense)#(they actually have genuine common interests it’s PERFECT)#i still make it angsty though#i’m sorry ant. it will happen again#the deep 2015#the deep cartoon#httyd#httyd/the deep crossover#ant nekton#antaeus nekton#snotlout jorgenson#fishlegs ingerman#ruffnut thorston#no Tuffnut in these ones. sorry tuff#httyd Eret#the deep oc
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I believe it’s true,
‘Cause nothing matters when I’m all wrapped up in you.
(Made a Boat Boys playlist the other day. It’s not quite done & ready to post yet, but I’ve decided I want to go through it & do paintings for a few lyrics from each song on it. Here’s the first one. ^^ )
#boat boys#SmallEtho#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#verdant art#Part-time soulmate Full-time problem#<— gonna be using that tag for this series so people can find it on my blog.#also that’s the playlist’s name on Spotify if you want to listen to the WIP#just remember it’s subject to change & some songs might get swapped out#Spotify#fuck it I’m gonna slap this in their individual tags as well#I hope that’s okay#afaik Etho doesn’t go on tumblr & Joel seems to know exactly what kinda shit’s going on here.#anyway.#Joel SmallishBeans#Etho#Ethoslab
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help im getting emotional over satoru gojo again
#may or may not be crying#thinking about him and his found family#thinking about how he views his time with suguru as the blue spring of his life#a place he cant return to — only in dreams…#but he can regain that sense of happiness even now and i think that’s something he might not realize#because he’s silly and stupid and he doesn’t understand how loved he is#by his students and by shoko and by yaga and by everyone he’s helped and saved#he’s soooo loved and the idea of him feeling that love through his precious students — feeling even a smidge of that blue spring again…#it just gets to me :((((( your life isn’t over gojo!! the blue spring you miss is still right in front of you!!!!!!!#the shinjuku fight will always be so special to me… all of them slapping his back while he puts his infinity down and grins happily#wanting to show off in front of those beloved students when he fights sukuna….#sobbing crying throwing up he loves them so much he cherishes them he wants them to be happy he wants them to be proud of him :((((((#the papa of all time. the only Father ever#canon gojo will always be my favorite at the end of the day. no fandom variant comes even close to being Him u just cant copy that ……#feeling very sniffly tonight :(( very vulnerable trying to avoid leaks and worrying abt what’ll happen#ari noises ✩
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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.
#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the#one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best#friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly#and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a#monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who#amy pond#rory williams#<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember#the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au
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The funniest possible universe IS the one where they all dye their hair those colors
#so it goes#Luffy doesn’t#Usopp will do a funsies little highlight on occasion bc it’s hanging time w the besties#Nami is a strawberry blonde going reder#Sanji bleaches but does not know how to tone it so it’s That Color#zoro buzzes it and then slaps green dye on to his bare scalp drunk#pre ts robin was dying dark brown into black#but post ts Robin’s sort of into getting like a few grey hairs so she’s lessened up#pre ts franky dyed it regularly I believe in both natural blond and natural brunette franky#post ts franky does NOT it’s synthetic now oops#Brook has a lot of hair chalks and waxes but wouldn’t put bleach to the fro#they dye chopper pink with beetroot juice or whatever tf they do with dogs#sometimes Jinbei lets them dye his sideburns but that’s it
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hmmm but that moment when you’re lonely when you suddenly remember there’s hundreds of other lonely people in this world and suddenly it feels just a little easier to breathe
#when you sit alone in your room thinking about everyone else sitting alone in their rooms#when you know inherently that they’re out there getting through their lives just the same as you#when you’re lying on your bed and realize someone out there is lying the exact same way as you thinking the same thoughts#idk im feeling a way rn#because im so lonely but so so NOT at the same time#because i have a whole world around me#lying in bed thinking the same thoughts i had at 13 and the world has changed so MUCH and it’s only going to change more#and it’s going to be so BAD and so GOOD and so TERRIFYING and so EXCITING#ughhhhh ignore me this doesn’t make sense or it does i dont know#you’re all out there so so many of you#and how can i be lonely when i know at least one of you will read this and intimately know what it means#im going crazy#someone needs to take my phone away when i wake up from naps so i can’t make these posts anymore#which - by the way - the nap slapped#and the pondering of the world just so happens to also slap#apparently
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Hi hi! Omg I just saw the post where you mentioned vicky teaching bluebelle the jellicle ball choreo and I am not normal abt it. Bellebelle got pranked 😔
TRULY‼️‼️‼️ YOU GET IT‼️‼️‼️
no but I had the idea appear in my head and it’s so sodding funny n cute I’m glad it infected you too :D
Because I can just imagine all the pre-jellicle dance nonsense happening (with all the misto and bomba and Alonzo ballet) and Bluebelle’s just like okay okay okay. This is chill. This is dignified. I am calm.
And then the amp music builds and she’s just like “WHAT THE FUCK” and scurries away, (like to the back where Deuteronomy is lolll)
And THEN when it finally starts and the music is playing and all the tension is released and it’s just FUN now, Bluebelle squints and is like. Hey wait a minute 🤨. I know what’s going on.
*flashback to like three months ago*
Bluebelle: Wow Victoria this new choreography you’ve been teaching me is so cool :) who’d you learn it from?
Victoria, who learned the choreo exactly one(1) hour ago: haha. Just. Somewhere.
#munkustrap: wow this is crazy. how does she know all this?#victoria: well it’s kind of a funny story#WHEEEEEEE TEE HEE#cilly if you see this you like single-handedly rekindled my obsession with cats and bluebelle <3#also the jellicle ball fucking SLAPS#everytime i listen to it i get injected with so much adrenaline it stops my heart but in a fun way#it’s SO fucking good#anyway uh!!!! Bluebelle in the back of the junkyard with Deut just watching in awe as stuff starts to unfold#and she’s just. sparkle eyes. yk the cat thing where their eyes dart around following a laser or something? yeah her eyes are doing that#and Deut just goes ‘well? aren’t you going to dance?’#Bluebelle’s like ‘wuh’ and he’s like ‘it’s. the jellicle ball. you’re meant to have a good time. go dance :)’#AND SHE JUST#GAH#COMMUNITY AND FAMILY#SHES JUST LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE#and she doesn’t think about Bluebeard the entire fucking night. she’s too busy just like. dancing#and hanging out and. and. *explodes*#im sorry i took your ask as an excuse to rant about this but i started thinking about it and I couldn’t stop#EEEEEEEE HER. THEM.#thank you so much for sending this in I gasped out loud when I saw it like#tears in my eyes grinning so big#man . just. *hugs you*#🫶🫶🫶🫶#cats the musical#cats man#cats oc#jellicle oc#bluebelle cats#asks!!!!!!!
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THINKING ABOUT.
Universe contamination. WAIT before anybody says Oh doc’s gone off the deep end This is an oc project.
Kind of started as an explanation for why when my friends and I did crossovers it went off the rails? Also because of how my writing changed over time, ha. (of course you know you can’t have an adventure story without something going wrong but still.) Whenever somebody visits Jer, peoples around them are more… aggressive? Heightened emotions? (shoutout to Finch)
And on the other hand when Jer visits other people they’re able to calm down any situations very well, and just bring positive vibes! But it’s very exhausting for Some Reason.
I’m not sure how jer got the idea, probably a slow realization/looking back or maybe confirmation bias and none of it is real! Haha!
Contamination is a Major worry Jer has! They’re paranoid that outsiders staying too long and butterfly-effecting things/causing trouble could permanently ruin the timeline. (I think that’s what triggered him into uh shutting down his portal the first time) (and hearing about what JJ did was very worrying also-)
Lost my train of thought so I’m talking about another related idea. You know how in movies when a character is worried that Something TM is nearby but the other characters tell them not to worry because it’s not real? Irl we don’t have to worry and you can reassure yourself because Science, but in the movie they’re right to worry because the creature can be seen and really does exist. Jer knows the ‘creature’ exists, therefore that Threat is always there and nothing others say will fully reassure him, and he’s right to think that. Uh my thoughts. Losing my train of thought. [insert that meme of me by a conspiracy board]
(Orrrrr contamination isn’t actually because of universe magic but becauseeee of the way the worlds are slightly different and the way visitors act and talk are recieved differently? And when people are getting to know each other, first impressions do a lot? And what JJ did was an isolated incident that had a lot of warning signs beforehand? So he doesn’t have to worry? But too late, the idea’s in his head now.)
… uh oh, Jer’s trying to run an experiment by giving his friends ‘good luck charms’ and seeing if objects from their world could affect another’s if kept for a long time. Jer no!! Chill out!!
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On a fun note though, I’m giving jer night vision. wahoooo :D I might make a cool drawing for it laterrr
And thinking on Rev- I think yeah, folks in Jer’s world think he’s some kind of creature or… maybe a film star? That’d explain why he’s most often at the studio and acting dramatic HAHA- but in all seriousness I think movies there would lean on the more action filled/ more violent side (and on the contamination thing- once people got to know Rev they mellowed out so. Jer, calm down. Jer of course people are going to act oddly your various friends from ‘out of town’ have fangs, claws, unusual eyes, and demon horns) (shoutout to Caedem)
(but. But. Potentially if some dangerous ideas were introduced to Jer’s city you can’t just… take them back- like Pandora’s box. If Something made people start acting more selfish and cruel it Could contaminate the supernatural good fortune of the city. Haha what who said that? I love ideas that could go either way, that’s my jam. Who knows. (But I wouldn’t do that to them because Id have to write something complicated And it would be very sad. But the worry is real to Jer.)
Related- thinking onnnn Jer’s rat! Randy’s doing a very good job keeping them calm- annnnd explaining out loud what you’re thinking (even to a pet!) can help you realize how over-worried you are. They’re having a Mental Health Moment but are holding it together on the outside so [thumbs up]
#unrelated but. over new years I was chilling with some other people and… I dunno somebody commented on how weird my voice is.#I guess it never sunk in tIll recently. AND I don’t talk a lot to begin with so uh it doesn’t often show.#feckinggg if I wasn’t scared of doctors I’d check for. something. hrrghfdsvfbfn… ok back to oc thoughts#time to project it onto jer because I can#I kinda know what’s up though I’m probably in denial though. haha.#aH yeah some of the ocs idea here is from how twitchy I was about my characters getting hurt LMAO I was such a control freak. sorry friends#HA so forgetful it feels like I’m analyzing and making headcanons for somebody else’s story. oh boy.#unrelated I really need to think about my characters pronouns more. maybe it’s because of how similar jer and I am that I’ve given him some#to me? I just need to work through it I think [slaps desk]#jer is also vaguely worried that he should be doing more to help the other worlds- he has a great affinity for magic n whatnot but like.#it’ll probably be fine they can handle themselves yeah? but the thought is always there#no I’m not giving jer my horrible paranoia (JUSTIFIED PARANOIA UNFORTUNATELY) and moral ocd what do you mean. (/joke)#unrelated I really want to talk about the horrible misunderstanding between jer and pavel because of Universe Differences but I’ll do that#when I’m more awake
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Why do all the Shining Nikki event plot lines always have to be so tragic?? Do they want my tears this much??
This dress-up game is always so dark LET THEM BE HAPPY SOMETIMES PLEASE!
Every event makes me want to go immediately write fix-it fics so they don’t have to be sad anymore but I also don’t want to undo the development they’ve had so I just sit here like 😭😭😭
#this is about the current event right now#but SO MANY EVENTS get me like this#I felt more sad about the sad queer elves plot line I think#but that’s just because I kind of expected some horrors this time?#AND STILL#SO SAD#I’m gonna end up pulling a Nikki and dreaming myself into Miraland#just to grab everyone’s collars and shake them til they stop putting so many people through mind manipulation to extreme degrees#whoever it is pulling all this manipulation stuff#old god or just some royal mentor dude doesn’t matter#they can all get shaken up! or slapped silly! maybe subjected to Yexiao’s spiciest weirdest treats!#I want to protect all the characters from this manipulative memory shit even when we only just met them 😭#anyways Nikki is amazing for holding it together with all this#shining nikki#nikkiverse#delayed devotion
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Occasionally going through 1950s music (and earlier) to add things to the playlist that functions as the shuffle bag from which I pull chapter names for this fanfiction and I am constantly reminded that I am a big stupid slut for 1950s rock music, despite myself, why did nobody ever tell me that Dale Hawkins’ “Susie Q” fucked so hard
#I’ve only ever heard the credence Clearwater revival version until today#how a band that is ostensibly considered More Rock than 1950s rock toned down the sound is beyond me#actually no it’s not#fuck CCR#it’s not a good band#the only one of them whose post-CCR music doesn’t make me die inside is Bob Seger#and even him!! he only gets a pass once or thrice#night moves was good until everyone in my family learned to play acoustic guitars and tried to all play the song together at once#on their acoustic guitars#at which point I had to acknowledge that they sounded like the eagles#turn the page is good#better than the Metallica version by a large margin#old time rock and roll also#otherwise no thank you#hey while you’re here with me under the floorboards you should consider listening to old Johnny cash#I was under the impression that the majority of his hits came out in the sixties but no#he’s a 1950s man through and through#and boy howdy now that I know that the chapter titles are about to be chockablock with his music#I got real into Johnny cash in high school#not the weirdly Christian songs because gross#but my dad was deployed and all I had was his music collection and there was a lot of Johnny cash#and man has like four songs but all the songs slap#love that shit#did you know that shel Silverstein wrote the song a boy named Sue#anyway good morning#I am supposed to be sending out faxes
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in a heap of eyrie and estinien feelings don’t mind me
#sick as a dog over them both being soaked in blood both metaphorically and physically#how eyrie saved him on the final steps of faith ;—;#how they could not forsake him ;—; how easy it would be to do that#how much eyrie gave him by choosing life and love and the belief that he could be saved#it means so much to me that after the bloody banquet and the loss of haurchefant and ysalye that there is this chance here to save someone#rotating Estinien as a narrative device and metaphor of a character in my head but that’s for a different time#I’m thinking bout his time away from Ishgard#how much he heard of eyrie in ala mhigo and the far east#how their bow was broken and an axe filled that space#the trails of blood they left behind#me shaking my desk I am no longer normal about them I am staring directly at the parallels of their arcs#sobbing crying and throwing up they should have stayed at shepherd boys but! shit happens!#I promise I didn’t intended for them to have these parallels I just slapped stuff on eyrie and watched to see if it stuck or not#To Be Fair eyrie doesn’t grapple with the same hatred and vengeance that Estinien does#no they get the guilt and shame of it all <3#they get to be Mr Frodo Baggins at the end of return of the king about everything#and that they are old. like 150 years old#ANYWAU good night tristate area I will be back later to be obssessed w my funny lil guy
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My hot take is jj k is worse Naruto w the serial numbers filed off, not better
#it’s ok but 1 Naruto got criticism for having too few kick ass female charcaters and literally the only badass is Meimei. one. 1. bootleg#Sakura just gets her shit wrecked and isn’t close to on par with the boys & bootleg Hinata isn’t even a sorcerer. like they’re fine#charcaters but power wise it’s all men. 2 it doesn’t stick to Shonen trope standards but in an annoying wya not cool ie too many character#deaths don’t further the plot or charcater growth or regression significantly. it’s less meaningful and satisfying. the fights slap though#gotta give them that.#3 the stupid narrator going ‘but he didn’t aim for Fujisaki’ to explain stuff you can already see happening is a terrible choice#4 their villains they’re trying to get you invested in are usually such gross serial killers there’s some real dissonance there in the#narrative structure when it gets to how /fast/ they try to work a flip like you won’t have had time to forget the 18 teenagers head#explosions yet rip. 5 the whole sorcerer vs humans thing isn’t well executed and it’s not like it can’t be I’ve been an X-Men fan since I#was 10 you can make the superheroes the minority and work w it but this ain’t well managed on the politics except inter-sorcerer politics
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Gender euphoria moment of the day: getting called ‘sir’ by a customer and him having to do a double take
Sometimes shit like this makes me think maybe I present a little more masc than I think I do
#personal#sometimes I wanna slap a fake beard and mustache on and experience even more euphoria#because most of the time I feel more on the masculine scale than the feminine one#but getting misgendered all the time doesn’t really help the soup feeling
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