#snotlout jorgenson

[noctusfury]

@vairsmania Your artwork of these two is so aesthetically pleasing and wholesome. Thank you for drawing them. Also that bonus scene, my fave! 😂

my favourite cousins (rtte edition)

[eyvahbae]

Some headcanons about Snotlout's appeance:

• He's 5"3, his legs are especially short

• Soft muscles, he's proud of his arms and chest in particular (hence the v neck)

• Lots of moles ! Mainly on his torso

• Also freckles, but they’re rather faint

• Even tho he's naturally pale he's got a slight tan, moreso than the other riders

• His hair is dark brown but in the winter months it looks almost black

• As a teen his skin was pretty bad so now he has a rigorous beauty routine that he ties in with rubbing gel into Hookfangs scales every evening

• He lotions his hands to avoid callouses/dry skin and people are frequently suprised by how soft his hands are

• He has many burn marks from years of riding a nightmare, when they're alone together Hookfang likes to lick them in a soothing fashion, he feels a little bad since he tends to forget how fragile his little rider is and Snotlout loves the pampering

• Lots of little scars as well, especially around his hands from handling weapons since a young age

• His hair is very thick but it gets greasy easily so he washes it often

• If he doesn’t get to do his routine for some reason (for example after the riders got captured) he gets cranky

• He plucks his eyebrows to keep them neat

• He's has long thick eyelashes :)

• He's got a bit of a front tooth gap

• In a mondern setting the gang would 100% have to talk Snotlout out of getting veneers ( his teeth aren't even bad someone just made a comment to spite him and he hasn’t been able to stop thinking about it for weeks)

• He's extremely expressive and moves his hands constantly while speaking to the point of just flailing his arms around

• He can wiggle his ears

• He's aware that his voice becomes high when agitated but he can’t really control it and when u point it out it gets even worse

• He doesn’t have much body hair and is terribly insecure about not being able to grow a proper beard

• Very ticklish, especially around the neck and at his sides

• Blushes very easily, doesn’t matter whether he's feeling bashful or upset

[ratlordsarah]

he will deny this ever happened

[tobslvsdeep]

boyfie materiaaal

pleeease he looks so beautiful when he is stressed hmnghh

LOOK AT HIM UGHH I LOVE HIM

HIS LASHES PLEASE HE IS PRETTY LIKE A GIRL I LOVE HIM

[danilights2021]

Avatar the last airbender x How to train your dragon Crossover ❤️❤️❤️❤️

It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.

Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.

Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.

Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.

[tragisbawls]

For @minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan , of course. And I agree, not enough love for the literal only potentially cannon relationship Snotlout will ever have lol.

Cleavage couple aka Minlout hanging out with baby Razorwhips. I love how tall every female ever is compared to Snotlout, it's cute.

Bonus cowboy Eret from an up and coming Httyd western AU.

[master-of-stupidity]

Burn the Rich ^_^

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[funkyfreshman]

Snotlout as those silly little reaction images

[noctusfury]

This is EXACTLY what future Snotlout should've been like!!! Not the disgrace we got in HW. 💢😠💯😤

Silly snotlout just because

Ft. Patroclo Jinicuil the monstrous nightmare

[minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan]

Minlout Headcanon #15: Snotlout drew a sketch of Minden battling Hunters. Compared to Hiccup, his was like a child drew it, but Minden is flattered by it and treasures it in her hut chest.

[krikunjayvoice]

I really love Actor AU and drew the guys with plush gifts in the form of their dragons

They're messing around

[thereweredragonshere]

No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????

WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.

[funkyfreshman]

i lovb hism so mcuh

omfg look at himm

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!

[eyvahbae]

Okay I’m remaking it I didn’t like the first pic, anyways look at his cunty lil earrings

[raineyraven]

canon tidbits i think people who've only seen the httyd movies should know that are confirmed in the shows:

tuffnut and snotlout are canonically talented seamsters

we see the prototype versions of hiccup's flaming sword and the flightsuit in race to the edge

hiccstrid's first kiss is in rtte and its perfect

VIGGO GRIMBORN aka the best httyd villain and the "hiccup's evil mirror" concept actually done right

there are multiple societies dedicated to protecting dragons other than berk

snotlout's assholish disposition is a consequence of his deeply held insecurities that if he can't be the best he's the worst, which is encouraged by his father

the other riders (namely snoutlout) have used the ship name hiccstrid to refer to hiccup and astrid

hiccup redeems so many villains in the shows (alvin, dagur, viggo - one of them later performing a heroic sacrifice to save him) that it's completely unsurprising he thought he could change drago's mind

hiccup punched snotlout in the face and knocked him out cold

the shows let the twins be smarter, snotlout be more thoughtful, and astrid more deranged

snotlout's middle name is gary