#bizarro

[jetslay]

Superman & Lois by Kibar.

[incorrectbatfam]

Inspired by this week's WFA:

Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.

Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.

———————

Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.

Kara, texting back: K.

———————

Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!

Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!

———————

Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.

Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*

———————

Tim:

Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny’s always thought meeting other vigilantes and heroes outside of Amity would be an event he’d gush about. He’d figured it would be more intimidating. More graceful, certainly. Less humiliating, considering he’s known Val for ages and she’d seen him choke on chili cheese fries in middle school and hack it out like a dying walrus.

Ah, well, at least this time, it wasn’t humiliating for him. Danny Fenton knew when to count his blessings, and this counted for sure.

The sight of the helmeted vigilante laying face down on the pavement for five minutes straight was getting worrying though, even if Danny sympathized with the feeling.

“…You good?”

A pause of deliberation.

“No,” came the muffled reply.

Danny finished filling his gas tank- gah, why did the GAV have to eat so much?- before walking around his car and prodding at the now dozing man. Huh. He smelled kind of liminal. The man groaned.

"Hey, is there someone coming to get you or...?" Danny trailed off. Other than inwardly laughing at watching the infamous Red Hood eat shit on the asphalt, it was probably a good idea for Danny to figure out why the guy was so far from Gotham.

"Ain't your business, kid, get lost." Red Hood made to stand up, only to groan as he stressed his very broken arm.

"Right. Do you want me to sit here with you until your trusted adult picks you up?"

"Oh, fuck off."

Danny grinned. "Here, hold on. I think I've got an arm splint in my car." Without another word, he trotted off to grab his medical supplies.

"That's a concerning amount of medical supplies," Hood's hand- the unbroken one, went to his gun.

"I get hurt a lot. Like, a lot." Danny replied candidly, forking over the medical supplies.

"Red Him! Bizarro come pick up!"

Danny looked up. "Is that... zombie Superman?"

"His name's Bizarro. And he's way better than that blue asshole."

"I'll take your word for it," Danny shrugged. Liminals tended to have better instinct about people anyways.

"Bizarro! Down here, bud!"

"Red him!" Bizarro floated back down to the ground with a thump. Danny saw the little Superman plushie sat on top of his shoulders. "Red her in little trouble!"

"Shit, get me up." Bizarro turned slightly suspicious eyes onto Danny, who just smiled at him.

"Who this?"

"This is... uh..."

"Danny. Retired vigilante." Danny rocked back onto his heels. He'd retired Phantom years ago, taking over the family business and shutting down the portal.

"Huh. That explains a lot," Red Hood considered his arm. "Red Hood. This is Bizarro."

"Skinny him help?" Bizarro asked, visibly worried.

"Sure! Whatcha need help with?" Danny paused. "Can I be something other than skinny him, though?"

"Hey- wait-"

[hehether]

DUDUDUU DUDU STEVE

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Genuinely love the fact that regardless of which Superfam/Batfam pairing (romantic or platonic) you're looking at, it's always some variation of:

Batfam member: They're so lucky I'm the normal one.

Superfam member: Holy shit, every single one of you is fucking insane!!!!

[one-bat-day]

Everyone always forgets that Jason has a Super too :( bizarro recognition ‼️‼️‼️ they are besties

“Red him am frightened of pretty?” 😭😭😭 bro 😭😭😭

[tsuyakiku]

happy new year~

[demonic0angel]

Competition (click for clarity)

I have so many Anger Management comics and ideas in my drafts, I’m literally on the verge of going insane bc I can’t post them rn.

Image description below:

Panel 1 has Artemis and Bizarro looking annoyed and tired, dressed in regular or uninteresting clothes. Jason is in front of them, facing away.

Artemis: … do we have to go?

Jason: Yes.

Panel 2 has a close up of Jason’s exasperated expression as he turns around to face them.

J: It’s not going to be that bad. Jazz is going to be there too so—

Artemis, from offscreen: Jazz?

Panel 3 has Jason staring at them in horrified disbelief as both Bizarro and Artemis have now changed their clothes into something extravagant and fancy. The both of them have smug expressions but are pretending to be nonchalant while they sparkle.

A: Well, we can’t keep a lady waiting, right? We have to hurry and go.

J: …

[bluebedo]

Trinity-adjacent Twitter AU (PT.16!!)

If I see one more "hear me out" cake with either conventionally attractive ppl or downright children, I am going to scream.

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[candy-san1]

why are they so beautiful ?!!

I love their relationship is so well represented

I love bizarro's outfit

and look at my girl how beautiful she is

I love this moment, it shows Clark's vulnerable side and that everyone overestimates him, even if it's a weakness, they are more complicated than that to achieve except for the batfamily

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #122 - "Always Leaving, Never Staying" (2024)

written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Vadynea, & Jace Camedon

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*

Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.

Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?

Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!

Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!

[amevdw]

[fakakta-art]

🎵 puts my trust in god and man 🎵 - Modern Love by David Bowie

Click for better quality!

[frankencanon]

Whoever saw Jason "Tallest Robin" Todd and said "I'm gonna pair this guy with two people who absolutely dwarf him," I love you.

[thecrowmonster]

dc characters as text posts pt 5