#batfam conspiracies
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bibibusinessman Ā· 7 months ago
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garpen Ā· 5 months ago
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I love Gothamites thinking that the batfamily are Cryptids when they're not.
I also love the idea that to begin with, Gothamites know Robin has been a bunch of different human kids that the: Definitely a Cryptid Batmanā„¢ (bc let's be honest that thing is not human) has taken under his wing.
I think it makes the Robins scarier to them. Like "There's something fucked up enough about this kid that the Demon Bat took them in." And they're all pretty sure that every time there's a switch in Robin's it's bc the Cryptid Demon Batman thing probably killed them off or something.
They always try and warn off whatever new Robin he's taken in, but whenever they do the New Robin always laughs them off or attempts to assure them that they're fine and not worry.
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ravennhearted Ā· 3 months ago
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I love how Bruceā€™s kids look just enough like him, but just enough not like each other, that it kinda looks like Bruce just slept around a lot and has a bunch of illegitimate children
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phoenixcatch7 Ā· 1 year ago
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Wayne doll house: demon children.
Idea: each of the batkids is theorised to have a different origin.
Thing is, there's so many of them. The oldest is actually the youngest in body. It seems to be able to share memories with those who follow. It changes design right before a new bat appears.
The hero in the town over is definitely one of them, but what's it doing over there?? Asking just gets non-answers.
What happened to the ones that the Joker tried to destroy? One - the oldest and smallest - came back, but different, whereas the other - the purple and orange one - came back for a while and then vanished again for good.
None of them seem to age??
The first, smallest, oldest, it seemed to be some sort of circus performer? It gave its acrobatics to the blue one when it arrived, grew clever and defensive. It gave that to the skull headed red one, focused on technology and detective work after the Incident. Then again, and again, and one time even the bat changed along with it, but though the bat returned to normal the little Robin didn't, and now it's just as stabby and creative as it is small and creepy.
It's a good sort of creepy now, after over a decade of beating up bad guys and comforting victims, Gotham has gotten used to it, but outsiders don't much like it.
The justice league have a different opinion.
They know, or at least can observe, that the... Souls? Brains? Programs? Switch around, that it's not memories but persons that bring the new bats to life.
They just don't know where batman gets them. The new one, especially, is very circumspect.
For all this talk of the blood son, all the bats calling it demon child with varying levels of fondness, the way batman doesn't deny the claims...
Thing is the bat doesn't have blood. Everyone's well aware of this by now. Whatever sulpheric black tar he and the bats leak probably-certainly isn't blood, or at least... Not anything with dna.
So... What blood?? If not the bat's, why does it tie the newest mind of Robin to him?
Captain marvel is the first to think of an idea.
A blood child of a demon for a blood ritual for a demon.
Constantine and Zatanna second the notion - it's perfectly possible. Reasonable, even. The bat admitted himself he had no way to procreate the way humans did, nor any interest in doing so. Wanting a legacy was perfectly normal.
Except he already had, what, seven, eight, nine kids? He loved all of them, it was clear, and he'd always seemed happy with them. He'd even sighed over how many he had, had rebuffed the teasing about getting more. The new Robin mind had been a surprise to everyone, and the old one in a new body had been a little salty about it.
So the new theory was that batman hadn't decided to get a new Robin. Maybe the old mind had been ejected unwillingly! It had happened at roughly the same time batman had gotten a new personality - maybe the incidents were related?
But if batman hadn't done the ritual... Who had?
Who would do something like that???
Cultists. Cultists would do something like that. But giving the bat a son unwillingly seemed... A very odd goal, even for that type.
So... Had they messed up? Had they tried to summon the bat with a blood sacrifice ritual, and summoned a demon instead? Had it partially worked? Was the bat susceptible to demon summonings?? Did the summoning damage his own mind/consciousness/soul in some way, and that led to the creation of the new demon child while the bat changed until he'd healed????
How kind of batman to take it in!
Tldr; the league thinks Robin V is a demon born/created through a failed summoning ritual involving blood sacrifice that made batman like puns until he healed. The truth is the canon events of Damian arriving at the manor only for b to get tossed into the time stream, becoming the Robin to nightwing-batman while Tim, who is much less annoyed about it than canon, focuses on getting him back. Lmao.
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nicomoon69 Ā· 5 months ago
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Bernard: alright, Iā€™m about to blow your mind
Tim: oh blow me
Bernard: ā€¦ your mind
Tim: oh okay
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puppetmaster13u Ā· 1 year ago
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Prompt 98
So thereā€™s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas.Ā 
Ā Danny is having fun. Heā€™s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his formā€™s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesnā€™t kill anyone that is.Ā 
Ā And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently thereā€™s some super-speed heroes who heā€™s getting frustrated with and heā€™s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, heā€™s on vacation!Ā 
Ā But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because heā€™s on vacation doesnā€™t mean heā€™s gonnaā€™ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so.Ā 
ļæ½ļæ½Though heā€™s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows heā€™s not a normal raven but itā€™s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out.Ā 
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call-me-strega Ā· 6 months ago
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Batfam Prompt #4: Granddad Lore
Do yā€™all ever think Alfred just drops Dad Loreā„¢ļø out of nowhere?
Like, maybe Bruce and Jason are arguing about Red Hoodā€™s past kills and Alfred makes a sassy remark ā€œIf weā€™re holding everyone accountable for murders theyā€™ve committed under influence when can I expect my court date?ā€ Stunning them both into silence. By the time they get their wits about them, Alfred has already moved on to cleaning the kitchen and refuses to elaborate.
Or seeing Dick and Tim returned to the cave after fighting Condiment King: covered in ketchup, looking like a murder scene, with pickles in places pickles should not be. And Alfred sighs and says ā€œ Oh this mess reminds me of the summer of ā€˜95.ā€ And when Tim and Dick go ā€œwtf?ā€ try to question him on it he just sprays them with the bat hose.
Or he watches Damien and Cass, trying to train Goliath the bat-dragon to roll over and says ā€œOh, yes, this reminds me of the pet lizard I had in my boyhood, Spike, who turned out to be a crocodile.ā€ And then leaves before either of them can ask more.
Or visiting Babs at the library with Duke and Steph and he stops to talk to an old woman at the counter. And when he comes get back they tease him about having a lady friend. And heā€™s like ā€œ Donā€™t be ridiculous. I met Judith during the Lavender Scare. Helped her ward off suspicion so that she could keep her job as a secretary to the senator without being harassed.ā€ And then he wanders off to find a new cookbook, leaving the three gob smacked.
Or someoneā€™s telling a story about a mission over dinner and Alfred goes. ā€œAh yes, Master Bruce that reminds me of the summer your father dragged me on a boys trip to Guatemala to search for the chupacabra. Although that trip was how we met your mother.ā€ And he continues eating while everyone stares at him because this is a Lore drop with bonus Wayne Lore???!
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bbbbbbbbatman Ā· 2 years ago
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FMK becomes a popular game in the superhero community and everybody starts to notice a pattern where if Bruce Wayne is ever brought up, any and all of the batfam choose kill every single time, literally no matter who the other options are and refuse to give any kind of explanation, and the rest of the heroes are just like "damn, the bats have some serious beef with this Bruce Wayne guy"
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thelandswemadeofpaper Ā· 8 months ago
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Bernard is a skiller fighter and having him as a Amity Park's former citizen would be hilarious. He's probally far more chill than Wes
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sunlitgotham Ā· 5 months ago
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It all started when Buzzfeed Unsolved made a video about Delphi Strawberry Services. . Or did it start with that one tweet? . Wellā€¦ maybe it all started when a kid from Gotham Academy went missing a little over a year ago. A kid who just so happened to be in Damianā€™s Third Grade Class. . Actually, how it really all started, was that Austin Lake created a Social Media Platform to promote his music online. And it all snowballed from there.
(can be read as a stand alone fic, or as an AU of Sunlit Gotham)
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bibibusinessman Ā· 7 months ago
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weheartstims Ā· 9 days ago
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Tim Drake/Red Robin (DC Comics) with various suitable stims!
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lizardpersonyknow Ā· 2 years ago
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Tim, completely serious: is the League Of Assassins behind JFK's death
Damian, part of Little Shits Incorporated ā„¢: Actually no we've been searching for the second shooter for years
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batfam-fanfics Ā· 5 months ago
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gotham : a conspiracy thread
8 Chapters - 14424 words
ti(i wanna die)m @nightwingsass
the real reason Batman hasnā€™t responded to my conspiracy thread is because heā€™s jared,19,
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in a world where Jason Todd didn't die and Tim Drake has parents that actually care about his wellbeing, Tim runs a popular batfam stan account and his followers convince him to start a YouTube channel.
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idontwannatalkboutitok Ā· 1 year ago
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Petty Tim, spitting the dumbest conspiracy theories ever, and every time anyone tries to call him out, he's just like
"Remember when you all thought Bruce was actually dead :) "
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junespriince Ā· 4 months ago
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What if Tim was red and green color blind,,,, imagine his idea of red is green and while he writes it as is the ratio of red and green in his og Robin notes are off and it bothers him once he realizes he's red and green color blind.
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