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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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twining on shitty internet tho- BUT WOOO MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!! ⚡🍰🍰🍪🍪!!
GUESS WHO IS 22???? THIS BITCHASS!!! 🌻🌻🌻
The amount of happiness this lil creature brings me is crazy 💀💀💀
@junespriince , dude you need to see my son. He has exactly 1 braincell behind those eyes and it is wroking only to smile <3<3<3
#the vid was me squeezing him nothing biggie lol#but many pats and squeezes for him from ya lol#AND MANY HUGS FROM MEEEEE OCITE LOVA YAA!!#and honestly wally merch is hard to come by ugh
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"Hello, my favorite Doctor. What do I owe the pleasure of this call for?" Wally can hear the hair twirling all the way from the phone.
Well, he was looking out his window at his blue-clad stalker on the rooftop of the building in front of his hospital office. Wally sighed roughly. "I got your blood work in..." he opened the file again, glaring at the paperwork in his hands. "I'm really mad at you, Wing." he said before hanging up and closing the blinders, leaving the poor hero's world to shatter just like his phone.
"He... he's mad at me?" Nightwing whimpered.
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Wally's phone rang again. He didn't recognize the number but answered it, anyway.
Who knows, Hunter might have figured out how to use a phone. "Hello, Dr. West speaking." Wally heard yelling, gunshots, and other noises that got his attention quick. "Hey, doc... can you tell me what the fuck you are mad about with shithead? He's crashing the hell out, and frankly, I am losing my reputation as the scary bat." Wally sighed again. "Hand the phone over to him." Wally heard a small 'oi loverboy ya boyfriends on the phone!' yet the noises didn't stop "Wally!! Baby, I am so-"
"I am mad at your blood work being perfect, you goof. Now stop beating up a goon with his spleen and get to my office. I miss you."
"Yippeeee!! Babygirl wants me back! here your leg back, dude. I have to see my boyfriend!"
"God... ya fuckers are too weird."
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
#wally west#dick grayson#jason todd#winged heart au#birdflash#sluggy's writing#i saw this and thought... yeah that them lol#nightwing was crashing out man it was not a fun time for anyone
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it canon to me thukewhfjdks bruce not having fun??? thinking it death himself??? sign me upppppp,
Absolute Flash #1 Spoilers!
I had a funny theory about absolute Flash! At the end Wally teaching Barry how to be a Flash and all...

FUCKING NEVER MIND I GUESS???!? PRLFLDLFĞELFLDLFLŞD
DAMN! MY BAD YALL!
In my twisted lil mind that happens and both Barry and Wally annoys the shit out of everyone <3
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it only for smiling is so tru look at his sideway looking assssss I love him also I think HAPPY BIRTH????? I THINK I MIGHT BE TAKING IT WRONG I AM TIRED PFFT
me squeezing his son bec it bring me joy (@pup-pee bec,,,, i bought it from them lol)
GUESS WHO IS 22???? THIS BITCHASS!!! 🌻🌻🌻
The amount of happiness this lil creature brings me is crazy 💀💀💀
@junespriince , dude you need to see my son. He has exactly 1 braincell behind those eyes and it is wroking only to smile <3<3<3
#honestly tho the wally plush keychain i got from sasha i squeeze it to bring me joy#ALSO HELLLLP YA NAILS I AM JELLY#AND IF IT IS HAPPPY BIRTH OCTIE!!!!!#🍪🍰💕
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I TOLD U ALL 2 KEEP ME AWAY FROM INVISIBLE CHARACTERFS
NOW LOOK WHATS HAPPENED
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a bf song if i ever one
#the birdflash brainrot don't choose you it curb stomps you#it all i think#and no i am not tagging it under i am embarrassed#EMBARRASSED!!!#okay imma shut up now#Youtube
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ARE YOU WINNING SON HELP FSDJFHSJKF god this is beautiful I want this on my walls pfft
Absolute Flash #1 Spoilers!
I had a funny theory about absolute Flash! At the end Wally teaching Barry how to be a Flash and all...

FUCKING NEVER MIND I GUESS???!? PRLFLDLFĞELFLDLFLŞD
DAMN! MY BAD YALL!
In my twisted lil mind that happens and both Barry and Wally annoys the shit out of everyone <3
#STOLED IT FROM DICK BIO CLASS HELP#he so normal clearly normal#i mean there is lit a skeleton baddie SO IT CAN HAPPEN PFFT#until ya poke him a few times and stuff barry ain't dead#clearly not dead see he asked if he is winning son clearly a alive man
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welp imma just do a few more things before I go to bed,,,, at 10;30pm sooooooooo good night yall lol,,, eat food and drink water if not ya stabbing this little guy
and you don't wanna stab him, he is looking at ya with big ol eyes
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hand you a bowl too mads lol
HAVE FUN COOKINGGG
watcha making :3?
Chicken Alfredo lol I give ya a bowl *hands bowl*
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HAVE FUN COOKINGGG
watcha making :3?
Chicken Alfredo lol I give ya a bowl *hands bowl*
#i mean tech not finished cooking obviously but ya know#now to touch... chicken sigh#texture issues oh how i hate you texture issues
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i spotted a wild etho pfft
#i cropped out my face#a wild kakashi too but ugh he was 34 bucks i could NOT#if i didn't need a mic for discord vm i would have gotten him for shit and giggles#anywhoozie i cook
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good lucj but thanks madssssss here a cookie for babysitting 🍪
a mei scene snippet I want to write (tho tbh things outside of kart post might change more once I get to the final product, and this ain't too spoiler heavy),,,, oh and tags @regret-with-a-u bec you ask to be tag in mei stuff and @pup-pee bec bort is talked about,,,, anywhoozie
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The knife slices through the onion with sloppy cuts, but he can't make them neat right now, not while the demon is breathing down his neck. Looking out of the corner of his eyes, he meets the hated yellow glaring at him.
A sigh left his lips as he put the knife down. "What do you want now?" Turning around, he met the pouty face of the demon sitting on the counter behind him. "Why can't I eat the fruit roll-up?" Wally rolled his eyes and returned to the onion again. "Because it's not for you," he answered simply, trying to fix his cuts before moving on to the other half.
"But I live here, so whatever is yours is mine!" Dick whines, "This is unfair!" Wally sighed turning back to the annoying house pest, pointing at the cabinet about the other's head with his knife, "It's not mine either, those snacks are for Bart and the rest of my headache." he explained, "And I don't want to hear it, I bought you a box of of your own."
The demon whines again, "But this is different. Those are off-limits. It's temptation 101!" he shakes his arms about. The childish act doesn't fool the writer one bit, he knows this was all from boredom.
"Man... I wish I was a greedy bastard..." the redhead groans before going back to their meal, not missing the snickering from the brat behind him.
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idk i like this scene...
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