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brick thrown at @tibbycaps on artfight

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THE WORLD NEEDS MORE DOM FIREFLY SMUT

"shes def a sub-" SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

i can take all the penacony women at one trust

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made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

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FREAKSHOW AU - "For the record" Animatic

kofi☕

I'm too scared to tag Hoot on this one, gang.

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reblog to fukin get him

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its time for!! (after like 3 days)

🥁🥁🥁…

STAR! DOES! FACTS!

you miss me? because i did too!!

todays facts will be…

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY!!

yippee!!

now, let’s get into the facts, shall we?

1. Who were the 9 main gods of Egypt? The nine Ennead gods of Egypt are Atum, Shu, Tefnut, Geb, Nut, Osiris, Isis, Seth, and Nephthys. They are the family of Atum the god of the sun, and are the children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the sun god, Ra

2. Since Anubis is the god of death, does that make him evil? Actually it doesn’t! The Egyptian people viewed him as a good, protective deity. Anubis was portrayed with the color black, symbolizing regeneration and the Nile river's fertile soil

3. How many total gods were worshipped? There were well over 2,000 gods and goddesses worshipped in Ancient Egyptian mythology!

4. Most gods had the body of a human and the head of an animal! For example, Lady Bastet with her cat head and Sekhmet with her lioness head.

5. Who is the most well known God? That title goes to Amun-Ra, the sun god and also the god of creation. Amun-Ra is also the protector of the pharaoh, who is often depicted as an embodiment of Amun-Ra

6. Are there any lesser known gods? Yes! One of the more lesser known ones are Geb, who is the personification of the earth, god of healing colds, fevers, and scorpion stings. It is said that his laughter supposedly caused earthquakes. 

that is all folks for…

STAR! DOES! FACTS!

tomorrows facts will be about

ROMAN MYTHOLOGY !!

one of my personal favorites

see you all tomorrow!

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GIGGS!

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU OVERGROWN TOENAIL😭

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being a small business owner on the hermitcraft server must be a struggle bc imagine ur peacefully working and suddenly the worlds 2 most slutty mall-cops show up and hand u 9 violations, immediately followed by both completely eviscerating ur shop like termites. And then they climb on oddly pig-shaped motorcycles and bolt. Horrifying. hermit society is so corrupt

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the gemful visitor

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Hermit A Day May #8 - XBCrafted

i pulled out the mermaid tism for this

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Whoosp! My finger slipped

I blame one of my mutuals for this

and I’m also very, very sorry to another one of my mutuals for this

Omg I just realised I drew this with very low brightness so it looks better with low brightness (the shadows stand out more)

EDIT: I decided to add a more shadow enhanced one

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happy bitrthday third life you ruined me

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pspsps zedaph enjoyers

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Hermit A Day May #1 - Vintage Beef

lets start this with the meat man himself!

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003 | TAKE THAT

SERIES SUMMARY: The warmth of June has swept over North  America, and with it,  summer break. Fresh out of college and armed with  a blinding lack of direction for the future, you decide there’s no  better place to be than  Camp Hermity, a remote summer camp in the  shadow of Mount. Noxite. Can  you find your life’s goal here, with your  campers and fellow staff? Can  you even handle your campers? And… why  are the rest of the counselors so attractive?

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SUMMARY: New friends, a scavenger hunt, and an alliance made with the Red Rabbits.

WARNINGS: Mild language, suggestive humor, brief description of scars, death mention

A/N: I’m alliiivvvveeeee! Sorry that this update took a little while to get written- with all that’s happened over the past few months, my mental health has taken a hit. It was very hard for me to write for a while, but I’m just happy that I managed to post this. Hope you all enjoy this, and happy (late) birthday @nix-writes-mcyt​! Love you (/p)!!!

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