#batfam as a family
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Do you think the Wayne family get caught in bludhaven when ever they miss Dick. Like just commit a random but harmless crime until the police send Officer Grayson to spend time with his family.
Bruce goes speeding. Jason will vandalize the police station. Tim will just appear with random objects stolen from the nearest police officer. Cass will also appear and scare everyone and then just follow Dick. Stephanie will cover everything in glitter and somehow replace all the donuts in the police station will celery. Damian will walk around the police station will a small army of strays. Barbra will set up a meeting that will last hours. Duke challenges the nearest officer to a staring contest, he wins and gets paid five dollars every time he wins.
Every member has their own way of getting the polices attention and making Dick spend time with them. They also sometimes switch tactics just to annoy. See Jason breaking every traffic law he can within an hour, it was a bet. Bruce losing multiple staring contests. The less said about Cass’s pranks the better. And multiple batkids somehow managing to convince every shop within bludhaven to not sell donuts to any and all police officers.
If Dock wasn’t such a good cop he would have been fired or transferred forever ago. That and the one time they tried Bruce ended up crying and making a scene for hours, the media had a field day with that.
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when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes
#baja blast eyes only a father could love#is he semi traumatized? yes#deserved though#batfam#batman#jason todd#robin#red hood#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc red hood#dc comics#dc fanart#artist on tumblr#art#digital art#gif#bat family#fanart
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multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:
tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?
damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?
duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something
jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!
dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am
steph in russian: who are we killing?
dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason: …. you motherfucker
cass signing: nice drawing
damian in chinese: thank you
dick yelling at bruce about something he did
jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?
tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think
jason: does bruce even know-
tim: no he doesn’t
#in my head dick is the king of languages#he knows all#also in my head bruce knows a few but not as many as the rest of them#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#steph brown#cass cain#headcanon#bat family#dc#dc comics
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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭
#dc#dc comics#dcau#dcu#dc universe#jason todd#jason peter todd#batman#detective comics#bat family#batfam#batfamily#robin#second robin#poll#80s#reddit#comic books
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he likes to be jostled it's so enriching for him
#dc comics#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#robin dick#dc robin#robin#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#bat family#batfamily#this is my 500th digital pic of the year everyone give it up for number 500
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The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way
#tim drake#red robin#robin#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jack drake#janet drake#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#trans tim drake#dc comics#headcanon#transgender#tw death mention#don't try this at home
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Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:
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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.
Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?
Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.
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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.
Tim: Turn on your brights.
Jason: The what?
Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.
Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?
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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*
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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.
Jason: You can only turn right on red.
Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.
Jason: This feels illegal.
Damian: I promise you it isn't.
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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?
Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.
#he hasn't gotten into an accident yet#batman#dc#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc universe#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red robin#damian wayne#robin#batman robin
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Bruce: “Has anybody here had any contact with Jason in the last five months?”
Steph, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”
#batman#batfamily#batfam#dcu#dc robin#robin#bat family#jason todd#red hood#dc red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#steph brown#dc jason todd#dc stephanie brown#batsiblings#bat siblings#dc batman#batkids#bat man#batmobile#batgirl#batgirl stephanie brown#dc bruce wayne#bruce wayne
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His look with the bandages.......... erm, have another scrib of Jason I did based on that wahoo I care he o(-(
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#batman#batfamily#batfam#flon#flonflonflon#flonart#under the red hood#batman death in the family
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I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate
#dc comics#dc fanart#dc universe#batman#the batfamily#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dcu#dc siblings#dick grayson#richard grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#dc red hood#red hood#bat kids#bat family#my art#artists on tumblr
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Robins
#batfam#batman#jason todd#wayne family adventures#batfamily#jason todd fanart#red hood#robin fanart#tim drake fanart#tim drake#damian wayne fanart#damian wayne#dick grayson fanart#dick grayson#dc robin
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the bite is a gift 🐺💉
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#the socmed saga continues!!#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#dick grayson#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#batfam#bat family#dcu#dc#dc comics#batman#art#fanart#digital art#smau#batfam social media#artists on tumblr#my art
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anyways here’s tim drake dying in a glue trap
#i hate him so into the glue trap he goes#batman#dc robin#batfam#robin#art#artist on tumblr#dc comics#dc fanart#bat family#tim drake#dc tim drake#dc red robin#red robin#dying in a glue trap
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Jason: it’s always “we love you, you’re apart of our family too, you’re enjoyable to be around, please come home for dinner, blah blah blah,” until you make ONE trauma compensating joke…
Duke: Jason you said “damn this chicken tastes better than the concrete floor of that warehouse lmao” on the anniversary of your own death
Tim: you literally made dick cry
#family dinners are a roller coaster ride in the Wayne household#batman#batfam#jason todd#bruce wayne#robin#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#batman and robin#batfamily#Jason todd featuring in the real housewives of Wayne manor#duke thomas
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Several videos (independently) start circulating on the internet of the Waynes info dumping.
Bruce - the role of railways in westward expansion in the 1890s
Dick - clown eggs
Jason - tb and the New England vampires of the late 19th century, with reference to vampire literature
Cass - Paris sewer system
Tim - comparison of different camera lenses from different manufacturers, with model numbers
Duke - anti homeless architecture and how to remove it
Damian - cat declawing
After all this, a new meme forms.
'You must be this autistic to get adopted by Bruce Wayne.'
#batman#batkids#bat family#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#cass cain#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#duke thomas#im projecting onto jason I went on a rant about tb and bram stoker and my friends were like#alright bog thanks for that
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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.
Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.
Dick : What
Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.
#Im ngl. him disappearing in comics just to reappear and do wacky insane shit feels like hes going through the mother of all manic episodes#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#tim does not want to watch Jason put the batsuit on and try to convince some other poor soul to be his robin#red hood#batfam#CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG I DONT HAVE FAMILY / FRIENDS WITH MANIC EPISODES
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