#barbara tiktok

[incorrectbatfam]

[each batkid getting kidnapped]

Jason, reading the kidnappers' demands to a camera: Hello, my name is Jason. I have been kidnapped...

Kidnapper: *points a gun at Jason*

Jason, shoving the kidnapper away: Can you stop pointing the gun at me? It’s fucking annoying.

———————

Dick, reading to the camera: To ensure my safe return home please pay us one million dollars...

Dick: Wait... one million dollars?

Dick: *glares at the kidnappers*

Dick: Is that it? Is that what you think I’m worth? No, I’m not having that. That’s ridiculous.

[later]

Dick, to the camera: To ensure my safe return home please pay us five hundred million dollars.

Dick: Now that's more like it.

———————

Damian, walking around the kidnappers' lair: What a mess. You guys could really tidy up more here.

Kidnapper: Wait, what?! Where are your handcuffs?

Damian: Got them off. They were too loose.

———————

Stephanie: So, what made you chose me out of all those bats? It’s my attitude, right? Tell me I am right. Oh, I am so right.

Kidnapper: Can’t you shut up for a second?

Stephanie: No need to be rude. Just making some small talk.

Kidnapper: *reconsiders life decisions*

———————

Kidnapper: We didn’t get the money. You are going to die now.

Tim: Gentleman! Let’s be civil about this. Let’s make a deal. You surrender and you won’t get hurt. How does that sound?

Kidnapper: And how do you intend to hurt us?

Tim, innocently: No, no. I can’t hurt you.

Tim: But my family can. Say hi!

Harper and Duke: *bursts in and beats everyone up*

Tim: You should have accepted the deal.

———————

[at home]

Cassandra: Took you a lot longer than I thought to save me.

Helena: What the hell? You needed no one to save you. You could have taken them out hours ago.

Barbara: We waited. Looked like you were having fun.

Cassandra: Aww, I did have fun.

Bruce: I'm so done with all of you.

[evangelin07]

Batman!

[funeralgreys]

I can’t stop making fake dr who instagram posts and I’m making it everyones problem. Bonus goth opera:

[robintherobiner]

What would the Wayne Family and the Bat Family post tiktok

Bruce: videos of him buying new outfits with the material girl sound over it because, according to one post, 'his kids said it was funny and he liked seeing them smile'. on his official account though (the wayne enterprises one) his 'social media manager' posts clips from interviews and soundbites.

Batman: does not have a tiktok.

Dick: posts videos of him either doing gymnastics or of him hanging out with his siblings. Most of the time he is throwing up a peace sign and then Tim and Damian are wrestling in the background and he captions it something along the lines of 'brothers drawing blood in Blud!'

Nightwing: posts videos of short self defense tips/poses, regularly collabs with Red Hood. (not that Jason knows this, Dick just sets up a camera and then goes and bothers his brother until he tries to punch him so he can teach people to block)

Barbara: Posts videos talking about accessibility (both whats available and what should be put in place). if one of the wayne's annoy her, she also will post a compilation of them doing something silly like tripping over thin air or being caught using a hairbrush as a microphone)

Oracle: posts clips of people doing non violent crimes (faces blurred out ofc) with the caption "the eye in the sky sees you, dumbass." because why would you try ack a car on a street with three non-hidden cameras

Jason: doesn't post. anymore. does have an account from when he was a teenager where it's just him doing sped up acting videos to sounds. he has tried to log in to take it down but Bruce changed the password. Brucie regularly comments on different videos like "my baby was such a star... rip sweetie 🕊️🕊️🕊️" and its Jason lip-syncing to fucking Justin Bieber or something

Red Hood: posts videos shitting on Batman. the comments were full of people saying "daddy issues" or "i wanna be a dealer just so you can shoot me babygirl" so he turned them off. sometimes someone (tim) turns them back on and Jason gets bombarded with "BRO IS SERVING CUNT"

Cassandra: posts videos of her doing ballet, or of her showing off her strength. Not on purpose though, she thinks its fun to post videos of her teasing her brothers and the comments are like "WHY DID SHE JUST PICK UP DICK GRAYSON WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT WHAT"

Orphan: has a shared account with Batgirl, but she doesn't post on it, just sort of stands in the background as Steph makes funny videos.

Stephanie: enjoys posting videos pretending to be dating both Tim and Cass because she thinks its funny when the internet call her a gold digger and cheater. Bernard (after going public with Tim) occasionally fuels the fire by commenting "lmao get ur bag girl" under a video of her dragging Tim to a resturant

Batgirl: posts videos of her making fun of rogues, and on her shared account with Cass, just joins in on trends but obviously mixing it to fit her (aka: "when Batman lectures you for breaking a criminals leg but your literally just a teenage girl")

Timothy: like Bruce, he has two accounts. One is professional, with him promoting Wayne Enterprises products or whatever. Second one is full of him doing wild shit like skateboarding down the manor stairs or him trying to confuse Bruce with cringey slang. his most popular video though, is of him using the Nepo Baby sound by Fox SZN

Red Robin: posts slideshows of pictures of Gotham. All very aesthetic ones, of good architecture and people laughing together and shit. His bio is "showing you guy why I do what I do." His account is very artsy fartsy but he also was the first batfamily member to get verified

Duke: doesn't post, just likes videos.

Signal: posts videos of him trying to scare the other vigilantes, cuz, yknow, he can go invisible. tell me you wouldn't do that either if you could be invisible. exactly, you can't. He also makes videos about how hard it is to be a teen vigilante.

Damian: videos of his pets doing tricks. also regularly stitches Tim's videos and just deadass insults him. Tim always comments on his stitches with just a singular emoji because he found out it pisses Damian off more when he doesn't have a big reaction

Robin: posts about resources for gothamites. also has a shared account with Superboy (Jon) where they try and sneak up on both Superman and Batman. They have yet to succeed on either one.

[bibibusinessman]

Alfred doesn’t stream it. Tim set up a webcam to follow him around and it gets amazing followings.

[kurawastaken]

i miss your oracle art :(

There she is!

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

*Batman walks into the Batcave with a cast on his wrist*

Nightwing: Woah, what's with the cast?

Batman: I sprained my wrist.

Oracle: Oh no, what happened?

Batman: Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

Nightwing: Yeah, jeez Oracle, back off. Leave the guy alone.

Nightwing to the rest of the batfamily: So he wouldn't say what happened which can only mean one thing.

Oracle: He's in a fight club.

Nightwing: No. He did it doing something he's embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Batman: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should be all doing right now.

*Later on, Batman goes up to Nightwing when he’s alone*

Batman: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Nightwing: ...Yes.

Batman: I was hula hooping. Clark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Nightwing: Oh my god.

Batman: I've mastered all the moves. *pulling out his phone and showing Nightwing pictures of himself hula hooping* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Nightwing: ...Why are you telling me this?

Batman: Because no one... will ever believe you. *deletes the pictures from his phone*

Nightwing: No, no!

Batman: >:)

Nightwing: You sick son of a bitch.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bonus: what they got banned for in tags

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*

*Jim hate*

*”facts” that may or not be actually true*

*”Freddie Mercury was bisexual-“*

*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*

*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*

*general misinformation about everyone and everything*

Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go

(open tags at your own risk, there’s a whole essay in there)

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Oracle: *giving directions via comms

Oracle: You can’t miss it.

Nightwing: You wanna bet?

Oracle: …

Oracle: No, actually, I don’t.

[certified-baddies]

🔥 Certified Baddies 🫡

Model: Barbara Sofia Ramirez M 🇻🇪

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 225

[Looking after Damian post Gotham War]

Barbara: Get out of the tank.

Damian: You're not my mother.

Barbara: Get out of the fucking tank.

Dick: That's it! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Damian, climbing fridge: This house is a fucking nightmare!

[omegabenaeart]

Character 2 of 20, BARBARA

This one is from a year ago, during my very brief Welcome Home phase

Barbara is just a silly little gal, wandering around Home and playing her trumpet.

Video under cut

[salma062022]

can someone make a batfam edit with o children song

[high-quality-tiktoks]

They were my catradora

[lesbian-cowpoke]

Here is some fun math!

Barbara Gordon first appeared in Detective Comics #359, making her debut as Batgirl. It was published January 1967.

21 years (and 6 months) later, Barbara retired as batgirl in Batgirl Special #1, published June 1988.

Barbara was Batgirl for 21 years.

One year later, she is Oracle, appearing in Suicide Squad #28, published January 1989.

Flashpoint (starting July 2011) rebooted the universe and she was Batgirl again.

Making Barbara Gordon Oracle for 22 years.

She was Oracle longer than she was Batgirl in real life.