#adventures in the DC universe

[dailydccomics]

if ever a duo needed a sitcom, its these idiots Adventures in the DC Universe #8

[pageofqueens]

All in a day’s work

[balu8]

Adventures in the DC Universe #8: Well, Here's Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Us Into!

by Steve Vance; John Delaney; Ron Boyd; Bob LeRose and Bob Lappan

DC

[holy-shit-comics]

[angstandhappiness]

Neat

[star--bird]

Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:

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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.

Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?

Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.

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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.

Tim: Turn on your brights.

Jason: The what?

Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.

Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?

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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*

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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.

Jason: You can only turn right on red.

Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.

Jason: This feels illegal.

Damian: I promise you it isn't.

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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?

Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.

[amorkuku]

[joyjoyjoyjoyjoyjo]

Jason: my traumas, my jokes

[frappegoddess]

Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.

They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)

Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.

Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.

The Batman™ slinked off a building.

[animusrox]

"Holiday Knights" The New Batman Adventures

[todelve-intomy-monthlyfixations]

This panel from WFA devastates me.

[dailydccomics]

Adventures in the DC Universe #14

[marskiiii]

kill me theyre so cute ugh

[balu8]

JLA

Adventures in the DC Universe

by Steve Vance;John Delaney; Ron Boyd; Bob Le Rose and Tim Harkins

DC

[holy-shit-comics]

[san-fics]

Damian: I have two boys who have reached puberty, they no longer get along.

Damian: I want to exchange any of them for a girl.

Damian: You don't have any girls?

Damian: Only she must be at least 2 years old.

Jon (stares at him, dumbfounded): ...

Damian (tries to sound more convincing): They are healthy and very active.

Damian: They eat mostly raw meat, fish, seaweed, but they are also fine with dry food.

Jon: (looks at him with growing anxiety)...

Damian (doubtfully): I can also give one boy away without exchange?

Jon: (looks around in search of an escape route)...

Damian: (disappointed): For some reason I was sure that you also had turtles at home...

Jon: Turtles! Turtles... (exhales with obvious relief)

Jon: You should have said right away that you were talking about turtles!

Damian: What did you think I was talking about?

Jon (thinks about Damian's childhood in the League of Assassins): ...

Jon: Nothing…?