#waynes

[san-fics]

Damian, 5 y.o.: Father probably knows everything Damian, 10 y.o.: Tt, turns out father doesn't know everything... Damian, 18 y.o.: What does father even know about life! Damian, 30 y.o.: I should have listened to father...

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

[yushidon]

The Burden of the Mask

[mylifeingotham]

[punkiebuttons]

[witherby]

Omgs it's so good HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS

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WHEN I LOOK FORWARD TO WRITING SOMETHING I JUST START GOING UNTIL I FIND A GOOD STOPPING POINT

[worldsofzzt]

Source “Wayne's World Hockey” by starbrand (1993) [WAYNES.ZZT] - “Street” {🔫: 1, ⏳: 100} Play This World Online ---- Discover More Information About This World on the Museum of ZZT

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[kamikazeonwings]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[how-surprising]

Hehehe 😊😘

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[san-fics]

Dick: You've become more cheerful and relaxed lately Jason: Yeah, that's because I'm seeing a therapist regularly now! Dick [interested]: And does that really help you so much? Jason: To lift my spirits—absolutely! Jason: I answer a question with a question, I lie, I dodge, I act and I test to see if he can figure out my game Jason: We'll see who's the first to whine about their childhood traumas!

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[frownyalfred]

Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”

[gravygranola]

is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both

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