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Day 5. Talk the Talk

Felinette November 2024

(upcoming on Ao3, published on Patreon)

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“What about…” Alya started and fell silent, obviously to stretch out the intrigue, “...Going to the evil twin’s bedroom and taking a picture of him sleeping!”

Marinette looked at her friend, dumbfounded, because even in the worst case scenario she hadn't expected such a set-up from her.

When Felix went to bed, Marinette relaxed a little, knowing that in his absence she wouldn’t betray her sympathy for him in any way, and the fact that he was going to take a sleeping pill meant that he wouldn’t hear her crowing like a rooster or trying to sing old Beatles songs while leaning out the window—or other absurd dares that she could get today. But it seemed that Marinette relaxed too early...

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Goodness, what was she doing?!... Marinette thought, involuntarily squeezing and relaxing her hand on the impressive volume again and again, unable to stop. She had already crossed all the boundaries of what was permitted, and if with the picture it was still possible to somehow refer to the dare and attract group responsibility, then these liberties were completely her initiative and not only threatened to ruin her relationship with Felix, but also with his cousin, if Adrien found out that Marinette was such an unhinged pervert...

For some reason, these arguments didn’t sound as strong in her slightly drunken mind as they should have, and her desire to taste him didn’t decrease, but only increased with every second. After all, she had already screwed up anyway, the horny voice in her head tempted Marinette, if there were consequences, they would already be there in any case, so she could easily allow herself a few more liberties…

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TAGS: Adrien Agreste | Aged-Up Character(s) | Alya Césaire | Dare | Drunken Shenanigans | Exhibitionism | Felinette | Felinette November | Felix Fathom | First Kiss | Getting Together | Happy Ending | Hot Mess Félix | Hot Mess Marinette | Implied Sexual Content | Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Miraculous Ladybug | Nicknames | Nino Lahiffe | Oblivious Marinette | One-shot | Oral Fixation | Oral Sex | Party | Party Games | Pining | Porn With Plot | Praise Kink | Sexual Tension | Size Kink | Smut | Stalker Marinette | Truth Or Dare | Voyeurism

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Chapter 2 is posted on AO3

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Summary:

“Bloody hell, Marinette... What are you doing?.. I will not fuck a woman in the back seat of a car... Especially not on my wedding day...” Marinette noted to herself with surprise that he somehow had a special attitude towards this day, although it was a fake wedding—a simple formality, a deal, a scam even, just like her whole life was by now... “Have you forgotten that this woman is your wife?” She demanded, imperiously pulling his head back a little by his hair, which she was still holding with one hand.

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Happily Married

Felinette, 18+

(upcoming on Ao3, chapters 1-7 are published on Patreon)

Art credit @aspenaspid, original Tumblr post.

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But the snowball of her crappy life didn’t finish its glorious descent there. Not only did the traitor now live in Paris, had a high position in the company in which she had an internship while studying at the University, and she had to constantly face him and endure his presence… No, from today on, this traitor was considered her legal husband! And Marinette’s fists clenched from impotence, that she had no choice but to agree to this scam.

But she didn’t have to be happy about it.

“I wonder what you are thinking about staring at me in that way.” Felix said thoughtfully, his voice still lacked the usual hostility and almost seemed interested.

Marinette realized that her quick glance turned out to be a long one, because she was lost in her thoughts and forgot who she was looking at. “About Adrien.” She admitted without thinking, before she could realize that her words would probably give her newly acquired husband a very wrong idea of ​​what she was thinking about.

“You can’t afford to publicly date another man while you’re legally married to me.” He informed her coldly, as if trying to cut every word into her mind with a knife.

“Who do you take me for?!” She yelled, turning to Felix with her whole body. “An idiot?!”

“The woman who let some stupid liar steal her designs for three upcoming movies.” Felix snorted without even turning to look at her.

“This doesn’t mean that I would sleep with someone other than my husband!” She exclaimed finally, indignation clouding her mind. Who did he think she was? A whore?! At her 20, Marinette has never even…

Her train of thought was cut off when Felix suddenly turned to face her and their eyes met.

His gaze didn’t contain the usual contempt or arrogance with which he ordinarily looked at everyone around him. Marinette was surprised to discover that Felix was looking at her with an unexpectedly greedy, almost animalistic gaze, which she had never seen on him before, and which didn’t fit at all into his distant, cold image.

She mentally rewinded her last words and realized that they sounded as if she was planning to sleep with her husband… which was Felix.

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Felix: I like people with a sense of humor. Felix: The other day, I got into a taxi with a fly in it Felix: Excuse me, I say to the driver, is this your fly or can I release it? Felix: Leave it if it doesn't bother you, he says, this is Jonny Foster, he needs to go to Trafalgar Square. Felix: And so we drove in silence, me, Jonny Foster and the taxi driver…

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Felix: Miss Dupain-Cheng, you need to wear longer skirts Felix: It's gonna be warmer for you Felix [under his breath]: And I won't feel so hot either…

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Robin: Ladybug, you are the first woman I've ever loved! Ladybug: Oh my god, not a newbie again…

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Jason: it's such a setup when you text something you would never send in a chat with Bruce, just for fun Jason: you laugh rereading it, then highlight it, but instead of deleting it, you accidentally press enter...

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Tim: Did you know that you can live for a month without food? Dick: Maybe you can, but what's the point? Tim [thoughtfully]: And without the point you can live your whole life... Dick: ... Tim: ... Tim: I urgently need some coffee… [leaves] Dick: … Dick: And I need some food…

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Marinette: Since I moved out of my parents’ house, all sorts of things have happened to me! Marinette: One day I was hanging out my laundry on the balcony, and my, pardon me, panties flew down to the floor below and were picked up by a neighbor Marinette: This guy waved them at me, as if to say, come and get your stuff Marinette: So I went down, rang the doorbell and without a second thought said to his wife, “I just wanted to get back my panties” Marinette: Of course the scandal was terrible, and the woman from the floor below still hates me...

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Adrien: I was driving Marinette home from my father’s office one day Adrien: she was hungry, and really tired Adrien: there was some fruit in the car, so she took a banana and started eating it Adrien: then she gradually fell asleep, still holding the banana in her hand Adrien: the car braked sharply and Marinette, by inertia, ran face-first into the banana... Adrien: naturally, she woke up Adrien: what was unexpected was what a still sleepy Marinette said Adrien: “Felix, I told you, not on my face!” Adrien: that's how I found out that she's been dating my cousin for a long time...

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Ladybug: You're an insolent, heartless, arrogant, cynical, selfish piece of shit! Robin: You're such a suck-up! Robin: Fine! What do you want, come with me on patrol or get some combat tips?

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Tim Drake: Dear Santa! Tim Drake: I’ve been good all year. Tim Drake: I ran on rooftops, fought bad guys and protected the weak. Tim Drake: Please give me this “Sleep” thing that everyone talks about! Tim Drake: I don’t know what it is, but they say it’s something really, really good. Tim Drake: Pleeease…

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Dick: Did you know that the brain is 90% water? Damian: Some people clearly don't get enough water in their brains… Tim: And some people's brains are 100% water instead... Jason: And some people's brains aren't even water...

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Felix: The triumph of female logic!

Felix: Marinette and I are sitting, having dinner, discussing all sorts of news

Felix: And then she says, completely out of the blue

Felix: ‘Let’s buy you a red shirt! I have nothing to wash my new blouse with’

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Marinette: Alya and I were abroad and went into a big store

Marinette: There were lots of cool clothes around, so we tried to ask the salespeople to try on some of them

Marinette: They stared at us with wide eyes and didn't let us try anything on, or even touch

Marinette: Luckily, there was someone on the staff who spoke French and explained to us that it was a dry cleaner…

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Damian: I’m sitting at the computer and hear Marinette muttering something under her breath through the open door

Damian: then I catch a clear “...and I’ll hang this cat too��” from her monologue

Damian: I’ve already jumped up from my chair, getting ready to save Alfred the cat from a cruel fate—you never know what these women come up with during their period...

Damian: a second later I remembered that she was decorating the Christmas tree with animal figurines...

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Dick [after the party, trying to work in the Bat cave]

Dick: I want to sleep so much...

Dick: I even made myself some really strong coffee!

Dick: But I still want to sleep…

Dick: You're a coffee expert, Timmy, why isn't it helping?!

Tim [looks at him skeptically]: You must have had a really good time yesterday

Dick [nods with the most miserable face he can master]

Tim [takes pity on him, moves Dick's hand with the cup to his mouth]: For coffee to work, it’s not enough to just brew it, you also need to drink it…

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Dick: hey

Dick: what’s up

Jason: same old, Dickie-bird

Jason: trying to take over the world!

Dick: Jason, are you drinking again?

Jason: yeah