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Tim: I recently had a dream that I was reading Wikipedia, and there was incorrect information about the inclination of Halley's comet's orbit to the plane of the ecliptic

Tim: I tried to edit the article, but it didn't work!

Jason [choking with laughter]: A nightmare…

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Dick: I found the most secure password!

Dick: You need to hit your head on the keyboard three times and save the result

Dick: And if you want to increase the security, you increase the number of hits

Jason: Oh, I've already tried that!

Jason: As practice shows, you press one or two of the same keys that way

Jason: That's why I came to the conclusion that it's better to hit your face on the keyboard and then move it around...

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Marinette: Do you love me?

Damian: Yes

Marinette: Very, very much?

Damian: Yes

Marinette: What do you love most?

Damian: Patrolling…

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Felix: It's trendy to be a high-functioning sociopath these days.

Felix: But only if you know 240 types of London dirt, have a brother in government, and a best friend who's a doctor.

Felix: I only have one of those three so far.

Felix: And then there's a cousin who clearly has no business being in government, and an open best friend position.

Felix: Yeah, I'm definitely behind the trend...

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Felix: On my first date with, I accidentally blurted out, "We haven't known each other for very long, and you already don't trust me?"

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Jason: During my walk today, my black eye got over 2000 views… Dick: Hey Jay! What happened to your eye? Jason: 2000 and 17…

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Jason: hey Dickie-bird Jason: what are you doing? Dick: hi! Dick: downloading all sorts of crap from the Internet… Dick: you? Jason: and I'm uploading this crap there!

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Tom: Are you sure you can give my daughter everything she needs? Felix: No doubt. Felix: She says she only needs me…

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Ladybug: We've been together for so long, and I still don't know anything about you! Robin [under his breath]: That's why we're together...

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Chapter 1 posted on A03

Summary:

“Look out!” Someone shouted, and Marinette woke up from her thoughts as she was yanked from the bike path and bumped into something hard and warm. “I thought you heard me, miss!” The worried cyclist, who had stopped abruptly a little further away, spoke hurriedly. “I am really, really sorry…” He finished, now looking only above her, almost with fear. Only now did Marinette realize that she was being held in an embrace of, probably, the one who pulled her out of the cyclist’s way. She looked up, her eyes resting on Argos’ pale face, distorted by a murderous expression. Well, that would explain why the cyclist looked like he was about to be torn in two.

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Looking For Freedom

Felinette

(upcoming on Ao3, chapters 1/3 - 3/3 are published on Patreon)

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Marinette wasn’t sure that her newfound freedom, which she honestly didn’t particularly believe in, wouldn’t end in loneliness. Or maybe it already was loneliness, disguised in freedom, which she had become so accustomed to, even in relationships, that she stopped noticing it…? Or maybe…

“Look out!” Someone shouted, and Marinette woke up from her thoughts as she was yanked from the bike path and bumped into something hard and warm.

“I thought you heard me, miss!” The worried cyclist, who had stopped abruptly a little further away, spoke hurriedly. “I rang the bell to warn you and I thought you would have time to move away!..” He assured her, nervously looking first at her, then somewhere above her, then back at her again. “I am really, really sorry…” He finished, now looking only above her, almost with fear.

Only now did Marinette realize that she was being held in an embrace of, probably, the one who pulled her out of the cyclist’s way.

And why this guy on the bike couldn’t just ride around her, seeing she had been lost in thought for a while while walking through the park?! Marinette thought irritably, in retrospect realizing the danger she had avoided. But instead of wanting to apologize as before, her emotions rebelled aggressively against the world—an indicator of her mental state, perhaps, though she wasn’t about to introspect just yet…

She looked up, her eyes resting on Argos’ pale face, distorted by a murderous expression.

Well, that would explain why the cyclist looked like he was about to be torn in two.

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Chapter 10 Posted on Ao3

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“Y-you did what…?” gasped Adrien, looking at her slightly dumbfounded, disbelief written all over his face. “You can't have Ladybug join you in bed, Marinette!” There was some special sort of desperation in his voice, as if Adrien was mostly trying to convince himself, and not her. “Besides, she would never agree to this!”

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Happily Married

Felinette, 18+

(upcoming on Ao3, chapters 10-11 are published on Patreon)

Art credit @aspenaspid, original Tumblr post.

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“Y-you did what…?” gasped Adrien, looking at her slightly dumbfounded, disbelief written all over his face. “You can't have Ladybug join you in bed, Marinette!” There was some special sort of desperation in his voice, as if Adrien was mostly trying to convince himself, and not her. “Besides, she would never agree to this!”

“Adrien, you don’t have to worry about us so much,” she smiled softly, doing her best to calm him down a little, although she had no intention of trying to soften the blow for him too much. The threesome with Ladybug story she came up with yesterday solved too many problems at once for her to abandon it.

“But you can’t… She can’t…” It seems he wanted to formulate something and couldn't find the right words for it. “How could Felix... with both of you... I don't understand...”

Marinette knew that his confusion was about something else, but she decided to pretend that she understood him differently in order to voice what was beneficial to her. “I mean, it's Ladybug, right? She's as safe as it can be, and she's the heroine of Paris. And I'm sure she won't do anything to hurt either of  us.” She turned to her friend and asked a question, the answer to which she already knew, unfortunately. “Judge for yourself, Adrien, if you were in my place—well, or in Felix’s place, anyways—would you refuse?”

The model stared at her with his mouth open, looking confused, and flustered, and stunned, and defeated. “You’re right…” he finally muttered, staring at the floor. “I… Felix is ​​a lucky man…”

“And I am a lucky woman,” she reminded him quietly, probably looking at him a little harsher than she was supposed to look at her good friend.

Perhaps now she wasn’t looking at her friend at all, but at a man who had never opened his eyes, hadn’t noticed her, or had noticed her in the wrong place, or too late. She looked at the man who didn’t want her once and whom she no longer wanted either. And maybe in this whole conversation, behind all her reasons and benefits from the result, there was still a hint of a small but sharp feminine revenge…

Ladybug jumped into her open window so suddenly, Marinette instantly took a fighting stance, taken by surprise. Fortunately Adrien was no less startled than she was and didn’t notice her trained reaction.

“Oh, hi, Adrien, didn’t know you were here,” the heroine of Paris said to the model, walking through Marinette's studio (with her standing right there!!) as if nothing special had happened. She glanced at the designer and smiled. “I won’t be long,” she promised as she winked at Adrien who watched her in bewilderment, “I just wanted to give a quick kiss to my new girlfriend.”

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Waking Up

Felinette

(parts 1/2-2/2 upcoming on Ao3, published on Patreon)

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The grey color of the glass gradually changed to half green half blue, and at the top of the building a huge terrace with vertical gardens appeared, like a picture from some movie about a luxurious life.

“It’s in honor of the color of our eyes,” Felix explained, glancing back at her again, and Marinette realized that she had completely forgotten that he was orchestrating all these changes, transforming the building in front of her.

Marinette shook her head, trying to understand what he meant, because even in a dream such a soft voice from Felix and such a friendly behavior seemed something completely incredible and puzzled her. “Excuse me?” She muttered in confusion.

“The color of the windows,” the man explained, nodding towards the building. “I changed it so that it reflected the color of both your eyes and mine at once. It’s symbolic, don’t you think?”

Marinette didn't think it was symbolic. She thought it was all very atypical, and confusing, and a little weird. That's what she thought.

“How do you do that?” She asked, for now more curious about this than in what color the windows were and why. “You change everything so easily. It’s impossible!”

Felix smiled. But it wasn’t as if he wanted to show that he knew a secret that she didn’t, but as if he was inviting her to enter this secret with him. “We're in a dream,” he explained, “Haven't you noticed? In dreams we can create our reality without delay, in a moment. Literally.”

“Are you saying that our real reality can also be created like this, just by our own will?!” She blurted out, finally catching the elusive meaning his words implied.

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TAGS: Aged-Up Character(s) | Canon Divergence | Designer Marinette | Dream To Reality | Dreams | Felinette | Felix Fathom | Felix is Smart | Getting Together | Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Marinette is Over Adrien | Marinette x Felix | Personal Growth | Pre-Relationship | pre-Felinette

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Jon: Damian, you have a cat! Damian: Two. Why? John: Mine is really bad! Jon: She really, really needs a cat, and I don't want to drug her with chemicals… Damian [thoughtfully]: Alfred the Cat won’t be interested, and Jason is neutered… Damian: I can only offer a parrot…

[learn about the parrot]

[get revenge on Jason]

[Jason's advice]

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Jason: I finally understood what kind of idiots 24-hour supermarkets exist for Dick: Don't keep me in suspense! Jason: For those who have been moping around all day, then in the evening finally have some invigorating tea and want to ride between the aisles in a shopping cart… Dick: Are you talking about… Jason: Not about myself! Jason: I ended up there during a patrol, completely by accident! Jason: It's not my fault that it was faster to get back to the exit on the cart...

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🔞 Marinette [in a seductive voice]: the most important organ of a man in traveling condition has the shape of a cylinder with a diameter of 3 cm and a length of 8 cm Damian [perplexed]: my brain is bigger and doesn’t have the shape of a cylinder...

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Felix: The day can't start calmly with a text at 6 am from an unfamiliar number that says, “I've arrived” Felix: Especially when your mother is home and you don't have a girlfriend Felix: You suddenly start thinking about a lot of things...

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Felix: In moments when I give in to shameful weakness and, against the backdrop of someone's irresponsibility, raise my hands to the mountain and pathetically ask, “Why is it that I can always do it, I have time, I remember, the stars are in the right order!!!...” Felix: My beloved wife (another example of punctuality and a word of holding power) with an inimitable intonation says in a human voice: “Well, that’s because you are RESPONSIBLE…” Felix: It sounds like the name of a shameless, but extremely unpleasant disease. Healthy people, of course, sincerely admire those who courageously endure all the hardships of this condition, but they don’t wish it on themselves…