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bloominglegumes · 10 months ago

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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tagerrkix · 1 year ago

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WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

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bunnieswithknives · 6 months ago

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 106

Dan absolutely despised his parole at first, but honestly this is a blast. Sure, he’s stuck in the form of a cat, a kitten even, but he’d found an absolutely wonderful companion. Partner. Ally? Baby Chaos Lord? He’d work on it.

Klarion is just happy to have found such a great familiar, he even named them Teekl II, which is a great name thank you very much hero-babies! So now he has two Teekl familiars, and Teekl II always gets so gleeful whenever they successfully pull a prank! He even has his own fire magic which is so fun!

Danny is not happy to get thrown into another world, stuck as a kitten. He’s also not pleased to have found a sick baby liminal, but fine. If this is what he’s supposed to deal with then he’ll deal with it! Even if he has to be a familiar for a teeny tiny bit of time. It’s fine, and the dude has a pocket he can peek out of on his coat.

Jason has no idea where this kitten came from but the Pit is being surprisingly chill about it. Something about a baby? Whatever, he’s made the furball a little matching outfit and they like to sit in his pockets and peer out. No idea how Cat Hood is making the shadows all spooky now or why the eyes went from blue to green, but whatever.

Ellie is utterly delighted in this situation. She was just wandering, but now she’s a lil fluffy kitten, and ended up landing on this kid’s head. This magic kid’s head! He even has a talking tiger friend too! So cool! She’s definitely sticking with him! This will be so fun!

Billy was worried about making sure the kitten got food, she’s so tiny! Mr Tawny is a big help though, and apparently she’s his familiar now that he’s given her a mortal name? He doesn’t fully understand but apparently she’s connected to his magic now, if the shouts from the gods are anything to go by. Look, an electric cat is cool. Pakhet is amazing, and Fawcet thinks it’s adorable that Marvel has a kitten clinging to his shoulder

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #feline familiar au #Hilariously none of them know the other is in the world #Ellie was just wandering #Dan is on patrol #Danny was messing with portals #It'll be hilarious the first time all 3 meet and do the spiderman meme with their cats #Dan looks like a tabby cat but silver-blue #Ellie is a black tuxedo cat #Danny is black with a white head #they're all magic now #Dan: No I am not parenting this lil shit- shut up #Ellie: Haha magic lightning go brrr #Danny: He hasn't tried to murder me and made me a jacket so that's cool #Why yes they all Can go big if they want #Very Big in fact #So hopefully no one threatens their partners #They may be new to this whole familiar schtick but they'll be the best at it they swear #klarion #teekl #dan fenton #billy batson #captain marvel #ellie fenton #jason todd #red hood #danny fenton

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dustykneed · 5 months ago

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so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek fanart #star trek tos #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #star trek the original series #spones #spones fanart #mckirk #spirk #fun fact theyve actually ALL been infected by the spores since the start xDD it's why bones touches spock so much #and why spock cracks that joke #lowered inhibitions (wink)#so they're ooc but it's on purpose 😌🩵💙💛#spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #i like to think that spock is actually profoundly hilarious/has a knack for deadpan comedy but represses it up until he gets over--#--his baggage with not being 'vulcan enough'. he's absolutely hilarious when he wants to be and constantly gives j+b whiplash #part of the humor is that you can't tell if he's joking or not until you look at his eyes and see the twinkle #he gets bones ALL THE TIME with incendiary comments and deadpan delivery until bones starts to squint and go--#--no. no way you actually think that. youre messing with me on purpose. i'm ENTERTAINING you. vulcans don't get bored my ass #it's enrichment for both of them <333 not even kidding. It's good for them both lmaoo #mcspirk bingo #dust trek comics

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starkspi · 7 months ago

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This is very much inspired by chapter 18, 19 and 20 of “Of Saints And Sinners” by @morningstarwrites where Alastor finds his new true love: Heaven ice cream™. (Amount of ice cream only slightly exaggerated in the picture above)

And my really important question is: did they get some more off screen ice cream in chapter 25/26? Will the story end with them opening up an ice cream store?

#yes always thinking about the really important plot points as you can see #this is also that meme: ‘lucifer is struggling’ - Alastor: ‘this is not about him’#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #appleradio #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #my art #the heaven ice cream idea is fucking hilarious btw #I hope I didn’t mess up the chapters

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ivyithink · 8 months ago

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less questions, more getting into the cuddle pile, daniel

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Tiny little guys

(That comic of mine is on its way - wanted to share the little ones from the current wip haha - EDIT: no longer wip!)

#it is SO HARD to find refs for Mikey and Donnie pre mutation #I don’t even think I did them right #hell I don’t think I did RAPH right either #Leo is the main one to get a spotlight - my boy’s got that pretty privilege smh #so many reference images to choose from for him #which is hilarious because he’s the only one I didn’t need a ref for #but yeah I hope these are…close enough lol #I pretty much just made Donnie Long and Mikey Round and hoped for the best #honestly I made Mikey so close to the camera so I couldn’t mess him up much haha…Donnie’s the one I’m most convinced I got wrong #these guys are literally in one drawing but stillll #comic has been super fun so far I hope to get it done soon #if any of them are TOO off feel free to let me know I’m more than happy to fix em quick haha #EDIT: Donnie has been changed to be MARKEDLY flatter lol

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ak800 · 30 days ago

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I love the kind of Stobotnik fanfics where Dr. Robotnik is his usual weird ass self and just generally behaving a bit questionable towards his partner crush Assistant (yk pushing against a wall, putting fingers into his mouth etc), and Stone seems to be the normal one in the relationship.. Only for Stone to turn around and immediately do equally fucked up shit (mild stalking, drugging the doctor's coffee to get him to finally take a nap, shooting someone point blank for the doctor, etc.) Like that shit gets me everytime

#i love it #its so hilarious #bc Robotnik is also just straight up flattered when Stone does this #they r both so messed up #they need each other fr #hdhdhhd #stobotnik #agent stone #aban stone #dr robotnik #ivo robotnik #dr eggman #eggman #(also feel free to drop recommendations hehe:3)

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siriusblackdevotee · 1 month ago

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Azkaban Guard: we're bringing in Sirius Black and Bellatrix Lestrange for—

Barty: yes! my fantasy threesome!

Bellatrix:

Sirius:

Barty: ....of cellmates

#Rodolophus is pissed in the corner #Rabastan finds it hilarious tho #me if i was barty #ily bisexual mess barty #barty crouch junior #sirius black #barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch jr #bartemius crouch junior #bellatrix black lestrange #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #dead gay wizards #marauders #marauders era

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butterflysonnets · 10 months ago

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14 year old mike wheeler, monologuing to eleven: i knew from the moment i met you that i loved you

12 year old mike wheeler, the moment he met eleven: crawl out my window and go knock on my house's door so my mom calls child services on you and you can go back to pennhurst asylum or whatever because i'm way too busy — wait did you say you know about will? where is he? is he okay? you can live in my closet if you help me find him

#i'm rewatching s1 now that finals are over and i still just find this so hilarious i'm sorry #why was he lying and averting his eyes in that love confession......... and why did everyone look so miserable.... if not on purpose...#el baby girl i'm gon get you outta there i promise you i'm gon get you outta there. you don't belong in that mess #stranger things #st #mike wheeler #queer mike wheeler #byler #byler endgame #eve text

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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