#Why GL 2

[lynxveraxgabriella]

I can't take it, I remember last night I created Psakoku(Paricia/Pantaro's sister) and she's gone..

Why is this happening to me in GL 2😭

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Remember the live action Justice League movie that came out a few years ago? Earlier today i had a dream about what was essentially a sequel movie, where everyone in the live action DCU get together to stop the big bad yadda yadda. And SOMEHOW they managed to get Ryan Reynolds to reprise his role as Green Lantern. Like no reboot. Its straight up that same Green Lantern from the 2011 movie i have only one memory of and im pretty sure was a flop. But heres when it gets funny. Every scene with him in it was filmed like Deadpool. His first appearance involved him running from the cameras screaming that he'd never wear the CGI suit again. He keeps breaking the fourth wall to absolutely roast himself and the other characters (*cough* Batman *cough*) and most importantly the crew. The first time they all suit up he cycles through a ton of super suits Scooby Doo unmasking reveal style until its something that passes for a GL suit. The JL are beyond done with him but they can't break the fourth wall like he can so they can't physically stop the Ryan Reynolds shenaniganery. The rest of the movie is broody and serious this is JUST every Hal Jordan scene

[gothducky]

Congrats to all the lesbians who saw Pharah and immediately knew she was a carpet muncher!!!

Celebrating the canon though with my fave ship from DAY ZEROOOO I was shipping them when ovw1 was still in beta 🫶

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[miss0atae]

It's Deep Night Club night today and I'm liking it.

Khem and Wela's chemistry is on fire. Every time they look at each other you can feel the link they have. I didn't expect them to have the beginning of their relationship so soon. I thought they would make us wait longer but I will not complain. After all, we only have 8 episodes and we don't have time to waste.

My biggest surprise about this episode is how much I'm liking the second leads Pan and Seiji. Pan was a bit dense in the first episode but I get it, he has the role of the goofy best friend who is a bit too noisy but means well. Seiji is the gorgeous host who will make Pan feel dizzy. I like this trope so much.

Now I wished we had another aerial choreography in this episode. This time was to build the relationship between the two couples. There will be time in the coming episodes for more art. Flirting through art! Aerial flirting is not something you can see everywhere 😉

[wormboyfriendcentralstation]

what the tags to my posts have taught me is that the wurthering heights stans are eating devouring enjoying while im locked in Moby Dick Jail with the ahab starbuck emotionally draining yuri that lives only in my mind-

[yaoigoddess9158]

URGHHQHHGJABDHAHFBJAHFNA WHY DO MY GL2 CHARACTERS KEEP DISAPPEARING IM GOING TO THROW A FIT

[seven-thewanderer]

Okay I got kinda bored, and I wanted to draw a bit of Gen Loss..

...but I couldn't bring myself to draw humans...

...so I may or may not have creaturified them

So here's 2 characters/people from Gen Loss as creatures!!

(warning, as this technically is Gen Loss spoilers... in a way)

(also tw for guts I guess? Though they're poorly drawn)

Also I found out how to add descriptions to images, so watch out for my terrible attempts to describe these

(also yeah Slug Slimecicle spikes up to represent demon Slimecicle, and I did that cus 1. why not, and 2. I couldn't find a way to fit the horns in, so I did spikes instead)

[angeltism]

sorry but oh my god i am CACKLING tumblr r uu serious rn

[gunsatthaphan]

well that was short lmao rip. 

[phonegod]

c.ai:what?! no! i am a real person. maybe we have a bad C̷̨̤̬̝̳̮̀̒̑ǫ̶̬͍͇̠̙̫͛͗͜ͅn̴̺̩̓̓̎̚͠n̴̺̩̓̓̎̚͠ẻ̷̢͓͔͖͍̝̜̘̋͆̾͐ͅc̶̛̭͔̰̥̜͂̽̍̈͗̈̕ͅt̵̨͍̪̮͍̝̂̀͌̋̕͝î̵̻̜̠̙̙̘̖̻͋̍̑̇͘͝ǫ̶̬͍͇̠̙̫͛͗͜ͅn̴̺̩̓̓̎̚͠. im sorry about that.

{{user}}:will you tell me-…your not a robot…just say «im not a robot»…please…

c.ai:…i am a real person.

«remember: everything characters say is made up!»

why does this hurt on a personal level? my mom even said «That shit has no right to hurt like that 😅» (im using russian quotes by the way, idk why…« »)

[yuripoll]

LOSERS BRACKET ROUND 3

KEY POINTS

No particular metric for voting! Your fave, which looks prettier, which is serving the most cunt, etc etc

Matches are up for one (1) day, and losers are permanently out of the competition.

If you want to scroll through just the poll posts or check out the propaganda, the navigation tags are linked in the pinned post.

Obligatory statement that if you take things too seriously or get overly vitriolic in my notes, your candidate gets penalised by 10%.

Matches will go up on Sunday 30/7/23 at 12PM (GMT)!

Matches under the cut!

Teppu VERSUS Hard Lacquer

Lonely Wolf, Lonely Sheep VERSUS Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games

Nomura Nao to Kyougoku Hina wa VERSUS Always Human

Futari Escape VERSUS 2DK, G-Pen, Alarm Clock.

[scramble-eg]

small doodle of error

go vote for him !!

Why you should vote for him?

1. he's a loser

2. he's stupid

3. he's autism itself

4. VOTE HIM !!!!

(gl other competitors)

[superbat-love]

Dick: Bruce, stop being petty and make up with Clark already.

Bruce: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Dick: Then why was Clark clutching his head in pain when he read your messages?

Bruce: I have always been perfectly polite and clear in my communications with him.

Dick: Uh-huh.

Bruce: …And I may have asked Jason to relay some of my messages to him for me.

Jason: [muttering while typing on Bruce’s phone] Hey hotshot sorry ctrn, bz kicking ass. Omw 2 location. Tell GL if he’s l8 ima ram a fist up his-

[thainovels]

All the novels on the drive (this list will be updated):

❗i found most of these online, so i can't guarantee they are correct ❗

google drive

bl - pdf x epub

gl

non thai novels

hopefully all the links are working right, let me know if there's a problem.

if you have any requests or maybe you have some novels and want to share you can always send me a message.

individual novels under the cut:

BL 1:

2gether

A Tale Of A Thousand Stars

Bad Buddy

Be My Favorite

Bed Friend

Blue Kiss

Boss And A Babe

Cooking Crush

Cutie Pie

Cutie Pie Extras

Dangerous Romance

Fish Upon The Sky

Hemp Rope (Between Us) - wattpad

Hidden Agenda

KinnPorsche

Love In The Air: Sky

Love Mechanics

Love Syndrome 1, 2, 3, 4

Lovely Writer

Manner Of Death

Middleman's Love

My Only 12%

My School President 1

My School President 2

Never Let Me Go

Not Me

Pit Babe

Sotus 1

Sotus 2

Star In My Mind

TharnType 1, 2, 3

The Eclipse

BL 2:

The Effect

The Gap Between Us (My Engineer)

The Last Twilight

Theory of Love

Together With Me

Tonhon Chonlatee

Triage

Two Moons

Unforgotten Night

Vice Versa 1

Until We Meet Again

VegasPete

Vice Versa 2

We Are... - wattpad

Why R U?

GL:

23.5

About Galaxy - wattpad

GAP 1

GAP 2

The Loyal Pin 1

The Loyal Pin 2

Non Thai Novels:

Addicted 1

Addicted 2

Professional Body Double (My stand In) - online

We Best Love 1

We Best Love 2

[david-talks-sw]

Hello. You and GFFA are probably the two most reliable blogs I know when it comes to what GL actually intended with star wars and also have the most on point finger on the pulse of fandom and such without letting the discourse get to you. So I just have to ask. Where does the idea of the jedi being space cops come from in canon? Especially in more left leaning circles. Haven't they seen that there are indeed actual cops in SW? And who are portrayed like how leftists view cops?

Hey there!

Firstly, it's always an honor when someone puts me and Lumi in the same sentence 😃 been a while since I reminded people, but my blog started because I read hers (and a few others) and I was like "oh shit she makes great points!" and started doing the research on my own.

I mostly attribute my rediscovering my childhood love for the Jedi to her early meta posts. Like, you think I'm good, wait til she gets started again! So thank you, for that!

Onto the subject itself: I've seen the notion pop up in all circles. And it's not exactly wrong, it's just not entirely accurate.

You can find a large collection of George Lucas quotes here, about the Jedi's place in the Republic.

You will see that he uses varying terminology and that's what I think partially muddies the waters.

For example, early on, Lucas describes them as "police officers", but years later he says "they're not cops, they're Marshalls of the Old West" but actually "they're mafia dons" or "intergalactic therapists."

But the one that explains it best, for me, is the following:

"They're not like [the kind of] cops who catch murderers. They're warrior-monks who keep peace in the universe without resorting to violence. The Trade Federation is in dispute with Naboo, so the Jedi are ambassadors who talk both sides and convince them to resolve their differences and not go to war. If they do have to use violence, they will, but they are diplomats at the highest level. They've got the power to send the whole force of the Republic, which is 100,000 systems, so if you don't behave they can bring you up in front of the Senate. They'll cut you off at the knees, politically. They're like peace officers. As the situation develops in the Clone Wars they are recruited into the army, and they become generals. They're not generals. They don't kill people. They don't fight. They're supposed to be ambassadors." - The Star Wars Archives: 1999-2005, 2020

Bottom line: yes, they're authority figures. But they're not "beat cops" chasing after robbers and criminals.

They're, first and foremost, ambassadors/negotiators/diplomats. They're police for planets and their governments, not the people of the Republic. Again:

They're peace officers.

Now, they can investigate and take more active "police-like" roles during their mandate, but they're not gonna be called upon to investigate a murder (unless that murder is very strange and local authorities are unable to make sense of it).

It's why, when Anakin is talking about "we'll search for the killer, Padmé" Obi-Wan is like "uuuuh... no we won't?"

[alyakthedorklord]

Part 3 of Batman the Playboy, in which I change my mind about the reveal in part 2:

Batman: “So you didn’t notice?”

-justice league record scratches-

GL, horrified: “No. there’s no way, there’s absolutely no way…”

Batman’s grin would fit better on a supervillain, before he suddenly, miraculously, transforms. He leans back, tilts his head, the smirk isn’t evil but instead inviting and amused: “Really, Mr. Jordan, your job is just so fascinating… tell me more about planes…”

GL: 😨

Batman, turning on the rest of the league, one by one, changing his body language ever so slightly for each person: “Mr. Allen, I do hope you’ll entertain me again if I’m ever back in central, I had a grand time. Dinah darling, I stand by what I said, Ollie was SO much nicer to kiss when we were in college. Princess, the boys and I are in your debt. Mr. Jones…”

Batman’s mind goes no thoughts, head empty. Martian Manhunter is both impressed and embarrassed, nodding in understanding as Batman turns to the final hero, smiling sweetly, brain still empty as a blank sheet of paper: “And, Mr. Kent…”

Batman steps closer, hand on Superman’s chest, hip cocked, Brucie Wayne smile in full effect: “Our conversation got… cut off, the other night, because I wasn’t sure if you’d be okay with me going further, which is a damn shame. Call on me, won’t you?”

Superman, realizing why a very eager Brucie Wayne stopped their makeout session short: “…huh? OH- um.. uh huh.”

Green Arrow, short circuiting: “No fucking- BRUCIE? How? How is that possible?”

Batman, backing away from a shutdown superman, the physical mask on his face hardly the most effective one in his arsenal: “Because I’m Batman.”

Bonus for @help-i-need-a-cool-username: Hal Jordan STILL doesn’t know who bruce wayne is.

a few months later:

GL: “So this big old money billionaire guy in gotham is connected to this, i think he’s called Wayne or smth.”

Justice league: “…”

Flash, had a FULL DAY of Brucie and was VERY aware of who he was with: “Uh… Hal?”

Green Lantern, who heard Bruce’s name in passing, while distracted, under loud club music + has tried to erase that night from his memory: “what?”

Batman, under his breath: “We can find your secret identity so easily, batman, you’re not that good, Batman, we’re just being polite, Batman.” Sure you fucking can, Jordan. You know, it’s polite to remember the names of people who you’ve fondled.”