#I’m like literally banned from the discord too

[yaoigoddess9158]

URGHHQHHGJABDHAHFBJAHFNA WHY DO MY GL2 CHARACTERS KEEP DISAPPEARING IM GOING TO THROW A FIT

[swindle-comic]

As Swindle comes off of hiatus, I (Artsy) would just like to say a few things.

I firstly just want to say a big personal thank you to everyone who’s been so patient during this hiatus. I’ve been dealing with a lot over the months that this comic hasn’t been updating and I’m still just keeping my head above water as it is. To those who are so empathetic, so kind, so understanding, thank you. You guys are a big reason why I continue working on this comic, and I am really excited for you to see where the story goes.

Lord knows that I’ve dedicated more than enough time complaining about the small but vocal group of people who have been rude - sometimes excessively so - to both Lolly and I as we work on this comic, and I’d like to not spend a terribly long time dwelling on it, here. I probably won’t mention if for a long while after this post. At the same time, it’s worth noting that we’ve done a lot to try to discourage and manage this behavior with... mixed results. We’ve blocked people for repeated rude behavior, we’ve banned people from our Discord server for rude behavior, we’ve closed our askbox during the hiatus, we’ve introduced an FAQ - and people have evaded being blocked by making throwaway accounts, and we’ve had an incident of an individual making a new Discord account to evade a ban, and people don’t read our FAQ. It’s all really frustrating.

I think, for now, at least, we’re going to only open our askbox to non-anons - though this won’t do too much to prevent throwaways, it’ll at least convolute the means through which people can harass us. So apologies to the shy but kind individuals who had been using anon peacefully, maybe sometime we’ll open it back up again.

Additionally, I’ll like to just once again ask for anyone who hasn’t to check out FAQ, please. It’s in our pinned post for a reason.

Somewhat related to that - mostly that it’s something that’s been covered in the FAQ, is that I’ve noticed an increasing number of people who have been saying they discovered the comic via re-uploads on tiktok and pintrest.

And. Wow. That hurts. It hurts to know, to think about. I know it’s inevitable, trust me, I know this is just the inevitable result of posting anything on the internet, but god, it sucks.

I don’t know how many of you following this blog are artists, but it’s a big long topic that I don’t really have the space or patience to lay out for all of you in this post - this is art theft. We do not allow, we say it right in our FAQ point-blank, we do not allow people to reupload the comic elsewhere. Dubs are fine, again, we’ve covered this, they’re transformative, they offer an experience unique to just reading the comic. But un-voiced reuploads that do nothing but present the comic in a slideshow? That’s stealing. It’s hurtful, and it’s wrong. Both Lolly and I have dealt many times with our work being stolen and we’ve made our stances on reuploads of our work pretty clear on our own blogs.

Please, if you see someone doing this, report them. The only “official” accounts for the comic are this blog and our promotional Instagram page, swindle.comic. If an account is uploading the comic, un-dubbed, they do no have permission to do so, and they need to be reported.

I really don’t expect this to be the last time I have to say something like this or about this, because I know that this comic is going to take a long time to complete and so we’ll always have newcomers who can’t reasonably be asked to sift through the entire blog for posts like these. But for now, I hope it helps keep the interaction with this comic more respectful. I don’t think the people who do this stuff even realize that their behavior literally makes this comic more draining to work on than it should be (which leads to more burnout and hiatuses) - or I wouldn’t be making posts like this at all, because if they did know, they therefore wouldn’t care, and telling them would be pointless. So I hope this serves as a decent reminder that we’re human beings, and we and our work deserves to be respected.

[bapydemonprincess]

I’m 24 and I’ve been in this fandom since like 2010 . So not the entire time it’s been around but I was here for its main surge I feel like. And I won’t lie, when I was 10 and a majority of the fandom did ship sebaciel publicly and people made you feel weird for not shipping it, I definitely did engage with it. It was pushed on me as a 10 year old by a majority of the fandom, and I didn’t see anything wrong because I was younger than ciel/same age and I was like “yeah I think Sebastian is cute and I’m the same age as ciel so—“ BUT you know as I got older I’d say even by 14 I had the realization of how gross it was and how I didn’t actually ship it it was just that they were the two main characters in the fandom and that typically main characters are the ones who get shipped and that at that time in the fandom it was impossible to not be faced with ship stuff. And I was groomed by adults in the fandom on this very website. They knew my age and would send me smut and talk to me about myself and flirt and I honestly feel bad that I ever did engage with the ship. I didn’t know any better. But now as an adult when I do see sebaciel stuff I find myself questioning if they’re just young and if they’re going to grow out of it too and I wonder if maybe they’re also having it pushed on them by older fans like I was. I find it concerning because i know what it did to myself and what kind of situations I was put in because of it. I try to avoid the adult ones because unfortunately I think if they haven’t grown out of it and realized the implications of the ship and how it does affect real life I don’t know that they ever will. I hate that this fandom has such a bad label on it. Every person I mention it to is like— “oh the pedophile demon anime?” And it just sickens me. Idk this is kind of just a rant and I wanted to offer my thoughts as someone who has been in the fandom a long time and as someone who was in the fandom as a child even. I’m sorry if this is weird ask to send but I see you posting content about it sometimes and it made me feel safe to share my thoughts

Well I am not personally good at answering these types of asks but I am glad you felt safe to send this to me, specifically, and get it off your chest, it's all good!! 💖 And glad to know you came to realize how bad the ship was at one point, I'm always happy to see that happen once in a while in kuro, because there are so many folks around my age refusing to accept the truth and doubling down on proshipping, and also I notice very recently too trying to cause problems on purpose for antis in their spaces. 😒 It's getting hard out there since the new anime came out, and a lot of those types have attempted to return.. likely from twitter where they ran off to last time they were booted (some quite literally banned hmm I wonder why) from tumblr.

And the worst WORST part knowing proshippers around my age is knowing.. remembering.. the very beginnings of kuro, seeing the early fics on ao3 by those guys, who really started it all, knowing somewhere they're still out there.. some even maybe with kids of their own WHO KNOWS... Ugh.

And I hope new fans, no matter their age really, make sure to be careful esp on here in the main kuro tag, for these proshippers have been constantly- AND VERY BLATANTLY I MIGHT ADD -trying to advertise their blogs and discords as safe spaces for interacting... CLEARLY trying to start/continue the process of grooming that is so well known in fandoms like kuro at this point.

Overall just use block on tumblr recreationally, it's free real estate ✨, stay safe in general, and again don't be afraid whether on fellow anti blogs like mine send messages or if you feel more comfortable make posts of your own on your own blog expressing how you feel, getting it out of your system.

Hope my response was okay (I say because I'm at work at also health-wise a bit out of it so sorry grbhjfkugu) and hope you, anon are currently doing okay now!! Thank you again for sharing your personal experience!!

[transmascpetewentz]

can you give more details about why/when you got doxxed? that seems really scary and i’m sorry it happened to you.

i'm not going to go into this because i've already addressed this in the past but basically, there were multiple times i've been almost or actually doxxed but this one was on a discord server. it's been long enough that i feel like i can talk about it freely without naming names due to the fact that they've probably gotten tired of stalking me across accounts.

i was on a discord for a bit then i got banned for some drama that happened, then i got suddenly blocked by 90% of the accounts i followed on xitter. one of my acquaintances got some messages he shared with me telling him that they were going to try and make up a fake story about me & find out where i live so they can message my irl family and law enforcement (mind you, the person who i got into the drama with lives somewhere in europe, and i'm usamerican)

one of this guy's friends lives in chicago and talked vaguely about going to find me irl, but nothing ended up happening. some of my friends got banned from the server too because they were "aiding me in stalking" (see: watching the discord to make sure i wasn't going to be doxxed)

this guy has friends who are a lot of popular fandom artists, to the point where a lot of accounts i have literally never heard of in certain fandoms block me. i won't say which fandoms out of fear that they might start harassing me again, but yeah. he's very well connected and has been in the fanbase for years. i suspect that a lot of rumors about me that are floating around were started by his friends: that i'm a "proshipper," that i read noncon fic, that i have certain fetishes. it's all very weird and creepy.

this all was from late may 2023 to early july 2023. i haven't heard from them ever since, and most of his closest friends haven't posted since october.

edit to add: please, if you know who he or any of his friends are, do not harass them. if for no other reason, they will find me and come after me if you do. just leave them alone, block and move on.

[ps1demodisk]

I’m sorry, but I’m still genuinely wondering what your motives were. You literally gaslit and manipulated and entire server just trying to have a good time, abused your mod privileges, got multiple people wrongfully kicked and/or banned, and basically turned everyone against each other until the server crumbled and shut down.

What was the reason /gen? Did someone write a fic you didn’t like? Make art you didn’t approve of? Your docs barely explain shit and we’re all still confused.

I'll answer this one as a formality i guess because it seems genuine but I'm still ignoring every other one that comes through because yall are getting weird about your threats in the ask box

The reason you cant understand my motives is because I didn't have one, you're looking at it as if I was intentionally trying to mess things around and hurt people which is why it's not making sense to you

Also kinda not understanding how now it's gaslighting instead of whatever it was before, gaslighting is intentional and for something to be intentional you have to do it on purpose. Manipulation I guess yeah can be unintentional so I'll take that one.

The other thing, with the doc and stuff, how that doesn't give you answers? That's because I still don't know what I did, and even less so at the time I wrote it. No one spoke to me (except the server owner but that was just for themself and not about what everyone else seems to be on about) no one posted anything that was comprehensive enough for me to grasp what all was actually going on, they just made me out to be cartoonishly evil and went on about how everyone needs to heal and be protected from me and how god regrets me gaining consciousness ig but when someone asked what I did because they were scared, they weren't told anything, people acted weird about it, and from what I was told then even initially tried to play it off as nothing happening.

Honestly the only things I take responsibility for here is 1) the fact I wasn't careful with how I spoke to [the server owner] and that it made them feel pressured to agree with me on stuff when they actually didn't agree. and 2) that I let my issues with other people's behaviour escalate into shit talking instead of just keeping it as normal complaining between friends, because yeah I can say "well they did it too" or "they did it worse" but at the end of the day that doesn't negate the fact I also did it? I played my part, and regardless of whether or not Peachy and Sky want to own up to their parts in it, I need to own up to mine. Even if my issues were valid with people it wasn't a pass to be outright rude about them and name call.

I stand by what nut said being racist and I stand by the fact hob sending porn doujins of aged up 17 year olds without telling people that's what they were and shotacon noncon that they feigned ignorance to being shotacon noncon and trying to manipulate our other friend with pretty shitty messages and is weird!

Sorry not sorry this answers probably none of your questions but it's literally the best you're gonna get outta me, I still use the same discord account by the way I just changed the name to @ ps1demodisk in case you still think the name change was to "hide from consequences" or something and not just because I felt like it.

These are the conditions I was forced to write under too so! I'm literally watching these beasts run head first into my glass cabinet like total idiots while I try to get them fed and watered, so if nothing else at least enjoy the bastard children I guess?

[rosentinted]

updated:  13 december 2023

000.  basics

hi, i’m ness and i’m looking for rp partners in doubles rp on discord.

so yeah, i'm looking for people who are willing to rp oc x idol for me. in exchange, i will do oc x idol or idol x idol for you. i write a couple of groups, but i might add more once i get to know the members better. please only request groups i already listed below for your side of the rp.

groups i'm familiar with: bts, stray kids, got7, monsta x, nct, (g)i-dle, twice, loona, red velvet, blackpink.

groups i'm not too familiar with: the boyz, txt, enhyphen, newjeans.

001.  guidelines

you must be twenty or older.

you must also be familiar with tupperbox, or willing to learn about it.

i will write all kinds of ships, like m/f, f/f, m/nb, nb/nb, etc.

i am not comfortable writing smut with idols, but things can still get pretty heated. i'm still open to suggestive themes and fade-to-black for implied smut, just not explicit detail.

semi-lit to literate partners. i write a minimum of 2 paragraphs per response, and i only write in 3rd person pov & present tense.

i'm looking for partners who are okay with lax activity. i'm talking okay with only one response a week, and no hounding for faster replies. this is a hobby, and i intend to keep it fun and light.

put in effort for both sides of the roleplay. if you only consistently reply with long paragraphs to your side of the rp, i expect you do the same for my side. if i feel you're not putting any effort in my side of the rp at all, i will talk to you about it. if it continues, i will drop both rps.

lastly, i'm here to have fun, and i want you to feel the same way. if anything i say or do makes you uncomfortable, please let me know and i'll remedy it. if you feel better dropping the rp and distancing from me, you may let me know or just do what's best for you.

002.  requesting a roleplay

if you’re interested, please send me an ask or message with the following info in this format:

name: the name you want to be called

pronouns: so i don't misgender you

age: use numbers for exact age or age range

discord: your discord id so i can add you

ship: oc x (idol's name you want for your oc) / (idol's name you want to rp) x (idol's name you want to ship)

groups/soloists: list any groups or soloists you can rp for my oc

triggers/banned topics: anything you'd like to avoid in chat or rp

prompt/plot: this is for the plot you want to rp for your side

writing sample: minimum of 2 paragraphs ; a link to your sample also works

don't worry if you send it an ask, because it will not be published. i might not also rp with everyone who reaches out if i don't like the plot or i feel like our writing styles won't match. i'll still let reach out and see if we can compromise.

003.  the banned list

i’m very into dark plots and themes, but i won't say no to lighter themes and plots. i'm pretty adaptable, however i do get bored if there's no action going on. it doesn't have to be majorly earth-shattering or some extreme conflict.

i'm just asking if you want to say do a domestic plot, please introduce some kind of conflict. maybe there's a reservation they had planned weeks ago, but someone made a scheduling mistake, so now they have to choose between the dinner reservation or the job meeting. or maybe someone's just running late while the other's already waiting at the restaurant. just something to keep the excitement going, and it's not just tooth-rotting fluff all the time.

these, however, are banned plots / themes that i will not do whatsoever:

idols being themselves as idols

abo dynamics or omegaverse

homophobic / transphobic / xenophobic / etc. themes

004.  conclusion

i promise i'm not super mean or strict as my post suggests. like i am happy to just chat with my partners about anything and everything, it doesn't even have to be about our rp. i'm also happy to share like inspo posts, musings, headcanons, or pinterest boards about our rps, so don't be put off.

if we get along, that's great and awesome, and i can't wait to write with you! if we don't, that's cool too, and i hope you find the partners who fit for you!

this is such a long post, but thank you for reading! i hope to hear from you soon 💙

* note: you can use the tags below to look through my wanted plots, writing samples, wanted opposites, and muse faceclaims.

[jonghyuns-husband]

I wanted to make this for a while, but I was super busy with stuff. So here’s a interview about @jjongolese I want everyone (that knows him) to do so then everyone who doesn’t know him can read about the nice things about him so they don’t dare to block or unfriend him without giving him a chance.

Give a little description about Jjongolese/Bruce.

How did you meet him?

Why did you stay friends with him?

Do you think Jjongolese/Bruce was misunderstood and treated unfairly? (In regards of the cyber bullying)

What do you want others who may not know Jjongolese/Bruce to know about him?

Finally, tell me why you should never judge a book by its cover and why it’s important to follow this rule.

Give a little description about Jjongolese/Bruce.

Bruce is a sweet guy that would do anything for people he loves. For proof, he once gave me a doll that looked like Jonghyun and a SHINee album for my birthday, even though I told him that I didn’t need anything, but he kept insisting that I should have it. He’s super affectionate, clingy and a funny person to be around.

How did you meet him?

I became friends with Bruce in December of 2021 after one of my friend @theokangkk told me to because he was getting upset that he was getting banned or bullied in discord servers. Since he was also getting back into SHINee just to find friends, this was why he told me in particular because I’ve been a Shawol for many years.

Why did you stay friends with him?

Like I said, he’s sweet, funny and a great friend. Plus, he really wanted a friend since he never really had one growing up, so I offered in and I don’t regret it one bit. He’s super loyal and would always be there for someone.

Do you think Jjongolese/Bruce was misunderstood and treated unfairly? (In regards of the cyber bullying)

Yes. I think due to the fact that he had never really had any friends, he may act slightly awkward in social situations or say things he shouldn’t say simply due to the fact that he doesn’t have anyone to talk about those things to, I think this was all a misunderstanding in their part and the fact that he was treated unfairly lead to his mental health issues getting worse. A lot of people even think that him not being mentally stable 24/7 is him being disrespectful or rebelling when really, he’s literally just calling for help.

What do you want others who may not know Jjongolese/Bruce to know about him?

He’s really a good friend. I can’t stress you enough that this guy is different from everyone else I’ve met. He’s super passionate with his interests and loves to learn about others’ too. He’s open to talk about almost anything and I think if you gave him a chance, he will be a fun person to talk to. He may be a little bit closed at first, but once you open him up you should be happy and glad you did because he doesn’t just do it for everyone, but only the people that makes him feel safe, loved and heard.

Finally, tell me why you should never judge a book by its cover and why it’s important to follow this rule.

It’s common knowledge that you should always follow this rule, but I feel like people don’t either because of his age, how long he has been a Shawol, or even the way he interacts. He may had lied about his life, but once you learn that, it should all make sense. But either way, I don’t feel like you should judge him without getting to know him. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet and I doubt that you’ll have a bad interaction with him.

Please be @jjongolese’s friend and thank you so much for reading this post!

I’m tagging @nihaojj @taeminsspermies @tremendousmasculinity @theokangkk @taeminspussylips @taeminscheesetouch @dubulgeandtaebooty @rensneko @lucaskiyoshi @luvkumi @jizzlingkey @jjongdaleroad @minatahoto and everyone else i’ve missed out that knows him either personally or online. Either way, I think this is the best way to get people to learn more about him without judging him.

[pianocat939]

Saw moot do this so I will too- cuz fun fun-

Lockscreen:

THE STRUGGLE AS A NORTHERNER IS REAL-

I HAVE TO SAY- CHEESE. IT WAS HARD. BUT CHEESE OVER CHOCO.

Nicknames: (these are all from my mom help) Se-chan. Seriko. Seri. Celery. (Asian mom moment)

Last song I listened to: Uh that one song by Queenbee (Oshi no ko ending song)

I am- the person to go to for cursed fanfics fr.

discord: I am…but I haven’t talked to anyone in a while-

No piercings. I don’t care for them and my mom banned me from all of them except the initial ear piercings. But I probably won’t bother with my ears either.

I think their way of talking says a lot about a person. Whether they’re sad, mad or a total meanie.

Raspberry jam. Because I think my hair colour is almost the colour of Raspberry jam. (The cookies with the jam in the middle)

Dog. I do like cats, but I haven’t interacted with any personally in like 3 years.

I don’t really care for either headphones or earbuds. Literally if I can to listen to music I’m fine with it.

Last thing said out loud: fuck.

Random fact: Oranges 10,000 years ago were actually a green-colour but genetically mutated over time.

Night owl. But I can wake up early, I’m just more productive at night.

Bed. I cannot sleep if I can’t lay down. My body just won’t let me.

I am an avid pansexual, but I really label myself as nothing. I don’t have any specific likings or boundaries. I’m just a homo.

Narcissistic. Imaginative. Weakened.

Sweatpants cuz I can move around easy. But I don’t mind jeans. I only wear jeans for public dignity. I would wear sweatpants all the time if I could.

…I don’t go to Starbucks like annually. But- when I do get coffee it’s just a simple latte.

Yellow. Yellow does NOT look good on me.

My piano. I love that thing to death. I even named him Victor.

Tea. I can drink a whole ass jug easily in one day if I actually remembered to drink.

Dodo. Dodo birds are so fucking silly.

I’ve had an account since I was 12 so…3 years? Only started writing for a year tho.

A water filter…? If we’re talking stranded on an island…?

My aesthetic is classical music and baroque era shit.

Honestly- something in music. But that doesn’t pay well at all- so I’m planning to become a pharmaceutical engineer instead since I have a mild interest in chemistry.

Hermit.

My favourite outfit…A black turtleneck with a half(?) top over it (it’s not a crop top) and some loose black pants of whatever-

…One day more from Les miserables. Only because it was my favourite.

Uhh…Mahogany…? But it turns red/ginger when I’m in bright light or in the sun.

ALL THE TIME- I TALK LIKE IM SOME STREAMER OR YOUTUBER ISTG

In Japan, yes. In America, too fucking embarrassed to. (Hm maybe I might actually try this year lmao)

“You are going to get into any school you wish. If you can memorize Bach so easily, then I won’t doubt you can use your academics for success.”

Uhh…

(MY MUTAL JUST CHANGED THEIR USERNAME FUCK-

ANDREL WAS IT??

IDK

ITS YOU HOE)

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[calumhoodgoss]

Hello, first I want to say that I’m part of the hunnis discord in fact I am a big amh fan, we collectively decided to send and ask here to ask people who are joining our server to lurk and to try to find private info about Brandy to please stop. I’ve seen someone mention a few weeks ago how the chat is very “boring” that’s bc we made rules about not asking Brandy anything personal/related to her relationship most of us are in the server to talk about her music and our daily life we share there a lot of personal stuff and it’s feels kinda weird to have random ppl lurking tbh and it’s quite uncomfortable. Whatever u guys are looking for in the server u won’t find it, all the hunnis there respect brandy way too much and we dont come here (to this blog) to start shit so please leave the discord out of this.

We get that everyone has different opinions and we literally do not care if yall like Brandy or not whatever ur opinions are about her are irrelevant to us but we just want to have at least a small space where we can chat freely without the haters, the server was made specifically for us (the hunnis) to have a nice safe space to chat without starting any drama.

Mods are working on finding who is the person sending all those asks about our conversation and stuff and they will get immediately banned.

Brandy is very aware of what’s happening in the discord so ofc she won’t send anything for yall to gossip about she isn’t stupid lol

hey girl, thats so fair. more than happy to share this here and ill make an effort not to insight people to interact with the discord; especially if its more just a place for fans to talk about their own lives etc. i only ever started mentioning the discord when i started getting random hate anons from people in there lol

just want to make it clear ive never tried to start any kind of interaction with any of the people i post about. im here to connect with other fans. thats all. you dont have to like my content but we're just here for community as well at the end of the day. im on tumblr specifically because its a dead platform that i know celebrities are far less likely to find. im genuinely not trying to start any kind of shit with the people i post about. anything i post is purely opinions formed from strictly publicly available content and all anons should be treated with discretion

wish you all the luck to reach your community goals

[modelbus]

Enemies to Lovers with Tommy

CC!Tommy x Gn!Reader

Enemies to Lovers scenarios with Tommy, but you decide if you two ever become lovers or not

>Arguing all the Time

Neither of you are quite sure when your little enemies thing began, but it was still going strong. That meant that literally anytime you were in a VC together, it was just arguing.

Today he was doing a calmer stream, mining while chilling in an empty call. Obviously you existed to ruin his day, so you hopped in and started causing some chaos.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" He had immediately groaned, giving his camera an annoyed look.

"Wow, I didn't realize you missed me so much!" You responded quickly. His retort is quick too, probably because you do this every day. "You're delusional."

The bantering continues for hours, tone changing from annoyance to more of a teasing one before settling into the familiar anger. It wasn't serious anger, but it was definitely more aggressive than teasing or annoyance.

"Oh my God- Just fuck off already!" He exclaims, throwing his hands into the air wildly. You laugh, shaking your head although he can't see it. "No thanks."

"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you." "You wish. I have better standards though."

Even if there's someone else in the call, it still manages to become an argument. You've been banned from playing Among Us together for that exact reason.

"Wha- I'm telling you guys, it wasn't me!" Tommy exclaims, making you smirk. "No, no, he did it! I saw it!" "What the fuck?! I saw you hop into the vent!" The worst part about it all was that you both knew damn well neither of you were the imposters.

>Constantly talking about the other

It’s funny. For how much you “dislike” each other, you sure talk about each other A LOT.

Your friends literally know everything about him. He was active in discord? They know. He argued with you over Coke off-stream? They know.

And it’s the exact same for him. Wilbur actually thinks the whole enemy thing is hilarious, but he’s sick and tired of hearing Tommy talk about you.

”Wil, you won’t fucking believe this.” Tommy fumes, staring at Wilbur through his computer. Wilbur sighs, crossing his arms. “If it’s about-" “WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE ABOUT?!”

“I will literally pay you if you don’t talk about your stupid little rivalry today.” Wilbur begs. “It’s not a stupid little rivalry!”

Phil, as patient as he is, just mutes you guys if you ever start talking about each other with him.

”Oh, Phil, that reminds me, Tommy-“ you start, and he immediately reaches forward and mutes you. “Chat, trust me, this is better for all of us.”

You ruined your chances with a guy once because of how much you talked about Tommy which was embarrassing.

Tommy also turned down someone because of you, which he didn’t even mean to do. You just occupy his mind way too much.

”Are you doing anything tonight? Maybe we could catch a movie?” The person asks, and Tommy opens his mouth to accept. “Sorry, I’m doing something tonight.”

He didn’t have a stream planned, so he isn’t quite sure why he said that. Or at least he wasn’t until you streamed that night and he realized he turned the person down because he knew you’d be streaming.

>Secretly Loving to Spend Time Together

The first time Tommy asked you to be in his vlog, you very nearly said no. But after careful consideration, you realized how much fun it would be to fuck with him in real life.

From there he just kept inviting you to the vlogs and you kept coming, both using the excuse of good content.

Really though, he just liked spending time with you in person. Something about being able to see his jests land made it more fun than anything else.

On the other hand, you just kept telling yourself that you were only in it for the content. No fun involved. In fact, you hated him. Mhm. Definitely. Or at least you tried telling yourself that until a friend tried to get you to cancel on him.

"Come on, you'll have way more fun with me anyways. Aren't you always going on about how you hate him?" They laugh. "Well, yeah, but this was scheduled ages in advance." "So? Just tell him you're out. That'll be a good one, really fuck up his plans."

You were surprised to realize you hated the idea of canceling, and for more reasons than one. Firstly, it was a dick move. Even if you did hate him (which you weren't so sure about anymore...) it would ruin the entire vlog and throw off his entire schedule. Secondly, you wanted to film with him.

"No. I can't. Maybe another time."

Your friend just stared at you before a smile grew on their face. "And you still say you hate him."

Tommy goes through the same thing with Wilbur too.

"I can't wait for tomorrow's vlog!" He exclaimed, grinning wildly. "Thought you'd be dreading it because your mortal enemy is there." Wilbur responds with obvious sarcasm. "If anything, I'm more excited! It's gonna be epic!"

Wilbur pauses, looking at Tommy. "Are sure you guys are still enemies?"

>The Realization

Tommy realizes first, because Wilbur knew all along how it would end. Really though, Tommy kind of knows the second he sees you in person because he just can't keep his eyes off you that entire vlog.

"Tommy, come on. Still with the enemy thing?" Wilbur asks. "I thought-" "What? You thought what? Of course we're enemies! We hate each other!" Tommy laughs, but it's entirely fake. Because he isn't quite sure he really does hate you.

"Do you?" Wilbur presses, putting voice to his thoughts. "Or are you just scared of things changing?" Tommy sputters, trying and failing to protest. After a second he just falls silent, thinking about it. "I don't know." He finally says. "Well I do." Wilbur announces. "You do?" "Yeah! You two are so obviously helplessly in love, please for the love of God just fucking kiss!"

"...you think so?"

You don't have Wilbur to help you, so it takes a bit longer, but you end up figuring it out yourself when you catch yourself watching a stream. Not joining, or sending a rude chat message, just laughing at his jokes as a viewer.

From then on, you can't help but notice arguments taking a flirtier turn, which is only egged on by Wilbur.

That doesn't mean you two immediately talk about it though, it's literally the opposite. It's five months before either of you realize you're both hopelessly in love and just pretending to hate each other.

Now that's an awkward conversation...

[nymphiria]

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂♡𝐑𝐃 𝐌♡𝐃!

╰➣…: sano manjiro!

◟cw: discord mod!mikey, sexting, toxic relationships, bad hygiene, obsession, pet names (bunny, princess), valorant players, cum tribute, panty sniffing, sex toys, master kink, breeding kink

discord mod mikey is the literal grimiest of the grimy. i’m talking chapped lips, greasy hair, and eight days without a shower grimy. his entire room stinks of the juice from his vape and the three week old monster cans at the edge of his desk. the gaming chair placed in front of his desk has an indent in it from the countless hours he spends sat in it. man never leaves his computer.

and why would he? he has an entire server to run and organize. from keeping fights from happening in general chat to making sure the channels are being used for their intended purpose, he has a lot on his plate everyday. he spends his days chatting with his server mods, playing valorant, or watching xQc’s twitch stream. however, for the past few weeks he’s been taking time out of his day to skim the nsfw channel. numerous photos of hentai, dick pics, and onlyfans plugs littered the channel — none of which were what he was looking for. the only thing he cared about finding was the photo you posted daily in the channel.

everyday at 12 PM, you would post a cosplay photo that was virtually softcore porn. whether it was a sexy cat maid costume or a bunny girl outfit, he was tagging it with a reaction and saving it to a file on his computer with your name on it. every outfit you modeled barely did anything to cover your intimate parts, either your tits were spilling out or your pussy was barely covered by your skimpy little panties. his favorite ones though were the ones where you were bent over with your ass in the air while wearing a tail. the tail obviously wasn’t attached to the underwear you had on letting everyone who even skimmed past the photo to know where it was placed. he started seeing those kinds of pics more often when he commented saying “absolutely perfect”’instead of his usual emote.

soon, you started sending more private cosplay photos directly to his DMs instead of the nsfw channel. when he first saw the notification, he thought you were sending a screenshot of something that happened in chat that maybe he missed. however when he opened the message, he was greeted with the sight of your bare cunt being spread open by your fingers. below the photo read “here’s something just for you for always being so sweet ♡~”.

of course he had to send something back to thank you. sending the photo to his phone, he decided to send a little picture of his own. in the picture he sent, the photo you sent him was displayed on his phone with his cum covering the screen captioned “thank you, princess. send some more tomorrow?”. you quickly replied with a short “of course, master~ ♡”.

and thus started the sexual relationship between you two. pretty soon, it evolved from just pictures to video chats. almost every day he was calling you for your usual session. it was easy to tell what he liked judging from his reactions to your photos. once, you sent him a bunny cosplay photo asking him to “breed your little bunnycunt”. he seemed to enjoy that a little too much seeing as how he sent you a video for the first time letting you hear his moans and dirty talk as he came all over his hand.

your relationship soon progressed to be more public in the server. wanting you to feel special, mikey gave you your very own role titled Mikey’s Baby Bunny that was placed even above his own mods (to their displeasure). you were his princess that no one was allowed to disrespect in any way. your photos in nsfw soon became a problem, however. whenever a guy would comment on your photos or DM you with the intention of sexting, mikey was instantly banning them from the server. his rule was “look don’t interact” when it came to you. seeing him this upset made you feel bad so you stopped posting your pics to the channel and saved them only for mikey.

not only did he white knight you until his dying breath, he spoiled you absolutely rotten. whenever a new character came out in genshin impact, he was gifting you primogems to make sure you got the character and their weapon. you liked to spoil him, too. for his birthday you bought him a copy of the game he’d been talking about for weeks. you even bought some stuff in the shops where you lived to ship to him along with a pair of your unwashed panties (per his request). best believe he used that pair of panties every time he jerked off and pressed them to his face the moment he received the package.

mikey loves his sweet little princess and you love him too. maybe he’ll buy a flight for you to come stay with him for a while. hopefully you won’t mind the mess.

[usaigi]

#confessions

Lunar sys au character cards | Read all chapters on ao3

#confessions

Pinned Messages

Jake [BOT]

Keep it light-hearted. Anything serious Steven will use against you and force you to talk about in therapy. Yes, this is a threat.

Marc [BOT]

Whenever I make tea for Steven I microwave the water

Steven 🦉[BOT]

Marc… I trusted you 😭

🐻Kid! ⚾️🧢[BOT]

I ate a cheeseburger on accident im really sorry!! 😔

Jake [BOT]

Oh.

Fuck were we supposed to keep kosher?

🕊 Birb 🦜[BOT]

!!!!!!!!!

YES!?

Wait, are we not?? D:

Jake [BOT]

I have a confession

I thought we were catholic until we were like 14

Like i always knew my dad was super religious but 

Steven 🦉[BOT]

How??? Why??? We went to Hebrew school, we had a bar mitzvah

The body's last name is Spector??

Jake [BOT]

You had a bat mitzvah, you went to Hebrew school. 

I just never put two and two together

In my defense, growing up I only fronted when I had to 

Or in Spanish class

Daniela [BOT]

No kids or birds ||I want to sleep with Layla||

Marc [BOT]

No.

Also that’s not a confession, we all know this already

Steven 🦉[BOT]

Thanks for telling us, Daniela. Maybe we can work towards that conversation with Layla and discuss boundaries and what we’re all comfortable with

Marc [BOT]

What no, absolutely not.

Daniela doesn’t get to be an antagonist jerk to us and snuggle with our wife

Steven 🦉[BOT]

Mate, I don’t want to repeat the 2025 fight we had. Remember, we are not competing over Layla’s love, she still loves you. If Daniela loves Layla romantically as well we need to discuss this, she deserve to at least have this conversation

Daniela [BOT]

Stop talking about me like I can’t read the chat 

Also Steven stfu I dont need you to white knight for me

All this talks about “open conversation” and “working together as a system” just you’re too much of a coward to talk to me. 

Marc [BOT]

message removed

No. Daniela didn’t even want us to date Layla in the first place, she kept telling me that I’m worthless and I’ll never be enough for her. And she did anything possible to sabotage our relationship by making me late/miss dates, deleting texts from Layla, lashing out at her

Daniela [BOT]

You didn’t deserve Layla, you still don’t. She’s still too good for you, murderer

I was doing that for her sake, maybe she’d wised up than to be with someone like you.

You nearly got her killed

It would have all been your fault

Marc [BOT]

Message removed

Daniela [BOT]

Stop deleting your messages, this is so childish.

Marc [BOT]

You’ve never even apologized for the years of torment. I know you’re different with Layla but seriously, you want me to be ok with this when you won’t even say you’re sorry for being a bully for all our life!?

Daniela [BOT]

Apologize!? ME!? What about you? When I BEGGED you to leave the army 

That was literally the worst time of my life and you never cared

I was FINALLY happy for the first time in my life after when we got out, without you. Without Steven. 

BUT despite everything I did and how much I begged, you went right back to work with ||Bushman||  

You NEVER apologize to me yet you want me to apologize to you

Come mierda

Jake [BOT]

We are not having this conversation over discord. Both of you, stop it.

@Jake is Keep it light-hearted. Anything serious Steven will use against you and force you to talk about in therapy. Yes, this is a threat.

Steven 🦉[BOT]

Both you better front during today’s session, I already texted Carol 

(the cooler) Mr. Knight [BOT]

I’m banned from 13 countries and there is an active warrant for our arrest in Texas

Also, who changed my username? 

---

Text message to Carol (Psychologist)

Lunar Sys

Hey Carol it’s Steven. Daniela just told us that she wants a physical relationship with our wife. To be honest, I’m really gutted over this. Marc got upset and went off on her in the chat long but to be honest, I think Marc has a point. It’s very unfair that Daniela has done the bare minimum to cooperate and be kind to the system yet still wants to be with our wife.

I know Daniela is hurting and just wants to be loved but still. 

I tried to be neutral and compromise and hear her out but now Marc is gone and I can’t reach him. Can we please talk about that today?

Carol (Psychologist)

Of course. See you this afternoon!

[fyodior]

Hi my favorite little red lobster losers. I am back at it again with more unhinged ideas. Now before I get started I would just like to say; I am soook done with school, I’m this close to drop kicking myself into the fucking ocean. Anyways I love Fyodor but you know who my first love was? Dazai fucking osamu. It’s quite unfortunate that to this day he holds a special place in my heart. So today I give you Dazai headcanons

Dazai won’t admit it but he reads BL like it’s water?? He has spent at least half of his paycheck on an entire series.

Dazai accidentally stole the Vietnamese Presidents Passport and car. Dazai is now banned from Vietnam and for some reason France?

Dazai’ wears different sized shoes on each foot, not because one is bigger than the other but because he said it’s cheaper that way and police have a harder time verifying how tall or how much he might weigh. Because in both of the shoes he put quarters in them so the indent the shoe print leaves is deeper and heavier.

Dazai can’t eat peaches after reading CMBYN LMAONFKDJDN HE LITERALLY TOOK A BITE OF ONE AND STARTED CRYING

dazai can fly a jet, not because he had to learn but because he stole A US naval aircraft for funssies

Dazai stayed at a furry convention motel. Yes Motel.

Dazai can’t ride a bike, and before everyone thinks “omg poor boy he never had a childhood” you’re right but like no he’s just stupid and has no sense of balance on it. Like numerous people have tried to teach him he literally CANT RIDE THE FUCKING BIKE.

Dazai wears a shirts under his button up, that says “I want your chum daddy.” With a cartoon shark making that face you see in those hentai manga headers on tumblr.

Dazai also has a shirt he bought in Korea when he was selling cheap dildos. It said “this shirt was used as a cum rag.”

Dazai was the prime minister of Belgium’s discord kitten for about three years. Yes for three consecutive years Dazai was able to not only catfish but maintain a relationship with this man. To this day it’s still Dazais longest lasting relationship 💀💀

Dazai didn’t know Atsushi was allergic to peanuts and all Dazai fed Atsushi for like four months was peanuts. Yasono doesn’t get paid enough 😭

Dazai and kunnikida had a moment with each other and Dazais ass really said “omg this reminds me of this one BL I read recently.” And he went on an hour tangent about the the goddamn manga. Kunnikida won’t admitted it but he started reading it and likes it

Dazai is banned from every single McDonald’s in the world. He also is not allowed to but Coke-the soda.

Dazai has really soft legs, and like they’re usually hairless??? He doesn’t shave them they’re just like that 💀

Dazai had to gather some intel on a case he was working on and went to this information broker and is now the godfather to the brokers two kids, has a pet frog named turtle, and is missing two ribs, his right pinkie toe, a kidney, and was breifly a sperm doaner for the black market.

Someone bought a three acres of the moon for Dazai. At first he thought it was auktagawa, it was not. It was Ranpo???

The little crevice in between his collar bone and shoulders; if you put your hand in the little dip there and feel it, it’s ✨crunchy✨ no it’s not the bone it’s like crunchy? Like it’s ducking bc weird.

Dazai watched banana fish once and he’s convinced he’s actually never going to be happy again. Like he knew he was depressed but now? Jesus Christ he’s never going to know peace. And he decided to read the manga, the one shot manga, and the two other one shots….yeah he’s not okay. Like he lies away thinking about it. (Same don’t watch it, don’t read it, don’t just don’t. If you like happiness)

Dazai ghost wrote the script for the bee movie!

Dazai hates giraffes??? Like he just thinks they’re up to something, like he’s actually paranoid about it.

-sincerely your one and only shirt that was used as a cum rag☺️

-🪱

NOT DAZAI READING BL FDKLSA;FJDKASL;FDLJ HELP WHY IS THAT FUCKING KILLING ME me too king

OK IVE HEARD OF BANANA FISH BEFORE BUT IVE NEVER WATCHED IT is it really as sad as everyone says it is fjkdfjlas what is it even about

ok i wont lie the belgium one took me so fucking long to read bc i thought u meant he was the prime minister of discord kittens in belgium and i was like fucking whatfdkja;fjsl but then understanding didnt really lead to better comprehension

THIS SHIRT WAS USED AS A CUM RAG I FUCKING NEED THATKJLSFSADJKFKLJF I NEED THAT SHIRT

THANK U AS ALWAYS FOR THESE PSYCHO ASS HCS I LOVE YOU

[pengychan]

Look mom, I'm making a callout post!

Well, not a callout as much as a warning to the entire Coco fandom, given what we found out about the piece of work that goes by "hobbyartist01", and what she has done to several fans for the past few months. I'll try to make a very long story short.

Be warned, there is mention of heavy homophobia and continued harassment.

I'm going to start from... near the end. When, a few days ago, this exchange between hobbyartist01 and some other users was brought to the attention of several people in the Coco fandom. 

(Could I have blacked out the other people's names? Yes. Did I? Absolutely not.) 

I will not link you to the video in question because I don't think that pile of shit should get any views. If you're too curious to resist, you can find it on YouTube but be warned - it is vehemently homophobic and the arguments in it are absolutely vile.

As hobbyartist01 was in a Coco Discord server called The Marigold Bridge, this screenshot was brought to the attention of its admins and some users. Not only did it show a new side to this user we'd been unaware of, but it suddenly presented us with a possible solution to an issue several people had been dealing with.

Starting in January this year, several Coco artists and writers have been dealing with an especially malicious anon. Hateful messages were sent, harassing comments, and in some cases even personal information the anon had been able to uncover about them (though mostly outdated); this person has quite literally gone back years in one user's Internet history to dig up information they had posted as a young teenager. The mods were sent a link by a blog which turned out to be an IP tracker; the blog later deleted itself. This anon tried rather hard to doxx one of the mods, and expressed frustration over being unable to do so. Another Coco fan received an anon message with a link to their personal Facebook profile.

Due to some very specific conversations in the Marigold Bridge server being referenced in the anon's comments, it was clear this piece of work was among its users. However, the mods had no idea who it may be.

Until the conversation above was brought to their attention.

You see, a lot of the messages and comments the anon had been sending had very clear homophobic undertones, with some being straight-up slurs; and some, which was most puzzling of all, had some really weird fanatical comments about going to Hell for worshipping a character "like he’s a god". So, once we saw the ugliness behind hobbyartist01's cutesy art and facade... we began looking into her a bit more. And suddenly it turns out that clues were there all along as to the anon's identity, we just needed to know who to look at.

A combination of peculiar wording in the messages, timing, people who just so happened to be their friends being brought up in said messages and more, made us strongly suspect hobbyartist01's was the hateful anon who'd been harassing people for some seven months. None of it was proof, but as it turns out, there was a smoking gun: while we knew how the anon was able to doxx one person, the other - the one who got a link to their Facebook profile sent to them - had no idea how they may have possibly been doxxed.

They had been very careful not to leave anything online that might point to their  identity. And yet somehow the anon, who just so happened to be in the same server, had managed to find it. It was a real mystery... until they remembered a relative’s email exchange over some gift art with another user in the server, which contained information one could easily use to figure out their full name and find their Facebook profile.

And guess who the user in question was.

As we put all this together, hobbyartist01 realized several of us had unfollowed her on Tumblr (we immediately hit the unfollow button after becoming aware of the homophobia, before we really began putting two and two together on the rest) and blocked us all, before creating a very obvious sock puppet account and inviting it in the server, to be able to stay in case of a ban. She clearly did not know that the mods could tell exactly who created each invite link. Not suspicious behavior at all, eh?

At this point, the mods confronted hobbyartist01. All the evidence pointing at her was laid down in detail, including the fact no one else in the server had the information needed to find out a specific user's identity, and hobbyartist01 was asked for an explanation. The chance to defend herself was there, but it was not taken; despite the mods waiting for days before enacting a ban, hobbyartist01 never responded - though in that time, she did delete her DA and Ao3 accounts. Not at all suspicious, again - this just about obliterated any doubts that may have been left.

So yeah, there you have it. We feel everyone in the fandom should be warned about hobbyartis01, ESPECIALLY any LGBTQ+ people - she is a malicious homophobe who has harassed people for no good reason for seven months, going as far as to bring up family members' names in her messages to create as much anxiety as possible in her victims. 

Keep away from this person, she cannot be trusted and we suspect she may have fake accounts.

Keep safe.

[usagi-zakura]

I’m starting to get scared of joining new social media communities...

Because so often lately I’ve gotten into arguments or even gotten outright banned for the most random of reasons...

For example a month or two ago I got muted by a Twitch Streamer who went on to go on a huge rant was after I made a pokémon joke that wasn’t 100% accurate, and then muted me when I asked him to just drop it and continued to rant about how I “threw a tantrum”... He actually invited me back to his Discord Server so long as I promised not to “throw a tantrum” like that again... Needless to say I did not go back...

Even more months ago another content creator outright banned me from his Discord server because I asked for a fanart channel...yes really. (I mean there was a bit more to it, but the reasons he gave was basically the opposite of what I actually said, that I threatened to “bother him” about it or even create one without his permission if I got a moderator position...which were the two things I specifically said I WOULDN’T do.) 

Then just a couple of days ago I joined another Discord Server, it seemed nice...but the users were a bit too fond of pinging me for any reason... I asked them not to, a couple of times because it happened a couple of times... and most of the users were okay with that and just moved on... But a moderator and an admin spent the whole darn day telling me I was rude long after I had already resolved the issue myself (by just changing my username).  Ironically the server has a rule against arguing with the moderators, but no rule against moderators spending several hours arguing with you when all I was doing was asking them to stop... 

Is it me that’s the problem?

I get that I can be blunt a few times, but even apologies don’t seem to help in these cases... I don’t know what people want from me. I don’t belive I was wrong. But people won’t even give me a chance to explain myself, or in the latter case they’ll just keep repeating that I was rude for literal hours... 

I don’t want to start arguments... So why do people keep starting them with me?? Or just ban me with no warning... 

What am I doing wrong? What am I supposed to do when an apology isn’t enough?

[thetravelerwrites]

Henry (Part 2) Lemon

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Female Human/Male Naga Additional Tags: Exophilia, Monster Boyfriend, Naga, Amphiptere, Friends to Lovers, Best Friends to Lovers, Demisexual, Graysexual, Content Warnings: Cam Worker, Cam Model, Sex Worker Words: 4467

The reader breaks a rule and meets Henry’s family, where awkward questions make for an awkward dinner. Please reblog and leave feedback!

The Traveler's Masterlist

After two and a half months, Henry finally had the money he needed to open up the second location even without renting out the opposite apartment, and the two of you were scouting for the new place. You’d decided that you would run one of them and he would run the other. You were sad that you wouldn’t be working together anymore, but the two of you lived together now, so at least you’d be able to spend time together at home. Henry was also talking about hiring on additional employees if the second location did well, so the two of you wouldn’t have to work so hard.

“What do you think of this place?” He asked. “It’s a little small for what I was thinking, but it’s right next door to a popular wedding venue. We could do special deals for the weddings.”

“That would generate a lot of business, even in the slow season,” You replied. “And it wouldn’t matter if it was small if we had two locations. We could just deliver what we didn’t have here from the main building. It’s only ten minutes away.”

“Right,” He agreed. “So? Is it a yes to this one?”

“Well, it’s your decision, babe,” You said. “It’s your money, your business.”

“And you’re my girlfriend,” He said, pulling you into his arms. “And my business partner. You input matters to me. We make all decisions together.”

You smiled at him fondly. “God, I love you.”

He grinned down at you. “I love you, too. So?”

You looked around one more time and said, “It’s a yes. I like this place. It’s got character.”

“Right? It’s charming. We can work with charming. I’ll pay the deposit on Monday.” He picked you up and swung you around, as well as he could with his long tail in the way. “I’m so excited! Owning my own shop was my dream, and I never expected to be able to expand!”

“I’m so happy for you, babe,” you said, kissing him. “For both of us.”

He kissed you back twice and set you back down on your feet. “So, you’re still up for this weekend? Meeting the parents and everything?”

“Of course, I’m dying to meet them,” You said. “Do… they know about your side job?”

“No, they don’t,” He said firmly. “And I’d like to keep it that way, please. I mean, you know I’m not ashamed of my job, but it’s still my parents. All parents know their kids jerk off and stuff, but they definitely don’t want to talk about it.”

“This is slightly different, don’t you think?”

He shrugged. “It’s still embarrassing to tell them that I take my clothes off for money, even if there’s no touching involved.”

“Well, they won’t hear it from me, then,” You said. “Your secret is safe.”

“Thank you,” He said, smiling. He took your hand and led you out of the vacant building and toward the bus stop. There was a bus for larger non-humans that came twice a day.

“Have you told them much about me?” You asked, sitting on the bench to wait.

“I never shut up about you,” Henry said ruefully. “I’ve been talking about you for years, even before we met. I think they knew I was in love with you before I did. My sister literally told me to shut up once, because I kept gushing about you.”

“That’s sweet,” You said.

“You don’t talk to your folks much, do you?” He asked.

“Not really,” You replied, sitting at the bus stop with him sidling up to coil next to you. “Lots of stuff went down when I left that my parents weren’t cool with, and they said a lot of things that I wasn’t cool with, so we’re just not cool with each other in general.”

“Hmm,” He said. “Well, my sister will like you.” His eyes narrowed. “That may not be a good thing. She keeps trying to steal my girlfriends.”

You laughed. “Well, she doesn’t have a chance. I’m over the moon for you.”

He grinned at you. “That’s good to hear.” He lay his head on your shoulder briefly. “I’m madly in love with you.”

“Yay,” You said softly, kissing the top of his head, careful not to stab yourself on his horns.

“Can we go home and have celebratory sex?” He asked.

“Absolutely. Then we’ll order dinner and play a round of Final Fantasy XIV.”

“It’s a date. I do have a cam session later tonight, though, so I have factor that in.”

“Oh, if that’s the case, we should wait on the sex,” You said, looking down the street and seeing the bus approach. You stood up. “You should be fresh for your clients. We can have all the boning we want afterward. Anything fancy planned?”

“Nope, just a show and share, standard stuff. But it’s a new client, so that’s typical. ”

“Have you dropped a client? You usually don’t take new ones unless one either stops buying slots or you ban someone.”

“One of my old patrons moved on, so I held an auction for his slots. The money from that auction was the final monetary push I needed for the new location,” He said, following you to the curb as the bus stopped in front of you.

“Well, thank you to that person,” You said with a laugh, getting up into the bus. Henry followed you.

After getting home, the two of you ordered some sushi and played video games. Around eight o’clock, he set the controller down.

“Time for the session?” You asked, powering down the game console.

“It will be soon. I need to get ready. Want to help out?”

“Always. That new purple bolero would look lovely, and we can put some spray glitter in your hair.”

“That shit takes forever to get out!” He whined.

“Yeah, but it looks so cute! And I’ll help you wash it out later.”

“Promise?”

“Yes, I promise,” You said. “Come on, I’ll get you all dressed up and looking pretty for your new client.”

“You’re the best, babe.”                 

You had gotten pretty adept at getting him ready for his shows quickly, and honestly it was a great bonding moment between the two of you. He stayed still and obedient like a puppy while you were doing in and he always looked like a total snack when he was done. Not that he didn’t normally, but the costumes were a great garnish.

When you were finished, you kissed him, said, “Have fun,” And left him to his work.

He’d moved his camming desk and rig to the bedroom so that the two of you could set up his and hers gaming stations in his old office, where the two of you spent a lot of time.

You’d just sat down to play some Among Us with friends when you realized that you’d left your phone in the bedroom. You swore at yourself for being so thoughtless. The number one rule was never interrupt a camming session, it could cost him clients if they found out he had a girlfriend. Some might even want you to participate, and that was not something you were up for.

But you also didn’t want your phone to ring while he was in a video chat. You were usually so careful, so this made you really mad at yourself. Henry couldn’t afford to lose customers right now, with opening the new location. He’d need every penny he could earn.

You knew he kept his Discord up when he was working, in case any emergencies arose and you could notify him, so you pulled it up and typed, >I forgot my phone in the bedroom. Can I come get it?

He typed back, >Sure, just try to be quiet, please.

You tip-toed to the bedroom and pushed the door open gingerly. Henry was talking to his new client playfully. He flicked his eyes over to you and gave you a quick wink before returning his attention to the screen.

Henry’s desk was circular and facing inward toward the wall, so there was be a solid background rather than showing his clients your bedroom. Your phone was on the nightstand next to the bed-nest, out of frame.

“So, tell me a little about yourself, sweetheart,” He said sultrily. “What do you like? What do you like having done to you?” Henry was wearing an earpiece through which the client responded. This prevented you from having to listen and the client from hearing you rattling around in the apartment. “Mmm, that sounds fun. You want to show me, or would you like me to show you first?”

You stealthed across the room and picked up your phone, turning it to silent. When you turned back around, Henry had removed the bolero jacket and was touching his chest suggestively and biting his lip.

“You look so pretty when you do that,” He said with a low-pitched growl in his voice.

Watching him in his element was… kinda hot. Instead of leaving, you sat down quietly on the bed-nest and watched him. He flicked his eyes over to you again for a millisecond, and you heard him typing.

>What are you doing?

>Admiring you. You responded. >You look so sexy.

>You’re breaking the rule.

>Then tell me to leave.

You could tell he was suppressing a smirk, but he didn’t tell you to leave.

>Just be as quiet as possible and you can stay, just this once, He texted you.

>Promise.

He continued the session with you reclining in the nest, watching him work. Normally in the first session with a new client, he didn’t go all the way, so to speak. It was more of a peep show and less of a full service. Usually it was a strip tease and some light touching to entice them to continue their subscription.

The way he was putting on a show for the camera, the exaggerated movements, the low, husky voice, the touching, the sly smirk on his lips, did things to your body. You squeezed your legs together and squirmed slightly, but he didn’t notice.

How much would he let you get away with, you wondered? Slowly, you let your hand slip into the sleep shorts you were wearing, spreading your legs a little.

This time he noticed. A minuscule flick of his eyes made them widen slightly, and he turned back to the keyboard while still engaging with the client.

>Stay quiet, He said. >Don’t make a sound.

He lowered his lashes and took a covert look at you, and you nodded.

He continued with his flirty introduction and laid the flattery on thick to the client, while every once in a while stealing a glance at you. You rocked your pelvis against your hand, massaging your pearl and biting your wrist to keep silent, all while watching him. You saw him pull his tail around under the desk and began stroking his slit in circles, the heads of his dual cocks just starting to peek out.

Just as you were getting to your first orgasm, Henry said, “Well, darling, our time is up. I hope I’ll see you again. I had a wonderful time with you.” He dipped his head down and looked up through his eyelashes, pouting slightly. “Come back soon. Until then, you take care, okay darling? Good night and sweet dreams.”

You came hard, gripping the sheets in one hand as you struggled to stay quiet. Henry exited out of the video chat, tore his earpiece off and threw it onto the desk, and darted toward you, pulling your hand out of your shorts and over your head.

“You…” He said with a dark, gruff tone. “You have been very… very… bad.”

This was a new side to sweet, cuddly Henry. “And what will you do?” You taunted, feeling a little thrill up your spine.

Without warning, he flipped you onto your stomach and snatched your shorts and underwear off. He pushed himself into you, not in a way that hurt, but definitely hard and unceremonious. Since you had climaxed already and were a bit sensitive, it was almost sensory overload, but it was so good, and you gave yourself over to it.

He took both of your hands and held them behind your back with only one of his while he used the other to grip your hip to pull you harder against him.

“Don’t be quiet now,” He growled at you. “Make noise. Moan for me, scream for me, let me hear your voice.”

You were happy to obey, being a little louder than you normally were. You grunted and groaned as he pounded into you roughly, a way he’d never been with you before. He was always gentle and affectionate, and you loved it, but this was on another level. It was hot and passionate and wild, and you were enthralled. You loved Sweet Henry, but Feral Henry was incredible.

Henry came violently against you, growling, and withdrew, thrusting the second cock into you and going full-throttle again. You were used to Henry’s stamina by now, so you could hang with it. Another burst of pleasure crashed into your body, and you screamed his name.

“That’s a good girl,” He snarled into your ear.

A third orgasm, and then a fourth, and by the fifth, you were getting tired. He released one last shot inside you and let you go, collapsing next to you in the nest. You lay face down and gasped.

After a moment or two, he got up on his elbow and stroked your back.

“Are you okay? Do you need some water? I didn’t hurt you, did I?” He asked softly.

Ah. Sweet Henry was back. You loved Sweet Henry. He was the best.

“No, I’m okay, babe,” You turned your head to look at him. “What was that? You’ve never been like that with me before.”

“I don’t know,” He said, looking a little shocked at himself. “I’ve never been like that with anyone before. Was it bad?”

“No, on the contrary, it was amazing,” You replied, turning on your side to face him. “I was just playing with you, I didn’t know I’d bring that out.”

“Me neither,” He said ruefully, laughing self-consciously and scratching the back of his head. “You’re sure I didn’t hurt you?”

“I’d have said so if you did, you know that,” You said, reaching up to stroke his face. “I won’t sit in on sessions again, I know it’s bad for business. But… maybe we could roleplay Feral Henry one night. That was fun.”

He grinned wickedly at you, kissing the inside of your hand. “I look forward to it.”

That Sunday, the two of you took a trip across town to see his family. Despite living in the same city, you hadn’t actually met them yet. They traveled often for work, as they owned an advertising company and worked with businesses across the country. Their daughter, Henry’s older sister, was their secretary and did most of their scheduling.

Henry didn’t want to be an executive with the company and preferred to stand on his own two feet… so to speak. Thankfully, his family was understanding and didn’t object when he decided to follow his dreams instead of staying with the family business. After all, the advertisement company had been his parents’ dream.

You and Henry took a large-race cab service out to the richer end of the city, where his parents lived. They’re house had been built with nagas specifically in mind, so it had been built all on the ground level, but it was huge. There were at least six bedrooms, as far as you could tell.

Henry’s parents, Ruth and Richard, met you at the door. Ruth’s scales were a solid bright blue from waist to tail. Her skin was a burnished bronze and her eyes were gold in color. She had a long, lovely set of wings in blues and gold. She wore a long halter top in a deep brown that matched her tumbling hair and complemented her skin tone.

Richard, on the other hand, did not have wings and as such, wore a simple button up shirt. He was grey in color, both scales and skin, with black rings along his tail and grey horns jutting up from the top of his head out of his pitch black hair.

Naga women didn’t have mammary glands, since their diet at birth was strictly meat, transitioning to other foods as they aged, so nagas often didn’t feel the need to wear clothing. Henry didn’t typically wear clothing unless he was camming or in the shop, in which he wore a basic white t-shirt specially made with a panel in the back to accommodate his wings. Sometimes an apron, if he was feeling fancy. Otherwise, he went without clothes. Today, he went super posh with a blue t-shirt, since this was a special occasion and everything.

“Henry!” Ruth said, rushing out to meet her son. “You look so handsome!” She hugged her son tightly, their wings touching lightly. “And is this your girlfriend? She’s so lovely! Come and give me a hug, sweetie!”  

You walked into her muscular arms and she gave you a warm, motherly hug that felt really nice. Since you weren’t speaking to your own family, this was a type of touch you really missed.

“It’s so nice to meet you!” You said as you stepped away. “Henry has told me all about you.”

“Likewise!” She said, cupping your face. “Gosh, he’s talked about nothing else besides you for years!”

“Honey, don’t embarrass our son,” Richard said, coming out to shake your hand. “It is lovely to meet you at last.”

“You too, sir,” You replied.

“Oh, please, call me Richard. Come in, come in, dinner is almost ready,” He said, putting a hand behind your back, stopping just short of touching you, and ushered you inside.

You could smell a savory smell that made your mouth water as soon as you came inside. You followed Richard into the kitchen, where there was a large, high bar in place of a dinner table and a single barstool.

“We actually had to buy a chair!” Ruth said. “That was exciting. We did measurements and everything.”

Her excitement made you smile wide and feel a little shy. Henry grinned down at you and took your hand, leading you forward toward the barstool. You sat down and looked around the enormous, beautiful kitchen.

“Is she here yet?” A voice from the doorway said. Henry’s sister, Rea, entered unclothed, looking much like her brother but having her mother’s coloring.

“Rea, put on a shirt! We have company!” Ruth said.

“No, really, it’s okay, I’m used to Henry not wearing clothes, so it’s totally fine.” You hopped off the chair and went over to greet her and introduced yourself.

“I’m Rea, it’s great to meet you.” She looked you up and down. “You weren’t lying, Henry, she’s as hot as you described her.”

“Hey,” Henry said warningly, coming up behind you and hugging you close to his chest. “She’s taken.”

“For now,” Rea said to her brother, smiling slyly. He growled.

“Don’t fight,” Ruth said. “Come now, dinner is ready.”

Henry helped you pop back up on the stool and the naga family simply sat back on their tails. Dinner was rare steak and garden vegetables tossed in a homemade dressing and a dry white wine.

“Are you both amphiptere?” You asked Ruth and Richard.

“Yes,” Richard said. “But it’s less likely for the males to have wings than the females. Even among our own kind, Henry is rare.”

“Aww,” You said, patting his cheek. “That doesn’t surprise me one little bit. He’s special.”

“In the head, maybe,” Rea said, shoving a large piece of steak in her mouth. Henry shot her a dry look, but his mouth was too full to retort.

“Well, I’m glad he finally found someone who understands and appreciates his value,” Ruth said. “We were beginning to think he’d never get married.”

Henry choked on his wine, spitting it across the table. His parents and sister had to shield their plates.

“Mom, we’ve only been dating for a few months, it’s too early to be talking about marriage.”

“Oh, please, it’s inevitable, you’ve been in love with her for years!”

“Yes, but she wasn’t aware of that until recently!” He responded. “This is all new for her.”

“But you love her, right?”

“Mom, for the love of God,” Henry groaned, massaging his temples. “Yes, I love her, but it’s still basically the beginning of our relationship. You’re going to scare her off.”

“Well, what do you think?” Ruth asked, turning to you. “You’d marry him, wouldn’t you?”

You opened your mouth, taken aback.“I…”

“You don’t need to answer that,” Henry said. “Mom, really, don’t make her feel uncomfortable. Neither of us are thinking about marriage right now. Can we please talk about something else?”

“Mom, really, leave Henry alone,” Rea said.

“Alright, alright, I’m just saying--”

“Honey,” Richard said stiffly. “Please.”

Ruth sniffed and sighed, but fell silent. What followed was a rather awkward dinner.

As the two of you were leaving, Ruth apologized for being so pushy, having thought about her words over the strained silence. You told her it was okay, and that you were looking forward to seeing them again.

Back on the taxi heading toward town, you started thinking about it. Did he really not think about getting married one day? You were kind of hoping that eventually you would. Not soon, but eventually.

“Don’t worry about my mom,” Henry said, taking your hand. “She has that mom habit of not knowing when to stop.”

“No, it’s totally fine, she just caught me off guard, is all,” You replied.

“You sure you’re okay?” He asked, tilting his head down a bit to look at your face. “You seem bothered by something.”

“It’s just…” You tried to think of a way to phrase it that wouldn’t spook him but failed. “No, it’s nothing really.”

“No, no,” He said, bumping your shoulder with his lightly. “Come on, I know there’s something on your mind. I’m your best friend, right? You can tell me anything.”

You sighed. “Are you really not thinking about marriage at all? I don’t mean right now or anything, but like in the future? Maybe a few years from now?”

“Well…,” He began, his brow furrowing. “I mean, yeah, of course I am. I’ve been thinking about marrying you since before we ever met. But our relationship is new and I didn’t want to put that kind of pressure on you. And we’re opening a new shop! Who knows how long it’ll be before the chaos of that subsides long enough for us to even begin to plan a wedding? It could genuinely be years.”

“So… it’s a possibility, then?”

“More than a possibility, I’d say,” He said with a gentle smile. “But we need time to feel this out. Just because we love each other is no reason to rush into something we aren’t necessarily prepared for, you know? Marriage is… a lot.”

You nodded. “Yeah. And I agree with you, but I was just worried that you weren’t even considering it.”

“Well, don’t worry. It’s definitely on my mind.”

“Good.” You laid your head on his shoulder, linking your arm with his. “Do we still have ice cream at home?”

“Nope, I ate it earlier.”

“Boo, you suck.”

He chuckled. “We’ll stop at the store on the way home. Mint chocolate chip and some cookies?”

“You know me so well.” You raise your head and puckered your lips, and he bent down to kiss you.

“I do think that before we start talking seriously about marriage or anything like that, I want to stop camming.”

“Why’s that?”

“Well, when I got into it, I never intended to be a career, it was just a side job to help me pay bills. It’s fun and I like it, but I don’t want to do it forever. There is a risk to it, and I worry that you might be affected by it, and I don’t want that.”

“Risk?”

“Yeah. In fact, I think I’m going to end the camming early this year. I’m booked through the month, but I think I’ll make a post tonight saying that I’m going offline for the season. We’re going to be run ragged getting the new place set up. Some people will be upset about it, but they can deal with it.”

“People will be mad?” You asked. The taxi stopped and he took your hand, escorting you out and down the sidewalk toward the small store near your home.

“Yeah,” He said. “A lot of people get that I have a normal life outside of my side job, but some people can be obsessive. Usually, they just wait until next season opens up and book all of my openings they can afford, but some get personal. I block the ones that are too aggressive or start trying to get too close.”

“Too close?”

“Trying to find out who I am and where I live,” He replied.

“That happens?” You asked, alarmed.

“It’s only happened twice. One of them got the hint when I got angry and I didn’t hear from them again. The second one I had to call the police on. I still have a restraining order out against her.”

“Jesus,” You responded. “I didn’t realize it was so… dangerous.”

“It usually isn’t,” He said off-handedly. “That’s the beauty of anonymity and the internet. But I am a rare breed, so it’s easy for people to match my face in real life if they really dig. I mean, you did, right? I have a VPN and pretty hardcore protections on my computer that prevent hacking it remotely, but people can be persistent.”

“That’s… scary,” You said, frowning.

“Don’t worry,” He said, flexing his arms and stomach muscles. “I can handle just about anything.”

“Just about,” You echoed under your breath, and followed him into the store.

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