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hypotermiart · 2 years ago
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happy birthday to @nakateleeli! i drew best tiny witch Tofu zero times last year (which should be illegal) so i’m here now to rectify that
everyone else should buy Tofu Topple on Steam or itch.io
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vegan-nom-noms · 4 months ago
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Vegan Eggs Benedict
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everythingwithwasabi · 5 months ago
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Vegan Egg Benedict
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androidboy · 8 months ago
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appetite has been nuked and im trying very hard not to relapse so im going by the any food is good food rule which means since i have zero motivation to eat an actual dinner ive had a strawberry popsicle and some potato chips with sour cream. considering an ice cream cone before i go to bed
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morethansalad · 1 year ago
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Vegan Breakfast Sandwich (Oil-Free)
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koffing-time · 1 year ago
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log into rotumblr for the first time in months whats going on
how are the pokemon s
in MONTHS??? Well, welcome back anon!
I have to admit i haven't had a lot of time to check the online happenings either, but i'm good! The Pokémon are doing great as well!
Tofu is doing really good, actually, i think his pain is only acting up rarely, lately. Maybe it's the weather, i'm not sure.
Yoghurt is not growing as much anymore, but still getting bigger a bit. It is currently at around... 10 and a half feet? Really has to squeeze now if it want's to come inside...
I also have adopted a new Pokémon a while ago, Eggplant the Skorupi! He's getting along well with the others, especially Caramel and Coffee.
AND only recently, maybe a week ago? Maybe a little longer, i had a little hatchling! I got an egg from someone in Paldea, and i've now got a little tiny Grimer! He loves to sleep in cups and bowls, so i named him Soup. He's exploring everywhere if he can.
OH! And Jack and Muffin have successfully raised a bush of Enigma Berries! They are actually growing well,i'm so proud of them!
How about yourself?
Oh and also Olivia made a blog of his own, he wants to focus a bit more on his Gym- and Battle stuff there. it's @fire-water-grass-core
//ooc quickly: thanks for asking! i havent had much time and/or motivation lately, but i've started planning something! Olivia is still supposed to be around on this blog as well, but yeah, haven't done much at all, so also not much Olivia. Also i had some shenanigans between Rotom-Brandy and @/paldean-ranger-brandy so the profile has changed a bit in appearance lol.
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cookiedotdreams · 2 years ago
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PROTEIN OATMEAL MUFFINS
Those muffins are vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, oil-free, low-carb, sugar-free and low-calorie! Made with tofu for a powerful protein boost – the perfect, filling, vegan breakfast. They are also super easy to make. And super healthy. So like… a win-win-win. I love muffins for on-the-go breakfasts. They are perfect to take to work or school. Whip ’em up on a Sunday and then you’ll have a…
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oniwabanryoko · 3 days ago
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豆腐と米粉のマフィンの糖蜜がけ。
見た目アレだけど、糖蜜はあとがけでジワッと染みるのが良い。生地に混ぜると風味が飛ぶので。
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hockeymusicmore · 2 months ago
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d100system · 8 months ago
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i love to make a delicious meals(:
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plastic-rainbows · 7 months ago
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AgeRe/Agedre Food Ideas!
Main courses:
- Grilled cheese
- Wildberry muffins
- Chicken nuggets
- Toaster waffles
- Macaroni & cheese
- Breaded Tofu
- Flavored oatmeal
- Veggie burger
- Hot dogs
- Microwave pancakes
- Pizza bagels
- Fish sticks
- PB&J sandwich
- Noodle cup
- Mini tacos
Sides, snacks, and sweets:
- Apple slices
- Pretzel twists
- Cheddar crackers
- Yogurt cups
- Carrot sticks
- French fries
- Scrambled eggs
- Dry cereal
- Granola bars
- Baby corn
- Mashed potatoes
- Gummy bears
- Pudding cups
- Tater tots
- String cheese
- Green beans
- Frosted cookies
- Mixed berries
- Graham crackers
- Raw broccoli
- Cheese puffs
- Fruit pouches
Drinks:
- Chocolate milk
- Orange juice
- Flavored water
- Homemade lemonade
- Kool aid
- Veggie smoothie
- Apple juice
- Sports drink
- Fruit punch
- Strawberry milk
- Protein shake
- Grape juice
Feel free to customize anything due to allergies, dietary restrictions, or preference. Bonus points if you cut your food up into cute shapes and use little dish sets for toddlers/kids!
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vegan-nom-noms · 4 months ago
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Vegan Eggs Benedict
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everythingwithwasabi · 2 years ago
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Vegan Quiche Muffin
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tldix · 22 days ago
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Do i wanna know?
summary: fleeing to college after catching your highschool sweetheart cheating, you find yourself right back in your home town 4 years later. your degree almost complete & your sanity slowly slipping, you find solace in the one place you know you shouldn’t. your dads best friend. Dean Winchester.
word count: idk something embarrassingly long probably🫣
warnings : mature 18+, dbf, AU, yearning AF, spn content, grumpy/sunshine ish?? idk (im trying to include most of the main characters from spn, again AU)
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a/n: this is my 2nd ever fic so pls be nice 😔 (& lmk your thoughts, any ideas you may want added) i have every intention of making this a series, if you wanna be added to my tag list just comment 🫶🏼 with alllll this being said i hope you enjoy 🥲
The airport was alive with chaos—families reuniting, announcements echoing overhead, and the constant shuffle of luggage wheels against tiled floors. you adjusted the strap of your duffel bag & guitar case as you took a steadying breath as you followed the crowd toward baggage claim.
It had been months since you last came home, and even longer since you had really felt at home. College had consumed you, with its never-ending stream of exams, late-night study sessions, and endless cups of cheap coffee. Now, with your degree in psychology just a semester away, the weight of expectations pressed heavier on your shoulders.
you tugged her phone from your pocket and skimmed the last text from your dad.
| see you soon kid. we can stop at Bobby’s diner on the way home. i know he’d be over the moon to see you, bet you’re sick of all that tofu & books. don’t forget your still my daughter- not some Freud-loving brainiac”
you stifle a giggle as you head towards the parking lot, eyes skimming for the old green dodge your dad refuses to part with. you let your thoughts drift back to a time before you left for college. when you were waitressing at Bobby’s diner, when you were still with that jackass Colter. when the world felt as if it was falling apart. you quickly shake the thoughts from your head, moving your feet along the pavement out the double doors. your eyes fall on your dads truck, he jumps out with a 9 mile smile as he runs towards you.
“dad! oh my gosh i’ve missed you”
your dad picks you up, wrapping you in one of his signature bear hugs. you melted into his embrace, breathing in the scent of motor oil and aftershave.
“sticks, Look who’s back from the land of overpriced coffee and vegan muffins!”
“Dad, not everyone in college eats vegan muffins.” you laughed.
as your dad grabs your bags, he bombards you with questions. “how was school?” “didn’t meet another jackass like that one boy did you?” “i’m so glad you’re home now sticks, i was real tired of eating take out”
finally. this is what you were searching for. the peace feeling only your dad can seem to give you. the home feeling. you bite the inside of your cheek, feeling the warm smile trying to seep through the wedges in your teeth. you glance out the window, seeing all the familiar streets & shops. the Macleod bakery, Harvelles road house, the dentist your dad would fight tooth & nail to get you into. how was Garth now? you found yourself wondering. it’s been a long time since you were home, you couldn’t be happier. for the first time in years you felt as if you had absolutely no worries. none at all, well until your dad said
“i planned you a welcome home party, more like a bbq but dean was more than happy to let us use his grill. it’s saturday if that works for you sweetheart?”
Dean Winchester had been a part of your life for as long as you could remember, like an unofficial uncle who never missed a BBQ or a birthday. He and your dad, J.P., had been best friends since their teens, inseparable through thick and thin. Dean was brash, charming, and had a knack for pushing your buttons in the way only he could. you hadn’t seen him since Christmas, but the memory of his teasing smirk lingered in your mind.
“sweetheart? is that okay?”
you fumble over your words, trying to push them out & making them seem as nonchalant as possible.
“yeah uh that’s fine dad. can’t wait”
you glance up to see your dad pulling into his usual parking spot outside Bobby’s diner. Bobby was a good man, your dad’s parents weren’t around when you were born so Bobby was quick to claim you as his own granddaughter. blood or not, youre family. as you open the creaky door of your dads old truck, you find every peace of worry gone again. you practically skip to the door, tearing it open as you glance around. ‘that old man really doesn’t change shit’ you thought to yourself.
“sticks? is that really you?”
you thought you were fine, you really convinced yourself until you heard that deep baritone voice. now you felt the ache of tears pressing against your eyes. you whip your head around, eyes meeting the one & only Bobby Singer. the whole diners stopped eating & talking. honing in on the grumpy old man facade slipping from Bobby’s face. you find yourself jogging over to him, he drops the tray to the floor as he quickly envelopes you into a hug.
“Pops! it’s so good to see you”
your voice is muffled from the hold Bobby has on you, his own tears falling down his face into his flannel to mix with yours. you glance up meeting his eyes as he says
“damnit girl, i can’t believe you’re here. how was school? you back for good?”
you pull yourself away hesitantly
“i’m back for good pops. finishing out my last semester here, was hoping you still had that waitressing position open”
your eyebrows shoot up hopefully as a small smirk falls on your face, Bobby wraps his arm around your shoulder as he chuckles
“for you? of course.”
Bobby’s eyes finally meet your fathers, he pulls Jp into a tight hug
“hell boy why didn’t you tell me she was coming home. i’d have-“
jp chuckles as he cuts bobby off
“listen old man, you got enough going on. plus i figured a surprise would do you some good. especially a sticks shaped surprise”
hours passed as you sat & caught up with Bobby, his eyes never leaving yours. almost like he couldn’t believe you were really here. you talked about school, the waitressing job you had in California (but making sure to let Bobby know no place could compare to his). as you ate a smile never left your face, Jp & Bobby telling you stories about the 4 years you were gone. youre laughing, you’re crying. you didn’t know you could feel so many emotions just by coming home. you’re about to leave when Bobby pulls you aside. hugging you as he tells you
“sticks now listen. i know you don’t wanna hear what i’m bout to say but i also know if you hear it from anyone else you’ll lose it. Col-“
you pull away, locking eyes with Bobby
“pops please don’t-“
“wait just a second lemme finish. Colters getting married. got a baby on the way”
you felt the ground beneath your crumble. no, no, no. that couldn’t be happening. your highschool sweetheart. your first kiss, your first- well everything. sure he was mean, a tiny bit abusive but he was yours. or so you thought.
“what do you mean pops? he- he can’t be. there’s no way”
you stumble back but before you fall, bobby’s arms are around you.
“i know kiddo. i know. but hey, maybe it’s better this way huh?”
his hands are wiping the tears you didn’t realize were falling. you had so many questions, did he really love me? how could he move on? why did he never reach out? well maybe it’s because he was too busy out getting some skank pregnant. wait no you can’t think like that, she didn’t do anything to you. it wasn’t like this mystery woman was holding your heart in your hands, no that was that stupid prick Colter.
“who?”
“who what sticks?”
bobby’s eyes look too worrisome. you hate when he gives you those eyes.
“who is he marrying”
bobby sighs, suddenly finding the sticky old floorboards far more interesting than the expression that’s gunna cross your face.
“jo.”
oh that hurt, jo. jo harvelle. your childhood bestfriend. bobby’s grip tightened on you, holding you steady as you go through the waves crashing through you. anger. hurt. betrayal. your dad approaches, seeing the light leave your eyes. he glances at Bobby, sharing a knowing look with him. he wraps his arm around, letting you bid your farewells as he lead you to the truck. as he opened the door for you, you slung yourself into the seat.
“sticks i- i’m sorry”
you wipe the rest of the tears from your face, nodding as you glance around the truck. your eyes get stuck on the polaroid of you & jo. a picture you used to cherish so deeply, but now you’d rather see it cast into the pits of hell. your dad catches what you’re eyes are lingering on as he closes your door. he makes his way around to his side, quickly grabbing the polaroid & stashing it away. he knew when you got told the news things would be different, your pain would be different. Colter was one thing, your highschool sweetheart who never lived up to the ‘sweetheart’ part. the man who made you shed more tears than you ever should’ve, the man who left you alone wondering where he was most nights when he was shacking it up at Harvelles bar, who wouldn’t answer his phone. your dad knew all this, he was the one you called when you couldn’t take it anymore. he was the one who came & picked you up from Colters parents house the night you ended things. the night you found out he cheated. 2 weeks before you left for college. your dad also knew that after you left, there wasn’t a thing he could say or do to make you come back. Jo on the other hand, she was your best friend. practically your sister. there wasn’t a weekend where Jo wasn’t at his house, in his pool, watching you & him work on cars & when you got older the one who helped you sneak those cars out. the one you called when Colter wasn’t treating you right. the one who called you when she knew Colter was at her moms bar. it felt unreal to your father, he couldn’t imagine how you felt.
The hum of tires on asphalt filled the silence as you pulled into the driveway of your childhood home. The house looked the same—warm porch lights glowing, the familiar sight of your first car parked sideways on the side of the house. the garage open, showing the new muscle car your dad must be going nuts over. Jp killed the engine and exhaled deeply. After four years away at college, home felt both comforting and alien.
Inside, you found seemingly nothing changed. the recliner was still the same, the stacks of car manuals everywhere, the coffee cup sized rim indentions on your dads side table, the only different thing was a picture you & your dad took on the 4th of july hanging above the tv stand. you’re standing in a pair of old jean shorts, your red bikini top sneaking out the side of your old worn white t-shirt covered in motor oil. your dad has his signature blue dodgers cap on, his mechanic uniform still clinging to him. laughing right back with you as he holds his belly. Sam took the picture & you were so thankful he did. you carried yourself up to your childhood bedroom, the only thing that changed was the size of the bed. instead of the measly little twin you now were the proud owner of a queen. the sage green comforter looked like a cloud, a dream even.
you dig out a change of clothes, your toiletries & make your way to your bathroom. the peace sign poster you picked out with Jo staring menacingly at you through the reflection. you hesitate for a second before deciding to rip it down. you crumble it up, throwing it in the trash can as you run a hand through your hair. stupid. that’s how you felt. why did you think you’d come back & everything would be waiting for you like the day you left? your eyes longed for tears to fall, you glance up catching yourself in the reflection before you shake your shoulders & sigh. you rip the airport clothes off, turning on a hot shower as you slip in. you hum the tune of an AC/DC song as you lather the soap in your hands & through your hair. you’re back, regardless of how anyone else feels. your got your job back at Bobby’s, you’re finishing your degree this year. everything’s gunna work out. everything’s gunna be fine, but if that was the truth why did you feel as if something was missing?
you get out of the shower, quickly drying off as you throw on a old tank top & a pair of sweats. you towel dry your hair, glancing over to the fogged up mirror as you pull a brush through it. you throw your dirty clothes in your laundry basket as you slide on your slippers. you make your way back to your room, settling down on the bed as you open up your bag.
your dads footsteps tear you from your thoughts, you glance up as he’s carrying a beer. you take it thankfully as he settles beside you on the bed, glancing over at your guitar case.
“you still play sticks?”
you nod, as you take a swig of your beer
“i do. ain’t played as much as id like too with how busy things have been though”
your dad takes a swig of his own beer, he smiles as he says
“well after dinner i want you to play me something”
you smile & nod, you loved playing for your dad. he’s who taught you really, who gave you the guitar you lug around everywhere. you run your fingers absentmindedly across the label of the beer as you think back to the time he gave you the guitar. it was your 11th birthday, the smile he beamed down at you was something you’d never allow yourself to forget. that, that was probably your happiest memory. your dads voice interrupts your thoughts as he says
“well i’ll be out in the garage. we’ll have some company for dinner since i gotta work from home today. you need me you come find me okay sugar?”
you smile to yourself, boy was it great to have someone care so much for you. you were used to just being ignored, not making but 1 singular friend in your years of college. Ashley. she was like a girl you’d never met before, ambitious, smart, beautiful, funny. the sarcasm that girl carried was something unreal. your dad already loved her after meeting her the one singular time he flew out to visit. you plop down on your bed, pulling your phone out as you quickly press ashley’s number. she picks up after the 3rd sing yelling through the phone
“sticks! come back oh god i’ll never make it without you”
sticks? since when did ashley also call you that? what is with everyone wanting this nickname to stick? you roll your eyes at your unintentional pun
“well hello there ash i miss you too” you giggle into the phone
“but no seriously how is it? feel better being at home?”
you bite back the endless trials of emotions you went through today, choosing not to unload the disaster your life’s become in a measly 24 hours. you find yourself picking at the thread of your sweats as you offer small talk, informing her you got your job back at the diner until you graduate. her swearing she’s flying out the second the gets the chance. you giggle & talk as you glance at the clock, you realized you completely lost track of time & you were sure dinner was ready. you hang up, promising you’ll call her after your first day as you make your way downstairs, the scent of ordered in pizza catches your nose as you giggle to yourself. as your feet touch the bottom step your dad turns to you
“well there she is, cmon sticks say hello”
you walk around the doorframe as your heart catches in your throat. Dean. Winchester.
“hey Freud” he greeted, his voice low drawl “long time no see”
“Freud, really?” you arched any eyebrow, meeting his gaze. his green eyes sparkled with mischief, & that smirk — God that smirk — was firmly in place.
“Freud, Jung, whoever you kids are into these days” dean shot back, standing from his place on the couch.
your dad chuckles
“don’t mind him, he’s just mad he’s too old to understand what you’re studying”
you laugh as you shake your head
dean cuts in as he says
“oh i understand it just fine” he said as he walks up to you “it’s all about mommy issues, right?”
you snorted
“i’m studying psychology, not you dean”
your dad burst out laughing, deans smirk faltering for a moment. he gave you an exaggerated bow as he says “Touchè”
as your dad drags dean over to the table you let yourself study his features, he looked the same — rough around the edges but effortlessly put together. his hands calloused & stained in motor oil. the veins prominent as he grabs the pizza box, smiling at something your father said. you quickly averted your gaze, feeling an unwelcomed heat creep up your neck.
“so sticks you nervous bout being back?”
your dad asks
you hesitated unsure of how to answer especially after the whirlwind of emotions you had to overcome today.
“a little. it’s been awhile, you know? i’m used to being busy all the time. having my job back at Pops surely will help though”
“well you’re home now.” your dad said, his voice warm. “relax, eat something other than cafeteria food & maybe give some of your old man here some of that brainiac advice” he beams
“careful” dean adds smirking, “you might open a can of worms with that one if you ain’t careful ‘old man’ “
you rolled your eyes but couldn’t help the small smirk that fell on your face. it felt good to be back, banter, baggage & all.
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by the time you made it to the table you were trying to decide if you could just crawl up to your room or out the window, on the latter they would definitely know something was up. i mean your dad knew, he seen it first hand all day. but dean? no. he could not & would not see you crumble over something like that. it was hard enough to try to keep the actual relationship issues from dean when it happened, he definitely didn’t need the after effects.
you decided what’s the worst that could happen, you’re in your own home. with your father, & really you were just nervous. you did not expect to see dean today, not any day before saturday really. that’s why you find yourself turning to your dad & joking
“i’m surprised the houses still stands after how long i was gone”
“barely sticks” jp jokes as he grumbles “dean here only fixed the roof last week, don’t lean on the railing. it’s a death trap”
“hey that’s quality work” dean protests before taking a bite of his pizza
“quality work” you echoed, eyeing him. “remind me not to hire you when i get my own place.”
dean grins, leaning back in his chair as he wipes the pizza sauce from his lip
“don’t worry. i charge extra for smartasses”
your dad throws him a joking glare as he gets up to fetch some beers, leaving you both alone for the first moment since youve been home. you shift in your seat as you take a bite of your pizza.
“it’s good to see you sticks” dean said, his tone softer now as he catches your eye
you look up, startled by the sincerity in his voice. a small smile fights it way to your lips as you say “you too dean”
for a fleeting moment, you felt as if something electric, & impossible to ignore flashed between you. as quick as the moment appeared it dissolved when your dad breached the door with a huge grin
“beers here”
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tsukikonikushimi · 1 year ago
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Avatar the Official Cookbook of Pandora (Recipe Masterlist)
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I have finally gotten my hands on the cookbook. So there are four chapters, I will start posting them, but with what should i start?
Further down there's the list of recipes, if somone wants a specific one, write it down in the comments.
Omatikaya Offerings: (11/11) -> COMPLETED
1st Recipe -> OVUMSHROOM BURGER: Here
2nd Recipe -> FORAGED FRUITS BREAKFAST: Here
3rd Recipe -> HALLELUJAH MOUNTAIN CUPS: Here
4th Recipe -> WOODLAND MUSHROOM RAMEN: Here
5th Recipe -> PARADISE COCKTAIL: Here
6th Recipe -> TACO SURPRISE: Here
7th Recipe -> RAINFOREST SOURDOUGH TOAST: Here
8th Recipe -> GREEN SHAKSHUKA: Here
9th Recipe -> BOTANIST’S LUNCH BOWL: Here
10th Recipe -> HUNTERS’ TRAIL MIX: Here
11th Recipe -> HARMONY SALAD: Here
RDA Rations: (14/14) -> COMPLETED
1st Recipe -> FRONTIER PANCAKES: Here
2nd Recipe -> WARRIOR "WINGS": Here
3rd Recipe -> HELL’S GATE CORNBREAD MUFFINS: Here
4th Recipe -> RDA CORN RIBS: Here
5th Recipe -> LOCKED AND LOADED TORTILLA CHIPS: Here
6th Recipe -> UNOBTANIUM ENERGY BITES: Here
7th Recipe -> BRIDGEHEAD CITY BURGER: Here
8th Recipe -> HYBRID MAC ‘N’ CHEESE: Here
9th Recipe -> SUPERCHARGED STEAK: Here
10th Recipe -> BASE CAMP BAKED PASTA: Here
11th Recipe -> COMMAND CENTER CHIPS AND DIP: Here
12th Recipe -> SKIPPER STEW: Here
13th Recipe -> INTERSTELLAR SOUP: Here
14th Recipe -> SCRAMBLED TOFU WRAP: Here
Metkayina Bounty: (10/14)
1st Recipe -> SMOKED TROUT ROLLS: Here
2nd Recipe -> ZESTY SEAWALL SKEWERS: Here
3rd Recipe -> NA’VI SUPER SMOOTHIE BOWL: Here
4th Recipe -> SPICY SQUID MORSELS: Here
5th Recipe -> SEA SHIMMER POKE BOWL: Here
6th Recipe -> REEF BITES: Here
7th Recipe -> SEAGRASS TOFU STACKS: Here
8th Recipe -> OCEAN ORZO: Here
9th Recipe -> ZINGY FLASH-FRIED SHRIMP: Here
10th Recipe -> DIVER’S BOUNTY PASTA: Here (Poll for next time) NEW!!
TBA
Clan Feasts: (11/11) -> COMPLETED
1st Recipe -> HALLELUJAH CELEBRATION CAKE: Here
2nd Recipe -> LUMINESCENT ICE POPS: Here
3rd Recipe -> CHOCOLATE BARK OFFERING: Here
4th Recipe -> PANDORAN PARTY PLATTER: Here
5th Recipe -> BLUE SEAS TEAR-AND-SHARE GARLIC BREAD: Here
6th Recipe -> HOMETREE PLATTER: Here
7th Recipe -> PURPLE SKY COOKIES: Here
8th Recipe -> SWEET AND STICKY CHICKEN: Here
9th Recipe -> CELEBRATORY CLAN ROAST: Here
10th Recipe -> SANCTUARY STEW: Here
11th Recipe -> TOTEM DIP: Here
Omatikaya's recipes:
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years ago
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i just read the wayne family adventures chapter that released yesterday and i'm in need of some steph and damian headcanons
They've gotten into the most arguments over who gets to drive the Batmobile
Damian: "I'll drive"
Steph: "You're twelve"
Damian: "And yet I still drive better than you"
Bruce sides with Steph and ten minutes later Damian is gripping for dear life as she goes twenty miles over the speed limit
Steph sends a multiple-paragraph story about her mission abroad with pictures, emojis, and a hundred exclamation points, only for Damian to reply, "k"
Having food around is legitimately stressful because Damian is a growing boy who will eat everything. Steph gets up to grab a drink with her muffin and comes back to a wrapper and crumbs
He offers to pack her lunch when Alfred's hands are too full. Steph takes him up on it, thinking Alfred already made something. She doesn't check her lunchbox until later, when she finds a brick of tofu and Tupperware full of grapes
Steph reminisces about an old TV show and for the rest of the day Damian copies everything she says in an old person voice
Then Damian asks what a Walkman is and it's Steph's turn to pinch his cheeks and talk in a baby voice
Steph: "Robin's the worst"
Goon: "Yeah, he is"
Steph: "You take that back!"
He sold her high school essays online and gave her a 10% cut of the profit
Damian gets a rat and Steph names it Remy, knowing he hasn't seen Ratatouille yet
She uses his head as an armrest
Steph and her friends go out to celebrate finals being over. Damian follows them to the restaurant and keeps sending milk to their table every five minutes
Damian rickrolls her through her AirPods
Steph has a special type of anger set aside for when Damian jams the carnival port-a-potty shut while she's in it
Damian gives her a misshapen rock and says, "It's the egg that hatched you"
Steph: "This is my little brother, Damian"
Damian: "We're not siblings"
Steph: "…As I was saying, this is my little brother, Damian"
She sticks a picture of Damian on the icebox to guarantee it stays cold
*After a big meal* Damian: "I cannot eat another bite"
Steph: "Same. Wanna get ice cream?"
Damian: "I'll drive"
Steph: "Like hell you are"
Damian: "Then I call shotgun"
Steph: "Bold of you to assume we're inviting the others"
Damian has a creative writing assignment for English and Steph offers to look it over, but instead of giving him feedback, she gaslights him into thinking he plagiarized Game of Thrones
However weird the Rogues may be, Damian can guarantee there's something in Steph's camera roll that's even weirder
Jason teaches Damian to swear and Steph un-teaches him by playing the bleeping sound effect every time he does
Steph rents half her storage garage to Damian to store the canoe he found. They're still trying to figure out what to do with it
Damian: "I have to infiltrate a horse ranch and I need you to communicate with your equine brethren"
Damian asks Steph to come to Career Day. She's confused at first because at the time she's a student working a part-time retail job, but shows up anyway. When it's his turn, he brings her up to the front and says, "This is my sister, Stephanie. She doesn't have a degree yet, gets paid minimum wage for a job I can do with my hands tied, and is the only one in my family who doesn't know what she's doing." Steph starts to get annoyed, but then Damian says, "I brought her today because she doesn't let her lack of direction hold her down. She has taught me that it's okay if you don't have a destination and life happens on your own terms, not someone else's."
Steph comes to the Manor one day to find everyone crowded around Damian's door. Dick explains that the person Damian asked to the 8th grade dance ditched him last minute and no one's been able to coax him out—not even Alfred with cookies. Steph goes in and after a while, he tells her about the work he put in (for a middle schooler, aka an ironed shirt and reservations at a place rhyming with Bolive Darden) only for it be a setup to make fun of him. Steph asks when the reservation is and he says it's in twenty minutes. She says she only needs ten and emerges in her old homecoming dress. Then they grab dinner before skipping the dance altogether to go bowling and destroy some unsuspecting 9-year-olds at laser tag.
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